Monday, November 14th 2011
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Carter Johnson, the coonskin cap-wearing Floridian hillbilly of my moonshine-induced dreams who gave all of us an XXX jug full of YES! by dropping a Dukes of Hazzard and a Dale Jr. reference while talking to the local news.
Ma better throw a prime croc on the shopping cart girl, pa better fill up the pick-up truck hot tub with boiled water and Breanna-Lynn better fill the swamp air with ba-yoo-tiful music from her washboard bass, because Carter done did good in front of the TV cameras and he deserves a relaxing night of luxury.
"Gittinit Diggit" is totally the new "Hide Yo Kids!"
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Submitted by Lope on Tue, 11/15/2011 - 2:22am.
Submitted by Seen around London on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 10:35am.
I just saw an advert on a southern TV channel to get students to come to the .......school of gaming and bar tending that trains students to the highest standards of casino gaming and bar tending.You gotta love it. No major university for miles but why wreck the south with stupid education?
There are bartending schools all over the world, weirdo. And, there are universities all over the South. What are you smoking?
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It's funny how the people who are ignorant about the south think all southerners are ignorant. What a dipshit.
Also, I, too, was more perturbed by the reporter's voice.
Submitted by Seen around London on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 10:35am.
I just saw an advert on a southern TV channel to get students to come to the .......school of gaming and bar tending that trains students to the highest standards of casino gaming and bar tending.You gotta love it. No major university for miles but why wreck the south with stupid education?
There are bartending schools all over the world, weirdo. And, there are universities all over the South. What are you smoking?
Submitted by saltydog88 on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 2:31pm.
Am I the only one who was more shocked by the reporters voice and bizarre accent than by the dude?
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No, same here!
I just messaged my Aunt in Florida to ask her how I'm related to this guy.
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Am I the only one who was more shocked by the reporters voice and bizarre accent than by the dude?
He should run for president.
Uhhh... is this one of my ex-neighbors? Reminds me of that episode of Beavis and Butthead where they were in a junkyard and Beavis put roadkill on his head and wore it like a coonskin cap. I bet this guy is really fun to party with!
hes cute
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i think i've found true love. good thing i'm moving to west virginny soon!
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Pure sex, this.
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I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
I'm speechless. This is truly a zenith of Floridian excellency.
I just saw an advert on a southern TV channel to get students to come to the .......school of gaming and bar tending that trains students to the highest standards of casino gaming and bar tending.You gotta love it. No major university for miles but why wreck the south with stupid education?
I don't understand why Florida gots a Disney World when the people there are so entertaining all by themselves.
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Submitted by ba-buttons on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 9:20am.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 8:33am.
"Gitinit an diggin lie dat..." sounds perfectly normal.
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LOL!! You have a trained American ear. My crude Canadian ears didn't even hear any consonants during his delivery.
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It's those damn Canadians I can't understand! LOL
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 8:33am.
"Gitinit an diggin lie dat..." sounds perfectly normal.
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LOL!! You have a trained American ear. My crude Canadian ears didn't even hear any consonants during his delivery.
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Submitted by cocoebert on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 8:45am.
Hahahaha. Oh Florida, you are truly a multi-faceted state of oddities.
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It's all that sunshine! :o)
Hehehe, on my street there's a 30 miles/hour sign and someone just put 3 bullets through it.
...ohh and nobody even knows what he was talking about....just a staring at his little ole coon cap and listening to him twang like a guitar...so cute
Submitted by wise onion rings on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 8:56am.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 8:46am.
I will suck your filling out and swallow.
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I am pretty plain. No filling, just icing topped.
Yay, Florida represent!
*dons coonskin cap*
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 8:46am.
I will suck your filling out and swallow.
it's a coonskin mullet...
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Submitted by Twas Brillig on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 8:36am.
Ahahahaha! His buddy, Scrapper Joe!
I must see more of this God!
Submitted by Twas Brillig on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 8:36am.
Ahahahaha! His buddy, Scrapper Joe!
I must see more of this God!
What the hell is this? Florida's answer to Joe the Plumber?
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Hahahaha. Oh Florida, you are truly a multi-faceted state of oddities.
Lmao. Nice hat.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Honestly, I could watch this faux Justin Timberlake video all day!
*watches again*
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! Thanks you MK for posting this. You made my morning not so horrific.
More hillbilly hotness in this interview. He is wearing a National Guard jacket so I cannot hate too much:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTHP7XtdYjU
He appears to have a large dent in his forehead - perhaps from a wire hanger in his formative months?
"Gitinit an diggin lie dat..." sounds perfectly normal.
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"Dog, Jack drinks exclusively at the Braille Bar." EastEndGirl, 11/01/2011
I wonder if his brother Duane and sister Bobby Jean saw it too?
HEY SKINNY BONES WE CAN GO HUNTING AND SLEEP IN MY TENT (but I need to see ID first....)
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Ahahahahahahahaha! "Git innit like Dale Jr". Leave it to a hick to reference NASCAR and an Earnhardt!
Isn't he the governor?
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What kind of fuckery is this?