"George, Don't Worry The Swelling Will Go Down Soon"
If that's isn't a "walk it off, you weak bottom bitch" moment between a kinky bitch and his rough trade strap-on master, I don't know what is.
After trying (and failing) to convince the world through red carpet poses that their relationship wasn't consummated by a pen scooting across a contract, George Clooney and Stacy Kiebler went down to Mehico to get a few golf and fisting sessions in before award season begins and they are EVERYWHERE. Never mind that seeing George in aqua shorts fills me with the same kind of uncomfortableness I felt when seeing my abuelita in Body Glove board shorts and Jellies, he's doing the same shit he does with all of his temporary pieces. He shows them off at his premieres, takes them to Mexico, takes them Lake Homo (typo, I SWEAR, and it deserves to stay), takes them to the Golden Globes, takes them to the Oscars and then takes them to a recycling center where they're spat out into various reality shows. That's how it always works.
I beg Stacy Kiebler to deliver us from BORING and change the script a bit. And she can start by teaching George to scream out "Ayúdame! Ayúdame!" instead of "HELPME! HELPME!" when she's paddling his old ass too hard in their Mexican hotel room. I mean, your safeword should always be in the official language of the country you're in.
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can this fucker EVER go anywhere without a girlfriend in tow - what a pussy
Loving George even more in his circa 1986 SunBritches.
Not a good color on those shorts. They must have boredom contests...who will fall asleep first.
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I believe Shep Smith is gay as are most of the male news anchors. Clooney is not gay. I think he just really does not want to get married. So the girls move on after they gather a few baubles from his wallet.
Michael, the first sentence of this post is brilliant. Pure unadulterated genius.
o/t, I don't think Georgie is gay either. I think he likes stringing the media along with his latest ladyfriend. As long as the ladyfriends know what they're getting into...whatever.
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How many contracts has Clooney signed with all this chicks? YAWN!
@Bjork and Fishy
I liked your psychology of base motivations version of 'paper, rock, scissors'. It was the most interesting exchange I've read on Dlisted in a very long time.
Seriously.
MJ's doc has been found guilty
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Deb, I have nieces so I have to go in there now and then! still ashamed...
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 2:15pm.
Deb - if something shows up at Hot Topic its over.
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Hey GG! Is that the rule? I never go into that store. I just hate those tiny brims!
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George haz the smartz because he is political and spends time in the Africas.
I just can't take him seriously when he dates a hasbeen wrestler as a trophy girlfriend.
Submitted by Bjork You on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 2:55pm.
Clooney appears to have had a nice childhood with nice parents and Rosemary Fucking Clooney for an aunt.
Is it that he's really such a good time guy that he can only connect with the types of women we've seen him photographed with? Or is it something else? Likewise with DiCaprio: just because you can pick the hot chick from the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issues doesn't mean that you have to date her. I suppose he was slumming with Snake Plisskin; she's more of an anomaly.
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I'm pretty sure Dicaprio is impotent. Just a feeling like when you can look at a guy and know he's a limp dick. Too much over compensation a la Tom Cruise.
Submitted by coca on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 2:54pm.
LOL what intellectual level is that? Clooney spent 2 years in 2 different colleges partying and then dropping out. It appears he's dating the kind of girls who are his intellectual equals. Mystery solved.
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Yeah, I debated using that word.
I just meant that he seems to select women who aren't too high up the smarts scale; they're for sure a rung or three below him. And what he might lack in intellect/smarts/brains, whatever else he lacks he makes up for with dollars and prime real estate and all the other accoutrements of being a famous, wealthy actor (and producer and now director).
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 2:56pm.
There were a few responses to responses to responses so I must have gotten more confused than I already am as to who the hell I was talking to, sorry FishLover! :)
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Gotcha. I'm still voting for a reply button on this 2003 version blog.
So why is George Clooney considered smaaht? Because he makes movies with a political theme and plays Col. Kurtz in some 3rd world shit-hole every now and then before going back to his Lake Como mansion?
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 2:38pm.
Huh? I never said he was gay from insecurities
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There were a few responses to responses to responses so I must have gotten more confused than I already am as to who the hell I was talking to, sorry FishLover! :)
LOVE these carefully posed and released-by-George's-press- agent photos to prove that George is a 'real man' who fucks fish.
Note George's un-hot body and chicken legs!
George is a truly annoying and phony hollywood homosexual!
Clooney appears to have had a nice childhood with nice parents and Rosemary Fucking Clooney for an aunt.
Is it that he's really such a good time guy that he can only connect with the types of women we've seen him photographed with? Or is it something else? Likewise with DiCaprio: just because you can pick the hot chick from the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issues doesn't mean that you have to date her. I suppose he was slumming with Snake Plisskin; she's more of an anomaly.
LOL what intellectual level is that? Clooney spent 2 years in 2 different colleges partying and then dropping out. It appears he's dating the kind of girls who are his intellectual equals. Mystery solved.
To quote the man himself:
"In college, I basically partied a lot. You gotta understand. We're a very strict Catholic family. Curfew was at nine p.m. when I was a senior in high school. So I got out of the house and thought, Oh my God! People don't ever really like to talk about this anymore, but there was a period of time when blow was considered OK, like it won't hurt you at all. It was almost mainstream. All the designer drugs were OK-Quaaludes and blow. So that was the time in college for me: Drugs and chasing girls. I came from a town of 1500 people to Cincinnati. I would visit class every once in a while and stop by and go, "How's everybody doing?" I was still a responsible kid, but I didn't take school seriously. I had jobs. I sold men's suits and shoes and worked in stockrooms of department stores, and I cut tobacco when it was the season. I was paying for my thing along the way. But I quit school."
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Submitted by Bjork You on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 2:24pm.
Maybe.
Or maybe he's just really loaded, knowing he can get what he wants. And he seems to want much younger, economically disadvantaged women who don't have college degrees (for the most part) or do not appear to be on the same intellectual level that he is (or maybe I'm wrong and he and Keibler discuss how much of an influence Greg Toland had on "Citizen Kane").
It speaks to issues about control, I think.
I seriously wanna yank that bitch by her side ponytail and tell her to FIND A NEW 'DO!
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Submitted by Bjork You on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 2:45pm.
It's a cycle. Fear comes from anger, anger comes from the fear of anger, and that fear fuels the anger that in turn makes one fearful, and then resentful, of that anger, and so on.
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He claims to have had a happy childhood and a close relationship with his parents.... must've been a girl who torn his heart.
He does have a good voice EC! It's that haircut. It's just wrong. I think I read somewhere a long time ago that he has the diabeetus.
Anyhoodle...I missed the howard stern part damn it...the lady I saw speaking did have good hair & I think they reported his ass & received settlements which essentially bought their silence no?
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 2:41pm.
Submitted by Bjork You on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 2:37pm.
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 2:35pm.
Submitted by Bjork You on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 2:24pm.
It speaks to issues about control, I think.
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Aha. I think you are onto something. But where do control issues come from? Fear?
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Fear comes from anger!
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Not the other way around?
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It's a cycle. Fear comes from anger, anger comes from the fear of anger, and that fear fuels the anger that in turn makes one fearful, and then resentful, of that anger, and so on.
Submitted by Starr07 on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 2:36pm.
But still, doesn't he have any FEELINGS?
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LOL, of course he has feelings, just because you're not married doesn't make you incapable of love and caring for the person you're with.
I don't think men like Clooney are commitment phobes. Personally, I think they really, really, really, REALLY like playing the field.
I'm sure his list of women he's banged and STD strains he has contracted are numerous.
NOT TURNED ON AT ALL.
Submitted by guest on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 2:31pm.
Dog & EC...just saw her with Gloria!
Watchin fox news. Shep Smith's head looks like an upside down triangle.
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I have a weird crush on Shep Smith. I loooove his voice for some odd reason.
Like I said, the best part was the Howard Stern guy being an ass.
I always love these women that come forward to blow the lids of these politicians. Where were they when the incident happened? If that shit had happened to me, I would have told people IMMEDIATELY! It would save other women from having the experience of having men grope them, harass them, etc.
The women are always so fucking ugly too. I often wonder why men do not go for the pretty ones, cause the ones they harass, usually are fugly~
Submitted by Bjork You on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 2:37pm.
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 2:35pm.
Submitted by Bjork You on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 2:24pm.
It speaks to issues about control, I think.
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Aha. I think you are onto something. But where do control issues come from? Fear?
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Fear comes from anger!
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Not the other way around?
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 2:32pm.
As Dog said, commitment phobia or any other kind of insecurities doesn't make a guy gay, it just makes him fucked up with mental baggage and issues. lol!
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Huh? I never said he was gay from insecurities? I don't think he's gay. I think he's scared but passes it off as bravado.
LaToya just got there.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 2:35pm.
Submitted by Bjork You on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 2:24pm.
It speaks to issues about control, I think.
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Aha. I think you are onto something. But where do control issues come from? Fear?
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Fear comes from anger!
This man's relationship status totally confuses me. Maybe it's like Whamo said:
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Is it possible he just realizes it would be damn near impossible to stay married when you're George Clooney and you can tap every fine piece that throws themselves at you? Think about it ladies, you'd have to be very confident in yourself and your relationship if you could stand there and watch bitches hitting on your husband day in day out at every function you go to. HW marriages rarely work and watching friends lose half of what they have time after time isn't exactly motivation to get married!
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But still, doesn't he have any FEELINGS?
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 2:30pm.
Eeeevil, I didn't see the conference. I just had to laugh when I saw Allred stick her extremely ugly face into this latest mix. I cannot stand that old b*tch. She is the female Al Sharpton.
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Check out TMZ, and I think the Howard Stern guy's thing is still posted.
Here is how much I hate Allred- I do not care IF men are guilty of the stuff she says they are, I am against ANY woman who uses that bitch to represent them. If you are sincerely not a famewhore, you do not need Gloria Allred in your corner. There are plenty of GREAT attorneys who could represent these women.
Allred makes me hate women!
Submitted by Bjork You on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 2:24pm.
It speaks to issues about control, I think.
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Aha. I think you are onto something. But where do control issues come from? Fear?
no man should wear shorts that stop before the knee...maybe right at the knee, but not mid thigh like these
Fishy wasn't saying that. It wasn't implied either. Just saying.
And DiCaprio is another one who speaks volumes about himself by the people he dates.
As Dog said, commitment phobia or any other kind of insecurities doesn't make a guy gay, it just makes him fucked up with mental baggage and issues. lol!
Like TheBrazilliant I don’t think Leo is gay either, just two guys that know better than to try the near impossible in an industry that eats marriages and shits out tabloid crap
Dog & EC...just saw her with Gloria!
Watchin fox news. Shep Smith's head looks like an upside down triangle.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Eeeevil, I didn't see the conference. I just had to laugh when I saw Allred stick her extremely ugly face into this latest mix. I cannot stand that old b*tch. She is the female Al Sharpton.
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Mystery solved concerning George's infatuation with her: She began her professional wrestling career as a part of the Nitro Girls in WCW.
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Submitted by Dog on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 2:22pm.
Submitted by guest on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 2:08pm.
*tick tock with the verdict*
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Here's a shocker. The woman who is accusing Cain of sexual harassment has hired Gloria Allred.
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I saw that, The best part of that interview/press conference was Howard Stern's head writer taking to the podium and introducing them and saying he might have female genitalia. LOL!
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 2:11pm.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 2:07pm.
Whamo, I don't think he's gay, either. Never have. He just doesn't want long-term commitment and when a woman gets too clingy, he dumps her.
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But isn't that indicative some kind of deep-seated (deep seeded?) insecurity? Fear of being left first?
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Maybe.
Or maybe he's just really loaded, knowing he can get what he wants. And he seems to want much younger, economically disadvantaged women who don't have college degrees (for the most part) or do not appear to be on the same intellectual level that he is (or maybe I'm wrong and he and Keibler discuss how much of an influence Greg Toland had on "Citizen Kane").
It speaks to issues about control, I think.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 2:18pm.
I just don't think he wants to be married. Like ever.
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ITA with you and everyone who believes that GC just isn't the marrying type.
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkien.
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the last time George brought the hot was in out of sight with jho imho.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
I love George and I hope this one does not last. Ugly and boring
Submitted by guest on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 2:08pm.
*tick tock with the verdict*
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Here's a shocker. The woman who is accusing Cain of sexual harassment has hired Gloria Allred.
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What's up with the pepaw retiree in Palm Springs shorts?
Oh George, such poor taste in these women as well as wardrobe.
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 2:17pm.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 2:13pm.
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 2:11pm.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 11/07/2011 - 2:07pm.
Whamo, I don't think he's gay, either. Never have. He just doesn't want long-term commitment and when a woman gets too clingy, he dumps her.
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But isn't that indicative some kind of deep-seated (deep seeded?) insecurity? Fear of being left first?
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I fail to see what one has to do with the other. You don't need to be gay to have insecurities.
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Huh? No, I'm not talking about the gay thing, I'm talking about the commitment phobe thing. While guys think he's the man for being a free agent, most commitment phobes are that way because of fear of getting hurt.
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Some guys don't want to ever get married and that's just the way it is. He did it, sucked at it, knows it, and doesn't want to do it again. Sometimes a a horse is just a horse and not a zebra.
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he may not be ghey but he's giving that dude in thumb 6 more attention than Stacy
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Nice ass GC! He really knows how to take pap pics, you can't see his face in any of these. Oh, but you can clearly see hers, she not missing any opportunity...skank