But More Importantly, El DeBarge Got A Grammy Nomination!

How is Bon Iver "new"? Newly sold out? It actually makes me sad to see them on there. The Grammy's have been a joke as long as I can remember (and that's back to when Janet was bitch-slapping DeBarge with her Principle of Pleasure).

El DeBarge masturbated while sitting next to me on a plane once. True story. And he kept name-dropping the whole time. I knew who he was (I work in the music business) but I kept calling him "Al" after he introduced himself to me.
haha He is a nutbag.

Fuck off, Sum 41 and Foo Fighters are not hard rock. Dave Grohl trying to shout his way through a song does not make it hard rock. Grrr. That's really the only category I pay attention to and it goes to the dogs every year it seems. & Coldplay. Rock??????!!!! C'mon!!

I am not gonna lie. Moves like Jagger? I tried and I tried to hate it. But I don't. Fucking shit is catchy as hell.

And that LMFAO song makes me laugh my ass off. "I work out!" LOL, hysterical.

As far I am concerned, a world where people actually call Lady Gaga music is a world in which I don't have to hide my guilty pleasures anymore. Feel bad about it, I won't.

Florence + The Machine--I mean, I just can't.

Adele? Not sure why talent is all of a sudden shat upon, but the girl is IT. Sorry. And I am not mad she is getting attention. She is talented, she should.

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I cannot fucking stand Adele or any other of those "soulful" scalded-cat singers. What the fuck do they do to sound like that, gargle battery acid?

"Rolling in the Deep" is the most overplayed piece of shit ever.

She needs to be relocated to a distant planet. One too far away for us to hear her caterwauling from.

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I don't really care about anyone on this list but Adele. Someone Like You hits close to home for me...and it's just such a gorgeous song.

As for KP, Rihanna and Gaga...I have them to thank for ruining my love for pop music. Well, I still love it, but nothing good pop-wise has come out in ages. AGES.

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 11:18am.My goodness do I find Bon Iver overrated but I would fuck his homeless ass!!

You'd have to do all the work because you know that soppy cunt is the worst lay on the planet. Wahh my girlfriend dumped me! I better go to daddy's cabin in the woods and write a shit album about what a fucking pussy I am. I hate him and I hate Gen Y for listening to him and making the baby boomers feel young and hip.

What a bunch of shit on that list!!! Mumford and Sons SUCK, Foster the People ROCK! The rest pretty much suck too except C Brown and the greats like Red Hot Chili Peppers. Bring back Bon Jovi and Van Halen, I know, I'm living on a prayer.

I liked Adele at first then all her songs started to grate on my eardrums. I'm sorry, but she actually sounds fat and desperate - which she is. I guess she gets props for sounding genuine? But I decided I can't with that shit.

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Sweet_b, I agree. Kanye is an ass but I think he's really talented.

Now I hate myself.

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But more importantly, El DeBarge looks like a black Lukas Haas here. I am feeling all tingly.

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WOW! this is actually my uncle.. I don't ever think I've seen an El Debarge post here. Thanks, MK! <3

I <3 El Debarge and have been a fan since I was a kid. Elated that he cleaned himself up and put out new music. Just saddens me that he's already back on drugs.

Sincerely,
Alana Smithee

The ONLY explanation for these nominations:

the Illuminati is real.

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Taraji looks pretty but in the words of Cutty Ranks, she's high as a muthafucka. Refer to the first two thumbnails.

I love Adele - girl can sing!

"The Cave" by Mumford and Sons is one of my favorite songs from this past year.

I have no words to describe the crap that is "Moves Like Jagger"

@stephdav: I never heard of Florence + The Machine, so I looked them up. I think I have some new music to obsess over. Thanks.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 12:11pm.

shandi, if you think all Adele's songs sound the same, you have a hearing problem. They may have the same THEME, but the sound is very different.

And who cares if she doesn't move? She is a SINGER. She never claimed to be an "entertainer". Save that shit for the Britneys, Katy Perrys and Rhiannas out there, who have to get naked and shake their asses to entertain people.
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ This. I have to agree that a real singer doesn't need to prance around the stage with their labia clapping to be liked by people. That's true talent and why I love Adele.

I didn't know there was DNA in my ass!

It's a sad day for music when Katy "my voice goes through a computer" Perry can get a Grammy (don't tell me that Zooey Deschanel knockoff already has one?). Oh and that goes for Rhianna too.

I'll give Gaga a pass because I've heard her sing acoustic and know she only does those gay club anthems because she wishes she were a gay man.

That said Adele better win every one of those awards. Radiohead and Amy Whinehouse and Tony Bennett better get what Adele doesn't get. Amy didn't get enough Grammy's when she was alive so they need to fix that.

For those of you that love Adele you will LOVE Ledisi also...she has the most amazing voice on the planet

Please be kind to me after I write this but I love Kanye West *ducks my head* ...sorry but when you listen to his albums, I hate to say it b/c he is such a douchebag and an asshole but damn it the boy is talented. The shit he says is so true...nothing like seeing white kids singing shit like "LOLOLOLOLOL White America assisinate my character...". I know it's fun to hate on Kanye b/c goodness he comes across as an asshole and I know everyone is still reaming b/c he hurt poor wittle Taylor Swifts feelings but shit after that incident everyone felt so sorry for her bitch got everything. I've seen him in concert 3 times and everytime I've walked away thinking "Gotdamn that boy is good" LOL

@ Whamo
That's for the Adele link!
I *love* Adele - hope she wins an armful of awards and spits in Kanye's face on her way out the door. :)

While I'm not a HUGE fan of Adele's music, I can still respect the fact that homegirl has a set of pipes! I'd rather her truck be full of the trophies rather than Caca and Minaj-a-no-no.

Curious, can RiRi and Chris Brown be in the same room if they are both nominated?

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Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 1:22pm.

There should be separate categories for "Singers" and "Autotuned Beyond Recognition But Hey Look At My Rack".

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I would totally win the last one.
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OMG Foo Fighters nominated? Too bad they wont win. Only caca is listened to now adays anyways.

The Grammy's (like music itself) are completely unwatchable to anyone over 35....confirmed by the nominees for the top awards. I'll be watching a Happy Days rerun, thank you.

The Grammys have always been & will continue to be a useless award show to showcase a bottomless pit of corporate-studio made musical hacks.

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It's got to be so tiring when every goddamned day is Hallowfuckingween and you have to wear a new ridiculous costume 365 times a year.
Oh, and THEN they expect you to put out decent MUSIC on top of it all!
The nerve!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Wow, now he just needs to get Janet back lol.

I like Adele. There should be separate categories for "Singers" and "Autotuned Beyond Recognition But Hey Look At My Rack".

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Who the FUCK is voting !!!!
Florence and the Machine is the BEST NEW EVERYTHING !!!!....

Not ONE nom ?!?!?!?!?

Wha.tha.fuck.

#ROBBED !!!!!

I fucking love you Mr. K !!!

I think "Pumped Up Kicks" was the best song on the radio this year. Period.

As to Adele, beautiful voice, but, boy, am I frigging sick of "Rolling in the Deep".

Sarah Smile

The Foo Fighters' "Wasting Light" is an excellent album. Dave Grohl and his band are like fine wine that improves with age. (They also rock the fuck out!). Rock is NOT dead, but it IS endangered.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 9:21am.

She writes her own stuff as well which is a bonus and at a young age her music will mature past the "boy done me wrong" stuff.

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WELL SOME OF US KNOW WHAT SHE'S TALKING ABOUT, 'K?SOME OF US KNOW HEARTBREAK, YOU DIRTY ARYAN BIRDIE, YOU!
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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:23am.

Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:09am.
Wow -have no new rock bands emerged since the nineties?
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I couldn't agree more.

Rock is dead they say...LONG LIVE ROCK!
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shandi, I am just clearing up one thing. I am in no way saying if you don't like Adele's music, you have no taste. If you don't like it, that is your opinion. But her songs do NOT all sound the same.

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I like Moves like Jagger too.

Can't help it.

Although it's hardly a duet, doesn't Xtina sing two lines...and only once?

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Submitted by Athina on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 11:56am.

What the hell is the difference between record of the year and album of the year?
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You mean Record of the Year and Song of the Year? Record goes to the artist and Song goes to the entire village it took to make that artist sound halfway passable. LOL

Rappers have been making hits off El Debarge samples for years. Biggie AND Tupac. He deserves a Grammy just for that.

i'm 55 years old, and, as far as i know, the grammy awards has NEVER been relevant to what was really happening in music, but ... sum41 is metal/hard rock? really, grammy? really?

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but, then again, what do i know?

shandi, if you think all Adele's songs sound the same, you have a hearing problem. They may have the same THEME, but the sound is very different.

And who cares if she doesn't move? She is a SINGER. She never claimed to be an "entertainer". Save that shit for the Britneys, Katy Perrys and Rhiannas out there, who have to get naked and shake their asses to entertain people.

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Kings of Leon's new album is contemporary trash. The state of rock is so bad right now that they could release an album of farts and get a nomination.
When good bands sell out.

http://smellmybutt.tumblr.com/

What the hell is the difference between record of the year and album of the year?

oh man..this list reminds me how much I HATE awards shows!!!

Most of these are bullshit. Grenade is one of the dumbest songs ever written. Rhianna is a wannabe sexbot on autotune. I love Adele's voice, but her songs are monotonous, overplayed, and the lyrics border on whiny. Katy Perry is tone deaf, but through the power of protools she makes records.

Grammy bullshit galore.

Submitted by shandi on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 11:16am.

Sick to death of Adele. She just stands/sits still - doesn't move or perform. Her songs all the sound the same. Monotonous warbling. I'm not into boring warbling. But I guess a lot of people are.

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Submitted by guest on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 9:48am.
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I just CAN'T with that song. All the damn whistling.

*stabby*

My goodness do I find Bon Iver overrated but I would fuck his homeless ass!! My goodness gracious The Decemberists hurt my ears! Well I mean my goodness!!!

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suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

MONSOON-5 RULES Y'ALL!

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Sick to death of Adele. She just stands/sits still - doesn't move or perform. Her songs all the sound the same. Monotonous warbling. I'm not into boring warbling. But I guess a lot of people are.

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