Sunday, November 27th 2011
It's An AbFab Christmas Special Preview!
The birth of Jesus finally makes sense! Jesus was born so that 2000+ years later there could be an Absolutely Fabulous Christmas Special. I wish they would've taught me that in catechism. This is the first preview for the special which airs on the BBC around Christmas times. It has absolutely zero Patsy Stone in it, but I guess we'll take what we can get. My ass is going to be in Italy with my family for Christmas, so I fully expect one of you British bitches (Britches?) to lasso over a cable cord so I can watch this shit. Ruote in fiamme (Translation provided by Google, so if it doesn't make any sense blame that ho)!
via ONTD (Thanks Ben)
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RichBich, I have to ask. Is that Joey Stefano's ass as your avatar? I read that BBC America is airing this on January 8th.
And this is why I'm thankful to the lovely Brits that upload this shit 5 minutes after it airs. If anyone wants this day of just join a British telly site.
You know BBC America will take forever to air this. It took them two years to run Free Agents. They suck at getting programming out there (but we all need 50 episodes a day of Gordon Ramsay right?).
Is Bubble in it? It hardly makes sense not to have Patsy in it.
Don't let those fresh Italian men pinch your bum, MK. On the other hand....
No Patsy!?! What!?
B!i!i!iD~
For your health.
Oh, fuck me to alligator tears! "Sweetie, dahling; dahling, sweetie."
I cannot wait! My Stoli is chilling, dahling!
WHERE IS PATSY? Man, this made my day. Fuck you monday I have ab fab.
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Wait so everyone is on, Patsy too?
Where can we watch this!?
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"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
...all of the original main cast are returning for 3 specials...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2064098/Absolutely-Fabulous...
...this article states that all 3 episodes will air at Christmas...I've read elsewhere that the 3rd special will air during the 2012 London Olympics...
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...'She’s a really nice person and I have great respect for her as an actress — and I think most actresses are c*nts with a capital K' - Mickey Rourke...
Please let this be on BBC America!
Thank goodness...finally some good news!
Will Saffy be in this show?
Italy? Take me, take me!
I think a special "'Caption This, Hang with MK in Italy' Contest" is in order. Or "Send a Hot Ginge Pube to MK and win a Trip to Italy" sweepstakes, or something to that effect.
I would love to see Saffron transform from the doormat she usually is, into a raging bitch à la Meg Griffin in the Family Guy episode "Dial Meg for Murder." Maybe we could see her deal with her issues by doing drugs and beating up everyone in her family, even Patsy Stone. Maybe she could see a therapist; I remember that she said that she doesn't need one.
I will take Italy over France any day.
The Italians are not snoots about their culture either and their food is far superior in my humble opinion.
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Submitted by Inflatuated on Sun, 11/27/2011 - 2:03pm.
Which of my nephews is really MK?
I'm going to be closely watching them all at the next family reunion, once I unload all the stuff I bought at Costco.
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I hear you Inflatuated. MK's descriptions of his abuelita are eerily similar to how I would describe my own grandma.
Beakers, spot on!! :)
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Submitted by Inflatuated on Sun, 11/27/2011 - 2:03pm.
Submitted by Starr07 on Sun, 11/27/2011 - 12:45pm.
Hi Starr
Re: Number 1, above, you got me thinking....
Which of my nephews is really MK?
I'm going to be closely watching them all at the next family reunion, once I unload all the stuff I bought at Costco.
LOLOLOL!! Cute. So jelly of your trip to Italy, MK! I've always wanted to go. Have a blast. I don't know how I will watch this AbFab Christmas, but I will find a way. Oh help me, I will find a way.
P.S. Does anyone else think Bubble looks just a tiny bit like Mark McKinney's Chicken Lady character on Kids in the Hall?
Why is MK's family going to Italy? Didn't we just send Jersey Shore there? If he wants Snookie's sloppy seconds, all he has to do is take a bus to Poughkeepsie or Atlantic City.
My doctor went to Italy and ended up with diarreha, take some rutin with you just in case and have a great time.
Italy with your family at Christmas? sounds like Catholic hell, but at least you'll eat well!
Submitted by Starr07 on Sun, 11/27/2011 - 12:45pm.
Important questions that need answering:
1. Whose idea was it to go to Italy? MK's? The abuelita who cooks everything with one pot and one spoon? The crazy aunt that shops for anything and everything at Costco's? Or perhaps the cousin that exhibits chola behavior??
2. What items can we expect will be posted as 'Hot Slut of the Day!' Will it be The Last Supper? Gelato? Laundry hanging from a clothesline that goes out the window of one apt building and into the window of another building?
3. Will MK be able to suppress his uncontrollable laughter while viewing the Statue of David just enough so that he can take at least one photo to post?
I will be looking for the answers to these questions in the weeks that follow...
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Hi Starr
Re: Number 1, above, you got me thinking....
Which of my nephews is really MK?
I'm going to be closely watching them all at the next family reunion, once I unload all the stuff I bought at Costco.
I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
AbFab without Patsy Stone is like bukkake porn without cum.
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"Like sands through the hourglass... so are the days of our lives."
As these characters age, their utter ridiculousness just gets even more wonderful!
I love that Bubble still dresses like she's in her early 20s! :D
I can't wait. Patsy will be there, they wouldn't do it without her. People are going to be disappointed though, because it can never live up to those first three series, but I'm still really excited. If you don't "get" it, that's fine with me. I'll watch your portion ;)
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This is how I imagine MK in Italy.
http://youtu.be/epyQqrUndiA
New AbFab AND new Downton Abbey!
Can't wait!
For MK, and only for MK, I will defrost my frozen heart and be happy for him that he is taking a fancy trip to fancy Italy. Have a wonderful time!
And JSaund really does look great. Eddie is supposed to look like shite, but underneath it all, you can see that Jennifer looks good.
Perhaps this show will help my XMas to suck less.
Dealing with family in ancient surroundings should be a treat.
I'm trying to get out of Christmas here. Can I join you, MK, as your personal valet?!
Hmm so MK's Mama and Abuelita are making him take them to Xmas mass at the Vatican...hope the place doesn't burn to the ground with such a hot sinning slut in da house ;)
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italy? palatine hill kicks the capitoline hill's ass, if you only have time for one.
no patsy stone? i cannot even fathom why j lumley would have said no. no theories there?
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Important questions that need answering:
1. Whose idea was it to go to Italy? MK's? The abuelita who cooks everything with one pot and one spoon? The crazy aunt that shops for anything and everything at Costco's? Or perhaps the cousin that exhibits chola behavior??
2. What items can we expect will be posted as 'Hot Slut of the Day!' Will it be The Last Supper? Gelato? Laundry hanging from a clothesline that goes out the window of one apt building and into the window of another building?
3. Will MK be able to suppress his uncontrollable laughter while viewing the Statue of David just enough so that he can take at least one photo to post?
I will be looking for the answers to these questions in the weeks that follow...
Sweetie Darling! Love me some AbFab and glad to see Bubble is still around.
Florence was beautiful and the food was awsome - real Italian food, mmmmmm
Venice is beautiful, but it smells. There, i said it. Maybe MK is going skiing up north??
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
*lears @ Mudturtle*
★side eyes a bitch for going to Italy★
Just kidding, MK. Have a ball!
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sun, 11/27/2011 - 12:20pm.
I have never lost the love for any of the Black Adder series! That guy was a prick! Hugh Laurie as the Prince of Wales was magic!
Black Adder was awesome. So was Monty Python.
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"I prefer my pieces the same way I prefer my Slim Jims, long, lean and mute" --the incomparable MK
Where in Italy MK? Hope it's Venice or Rome, my 2 favorites. Milan is ugly and grimy IMHO.
You don't have to be British to understand Ab Fab's humor. It's absolutely classic, 100% character-driven humor. Ab Fab could never be done with anyone other than Jennifer Saunders and Joanne Lumley. Jennifer Saunders is one of the most underrated women in comedy. I think she ranks up there with Lucille Ball.
i love French & Saunders, but i have never 'got' AbFab despite trying.....
I have never lost the love for any of the Black Adder series! That guy was a prick! Hugh Laurie as the Prince of Wales was magic!
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 11/27/2011 - 12:09pm.
Sal, never hoid of that one. I couldn't even get into Footballers' Wives, FFS.
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OMG! I LOVED FOOTBALLERS WIVES! I was hooked! I was in heaven when they had a marathon on several years back! I miss watching that show!
Jeeves and Wooster was another favorite! Hugh Laurie was superb!
PATSY is in the special. She's not in the clip.
I'm going to France, MK! We'll be neighbors.
Can't wait for the DVD to add to my complete collection.
Poor Edina's kitchen - will it ever be done? And Mother looks FAB for 85.
Sal, never hoid of that one. I couldn't even get into Footballers' Wives, FFS.
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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 11/27/2011 - 12:02pm.
I ADORE Italy! I've never been but I ADORE Italy!
I don't get AbFab's "humor" any more than I got Benny Hill, Monty Python or Fawlty Towers. Fucking Brits. Grrr.
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Maybe Coupling would be more your cup of tea. LOL.
That was one of my favorite shows.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
While I love ABFAB, I am sure to not like the rebooted version. Once they go off and come back, they are never as funny, imo.
I LOVE ABFAB!!!! So no Patsy...Yes Patsy??? Don't care will watch if they show it here. Trippin' balls that the mom is still with us!
Submitted by mbar on Sun, 11/27/2011 - 11:56am.
Ooh MK, you luxurious bitch! Me want go Italy!
I second that! My, who would've thought prostitution can make you rich. (I don't think it's from all these blog advertisements)
Congrats MK, you deserve it!
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Despite this so-so clip, I know Eddy and Patsy (& co.) won't let me down.
Most brilliant show ever.
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK