Awwwww.... Que Preciosa! The Children Are Playing Dress Up
Everything Justin Bieber learned about the 1920s he learned from watching a very special 1920s episode of Sesame Street that his mommy Usher showed him in the playroom before a concert, so knowing that I'd say he pretty much nailed the Boardwalk Playpen drag he and his lipstick lesbian girlfriend Selena Gomez wore to the AMAs last night. I've always wanted to know what it would look like if Jodie Foster played the title role in Bugsy Malone instead of Scott Baio, so I thank The Lesbeaver for giving me the answer.
Justin deciding to wear the oversized tuxedo he wears while playing parking valet during tricycle time at his kindergarten was just a good move. But I do have one note....
Why didn't somebody give him a candy cigar to puff on?! Think of what could've been...
Oh well. I'm sure the missing candy cigar still won't stop Nickelodeon from greenlighting Justin/Justina starring The Lesbeaver.
Meanwhile, somebody give THIS fuck-flipping photobomber every award available.
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THIS IS DISTURBING! He looks like Tatum O'Neil in "Paper Moon."
THIS IS DISTURBING! He looks like Tatum O'Neil in "Paper Moon."
What a total douche. Guess Miss Gomez's contract is not up yet.
Now that has to be the dumbest outfit EVER. Fucking dork.
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 11/21/2011 - 9:37am.
wow another giant step towards acceptance of the lesbian community (shit makes me sick personally)
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Hahaha!!
OMG this is like mini tommy cruise and katie holmes.
except i dont think bieber is gay, cuz 1. the straight people can own him, we dont want him on our team.
2. he is a wigga and last 30 seconds.
and omg selena gomez has got the same glazed look katie holmes gives.
Selena-bot at such a young age.
The Great Cat In the Hatsby.
It's over because she knows he lied about having sex with Mariah girl in the bathroom. The story word for word had an all too familar ring to it. And that means he wasn't a virgin like he claimed to be to Selena. He had sex with the girl in the bathroom, knows it could be his baby, and paid her off without a paternity test either way. And that my friends is a really not sexy thing to do.
Well, fuckin shit! He doesn't hold his hand around her.... his fingers are all fisted - no love in that relationship at all!! So, why don't they just break up?
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I guess it's best to end a relationship the same way you start it: absolutely fucking tanked. MK 6/11
she looks completely done with that relationship.... I wonder when they'll let her go?
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I guess it's best to end a relationship the same way you start it: absolutely fucking tanked. MK 6/11
He looks pretty dumb in these pictures. What's with the suit and the shoes? You don't have to be "cool" all the time, wearing a suit with conventional shoes is fine.
I see Frankie and Annette, where is Moon-doggy?
I can't believe MK didn't point out Justin's "hidden elevator" shoes from TommyGirl's line. And I'm sorry, but Selena still has a toddler head on a woman's body and it's creepy as hell.
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His suit is ill fitting and hers is a little too old for her but I still adore them both and Taylor Swift too! I love me some GOODNESS!! :)Esp in a world where everyone is so MEAN!!
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Submitted by Bree on Mon, 11/21/2011 - 11:51am.
She was more into Taylor Swift the whole night than the Biebs.
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Right? I've always found it odd that Taylor Swift always thanks Selena Gomez when she wins awards. Why the fuck would you single out one of your friends? Wasn't there a blind about Taylor Swift being a lesbian? Makes sense if Selena is only being seen with Biebs for bearding purposes and Biebs just wants people to think he actually thinks about sex.
Also, HAHAHAHAHAHA at Victor/Victoria. So brilliant.
All that money and no one could find him a shirt that fit his little tiny neck?
Submitted by MissAnnThrope on Mon, 11/21/2011 - 1:22pm.
I know dlisted.com exists for the sole purpose of ragging on celebrities who are wearing stupid clothes, saying stupid stuff, and acting all kinds of the fool
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If you know all this then what is your point? Why would you come here and ask such a silly question? The very fact you stick up for this cunt tells me you're going to find a hell of a lot more things that bother you. You think the Biebs should actually be off limits because "he's a scrawny teen" !!!! WTF.
There are about 1000 reasons why he's a fucking little Dbag piece of shit but I'm afraid I might offend you by the time I got to oh, around # 1 reason.
If your skin is that thin for the little fucker you're going to be in a rubber room by the end of the week. Bwahaaaaa!!!
Submitted by MissAnnThrope on Mon, 11/21/2011 - 1:22pm.
Did you stand up for Britney or Xtina or Justin when they were young pop idols too?
I dunno. I think the fame monster is created in a vacuum and we all get sucked in to thinking that we can snark on human beings just because they are famous or rich or whatever.
It's the human condition I s'pose.
When I feel a bit envious of someone's wealth or fame I quickly ask myself, "Self? Would you want to trade places with 'Fill in the____'?" My resounding answer is always inevitably "NO". It's very rare that you see anyone truly happy who is famous (or wealthy). Dream chasing at least gives you a reason to keep on keeping on but when you have everything you could possibly wish for and you find THAT empty...well, that's suicide of the soul.
Submitted by MissAnnThrope on Mon, 11/21/2011 - 1:22pm.
Nice try. We rag on Justin because he's a lesbian homo diva dounchebag whose eyebrowns are thick enough to hide a Buick in and who thinks he's the Second Coming only he can't come the way he says he can because he was actually born a girl even though his mommy hasn't told him that yet.
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Oh, and she is way too young for that dress and the shoes look like shit with it. Who is the stylist? Nevermind. I don't even want to know.
I cannot even fucking stop laughing!
Submitted by MissAnnThrope on Mon, 11/21/2011 - 1:22pm.
I'm sure he's crying all the way to the bank.
There is no way this lesbian fathered a child. I am telling you, his ball sack is nonexistent. Lesbians do not manufacture sperm.
Also, ill-fitting fuxedo (typo, keeping it!)
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I know dlisted.com exists for the sole purpose of ragging on celebrities who are wearing stupid clothes, saying stupid stuff, and acting all kinds of the fool, etc., but unless you are a 10-15 year old girl, picking on Justin is doesn't make any sense. He's not for anyone in "our" age group. We aren't supposed to like him. Picking on JLo, Snookitina, Asshat Kutcher, The Kardashians, etc... okay. But Justin Bieber? He IS a scrawny kid, lots of kids his age are scrawny and dorky. I agree, the suit is bad, but I'm a lot older, and so I don't know what's fashionable for teenagers most of the time. He's going to go thru a lot of awkward phases that most teens go thru, and he's going to do it in the public eye. As long as he doesn't turn into a Hilton, a Kardashian or a Lohan I think adults should stick to attacking other adults.
Very Madame Tussauds meets Mannequin meets sexually ambiguous "Girls don't cry".
Man, that's some serious awkward there. Like two 12 year olds playing dress up.
What a cute little lesbian couple.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 11/21/2011 - 10:24am.
If they were going for some old Hollywood glamour thing, they should have reconsidered his zany-old-lady boots. (Pretty sure they're lifts, btw)
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Yeah. Lifts. Look how weirdly they're shaped. No one's foot is 3in tall at the arch.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Mon, 11/21/2011 - 11:16am.
EEEEW, Whamo! LMAO!!
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I'm right though aren't I LOL :)
Michael K, you are THE BEST!
Just guffawed my drink onto the monitor!
This reminds of that time back in the late 90's/early 2000's when the tween couple at the time Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears wore those hideous matching denim outfits to the AMA's. Yea,we see how well that relationship worked out.
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I think any grown woman that would even think of having sex with this Biever kid needs to consider therapy. He looks 12!
his outfit is wearing him, wtf? all that money and not a tailor in sight?
she looks pretty
I cant stand lesbieber and he looks more feminine everyday I will believe he is birth control
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
Their body language speaks volumes, IMO. In not one picture anywhere does she look at ease. And HE is always the one kissing her, not the other way around.
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There's a fashion blog that describe his look last night as a "vampire lesbian"
MMm kids in grown ups clothing. Their faces read 15 but the clothes, 40+. Justin is looking more and more feminine by the day even as he was blasting that 'Billie Jean" who claimed that he was her baby daddy. I think Justin will look more beautiful than Selena in about a year or so as he blossoms into his/her beauty. LOL. The performance on the 2011 Autotune & Lip Synch Awards last night was to pathetic. Yeesh.
So Selena get stepping, and look for another momey making teen star to take pictures with and have your fan base toss rose petals at your feet for being "flawless" LMAO!!!
Bree: ITA, i think maybe Beibs is HER beard, LOL
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She was more into Taylor Swift the whole night than the Biebs. Why was he on stage with LMFAO?
Jig is up...guess page six got that right. She couldn't being leaning any further away from him without tipping over.
Who has more lipstick on in these pics, Ellen DeGeneres or Gomez Addams?!
would rather look at the pancake
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/11/celebrity-pancake-portraits_n_1...
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 11/21/2011 - 10:45am.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Mon, 11/21/2011 - 10:32am
And the untalented, annoying runt is rumored to be worth 85 million...
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This is the real reason Selena is willing to fish around his tighy whitys to find that beach ball nipple of a dick he's got.
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EEEEW, Whamo! LMAO!!
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OMG, the resemblance to Julie Andrews is amazing, hahahaha
Color Lesbiever's hair blond and put a proper skirt on him, and he'll be ready to blast out ♫ The hills are alive with the sound of music...♫
I hope Selena sees these pictures and realizes she could do better. She looks gorgeous (although I'd move her hairline back a little) and he looks so smarmy.
You can see where they blended his make up in the shot where he is kissing her. Pathetic.
GRANDMA!!! I found your bed jacket!
They are trying to make this little worm look as innocent as possible right now, but why does he have on more make up than I do? He looks creepy. And she looks like she really doesn't want to be standing that close to him.
Appears to me in every shot all these two are thinking about is how much future income this appearance will generate. They're a PR dream.
One last thing, Justine Beaver is on a slippery slope to Chola-ville. Just add rum raisin lip liner and POOF, you have Juanita Castor.
No. One. Likes. You.
OMG Victor Victoria! *dies*
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