Deborra-Lee Furness On The Rumor That Hugh Jackmeoff Likes Peen
It's that time of year again when Hugh Jackman's wife of 15 years and the mother of his chirruns, Deborra-Lee Furness, gives a standard denial to the rumor that she's the hardest working beard in the bearding business. This time Page Six Magazine brought up the gay rumor and Deborra-Lee performed another monologue straight out of The Beard Doth Protest Much!
“The line I heard was, ‘Wolverine? Who would have thought?’ Hugh and I don’t pay much heed. It’s kind of tragic that these people have nothing better to do than gossip about people they don’t know.”
"Tragic" is the nicest thing I've been called today, so I'll move on from that shade. You know, just when I start to think that if I sit in front of a Times Square glory hole (Note: Do they even those anymore or did Mickey Mouse plug that shit up to?) long enough Wolverine will stick his wolverpeen into the gay communion booth, Hugh Jackman pops up to say it will never happen. Hugh and Deborra-Lee have both denied the gay rumor so many times that it doesn't even matter anymore (not that it ever did).
Yes, Deborra-Lee could be bearding for Hugh while he humps on his producing partner in the guest room. And yes, Deborra-Lee and Hugh could be in a genuine relationship and he only plays gay on Broadway. Either way, Deborra-Lee gets to watch a topless Hugh sing show tunes while making chocolate chip pancakes in the morning, so I guess she's the one winning at LIFE. Give her all the Share the Wealth cards and put her in Millionaire Acres.
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Stories like this make me worry. I'm 37 and my husband is 27. Does that mean that one day people will look at us and think, "wow, he married his grandmother?" I hope not. I like to think that we look the same age now (he's bald, and I have decent genes) but who knows how we will look 20 years from now.
I am sure of one thing, we are soulmates, and I don't believe that age has anything to do with love.
one asshole....to scale.
Men (aka "str8 guys") don't marry their grandmother.
Hugh is 100% 'MO!
She doesn't have to defend herself even if Hugh is gay. Just don't tell her he's mine!
as the old saying goes beauty is in the eye of the beholder...
or deborah lee furness sucks a mean dick....
something like that
People bring it up because of what she looks like. They think a man like that can't be with a woman like her. Shallow? Yes but then again you live in Hollywood you get shit for your looks, comes with the territory.
lmao @ "The Beard Doth Protest Too much!" haaaaaa
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These two are alright...I never thought Hugh was that hot, or she that homely. She's not a complete trainwreck, like T.I.'s "wife."
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
Even if you ignore Deborah Lee altogether, Micheal K still mentioned John Palermo.
John Palermo started off as Bryan Singer's assistant which is how Hugh Jackman met him on X-men. By the time Jackman filmed Van Helsing, Palermo was HIS assistant after a brief stint with Susan Sarandon (and a possible firing from Singer?). Since then he's produced Jackman in virtually everything he's done down to his Tony segments. He's always with Deborra Lee and Hugh but you hardly ever see him because most of the time he avoids the cameras at premieres.
And you know how Hugh commemorates this bond? With a ring! Inscribed no less (which is mentioned in Michael K's hyperlink).
Tell me nothing's suspicious about that. Sure, some people have to work their way up but going from personal assistant to executive producer in a Blockbuster is a pretty big leap.
She doesn't look bad but next to him she looks fucking awful...TRUTH! It's kinda like Rob Lowe and his wife...or Denzel Washington and his wife. These women aren't gorgeous by any means but they not UGLY, hell they look like normal 40-something women but when you put them next to these men who look AMAZING unfortunately they end up looking like shit. But let's face it these are the women that probably love them for them.
Just like most Hollywood couples he might fool around on the side with men.
He's not known as the nicest guy in show biz for no reason. I've always gotten the impression that he's got a huge heart, and they're probably like old soul mates. She's not homely, for crissake, and probably has a wicked nice personality, with a bit of bite, that he finds entertaining. Personality can go a long way in trumping looks and old age. So, what every oddball matched couple is an automatic beard ?
I like these two kids, never heard a mean thing about either one of them. Who else can you say that about ?
I think Pierce Brosnan and Keeley whatserface, are a similarly matched couple, although I've never been all that keen on Pierce, looks-wise.
Wow tough crowd. She isn't frumpy or ugly. just not botoxed n' stitched to death like most Hollywood hobags. She looks nice for her age, but like a typical mom. Also, I doubt he is gay but who cares? Everyone in Hollywood is gay.
How does bearding work? Specially the ones where there are kids involved- like the Smiths. Do they still have sex, or what?
Personally I do not think that Hugh is gay- he just looks like a generally nice guy who isn't ashamed to admit that he loves Broadway and Theater. And I also think that his wife looks good for her age- she appears not to have succumbed to Hollywood ways of starvation and a diet of Botox and surgery. Don't see her whoring their marriage out or anything, and to me that's what matters, not her looks. They look happy after all.
I didn't know there was DNA in my ass!
Submitted by Cat Scratch on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 1:58pm.
Side note: Is it me or do all Austrailian women look the same? Olivia Newton John, Deborah Lee Furness, Nicole Kidman, even Kylie Minogue somewhat..it's always big smiles, high cheekbones, little eyes with a twinkle in them. Only the beautiful, funny, witty, talented Rose Byrne stands out to me.
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I don't know about all Australian women, but I've always thought Kidman, Naomi Watts, and Abbie Cornish could pass for sisters. Maybe they go to the same surgeon for their nose jobs?
I just don't really care. They seem like nice enough people. Perhaps Hugh is one of the few people who can see through the physical stuff to real inside beauty. Or, maybe they have an "arrangement" and it works for them. Who gives a shit? Yes, it is sad that in 2011 someone can not feel free to be who he is, but I guess that's Hollywood for you. Maybe they don't want to upset their kids as well.
Hey I ain't no fangirl! Harumph!
I don't care if he's gay or not - I just don't happen to think he is.
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Comic Con 2003, Q&A panel for Van Helsing: Onstage, Jackman decides that as he and co-star Shuler Hensley had already been in Oklahoma! together in London and on Broadway, they should do "Judd Fry is Daid" right there onstage for the CC audience. Fry demurs. Jackman says, OK, you don't want to do that, let's do "Summer Lovin'" from Grease. "I'll be Sandy, 'cause I'm Australian," added Hugh. Hensley looks aghast as Jackman starts to sing. Hensley refuses to sing, Jackman rolls his eyes and stops.
Yeah, Jackman's not gay. However, Mikey, your point about Furness winning at life is well taken. She has bajillions, has traveled all over the world, has two cute kids, etc. etc. She's also probably free to do whatever she wants with whomever she wants. Win-win, I'd say.
Incidentally, his wife here looks like Jessica Lange's older, over-weight lesbian sister.
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I love it when the fangirls come rushing in after "accusations" like this saying things like "You should be ashamed of yourself! Looks aren't everything! You're homophobic, you think he's just gay because he's on Broadway!?" meanwhile if Hugh does come out they'd all get into the same clown car of grief and collectively drive off a ledge. It's almost as though him being gay is somehow a malicious lie virtually everyone agrees is the truth or a fate worse than death.
I heard Hugh on Howard Stern and he fumbled all around the question and with the way the two of them try to tell the story of their love...it just all comes off as very desperate.
Side note: Is it me or do all Austrailian women look the same? Olivia Newton John, Deborah Lee Furness, Nicole Kidman, even Kylie Minogue somewhat..it's always big smiles, high cheekbones, little eyes with a twinkle in them. Only the beautiful, funny, witty, talented Rose Byrne stands out to me.
I was just answering someone's question bitch.
maybe, maybe , she is just like an old couch he comes back to? or a security blanket ??? like a mixture of a mother and a lover???
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O. Ok, then. Sorry, oceanlover - you too late to ask that question! Tryanothaone! :)
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Every single pic I've seen of HJ he is always smiling, does this man ever have a bad day?
Also, who isn’t gay in Hollywood? Who cares!
Angel, basically I think talking about toothy tile is SOOOO 2005.
Shit I just learned: Jackman met his wife when they both starred in an Australian prison drama, called Correlli. She is not an ugly woman.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwD1hMC7Ywc
I know HJ is gay but so what. If they want to keep it a secret then so be it. HJ spent all his time in the gay clubs as a teen and young man (although once this was exposed, he said it was true but he did it to pick up chicks since he and his "friend" he always went with were the only straight guys there. Thatparticular bullshit pisses me off because it's straight up lie-telling.)
His wife doesn't need to stay fit and attractive for him since they don't have sex since she doesn't have a dick.
They adopted all their kids, they've probably never had sex.
How anyone can think HJ is straight is beyond me. He's as Broaaaaadwaaaay as Matthew Broderick.
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Submitted by fishsticksfan on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 1:12pm.
When I saw this video, I pretty much get a straight dude vibe from Jakey G starting around the 1 minute mark. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ObaLGDunXY&feature=player_embedded
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O yeah - I amember this! But yeah - I don't think ianundercover is RIGHT but I do think that's Toothy Tile, no?
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hmmmmmm????
Submitted by justincase on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 1:18pm.
M.E.
... step away from ianundercover - Keane bites!
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That was the first place Google brought me!!
I don't read that blog!
@M.E : go away from ianundercover(he's a Brangelina's stalker,a maniac ,as credible as Kim K)
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They're embarrassing, both of them. For one, her name - I fucking hate how Australians have their own take on names. I don't know that I think Hugh Jackman is gay -or that I've given it much though - but who cares? He fits a lot of gay stereotypes so whether he is or isn't is pretty much beside the point. But it might help if HJ was married to someone that looked like someone he might actually fuck. she looks like his sister or his mum.
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When I saw this video, I pretty much get a straight dude vibe from Jakey G starting around the 1 minute mark. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ObaLGDunXY&feature=player_embedded
Fishy! I would like to speak with you in my office for a moment!
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Hugh always looks like he smells delicious!
Angel_i:
http://ianundercover.com/2009/02/09/iuc-exclusive-ex-girlfriend-who-date...
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 12:59pm.
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 12:55pm.
Toothy Tile = Jared Leto
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I thought it was Jake Gyllenhal!
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Matthew Mcconaughey?
I don't think Hugh is gay.
They have been together for 15 years, no she is not an ugly woman, but she may have looked different 15 years ago when they fell in love and maybe Hugh still sees that same woman.
I know my husband and I look different from when we first met and fell in love, BUT I still see him as the first day we did fall in love.
Ah fuck, I'm not supposed to be getting all mushy on here, someone stop me! I come here to be a snide cunt.
Personality always trumps looks in the long run. Even a supermodel, if she is an asshole, will eventually start looking like a hagshrew to the person being harassed by her. It's easy to find beauty in a person who has a lovely personality, when you love and trust her.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 12:59pm.
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 12:55pm.
Toothy Tile = Jared Leto
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I thought it was Jake Gyllenhal!
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It is.
She's frumpy & obviously doesn't give a shit. He looks sheepish or embarrassed in that pic.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
I dunno, I never really think Hugh is gay. I totally understand why everybody else might, but to me I've just never gotten that vibe from him. He reminds me of the few straight guys I knew in college and high school who did theater, they do exist, they're just flashy and attention whorey but still into chicks.
It's funny that men age better yet die sooner than women. Since women live longer you'd think it would be more common for them to marry younger guys, but more often than not the man is older if only slightly.
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 12:55pm.
Toothy Tile = Jared Leto
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I thought it was Jake Gyllenhal!
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Toothy Tile = Jared Leto
...just looked at the photo again...yeesh dlisters can be such biotches...
...she ain't ugly folks...she's got nice features and she's not bone thin...despite looking a few years older than him, she's a fairly attractive woman...
...however, being from Australia, she's probably had more than your average North American amount of sun exposure in her lifetime and this may have lent a certain 'handsomeness' to her overall look...
...I've seen other once-young-and-pretty Aussie gals who are now middle-aged with the same look...
...and yes I have absolutely no doubt that she's been bearding it up this whole time....
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 11/29/2011 - 12:45pm.
God, that list is so depressing.
They have been married for over 15 years, she was the bread winner in the beginning and now the roles are reversed; seems to me that Hugh is able to see his wife's worth & beauty is more than just what's on the outside.
Toothy Tile = Jake Gyllenhaal