Today's Dose Of Glamoooooooooooor Brought To You By Angelyne
And imagine if you saw this vision live and in person.....
The lucky soul who did probably had the day's shit covering his retinas and it all melted onto the 1-ply carpet as soon as he swung open the doors to the Kinko's (please don't make me call it FedEx Office) in Hollywood and gazed upon the Garbage Pail Goddess gracefully waiting for the photocopies of her glamour shots that she sells in the back of her trunk (true story). When Angelyne's Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? meets Popples weave swung around, he stared deep into her beautiful Japanese Chin on acid face and suddenly a shot of Pixie Stix syrup hit the back of his throat. Angelyne grabbed her copies, fluffed her vintage Limited Too! jacket and disappeared into the sunlight in a cloud of cotton candy powder.
As soon as he got home, he fell back onto his bed to recover from the beauty he witnessed today and suddenly he felt something poking him in the back. He rolled over and found two Strawberry Skittles and a pink ecstasy tab waiting for him. Of course, he made a Strawberry Skittles and ecstasy sandwich, and then popped it into his mouth. He fell back onto his bed for a second time, stared at the glittery popcorn ceiling above him and allowed his insides to dance to the imaginary music in his head as all of the glittery popcorn ceiling fell around him like gay snow. That's when he knew that if his eyes were never blessed by the vision of the Fraggle Rock Queen none of this would be happening.
What I'm getting at is that Angelyne is magic. What I'm also getting at is that Angelyne makes people temporarily high, which explains this fucking post.
Oh my God. She looks like those pig people on The Twilight Zone who tried to make the beautiful girl look like them because she was "different" (ie, ugly).
Sorry!
Argh - double post!
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WORDS MEAN NOTHING, fashion speaks volumes. -MK
Submitted by karen on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 7:33am.
used to hang in los angeles in late 80s and early 90s, until grunge killed the rock scene.remember her billboards and wondering wtf? saw her driving on sunset and believed she was in her late 40s then. look at the last slide of her in the corvette. she has the hands of a frail 90 year old woman.
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When I visited LA about 15 yrs ago, I had a 'brush with greatness' when I saw her pink corvette driving down the road. I knew it was her b/c the license plate bore her name.
She was probably about 70 at the time... In any case, I considered it a good omen.
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WORDS MEAN NOTHING, fashion speaks volumes. -MK
Elisted -that's a good one, "Courtney Stodden's future".
I'd say Angelyne somehow looks better than Courtney,just due to 'attitude'. Angeline manages to look much more innocent,warm and refined than Courtney, but it wouldn't take much. Courtney's on the minus side in those areas.
I wonder what Angelyne was like at 17?
Maybe Courtney will get over herself as she matures.
Hilarious.
Take notes Phoebe Price. This is what a STAR looks like.
Angelyne now. Angelyne Forever!
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
Submitted by Weird Science on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 11:55am.
Yeah, but, mud sharks in glass houses shouldn't cast stones.
iHeartHaters on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 1:35am.
She wishes!
This one! I had the blessing of seeing her throw a glamorous tantrum at Trader Joe's when another shopper got too close to her shopping basket. She gummed his head off about the "fragile and expensive items" he could have damaged. Fragile and expensive? At Trader Joe's?? I didn't see that cabana!
Probably not fair to this delicate flower to make this comparison, but this is Courtney Stodden's future. She won't look this good obviously, but they shop at the same thrift store.....
" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs
used to hang in los angeles in late 80s and early 90s, until grunge killed the rock scene.remember her billboards and wondering wtf? saw her driving on sunset and believed she was in her late 40s then. look at the last slide of her in the corvette. she has the hands of a frail 90 year old woman.
Those legs are quite amazing for someone her age. Is it possible for plastic surgeons to do leg jobs?
I like her, she kind of looks like Dolly Parton on acid.
How are you going to drive around in a hot pink car, dressed in neon peace sign mini and Fraggle Rock jacket.... and have the nerve to hide your face?!?!
This is the DL's fave troll in about 15-20 yrs =))
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FANTA FANTA, NO COKE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lnRDU4LdZE
Meat Loaf was in the middle of a show when his knees suddenly hit the stage floor like a narcoleptic bat out of hell ~MK
Please post more information/photos on that very hot black number assisting Angelyne!!!!!
I first read about her in Creem magazine decades ago and she is still working it and looking pretty good. I'll bet she has supporters. It doesn't seem sad to me because she is still being a Hollywood Star and that's what she wants to do. Sad would be if she decided she was too old to do it and sat at home thinking about it.
http://burning-plastic.tumblr.com/
Someone please buy her a new pair of pink shoes. Poor woman, I feel for her. She is a old,old lady and probably lives off Social S. I have heard so many different stories about her including that her once rich sugar daddy died years ago and she has been living on disability for her mental issues etc. for years. Explains the tattered old shoes. She gives me the sads sometimes
HDY, I know. Im halfway between Louisville and Nashville so you can imagine the shit I see. ***********************************************
What is wrong with liking chubby/fat women? Not everyone on this planet is suppose to be a size 4. Just like not all men are suppose to have a size 9 dick that vibrates.
-Tequilia Tax, 10-24-11
HDY, I know. Im halfway between Louisville and Nashville so you can imagine the shit I see. ***********************************************
What is wrong with liking chubby/fat women? Not everyone on this planet is suppose to be a size 4. Just like not all men are suppose to have a size 9 dick that vibrates.
-Tequilia Tax, 10-24-11
Submitted by mudtutle on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 8:10pm.
I know. Once, after being gone for months, I returned to the county where I grew up, and I swear the area proved every stereotype true, and then some. And it wasn't up in the hills, either, just about an hour outside of Louisville.
Okay horz, you talked me into it. I'm just not sure which color you talked me into.
When I do it, if it doesn't look like total shit, I'll make it my avie. (though I'm gonna blur out my face 'cause nobody needs to see that). Then all of Dlisted will witness what it hath wrought!
*goes back to grabbing stills from old Tears for Fears videos*
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"I bet Michael Lohan's sperm comes out of his peen yelling screaming and pissed off at the world, all the sperms are getting into fights with each other about who gets to swim where and shit." -- Whamo
why is that man holding that gold purse?
Ok I remember that now. Anyway its nice to have that in common. There are so many misconceptions about Kentucky, lol. ***********************************************
What is wrong with liking chubby/fat women? Not everyone on this planet is suppose to be a size 4. Just like not all men are suppose to have a size 9 dick that vibrates.
-Tequilia Tax, 10-11
mudturtle - I know, I think we talked about no-kill shelters at one time when you mentioned having a stray.
dramaqueen(plus some numbers; I haven't seen her post in a while) is also a Kentuckian.
HowDareYou, I saw your post in the open post last night; I wanted to tell you I am from Kentucky also! !***********************************************
What is wrong with liking chubby/fat women? Not everyone on this planet is suppose to be a size 4. Just like not all men are suppose to have a size 9 dick that vibrates.
-Tequilia Tax, 10-24-11
It's Cindy Lou Hoo, all grow'd up.
Submitted by mike on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 7:29pm.
Fraggle Rock Queen?
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I think he's just comparing her to the fraggles of fraggle rock http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fraggle_Rock. They were pretty colorful.
Although I think it could be said that Angelyne here isn't 100% sane, either.
Unless your Mike Nichols, you could do a lot worse if you wanted to bang a 70 year old. Jus' sayin.
Submitted by BitchHouse on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 7:31pm.
Cut her some slack. Orthopedic heels are hard to find.
Hmm…the shoes. I don't know about the shoes. Yeah, rethink the shoes.
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Eazy E's own prescription for "nourishing the inner aspect", Nutz On Ya Chin.
Fraggle Rock Queen? Is this MK's way of telling us he's uncovered a certain someone's true identity?
Submitted by Scheherazade on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 6:08pm.
This is how I imagine most of the whores who post here looking like in real life. Which one of you sluts is this?
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I resent that! I am at least 1 1/2 inches taller than her! We are not EXACTLY the same!
Is she like the Wal-Mart version of Little Edie?
Submitted by sinjin on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 6:02pm.
Submitted by agirl: FOCK 500 SERVER ERROR MK FIX THAT SHIT
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Co-sign! This has been the 1st time I've even been allowed onto the comment screen! I haven't even been allowed to to READ more than one page of comments. I HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO ACTUALLY WORK AT MY JOB FFS!!!
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*gasps in horror* Oh, that's awful! This cannot be allowed to continue!!
I'm sorry to just jump into y'all's conversation, but my sister had her hair colored blue recently. When she told me about it, I was really skeptical, but it looks SO good.
I hope one or both of you decide to try it.
Good luck!
Main pic is AWESOME!
I'm sure the rest would make me cry (which I've done at least once on psychedelics), so I'll just curl up with "gay snow" and count my blessings ..
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
The cheap scuffed wedge heels say it all.
HB to Scott Weiland
Submitted by Migraineuse on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 6:22pm.
I was thinking about blue if I wanted to go really wild. I look good in almost every shade of blue and I wanted blue hair since I was like 7.
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That sounds cool. Funny thing was I had originally written that I either wanted that fuchsia color or a deep blue in the earlier post to you but decided to omit that portion. Same here, always wanted a deep shade of strong blue just even in the lower area/ends of my hair. You could always get a 'swatch' test (dye just a swath of your hair to see how it is against your skincolor/daylight thing.
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"Your worship...I don't know how she then became a donkey. I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with the donkey." -Sunday Moyo, 10.26.2011
My skin is light but it's not porcelain. My face tends to get red. With ashy brown hair it was really noticeable, but with red hair it doesn't look so bad. Orange red is a color I hate but looks really good on me.
I was thinking about blue if I wanted to go really wild. I look good in almost every shade of blue and I wanted blue hair since I was like 7. But I would have to bleach it for sure first and I don't want to ruin my hair.
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"I bet Michael Lohan's sperm comes out of his peen yelling screaming and pissed off at the world, all the sperms are getting into fights with each other about who gets to swim where and shit." -- Whamo
@misslainey- Seriously. This is clearly a person with a pretty severe mental disorder..
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I learned the hard way....not all vaginal washes take care of feminine odor...
Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 6:14pm.
Submitted by caprica six on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 6:13pm.
That Hello Kitty purse behind the "everything for .99c" sign or whatever it says - is that her purse??
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Cappy, it's hers, she's clutching it in thumbs 4,5,6!
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Rascal, omfg. The damn 500 error just dickblocks my viewability here. Either way, just no with a memaw having a purse like that. I'll forgive the whole ensemble, but not that purse.
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"Your worship...I don't know how she then became a donkey. I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with the donkey." -Sunday Moyo, 10.26.2011
RE: Internal Server Errors
Hit the refresh.
Noooo, they're not the same color! One is darker and more violettish, the other one is lighter and more coppery.
The thing is: my hair's too orange. I want to tone it down some, but not make it TOO purplish because I love purple hair but it makes my skin look sallow. Red hair looks good on me, just not sure how much violet I want to put in it.
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"I bet Michael Lohan's sperm comes out of his peen yelling screaming and pissed off at the world, all the sperms are getting into fights with each other about who gets to swim where and shit." -- Whamo
Angelyne makes me sad. She is kind of tragic.
Submitted by caprica six on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 6:13pm.
That Hello Kitty purse behind the "everything for .99c" sign or whatever it says - is that her purse??
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Cappy, it's hers, she's clutching it in thumbs 4,5,6!
That Hello Kitty purse behind the "everything for .99c" sign or whatever it says - is that her purse??
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"Your worship...I don't know how she then became a donkey. I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with the donkey." -Sunday Moyo, 10.26.2011
Submitted by Migraineuse on Thu, 10/27/2011 - 6:05pm.
Speaking of glamour, what do you dlisters think of me getting this hair color:
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The first and second link showed me, like, the same color. Nonetheless, I like that mid-fuchsia color, but I think it works only with "fair/ivory" skin. If you have that lovely porcelain skin like that, go for it.
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"Your worship...I don't know how she then became a donkey. I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with the donkey." -Sunday Moyo, 10.26.2011
LMAO @ Hello Kitty purse!
This is how I imagine most of the whores who post here looking like in real life. Which one of you sluts is this?
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I learned the hard way....not all vaginal washes take care of feminine odor...
I miss old New York