Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
I really wish I could have witnessed this first hand. I heard it was hysterical. So, this recent network reality star who is more famous for something other than being on a reality show for a bit was walking down the street yesterday in West Hollywood when she was confronted by a very angry man. The reality star has supposedly been dating this B-/C+ primarily television actor and the man on the street was not happy. The gist of the conversation was that the reality star had stolen his man. The reality star thought the person meant like he was a fan of the actor and was just joking about the theft of "his man." Turns out that is not the case at all as he loudly proclaimed right there on the street that until our reality star came along, the man on the street and the actor had been "fucking and sucking" every night but because he could not make him famous he went out and found a "slut like you." (CDAN)
I was about to go with beard-in-training Lauren Conrad, until I dipped into the comments at CDAN and read that the overall consensus is that this is Elisabetta Canalis and Eggs from True Blood. I think they nailed it. And I'm guessing that the crazed gay with a scorned no-no was me during a Boones Farm-induced delusional blackout. It's happened before. It's that awkward moment when you mix up real life with your "fapping during True Blood" sessions.
While at a party a few weeks ago, TV Actor 1 set up his new lover, TV Actor 2, with a 'date' for the night. Actor 1 thought that Actor 2 would enjoy the experience of hooking up with someone different. The media got hold of the story from other party guests, and reported that the hunk was on the prowl and had a one night stand with this very beautiful woman. Well, almost. The mainstream media got it wrong. The 'date' was actually a pretty pre-op transsexual! The Actors are both happy about the media report, though, as it allows them to both remain in the closet for another season. (Blind Gossip)
Chace Crawford, Penn Badgley, Derek Hough, Shawn Pyfrom or Matthew Morrison? Just put all those names in different pairs until one clicks.
This foreign-born actress has a husband that has been cheating on her for years. He thinks she doesn’t know. She does. She’s known since the beginning but looks the other way because she claims in her culture, ‘it’s just what men do.’ She has accepted his infidelity quietly and claims that as long as he doesn’t bring it home, she’s okay with the lies. So sad. (BuzzFoto)
Say it ain't so, Penelope Cruz!
Which of the Bravo “Housewives” just broke up with her lesbian lover? The single mom is always talking about sex, but is very careful never to mention her lover’s gender! WHO is she? (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)
Kandi "Dildo Expert" Burruss?
Submitted by dementa on Sat, 11/19/2011 - 12:26am.
I doubt it. I think any woman who says she thinks it's acceptable for their man to cheat is full of shit. Either the woman already has a side piece or two, so she's making it okay for her as well, or her man is fucking someone else and she's trying to save face. I think for most actresses it would be too much of an ego hit. If you're a beautiful and sexy actress, all the men are supposed to want you. Can't have your man wanting someone else right? So if her man can't keep it in his pants, rather than be humiliated, just say that you think men are little boys with poor impulse control, and just can't physically help but stick it in where ever you can. I can't stand bitches like this. Men are not special little children. It's not going to physically harm them to not have a string of women to mess around with, and they aren't hyperactive little puppies that just can't control themselves. What a dumbass.
Submitted by dementa on Sat, 11/19/2011 - 12:26am.
I doubt it. I think any woman who says she thinks it's acceptable for their man to cheat is full of shit. Either the woman already has a side piece or two, so she's making it okay for her as well, or her man is fucking someone else and she's trying to save face. I think for most actresses it would be too much of an ego hit. If you're a beautiful and sexy actress, all the men are supposed to want you. Can't have your man wanting someone else right? So if her man can't keep it in his pants, rather than be humiliated, just say that you think men are little boys with poor impulse control, and just can't physically help but stick it in where ever you can. I can't stand bitches like this. Men are not special little children. It's not going to physically harm them to not have a string of women to mess around with, and they aren't hyperactive little puppies that just can't control themselves. What a dumbass.
Submitted by KellBelle on Fri, 11/18/2011 - 10:41pm.
Wow, so she's supporting a sexist double standard? Does she also think it's ridiculous for women to?
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I think the blind item on the foreign born actress is Monica Bellucci. She said pretty much the same thing in an interview over the summer. I found it here:
http://www.celebitchy.com/145894/monica_bellucci_its_ridiculous_to_expec...
She says she thinks it's ridiculous for a man to be faithful. I'm just curious if she took that position before or after she found out her man was passing the peen.
Submitted by saltydog88 on Fri, 11/18/2011 - 2:09pm.
When being gay becomes more acceptable in Hollywood what will people even write blind items about?
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Being gay is acceptable in Hollywood, but apparently still not acceptable on the internet, though almost all gossip blogs are written by gays.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 11/18/2011 - 11:55am.
BIG ASS AND HEFTY THUNDER THIGHS KANDI! SHE HAD TO SWITCH TO CHICKS BECAUSE DICKS GO IN BUT THEY DON'T COME OUT!
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Hahahaa!! She must have quite a collection wedged up there by now. :)
Number 3 could be Paradis, Hayek, Cruz, or any other European/foreign type. I know I'm generalizing, but I get nervous when I'm attracted to latin guys because playing around is way too accepted in those cultures. I'm Indian, so I'm on the way opposite end of the spectrum, though I tend to be cynical of every dude.
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When being gay becomes more acceptable in Hollywood what will people even write blind items about?
Also why are all these blind items about Weho? I have NEVER seen a celeb walking down the street there. I've seen them in Silverlake, Downtown, the valley, Beverly Hills, Santa Monica...but never Weho
*record scratch*...eggs is dating that man faced woman? since when?
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is this almost all gay Friday again??? Didn't we just recently have an all gay smorgasborg...I mean being gay is like being alive...who the f isn't anymore, and really, after a while who cares who is into who...it just gives me an additional migraine. I cannot keep up with the alphabet ratings, why not a blind about gay puppehs or drug addicted kitty cats? Blind Items on gay, straight, almost straight, not quite enough straight, bears, moustaches...damn, it gets boring after a while. I want a blind about a bad doggy cheating on his owners with other unsuspecting owners...now that would be kewl.
Has Sheree ever shown any attraction to men? She seems to spend all her time around women.
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This is why I HATE blind items. You NEVER have an idea who the real subject of the story is and you NEVER find out. If we guessed and found out later it would be actually be kinda fun but to guess and never find out seems senseless to me IMO anyway, what the hell do I know.
*rant over, sits down eats other half of sub*
beavis and butthead aren't gay. they're like, totally into chicks and stuff...huhuhuhh
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I don't like your grandma. She smells like vitamins and pee.
I know I'm going to piss off a lot of people, but maybe Johnny Depp for #3? I'm trying to think of someone with a French wife because if I recall, their president's wife was originally his side piece but it wasn't much of a scandal because it's supposed to be more socially acceptable over there.
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Silly rabbit.
Damn, Fucking Classy. I got a little warm reading your comment. *fans self*
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#3 is Salma Hayek. From what I've heard (and it's what I have been told by Mexicans. ya'll!) that Mexican men can't keep their pengas to themselves and cheating is pretty much accepted and expected. Hell, child support isn't even the law down there! That's one of the reasons women put up with it!
Anyway, her husband isn't Mexican, but she comes from a culture that accepts infidelity. He's that billionaire François-Henri Pinault, that also knocked up the beautiful Linda Evangelista right before (literally, months before!) he knocked Salma up and he is total dog (no offense to our Dlisted Dog).
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Dark-sided!
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 11/18/2011 - 12:46pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 11/18/2011 - 12:35pm.
WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING?! DO YOU ACTUALLY WATCH THIS SHIT?!?
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BECAUSE MAN HANDS HEREE THE MASCULINE PENIS CARRYING MAN BRINGS OUT THE ANGRY BUTCH DYKE IN ME!!
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WOW! OK, SO I GOOGLED THIS BITCH AND I WAS GONNA POST A PICTURE BECUZ SHE IS SO OBVIOUSLY A DELICATE FLOWER AND YOU ARE JUST A JELLUS H8TR BUT THEN IN ALL HER PICTURES SHE IS LIKE STABBING ME WITH HER EYES OR SOMETHING AND THEN I READ A STOOPIT STORY ABOUT HER PARTY PLANNING AND I DECIDED THAT SCREAMING MAKES A LOT OF SENSE!
CARRY ON!
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If #3 is Pene Cruz that is really. REALLY sad that she'd allow it to continue.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 11/18/2011 - 12:35pm.
WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING?! DO YOU ACTUALLY WATCH THIS SHIT?!?
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BECAUSE MAN HANDS HEREE THE MASCULINE PENIS CARRYING MAN BRINGS OUT THE ANGRY BUTCH DYKE IN ME!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
B. If "the media got ahold" of the story, then why didn't we heat of it?
Can't be Penelope Cruz, they haven't been married for enough years.
WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING?! DO YOU ACTUALLY WATCH THIS SHIT?!?
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Not Penelope. First, Spanish women don't take any shit, and second, Penelope would only be annoyed at the fact that she didn't get a taste of the pussy.
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I WONDER IF MAN LEGS AND ARMS BULL DYKE sHEree IS THE LESBYTERIAN!?!?? (SPOILER: YES)
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Please tell me some sh*thead isn't really named Eggs.
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I have a hard time believing Mehcad Brooks is gay.
His bro is hot as hell, though. And funny as fuck! He should be in Hollyweird instead of stuck in Austin.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
I also can believe Kandi is swimming in the lady pond because according to gossip she has indiscriminately fucked her way through the men of Atlanta and beyond.
COULD IT BE MAN ARMED PENIS POSSESSOR SHEREE THAT IS THE TRUCK DRIVER?????
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Dunno nothing bout nothing except Shawn Pyfrom and Penn Badgley have been a couple for a while and Shawn wants them both to live outta the closet.
Elisabetta is dating Eggs?
God, one more reason for Tara's lip to quiver.
1. No idea, but Lauren Conrad wouldn't really fit unless she was on DWTS and I forgot about it.
2. Again no idea - I think every H'wood actor is gay and bearding now from reading this site so much lol.
3. Salma or Penelope? What about Nicole and Keith, are there any rumors about him being unfaithful? Liev Schreiber is rumored to be cheating on Naomi Watts but I don't think they're married.
4. What about Sonja Morgan? Every other word out of her mouth is about sex. Sheree doesn't talk about sex much and I don't think Kandi's a lesbian. Are LuAnn and Pepe le Ross still together?
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
the foreign born actress is Salma Hayek.
#1 - Eggs is dating that woman? EW.
#2- Beavis and Butthead. *my brain exploded with this one*. And I don't think Penn or Chase are gay.
#3 - Salma Hayek. Her man is a douche. A wealthy douche, but a douche.
#4 - I don't think Kandi is a lesbian. SHEREE!
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
Actor # 1 - John Cryer
Actor # 2 - Angus T . Jones
Oh, stop with the actor #1 bullsh*t. I can't even make sense of how to microwave a potato right now. How the h*ll am I gonna make sense of THAT?
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It would be pretty funny if #2 were Tilda Swinton.
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I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
I can' believe Eggs likes the peen. He was at the top of my list. I must have a really shitty gaydar.
COULD BE BIG OL BASEBALL HEADED MAN SHE-HE SHEREE.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
BIG ASS AND HEFTY THUNDER THIGHS KANDI! SHE HAD TO SWITCH TO CHICKS BECAUSE DICKS GO IN BUT THEY DON'T COME OUT!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.