Friday, November 4th 2011

Open Post: Hosted By Spike From Buffy

James Marsters' holiday duckface made my soul jump out of my body and his red turtleneck made it jump back in. Someone should really turn this picture into a Christmas tree topper, because it would definitely keep the cats off of the tree.

via Buzzfeed

Posted by: Michael K


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@undine

14 kids? Sober? Are you a masochist?

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Rusty, tu nous manque! Sois gentil et donne-nous de tes nouvelles!

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Thank god my daughter's birthday party is done! I spent several hours today wearing a pirate hate made out of newspaper and corralling 14 8YOs. And I did it sober!

Lindsay probably still has her Playboy shoot face on:

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/11/lindsay-lohan-crashes-leo-...

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damn you, Duckface Spike. I'm changing my avatar now! smh.

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Ah poor Andy, I don't have my grandpa anymore, but whenever I hear that 60 minutes timer begin to click I think of him. 92 years, Andy and his brows have lived an interesting life.

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andy, Andy, ANNNNNNNDDDDYYYYYYYY!

we lost andy rooney last night ...

:^(

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YTkxr3j2HQ&feature=related

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Well hello, Mr. Marsters, long time no see. I liked your appearance on "Supernatural" with Ms. Charisma Carpenter playing the witch wife to your warlock husband. Hope to see you in something else soon.

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Submitted by shopaholic on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 10:40pm.
Chicken Cutlets is on Brides Beverly Hills on TLC. Her friend, the bride, has bigger cutlets stuffed in her hacked on face.
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I just saw that...she's very annoying!

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...the end

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For Becky.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZc6VZmbkJU

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Rusty, tu nous manque! Sois gentil et donne-nous de tes nouvelles!

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Chicken Cutlets is on Brides Beverly Hills on TLC. Her friend, the bride, has bigger cutlets stuffed in her hacked on face.

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He's still hot, antlers or no antlers! :P

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Love me some James Marsters!

Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 2:17pm.

I've been living in England for six years, and although he does a great English accent that never goes in and out..

Actually, it did. Words like "can't", "pass" etc he'd still repeat them with a clear American accent on the show. That was his only undoing. :)

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Yeah, the most impressive thing about the guy is that he speaks 13 languages. How fucking cool is that?? Plus, the ladies were already skeletons. I don`t find that half as disturbing as a rotting corpse...

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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11

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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 8:15pm.

Lol, Mike, looks like he made sure they weren`t cold.. He dressed them appropriately for russian winters....
Speaking of Winter, 37 degrees in the morning is too freakin` cold for me. Can we fast forward to March?

lol, I felt bad laughing when I saw the pics, but laugh I did.

I know what you mean about the cold. I've already been telling people I'm ready for spring.

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Lol, Mike, looks like he made sure they weren`t cold.. He dressed them appropriately for russian winters....
Speaking of Winter, 37 degrees in the morning is too freakin` cold for me. Can we fast forward to March?

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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11

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UBF, did you see about the guy in Russia who was found with twenty female bodies in his apartment? He apparently dug them up from a cemetery and then dressed them.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/04/anatoly-moskvin-clothed-female-...

pics (nothing too gross):

http://lifenews.ru/news/73773

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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 7:59pm.

Cool. I'll probably try to catch up this weekend. I have all the episodes dvr-ed.

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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 7:58pm.

Later, Owl of the many names.

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Mike, i was SOOOOO excited about the 5th one and then it was as disappointing as a 30 second lay.
The third episode was the best one. I hope it gets better, i m not quite ready to kiss it goodbye.

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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11

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I probably won't be back til around midnight so I'll see ya later! : )

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Submitted by Jintess on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 7:20pm.

Oh. I just realized you meant Spike, as in the guy at the top of the page. I thought you were talking about Spike, the cartoonist. (Who is a girl.) I was wondering why you were so excited! Not that Spike isn't a talented cartoonist, but she's not exactly a celebrity. (Sorry, Spike. I hope you're not reading this.)

The spirit of fuck you should never be underestimated. ~hotpocket 10/23/11

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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 7:28pm.

Lol UBF "de-corn"! I just realised today that I do have the first episode of AHS. I'll be watching the episodes I have recorded this weekend and catch up with y'all.

I actually liked the second episode better than the first. I've only watched two episodes, though.

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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 7:25pm.

Maybe its cause i m in a bitchmood lately, but Grimm`s is getting corny. But so is AHS, at least the last episode, I was like WTF am i watching?

Ugh, I new it was coming. Ryan Murphy shows always start off good but go off the rails pretty quickly. That's why I kept asking how the new episodes were. I've only seen two, so I guess I at least have two more decent ones.

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@Wowl
The firetruck brought their own sand. My neighbour had already swept up the glass etc.

Hey IG and everybody! Jintess and the three bears LOL!

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Becky, do they already have the sand with them or did they send for it?

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Lol UBF "de-corn"! I just realised today that I do have the first episode of AHS. I'll be watching the episodes I have recorded this weekend and catch up with y'all.

The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Night Owl!

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There's a young cutie I've earmarked for you, Wowl!
They've finished spreading half a beach worth of sand over all the leaked car fluids. It was a fricking green lake out there.
Sadly, that was most likely the highlight of my weekend. I need to get out more.

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Maybe its cause i m in a bitchmood lately, but Grimm`s is getting corny. But so is AHS, at least the last episode, I was like WTF am i watching?

That`s why i will always prefer books. Not that there aren`t plenty of corny ones out there, but at least i can de-corn them a little with my imagination...

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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11

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Awwww Becky, always so helpful! And of course you HAD to go check out the firemen! Whore!

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Here ya go mag

http://www.wizardworldcomiccon.com/hapaheaucoco.html

Edit: sorry, wrong link
http://www.wizardworldcomiccon.com/hapaadbalogo.html

Hey, Louis Gosset Jr will be there too

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Hahaha it IS goldilocks!
Trying out the different beds and eating their food, looking for 'just right'

Whore got that dude killed

LOL at the bears driving a pickup though

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Submitted by Jintess on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 7:07pm.

I didn't see her in the listing. Was there another list of "special guests"?

The spirit of fuck you should never be underestimated. ~hotpocket 10/23/11

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Mani, I saw the gifs you posted yesterday. They were hilarious!

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Whoa Becks, glad everyone is okay!

UBF did you see where we were talking about the Austin Comic Con earlier? It's next wkd and SPIKE WILL BE THERE :D

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Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 6:54pm.

Drinking some Baileys.
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Mani!

*Chugs boxed Pinot, clinks pimp cup with you*

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@Wowl
Everyone is still milling about. When I heard the crash I threw the instantly hysterical dog in the bathroom and ran out to see if there were any injuries (I've got a Senior First Aid certificate), but it was just shell shock and car fluids.

The Fire Department has just rolled up. Going out to look.
Mmmm...firemen...;D

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Woah, Becky, glad everyone is ok.

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Just had a car crash in front of my house. No one is hurt, but it made a hell of a mess. My next door neighbour is out with a broom sweeping the broken glass of the road.

Drinking some Baileys. I was trying to link to a funny gif but I can't get it too work. I'll try again later.

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meatblocks, you are describing my oldest to a T. He was diagnosed with Autism at 3, didn`t have a whole lot of language until 5 and now he wont shut up. As they get older, the differences become more apparant, but it`s their quirks that make them so lovable. My older one is obsessed with movie production companies. Tells you what year every film came out, what company produced it, will name actors aso. It`s scary how much information he stores in his brain. When he meets someone he will FOREVER remember their name. Right now he is into Anime and tells me about 50 different japanese characters a day that he REALLY needs to know about. And Lord help me if i get one of those japanese names wrong..lol. The little one is obsessed with cars. Name, make , year , model. He will tell you on sight. I just hope if i ever get into a hit and run, i ll have little man with me to identify the other car...

Anyway, what i m trying to say is, you have the right attitude about it. Embrace the differences. Be amazed. It`s definately an adventure.

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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11

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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 2:46pm.
The worst Christmas carol ever has to be "Wonderful Christmas Time" by Paul McCartney. Every time that song comes on the radio I want to pull a Van Gogh and chop off my ears.

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Yes!!! I fucking hate that song!!!

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Happy Friday to everyone! off to work ... I send you all dutch apple pie shots:

-1 oz Fireball cinnamon whiskey
-1 oz apple pucker
-2 oz pineapple juice

Shake over ice and strain into small rocks glasses.

CHEERS!

be back.

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he's in kindie right now and his relationship building is awkward. he certainly has a "shell" but it's very thin now, he's coming about nicely.
he also does that year thing -if you tell him your age he'll tell you how old you were in certain years or how old you will be (it gets depressing), he takes things literally and his matter of fact manner produces an honesty that rivals jim carrey's in liar liar. he also gets frustrated bigtime, doesn't have a whole lot of empathy, his language skills are poor (but he is a twin -it's expected) and he sounds a bit forrest gump-ish.
the structure of school is helping him immensely and it's only been 2 months so far.
he also likes to doff his clothes, a regular nudist.
thank god he doesn't do it at school -it was a concern.
25 years ago (when i had my first couple of kids) i may have been concerned, but i'm older/more experienced with life now and i see how his "quirks" are actually positives and how they fit and can be coaxed for his greatest potential (not the nudism, -that's trouble).
he's a very happy kid and loves bounderies, loves to know his limits and will ask constantly and evaluate them at all times ("what will happen if i (insert bad deed) ...?").
very smart. analytical. calculating.
i'm not awesome for seeing the coolness of his differences, just older, full of reality so i'm less scared of the differences & more able to see the potential(s).

it is sad that most of a kid's struggle in the developmental years is to stay "the same" as everyone else and/or to expect everyone else to conform to a standard, lest hell breaks loose upon the "different" one.

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YTkxr3j2HQ&feature=related

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Heya, Jintess. Yupp, i just got the TV fired up, and send the kids in the shower. So by the time Grimms comes on, they should be heading to bed. Or at least leave me alone long enough to watch it..lol

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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11