Elisabeth Hasselcrack Goes After Bill Maher For Making Fun Of Her Annoying Ass
Last year on his show, Bill Maher joked that we should send Elisabeth Hasselbeck to Egypt in exchange for Lara Logan, the CBS News reporter who was raped there. Cut to this morning on The View, Elisabeth picked out the bone shoved up her ass and tried to slap Bill's hands with it for offending her so. Elisabeth kept yapping and yapping like yorkie trying to jump on the bed and she finally whined Bill into sort of admitting that he shouldn't have said what he said.
If the sound of Elisabeth's voice makes you feel like tiny Satans are fucking you in the ear holes with their curling iron dicks, then read the transcript instead:
EH: I just want to go back to a time that bothered me for not my own personal reason, but just for women. So forgive this idiotic Republican for bringing this to your brilliant mind, but in February of last year, Lara Logan, as you recall, was in Egypt and she was brutally attacked by a mob there. She came back and said, "Their hands raping me over and over again, tearing my body in every direction, trying to tear off chunks of my skull. I was in no doubt in the process of dying." Prior to her coming back, Bill, you on your show said, "Now that Mubarak has released Lara Logan, he must put her intrepid hotness on a plane immediately. In exchange, we'll send Elisabeth Hasselbeck."Audience: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
EH: Now that's fine if you want to laugh, but I make it my job and my profession.... I sit with incredible comedians and the best in the business in terms of broadcasting. You can't tell me I'm wrong when I say that, err, wasn't that funny.
BM: Well, we do a comedy show for an audience that's perhaps different than your audience and you are a public figure. It was not aimed at you personally, but when you're a public figure you're out there for fodder for comedians to make comments on you.
EH: Do you draw the line ever?
BM: I do draw the line, but I also live on the line. I do a different kind of show. I'm on HBO. That's my stock and trade. You do something different.
Joy: We walk the ledge. You know, it's not easy. You make a joke, sometimes people's feelings get hurt and then they attack us back and we have to....
BM: What you have to know is somebody has to be out on the edge to know where the edge is.
EH: Oh, thanks for being the hero. Would you say that again?
BM: If I knew I was coming here and knew I had to spend my entire segment talking about it, no, I wouldn't.
A little later on after talking about politics shit....
EH: Wow, I actually feel smarter sitting next to you.
BM: Really? I feel like I'm in high school when I'm sitting next to you.
Bill Maher puts the smug in smug, but Elisabeth is as irritating as wiping your ass with a porcupine. Instead of calmly telling Bill that his rape joke wasn't not funny, she had to mean girl him by throwing out her stupid wise cracks. I want to punch my monitor for showing me this, I want to punch my eyes for watching this and I want to punch my ears for listening to her insufferable whine of death.
But I still can't sit on Team Maher, so I'm going to temporarily sit on Team Whoopi instead. When two swollen assholes are blowing cold air at each other, just sit very still and pray they don't see you. Or maybe she's sitting still, because her brain got paralyzed by all the ridiculousness.
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Ya, Maher is a smug asshole sometimes, but I cannot feel bad for Hasselback ever. She's just entirely unsympathetic. Also, Maher may be misogynistic but he's just so darn supportive of the gays, I love him for that and will always be Team Maher.
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Hahaha.. god, I hate that fucking bitch! I seriously don't know WHY her sorry ass is on t.v. HATE HATE HATE!
Submitted by Color A Dinosaur on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 11:16am.
retaliatory attempts
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and can you please use smaller words? thank you.
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Submitted by Color A Dinosaur on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 11:42am.
middle aged is where it's AT, sweetie... let me know when you mature.
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"Dog, Jack drinks exclusively at the Braille Bar." EastEndGirl, 11/01/2011
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 11:18am.
Submitted by Color A Dinosaur on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 11:16am.
I'm not Angela. But thanks for giving me a hearty laugh at your pathetic retaliatory attempts. I'm much younger than you middle aged turds.
Submitted by Sweetas on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 11:11am.
*SWOOOON*
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Submitted by Color A Dinosaur on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 11:16am.
WHOA, leave Sweetass out of this... don't make me yank that long ass hair of yours... I know you like that.
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"Dog, Jack drinks exclusively at the Braille Bar." EastEndGirl, 11/01/2011
Sorry Jack, I'm not into fucking retards. I heard Sweetas is into that fetish, though. Bet you could get it in if you haven't already.
Submitted by Sweetas on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 11:11am.
*oppresses jacko HARD* ;p
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HAHAHAHAHAA
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"Dog, Jack drinks exclusively at the Braille Bar." EastEndGirl, 11/01/2011
Submitted by Color A Dinosaur on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 11:12am.
I'd fuck the crazy outta you, Pip... :P
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 11:08am.
Showing yourself for the sexist asshole you are, huh Jack? Unfortunately, women do still face oppression in this world, and some are smart enough to speak out on their behalf.
"Loosen the chastity belt and have a beer" = loosen yourself up for a rough fuck. So obvious.
*oppresses jacko HARD* ;p
holy fuck it is ALWAYS about oppression... loosen the fuckin chastity belt and have a drink.
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"Dog, Jack drinks exclusively at the Braille Bar." EastEndGirl, 11/01/2011
@Migrainuese...
Sing it, sista! ITA. Good points, good points.
Bitches calm down.
Bill made that joke MORE THAN A WEEK BEFORE Logan made the statement about being abused by the crowd. He had NO IDEA that event happened to the woman when he made the joke on HBO.
BrokebackLiz purposely misinformed the crowd by her statement. She lied about the context of the joke and the situation. Typical.
Bill didn't make a rape joke you twats. I know you cunts google.
She is the worst interviewer I have ever seen. She was making the whole interview about herself and she was insulting the person she was interviewing non-stop. Who does that? Even Barbara was trying to tell her to shut-up and she couldn't take the hint.
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Well, I'll tell you who does that... all of them!
Watch how the tables turn when a republican is on - shit, whoopie and joy walked off the stage and made it all about them. Talk about embarrassing the guest. Joy is great at insulting anyone that doesnt agree with her (Bill O'Reilly comes to mind). Atleast Elizabeth was pissed off b/c he made the remarks about HER!~ Of course Babs was trying to shut her up -- heaven forbid you offend one of their liberal guests . pfffft!
Rape jokes are NEVER funny. Bill is a douche and Hasslecrack and the rest of the henhouse are just plain annoying.
Hasselbeck needs to apologize for supporting the Republican party who single handedly destroyed our economy and standing in the world.
Elisabeth used to bug the crap out of me too a few years ago but she has mellowed. She's the marshmallow of all Republicans. It's people like Palin, Bachmann, Cain that we need to be concerned about. They're the real kooks who live on fear and spread fear.
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Oh, and before anyone starts with me: Even smug Republican wives belong to an oppressed class. You don't get to opt out of being female, unless you can afford a lot of surgery. Even then you're not a "real man".
Hasslebeck may be annoying, but she's a Republican mouthpiece because she married her meal ticket and has to align herself with him in order to keep the roof over her head and the food on the table. I've known lots of women like this, and I used to hate them too - until I realized they don't run this system, they are doing what they do for survival.
There's little difference between Republicans and Democrats other than rhetoric anyway. Both are corporate owned and controlled, both hate women. Democrats just add a layer of hypocrisy to their hatred when they pretend that misogynist jokes are "edgy", porn is empowering, female submission is some kind of choice, and that feminism is all done now so we should all just go home.
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Hi, MK!
"Bill Maher puts the smug in smug, but Elisabeth is as irritating as wiping your ass with a porcupine. Instead of calmly telling Bill that his rape joke wasn't not funny, she had to mean girl him by throwing out her stupid wise cracks."
Oh, the "tone" argument. I love that one. Oh Oppressed People, you didn't tell me CALMLY enough that I was oppressing you, so I'm not going to listen. (Like I was going to listen anyway, because I benefit from your oppression, hee hee!)
Next time you complain about someone who makes a homophobic slur, I hope you do it CALMLY and POLITELY, or it'll be your fault that nobody listened to you. Because, see, oppression is the fault of the oppressed, and no matter what they try to do about it, nothing they do is ever right. Which totally justifies the status quo!
Carry on.
Asshole.
P.S. Sorry if I wasn't calm enough.
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@Migraineuse Why do you even read DListed. You're clearly not the audience for it
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 1:11am.
Elisabitch also got bent outta shape when that tv show C.S.I.or whatever had a character get murdered and she had a lot of similarities with her. Doesn't she get the hint that a lot of people hate her?
She's a Republiwhore. Of course she doesn't.
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Hate the View ... but Bill's a dick . He's the kinda person that would provoke you into wrapping your hands around his juguler.
that exchange is like orgasm to my ears....WOW its nice to see hassleslut get ripped to bits...
i need a cigarette...and i dont even smoke
Elisabitch also got bent outta shape when that tv show C.S.I.or whatever had a character get murdered and she had a lot of similarities with her. Doesn't she get the hint that a lot of people hate her?
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Ugh! Elisabitch Fuckingcunt, is such a dumbass!
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Submitted by Cap6 The Asperger on Tue, 11/15/2011 - 9:22pm.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Tue, 11/15/2011 - 7:04pm.
*wanders off in search of booze*
CSG I HAVE BOOZE WHERE YOU BE AT??@!?
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We're going to have to agree to disagree Meat. As far as the facts (that I know) he called them 'not cowardly'
Can't stand the guy
Here is a result from a quick google search because I'm too bored to search this shit down.
This is enough for me.
Though I am HIGHLY interested to know if Mr. Maher ever served his country.
"Full Quote: "We have been the cowards, lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly".
(This was in response to George Bush's earlier statement that the terrorists were cowards. This was also the statement that made advertisers pull their support and eventually got the show 'Politically Incorrect" cancelled.)"
Submitted by YeahYeahYeah on Tue, 11/15/2011 - 7:12pm.
Clarification of the joke..
On the Feb. 4 episode of 'Real Time,' as the Egyptian protests in Tahrir Square were unfolding, Maher made the following joke about Logan and Hasselbeck. "New rule: now that Hosni Mubarak has released Lara Logan, he must put her intrepid hotness on a plane immediately. In exchange, we will send Elisabeth Hasselbeck." Over a week later, on Feb. 15, the public would learn that Logan had suffered a brutal sexual assault on Feb. 11 in Tahrir Square. When Maher told the joke, he couldn't have known that Logan would be raped.
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Thank you for posting this- wow, Hasselcrack looks even more stupid.
does anyone know elisabeth hasselcracks qualifications to be "interviewing these funny people"?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elisabeth_Hasselbeck
being on "survivor" and fucking the right person...ah the american dream
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i like bill maher. he's got a good mind, very quick.
what he said about the terrorists was true but in poor taste to say it. and, no, he did not say the terrorists were heroes or any such shit ... if i remember correct what he said was that they were brave (for flying into the building) or something like that ... something like that it took guts.
bill was technically correct but it seemed like he was giving the terrorist "props" but really only to the ones who don't comprehend well (and deliberately sometimes due to politics), it was misunderstood/misunderstood.
same for the lara logan thing. as said, he said it before it was known there was rape.
but i think yellowback knew that so she tried to keep it as a "women being trading" rant. stupidest thing to ever grow hair she is.
that was a completely insecure showing on her part, that dumbfuck.
anyway, as they say "TEAM BILL" here
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Submitted by hotpocket on Tue, 11/15/2011 - 9:21pm.
I cannot stand EH, self-righteous, delusional idiot who should be terrorizing a PTA meeting somewhere instead of being on television. Team anyone who isn't her.
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Lol. This.
I agree....Barbara needs to go all *Helen Lawson* on Hasselcrack..
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Maher is the smarmiest, most self-important douchebag who ever lived.
She sucks, too.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Tue, 11/15/2011 - 7:04pm.
*wanders off in search of booze*
CSG I HAVE BOOZE WHERE YOU BE AT??@!?
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I cannot stand EH, self-righteous, delusional idiot who should be terrorizing a PTA meeting somewhere instead of being on television. Team anyone who isn't her.
EH is a monotonous crybaby follower and votes republican no matter what the person is really like. She is what is known in the genuine world as a close-minded cunt- votes DERP every time.
They're both annoying self-righteous asses. Fire 'em both into the sun and let 'em duke it out there.
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Bill made that joke on his show before the details of the female reporter's assault were known. Elizabeth must of known that, I can't imagine such a big detail being left out of her information, but she decided to bring a spork to a gun fight anyway. She's unprofessional trash and Barbra looked like she was going to Helen Lawson* her a few things.
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Clarification of the joke..
On the Feb. 4 episode of 'Real Time,' as the Egyptian protests in Tahrir Square were unfolding, Maher made the following joke about Logan and Hasselbeck. "New rule: now that Hosni Mubarak has released Lara Logan, he must put her intrepid hotness on a plane immediately. In exchange, we will send Elisabeth Hasselbeck." Over a week later, on Feb. 15, the public would learn that Logan had suffered a brutal sexual assault on Feb. 11 in Tahrir Square. When Maher told the joke, he couldn't have known that Logan would be raped.
He didn't joke about the getting raped part. He said that before the rape quote came out.
EH is fucking annoying as hell though.
Does it bother anyone else when a rich shithead supports the Occupy movement? STFU and write a check, douche bag.
Hate Maher, hate Asselcrack...pretty much hate everyone sitting on that couch.
*wanders off in search of booze*
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Hasselcrack has got to be the most un-professional talk show hosts on television. How she remains employed is byond me. BTW Bill, no one "talks" with Elizabeth, they get yapped at. Props for not punching her in the face though.
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If I was her I would maybe have to kill myself after watching this.
Shes so unbelievably embarrassing.
My perfect husband would be Bill Maher in Anderson Cooper's body!! But I would take either one of them just the way they are. BM is ugly but for some reason I'm strangely sexually attracted to him 0_o He's a genius and he makes me laugh *sigh*
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Maher lost me when he called the terrorists heroes immediately after 9/11.
Even if (as he claimed) it was taken out of context. Douchebag should have taken into consideration the climate and sadness in the country at the time.
I agree about rape 'jokes' not being funny. Wonder how that reporter who WAS assaulted felt being used in one of his stupid jokes?
I don't watch the View and didn't watch her on Survivor, so no real opinion there. I do agree her going after him was probably awkward to watch (didn't even watch the clip) She must have known he was coming on the show and probably should have just called in sick so she didn't say anything..well awkward
This is why I turn off my phone when I know I'm going to spend the night having cocktails. No drunk dialing involved, because by the time I want to I can't even remember how to turn the damn thing on.
Submitted by jackie on Tue, 11/15/2011 - 5:41pm. And I also have a secret crush on bill Maher but know I could never be with him for he is an atheist. We'd be in constant odds and his smugness would eventually suffocate me.
Plus he has a thing for women of color,usually only dates black women. So unless "baby got back" he prob wouldn't give you the time of day anyway...which would prob be for your own benefit. He's a douche.
P.S I could never date an atheist either. I respect that we all have our own beliefs but mine would def clash with a "non-believer"
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Submitted by Ms.Fit on Tue, 11/15/2011 - 6:00pm.
I hate that bitch. I believe his intentions was to say she needs to get fucked. Whiny prude! I can't stand her. She should to cleans some of that prude with a golden shower of Ray J piss. We already have the proof that it works.
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Hahaa! totally agree
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