The Only Way Is Elegance
If the lady behind you is not preparing her nostrils for the scented current of snatch that is about to blow her way, then you're working the red carpet wrong. This is Lauren Pope, of the British reality mess The Only Way Is Essex, at last night's London premiere of Twatlight: Breaking Hymens, Part 1.
For those refined ladies out there who want to look like their body is luxuriating in expensive glamour but don't have the budget for it, take an economical styling tip from Lauren Pope. Sneak into your local brothel, rip two satin curtain panels from their rods, slap one on each side of your body, cinch it together with a luggage belt around your waist and BAM! Lauren calls it "The Scarlett O'Whorah." You don't even need double-sided tape to keep your dress from flying up and exposing the goods for free. Just do what Lauren did and dab a little of your natural coochie glue on your thigh.
Not wearing panties will tell the world that you've got a resilient pussy that can handle the elements and your labia lips flapping in the night wind will provide a romantic soundtrack. This ensemble is everything. Thank you, Lauren.
Lauren is the only Pope we should be worshiping.
Submitted by TimC on Thu, 11/17/2011 - 9:07pm.
My first reaction was: Why isn't Shauna wearing her lucite heels?
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i have to give her credit for working that dress without a side vajayjay slip.
Also, if you're going to wear your girls out like that, shouldn't they be reaching for the sky? I mean, I have saggage issues, but I am twice this girl's age. By the time she turns 43, she'll be tripping over those puppies.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Thu, 11/17/2011 - 2:22pm.
at first sight and without reading the post, I honestly thought this was Beyonce with a slutty maternity dress.
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I did too, then I thought Tyra was doing skin bleaching.
My first reaction was: Why isn't Shauna wearing her lucite heels?
She kinda looks amazing. Weird.
Toga party!
Twatlight: Breaking Hymans! Bwahahahahahahaha!
Submitted by Cake666 on Thu, 11/17/2011 - 3:41pm.
If she was a brunette this might work.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
All these sad plastic fake-tanned cumbuckets look the same and always 20 years older then they are. Fugly anorexic titty-holders.
B!i!i!iD~
For your health.
I'm wretching into my handy airline barf bag. This was executed so poorly, I wish Dita Von Teese was standing next to her so that it would be clear that screaming red bags of excrement ought not to be encouraged.
@Shopaholic
Yeah you hit the nail on the head and seriously? To my 20/20 vision that is one ugly ass head. Nigella would have given this plastic piece a fabulously deserved side eye.
"This better be important Jack, I was bidding on a bag of bras on ebay."
Liz Lemon
here I am getting all excited at the reappearance of jenna jameson.
I'd totally class out that dress with a pair of long johns, cuz fuckkit, it's cold as hell out today!
Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 11/17/2011 - 10:21am.
Her bag doesn't even match her shoes. MK, not on RuPaul's birthday.
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Hahahahaa!!
at first sight and without reading the post, I honestly thought this was Beyonce with a slutty maternity dress.
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JLO must be using his entire body as an anal plug - Hellraiser
She's very pretty and has a very visually appealing body, but good god, buddha, L. Ron, and little Mohammed too, that dress and fake tan are both inexcusable.
skanky or not she has a great body,eyes,face,(fake)hair and is very much fuckable so the rest is bitter jealousy to me,
Who in the fucking fuck is this homely, skanky bird? Disgusting.
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Holy shit....stunning!
Where can I buy the Dress? I can imagine myself in it, going out to a very classy bar or club,most likely a gentleman's bar,but i will be taking the bus , me wearing this very elegant dress, I wont glued or tape myself, let the dress flow!!!!!!I know i know , I'll be fine because the dress has only one sleeve and that gives me the security I need,plus it has a very high neck and i won't be showing my boobs.
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Certainly I was relatively a refined person. No way a tramp.Beatrice Wood
"If the lady behind you is not preparing her nostrils for the scented current of snatch that is about to blow her way..."
I'm dying MK, I'm dying. Ba ha!!!
I love how everyone else is all bundled up like it's 30 degrees.....
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I guess it's best to end a relationship the same way you start it: absolutely fucking tanked. MK 6/11
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Her face is pretty, I will say that much.
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I like the ladies in the back, dressing the exact opposite of this person, who I have not heard of until today.
what in the skankity skank??
at first I thought it was Tara Reid, then Jenna Jameson, but no....just some up and cumming new skank. for the love of all skankness!
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all that body glue... this is silly! don't leave much to the imagination, that's for sure.
MK - Your tags!!! Awesomeness!!!!
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I guess it's best to end a relationship the same way you start it: absolutely fucking tanked. MK 6/11
unresolved daddy issues...just saying
Natural coochie glue! I need to lie down for a while.
No need to apologize Jack! Just that it was a strange comment...I had images of you asking a girl to stick her head deep into the fridge then you sticking it to her from behind while running leftovers up and down her back....sorry, that's how my mind works.
All she's missing is the Empress of Lucite's stunning shoes and her outfit would be complete. Skank ho. She's has 14 lbs of makeup on her face.
*blank stare*
Damn, Jack, I thought you were gonna give a sessy definition!
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ahahaaaaa I knew its a matter of time till someone from the only way is Essex will be mentioned on here. I watch the show, its like an even worse version of the Hills its so bad thats its actually entertaining in an embarrassing way.
She seems okay on the show, dont mind her theres that one girl named Sam Faiers, who claims to be 20 when she looks about 35 and sounds older aswell, also she thinks she is the shit and thinks she is the best looking when she isnt.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 11/17/2011 - 11:27am.
Whore #2 had a little bit of a gambling problem. I bought a new refrigerator, a couple of days later I came home from work and she had sold it to support her gambling habit... this is only one of MANY things she did... but I stayed with her regardless... "give her the fridge" = put up with whatever. *sarcasm*
ETA: I apologize for getting off topic.
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that is understated english glamour right there ..wow just amazing.....aaaamaaaaazzing..beauty..strike a pose..work..sister fierce...high fashion high fashion!!
I don't know who she is, but I think she's pretty! The dress? Not so much.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 11/17/2011 - 10:38am.
I googled this trick and she looks much better without the fucked up tan. And her tits looked a HELL of a lot better before the lopsided bolt ons. I'd still give her the fridge.
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Jack, don't! Remember what happened to your last fridge?
She could be any damn colour under all that makeup, man. I'm not guessing, nuh uh!
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First off: She's white? For real? Wow, that's some serious makeup...
Secondly, is it just me or does it look like she just took a dress that was a few sizes too small, cut it down one side, belted it up and went for it?
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It almost looks, from the little gathered section at the waist and, because I think I see a glint of silver in one of the photos, like there is actually a zipper on the dress that is supposed to close just the waist section of it, leaving the skirt and top part open. And like she just decided not to bother with it because, well, she's a skank ho.
Yep, on second viewing of the picture where her arm is bent and her hand is next to her face (and her side boob is falling out) you can see the stitching and where the fabric is reinforced for the zipper and a hint of the zipper itself.
"give her the fridge" is what Jack does to all the women lucky enough to snag him!
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 11/17/2011 - 11:25am.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 11/17/2011 - 11:22am.
Jack? Look down!
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 11/17/2011 - 11:19am.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 11/17/2011 - 11:01am.
What the hell does "give her the fridge" mean?
Does that mean you'd bone her?
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Inquiring minds want to know...
Jack has a fridge size dick (Barbie fridge) OR hes got a cold knob? Maybe.
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Judging by the looks of her, she doesn't have an Easy Bake Oven, she has a professional use Aga!
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Jack - come on diseased minds want to know! what does "give her the fridge" mean?
El Bastardo - thanks for the tip! *runs out to get spf 100*
I think the sleeve is just too much, soooo, no! she is not showing enough skin, plus I love her modeling skills! placing her hand over her cooch
this is called eleganzaaaaaaa
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You need a mani bad. You should find a Chinese chick to buff your situation.Jennifer Check
It smells like Thai food in here. Have you guys been fucking? Jennifer Check
I can take care of myself. I've been using the Bowflex.Chip Dove "Jennifer's body"
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 11/17/2011 - 11:22am.
Jack? Look down!
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 11/17/2011 - 11:19am.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 11/17/2011 - 11:01am.
What the hell does "give her the fridge" mean?
Does that mean you'd bone her?
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Inquiring minds want to know...
Jack has a fridge size dick (Barbie fridge) OR hes got a cold knob? Maybe.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 11/17/2011 - 10:38am.
Give her the fridge! HAHAHHAAH. You are so bad. *sideeyes whore #2*
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
Jack? Look down!
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 11/17/2011 - 11:19am.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 11/17/2011 - 11:01am.
What the hell does "give her the fridge" mean?
Does that mean you'd bone her?
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 11/17/2011 - 11:17am.
Sorry El Bastardo, meant the caucasian ones.
No need to apologise. I like pale women not leathery skinned sun lovers. Now pick me some tulips! :)
Submitted by jackie on Thu, 11/17/2011 - 11:11am.
I wanna see beyonce in something like this or anyone with a curvy figure.
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YES!! Stick figures and Count Dracatella cabine girls don't count!!! She looks gross.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 11/17/2011 - 11:01am.
What the hell does "give her the fridge" mean?
Does that mean you'd bone her?
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That top three sequence of thumbs is killing me:
1. O a picture? *frowny face*
2. Ok! *smile*
3. BUH-byegottago
So I'm guessing those two are not besties?
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