The Saint Keeps Giving: Angie Brings A Raggedy Beach Hobo To A Fancy Movie Premiere
The words "コールFEMA!" were heard at the Japanese premiere of Moneyball (note: they call it "Anal Bead Yen" in Japan) in Tokyo today when Brad Pitt walked up the red carpet while looking like he just spent hurricane season up in a palm tree after he washed up on the shore of a deserted island and a group of local monkeys tried to eat his face off. Yes, I did receive the memo stating that Brad Pitt has subscribed to the Johnny Depp way of knife fighting the hot out of his being in order to be taken seriously as a serious (and eccentric) actor of the Jack Nicholson variety, but damn. Instead of knife fighting the hot, can't he shoo it away with some RID spray, because I think I see lice crawling on his glasses.
BRAD, once St. Angie uses her razor sharp veins to give you a trim, go sit in a tub full of Frontline collars. Jeff Bridges will play you in the rest of your premieres and not a bitch will notice. Don't worry. Give yourself a Calgon moment or thirty.
You know, my eyes were so focused on Brad's "freshly fucked by a pack of wild dogs under a bridge during a windstorm" hair that I almost missed seeing the color black weeping in the corner over Angie wearing RED to a premiere. It's cutting itself hoping it will bleed RED, but it keeps bleeding BLACK.
For being savers of the world, these bitches really know how to ruin everybody's day.
His glasses are rad, that color on her is stunning. she should wear color more often!
I am...doll parts...bad skin...doll heart.
ITA with whomever said they are both using. She seems conniving enough to drag him into it and he seems enough of a desperate pantywaist to willingly go.
They both need stylists, mirrors and a friend willing to tell them the truth.
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"That's an awfully high horse sir, may I pet him?"
Submitted by liverwurst on Wed, 11/09/2011 - 9:13pm.
These two are the most pompous assed, attention whores ever. But the most disgusting thing is what hypocrites they are. Owning 5 different mansions worth 140+ million, decorated with millions in art work, jet setting in private planes all over the world, and yet they cry and boo hoo in interviews about the poor, malnourished and dying children while their own precious herd of children are pampered and powdered by a fleet of nannies and guards. Fuck you both.
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THANK YOU!!! Couldn't have said it better myself!
Submitted by Allessandra on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 1:22am.
Michael did choose the shittiest picture of them, besides Angelina being too skinny, she looks stunning. Brad looks crap tho.
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Not trying to be a supreme cuntress, since I know everyone loses their minds over this woman. But honestly, if I were a man, or a gayelle, I would not want any piece of that crypt-keeping, sack of bones. With a little meat on her, her face is breathtaking, no doubt about it. But I have never seen her look "sexy," and now she's just looking old. I don't know, she's just not very inviting. She's a dedicated mom and a Goodwill ambassador, blah blah blah, but b**ch is looking BEAT. And Brad hit the wall years ago. (shrug)
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
Her face is stating to drop. Soon we will be rid of her nepotistic UnAmerican career. Soon her face will look like the rest of her. Nasty. F the 1%ers.
Submitted by Allessandra on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 3:25am.
"You actually are more stupid then I first thought, you are a real dinglebery."
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"dinglebery" is spelled with two r's..."dingleberry" Just in case you ever need to use it again but don't wish to look like one.
you win.
Better than being known as AlleCUNTra. That's you, dumbass.
Submitted by whole lotto luv on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 3:01am.
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You stupid bitch, I know that, hence why I said you dont get sarcasm!!
You actually are more stupid then I first thought, you are a real dinglebery.
And its obvious, you do wanna fight.
Anyways Im outta here now, feel free to say stuff since you know I wont be here defending myself.
Edit; I personally like Alecuntra, and Im sure its better then dumbass... also I see Im famous on here, ha. This shit is addictive, am really out now.
Submitted by Allessandra on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 2:57am.
Submitted by whole lotto luv on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 2:48am.
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ummm nevermind, Ive lost all interest in talking to you. Go back to hating or whatever it was you were doing
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I was just laughing at you... lololol. Thanks!
Submitted by whole lotto luv on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 2:48am.
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ummm nevermind, Ive lost all interest in talking to you. Go back to hating or whatever it was you were doing
I fucking LOL'd and I don't get sarcasm? Jesus squeeze us, what do I have to do?
Submitted by whole lotto luv on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 2:33am.
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I so hate this LOL and rofl and all that, ugh what happened to hahhaa?
Also you dont seem to get sarcasm either.
Submitted by Allessandra on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 2:27am.
LOFLLLLLLLOOOOOL!
Submitted by whole lotto luv on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 2:14am.
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Yeah right ,of course if one likes them they must be brangeloonies. Well you people who have a need to believe anything negative about them and hate them in an unhealthy way, are no different then brangeloons. Just as crazy, and lame.
Oh and I said Brad looked shit, and that Angelina is too skinny I doubt a loon would say that.
My work is done here.
homosexual tinymeat brad pitt seems to have had some more 'work done' recently - she is pulled very tight, esp her neck!
Does she wear a wig?
Discuss!
Submitted by Allessandra on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 2:07am.
Submitted by whole lotto luv on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 2:01am.
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Just admitt, you wanna argue, and then I am always the bad guy on here.
I still find her stunning but I also find her too skinny. Really anorexic skinny? nope. If she gained 20 pounds shed look awesome. She has very slender limbs and a bigger midsection I believ her shape is called apple, but yeah she is too skinny.
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I don't want to argue with you. You're a fucking Brangeloonie. Good luck with that.
Submitted by whole lotto luv on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 2:01am.
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Just admitt, you wanna argue, and then I am always the bad guy on here.
I still find her stunning but I also find her too skinny. Really anorexic skinny? nope. If she gained 20 pounds shed look awesome. She has very slender limbs and a bigger midsection I believ her shape is called apple, but yeah she is too skinny.
Submitted by Allessandra on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 1:52am
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No, Dumbass, I didn't get you wrong. You said "besides (OR apart from) being too skinny, she looks stunning."
So you think being too skinny isn't relative to her appearance, or that anorexia can look "stunning." Make up your mind. Either too skinny looks stunning, or you don't think she's too skinny.
Both look tore up
Submitted by whole lotto luv on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 1:28am.
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You quoted me and still got it wrong? besides means apart in the context I used. So besides her being too skinny she looks stunning. So you must be a lil daft ( that means stupid).
To simplify it even more, as clearly there is a need, apart from being too skinny she looks stunning. Like I can say that besides being a bit chunky so and so looks good.
The meaning of besides
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/besides
you just wanted to argue didnt ya?
Submitted by Allessandra on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 1:22am.
Michael did choose the shittiest picture of them, besides Angelina being too skinny, she looks stunning. Brad looks crap tho.
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What the fuck? "besides Angelina being too skinny, she looks stunning"? So, too skinny = stunning? Lay down the needle, sweetie.
Michael did choose the shittiest picture of them, besides Angelina being too skinny, she looks stunning. Brad looks crap tho.
Seriously! Did she not take a glance in a mirror before walking the red carpet? Damn! She looks like a clown with those big ass red lips. People with LARGE lips and mouths, should never wear red lips.... EVER!!!
Submitted by becky n sydney on Wed, 11/09/2011 - 4:10pm.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Wed, 11/09/2011 - 11:11am.
BP is an idiot savant, without the savant part.
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Hahahaa!
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Double that. Twice.
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looks like one of those psa's
"this is your body on drugs"...
brad is growing a beard must be time for face work..
and in 5 years at this pace he will look like mickey rourke..(sp?.. and too lazy to correct)
angie.. not worth my words.. scum
I really like them , I think Angelina let out all the crazy in her twenties and now she genuinly just wants to be with her a big ass family and her partner.
Of course tho, that is not interesting so people will always have a need to believe the worst about these 2, but Im sure that they dont care.
These two are the most pompous assed, attention whores ever. But the most disgusting thing is what hypocrites they are. Owning 5 different mansions worth 140+ million, decorated with millions in art work, jet setting in private planes all over the world, and yet they cry and boo hoo in interviews about the poor, malnourished and dying children while their own precious herd of children are pampered and powdered by a fleet of nannies and guards. Fuck you both.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Wed, 11/09/2011 - 11:11am.
BP is an idiot savant, without the savant part.
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Hahahaa!
They look like they spent the day on the beach doing shots.
Brad has officially developed a 'turkey neck'. And there's something freaky and unnatural about the way Angelina's veins bulge on her arms.
I'm not saying Angie looks bad, but compare her to Jennifer Lawrence in a similar red dress at the Oscars. Angie's bod may have jumped the shark. Her face will always be beautiful to me though.
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2011/02/27/jennifer-lawrence-oscars-2011-re...
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"When I come up, I rush, I rush for you..."
I think the camera flash/lights are what really washes her out in most shots. Notice that in a couple of them, she has more natural color.
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 11/09/2011 - 12:03pm.
Submitted by Tony Perkis on Wed, 11/09/2011 - 11:16am.
Why does everyone need to "get sun"? You don't need a tan to be beautiful. Porcelain skin can be gorgeous. It looks like her makeup is really washing her out though, she doesn't look great.
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Pale can be very beautiful. I think the problem with Angie's look is that the colour she is wearing (and her lippy) is washing her out.
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I'm not turned off by his return to the Early Grayce style, but something is off with those pants. Maybe they have some artsy kind of closure because it's weird in that area, and they are too long. But the jacket has some interesting touches.
I dunno. I think the red dress/red lip combo is quite lovely. BUT Ange, Madonna, Professor Whoreface, etc are all starting to look like each other in the face. It's creepy.
Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy
Isn't this Brad's movie? Why is she on stage? Does every star in a movie bring their family with them?? They make me sick..... get OVER yourselves already!!
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I guess it's best to end a relationship the same way you start it: absolutely fucking tanked. MK 6/11
If chick would just gain 10–15 lbs, she would be smokin' hot again. But right now, it looks like you could snap her arms right off like thin, dry twigs. A straight legit stick person!
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Devil's advocate.
God, they look old.
These hillbillies always look like shit. I want to kidnap Jolie so I can brush and style her fugly hair.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 11/09/2011 - 12:03pm.
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 11/09/2011 - 10:34am.
Sorry, but I would hit the Pitt again and again and again. I do not like the grey facial hair, but that's my only issue with his look.
"Troy" was on last night, Yeah, the movie itself was a stinker, but Achilles!!
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HAH I totally watched that hot mess. Brad's bod was smokin but the movie sucked ass. It's too bad, it could've been good, too...the story is first-rate epic material. Eric Bana and Peter O'Toole saved it from being a complete disaster; Orlando Bloom should just stick to playing elves, because he made a terrible wussy boy Paris.
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LOL! SUCH the pussy with his little bow and arrows! I think he was afraid that he'd lose one of his pretty barrettes if he engaged in hand to hand combat.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Well....um....it's super nice that Angie started sharing her drugs with Brad. Shared drugs make for strong relationships!
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 11/09/2011 - 12:29pm.
Is Brad following Holie's ano diet? Dude, WTF? He's too skinny.
They're both using.
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Attention campers, lunch has been cancelled today, due to lack of hustle. Deal with it...
I didn't notice he's so skinny, 2nd thumbnail screams "STARVATION". Don't want to start with gratuitous insinuations, probably he's still shooting that movie about zombies... he looks like one actually.
Last I heard they had showers in Japan, so I am confused as to why these two refused to use them.
Is Brad following Holie's ano diet? Dude, WTF? He's too skinny.
He looks like William H. Macy's character Frank on Shameless....
They're not fighting the hot, this is just an attempt to pass themselves off as intellectuals who aren't focused on their public image. And yet they fool noone, especially when they open their mouths in stupid interviews.
Angelina Phony and Bland Pitt.
I know I am late to this party, but what is happening with his pants situation?? It reminds me of those horrible Z. Cavaricci pants from 8th grade that had huge horrible wing like things that buttoned in the front.
Well at least Angie's pupils aren't the size of dimes today. She's beautiful but gives off a mean ass vibe.
I have a low opinion of Holie as it is but it got significantly lower when Brad Pitt started turning into "Mr. I'm a serious European actor". Seriously he's such a joke. With his chameleon like qualities that show more and more with each new girlfriend/wife, I imagine him to be really desperate in real life. Get a fucking personality of your own Brad. You're 50 FFS.