Thursday, December 1st 2011

Hot Slut Of The Day!


It's been way too long since we've had a two-legged pig from China as a Hot Slut, so without further adieu, here's another two-legged pig from China who puts Babe and all those other basic pigs to shame. It's the Heather Mills of pigs (I know, that's redundant) but with more talent! Hopefully, his impressive Porque du Soleil hamstand will hypnotize the villagers into forgetting to turn him into delicious bacon. (And now I want bacon. I'm the problem.)

via Arbroath

Posted by: Michael K


cuntess's picture

In China, they probably eat the legs of of live pigs. Place is a complete shithole and they own us thanks to large corporations and our shit government. Get ready to drown your girlbabies and have separate train cars for women because the two largest countries in the world ain't big fans of women or women's rights. Add to that list children's rights, gay rights, animal rights, disabled rights, human rights, common sense, politeness, hygiene, etc etc etc

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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 8:02am.
I really detest it when people exploit animals. That's why I can't stand circuses. You wouldn't do this to a human.

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Happens all the time. It's called "Reality TV."

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becky n sydney's picture

We all know they stir fried it's hind quarters.

babybunny's picture

what a cute piggy...my neighbors had two large pigs my dog was in love with..and I bonded with them too, one day there was only one...I was so sad, and I stupidly asked were the other one went, and the guy said, well we had a barbecue....I was devastated...

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Proof heavy pollution and toxins in China are getting out of control.

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vegaschick's picture

I'm sorry but that is just cruel. Put that poor thing out of it's misery.

Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

We hope this precious little citizen has a long and happy life, and dies from old age.

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QueenyBean's picture

you may hate me for this EC but blowing weed smokes in my dogs' faces gets them out of mine...

I mean I get off work, walk them, feed them, and make sure they are okay, and the whole hands waving shooing them away riles them up to want to play , but one puff of smoke inspires them to do something else besides fuck with me.
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 8:25am.

Animals are not meant to get that big so fast, but when they are raised for the purpose of being food then they are injected with growth hormones. I've worked with animals that, luckily for them, never made it to the slaughter house and had the chance to live a full life and they are HUGE!

Will not watch video. *Leaves thread before I'm called crazy animal person*

Husbands_and_Wives's picture

Precious little guy. I'd like to give him a hug.

...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...

Chris Knight's picture

Euthanize both the poor animal and his retard owner. Problem solved. Such idiots bring shame to the human race.

ImpertinentVixen's picture

No No No No NO. This poor thing belongs in a roasting pan with an apple in its mouth and a delicious brown sugar/mustard glaze.

Pig Out!

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Submitted by guest on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 8:38am.

Eventuality they will probably eat it. *gags*
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Whamo's picture

WTF!!!

This little bugger better keep its ass in good shape or the only thing it's going to be making is a shallow ditch.

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Eventuality they will probably eat it. *gags*

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

is there any sound more satisfying to the ear than a pig's oink?

TWO two-legged chinese walking pigs? so, even their animals surpass ours in effort and result? no wonder china is gonna own us soon.

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Lol @ "basic pigs".

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

TexnDoc's picture

I have "The Two Fat Ladies" UK cooking series on DVD (love them more than any Food Network cook) and watch it over and over and they visited a pig farm and I was surprised that the average pig is butchered at 4 to 6 months. Those things grow fast and don't even get a first birthday. BTW that fellow there would be delicious with clams. Pork and shellfish - very Portuguese.

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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 8:22am.

Let us not forget the smokers who don't know or care that yes, dogs and cats can get cancer from nicotine, too. I used to know someone who was a chainsmoker. She and her husband both. Their poor dogs and cats STUNK like cigs and they weren't outdoor animals so there was NO escaping it except when the dogs got to go for a walk. Sick.

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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 8:14am.

Oh yeah, I forgot the old "Hey watch my dog down this beer!" people!

A friend of mine tried that blowing her pot smoke into my dog's face. First off, do not light up your joint in my house, especially without even asking if it is okay (sorry, but my days of being cool ended a long time ago) and second DO NOT GET NEAR MY DOGS WITH YOUR STUPID FUCKING POT SMOKE! WTF??? It isn't cute or funny, IMO, but hey, what do I know?!

Evil_Cupcake's picture

Another dbl.

contrario's picture

Another poor animal from that environment paradise called China.

Dog's picture

Eeevil, or worse then people give dogs alcohol. They don't consider that the dog's weight makes it the equivalent of anything from an infant to a toddler. now imagine giving a human child that crap. And then the animal is hungover and people find that funny. People suck.

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Evil_Cupcake's picture

I am not watching the video. I am glad the piggy can get around, but animals with disabilities make me sad!

ITA Doggie, I hate animal exploitation, especially those that do fucked up shit to their pets and put it on YouTube!

I also hate assholes who think it is a riot to get cats or dogs high, and say "We like it, so do they". FUCK. Yeah, I am sure it is great fun for a dog to be hot boxed and not know why it is feeling the way it does, stumbling around and light headed!

Dog's picture

I really detest it when people exploit animals. That's why I can't stand circuses. You wouldn't do this to a human.

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Now that is some sad shit. Poor piggie had a big old flat spot on the side from where it rests it`s butt. I m surprised they didn`t eat it right away. Probably more money in turning it into a sideshow freak.

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This video is all sorts of wrong. That poor piggy ran away from camoboots like it had been forcefully entered too many times. It surely doesn't help that it looks like it's always asking for it.

Dog's picture

Awww, poor sweetie. *sads*

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