Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

December 5, 2011 / Posted by:

Long before Karrine Steffans took on her “Superhead” moniker this male R&B singer earned a reputation in Hollyweird for wetting more than just whistles.

Said singer’s career was pretty hot in the’90′s but not nearly as blazing as his jaw work… Insiders say ol’ boy made the knees of many a baller shake, including an NBA star who suited up for the Lakers and at least one A-list Hollyweird actor.

Can you guess the O.G. “male Superhead”? (Bossip via Blind Gossip)

Johnny Gill, Eddie Murphy and Dennis Rodman? Whenever there’s a tale about the pass-around-patty of the down low set, you can always find Johnny Gill wiggling his dick-catching ass while winking at you.

This star of an NFL team was dining out with a male friend at a steakhouse the other night. After dinner, they were sitting there texting and talking on their cell phones when a young fan came over. He explained that he didn’t want an autograph or a photo, but that his 85-year-old grandmother was a lifelong fan of the team, and it would mean the world to her if the athlete would simply say hello to her as he was leaving the restaurant. The athlete looked up from his cell phone, glared at the fan for five or six seconds, looked over at the grandmother, and said “No! Now get the fuck away from my table!” The stunned fan retreated back to his table. A few minutes later, the athlete did manage to acknowledge the fan and his grandmother… by giving them the finger on his way out of the restaurant. (Blind Gossip)

That Ben Roethlisberger cunt? May he spend his entire afterlife getting slapped in the mouth with a switch. But this still could’ve been worse, he could’ve raped grandma while making his way out.

This B- list television actress has been in this space before for some not so model behavior. She is on a hit show for this almost network and wants everyone in the world to think she is the perfect mom and girlfriend to her B list actor boyfriend who is also on a hit television show. Our actress has gone through a series of relationships with men and at the end she always makes it seem like the boyfriends were the awful ones and she was perfect. The realities? She sets aside time for sex with her boyfriends. They get three times a week but she only schedules it for 30 minutes. If you are late then that is your fault. When 30 minutes is up, she is up too. She considers it a necessity rather than fun. Oh, and don’t forget that pre and post sex shower.

Food? She only eats four things. Seriously. Just four. Chicken, rice, Total and apples. Nothing else. No seasonings or spices. If you are with her when you eat, then she insists you eat the same thing too. One of the actresses on her show who is getting to be almost A list said that if given the opportunity she would slip a chocolate bar or pot into the homemaker’s food just so she could actually live a life for two minutes. Red carpet events? She tells her dates what to wear. Why do guys put up with it? Because she latches on to them and does not let go. They don’t have a choice. If you ask her out and she says yes, she will be texting and calling and doing drop ins before you can say boo. She does not let go and it is very tough to get her out of your life. (CDAN)

I do not see the problem here. Bitch puts out 90 minutes a week and is a cheap date. You just have to throw a microwaved chicken breast and a paper bowl of instant rice at her to keep her happy. This is the kind of information that would make her the MUST HAVE HO of any dating website.

The CW is the only “almost network” and Kelly Rutherford from Gossip Girl is the only semi-famous non-married actress with kids on that network. Kelly has also has a touch of the crazies so this fits.

This once A list, award-winning actor has dropped off the radar in the last few years. A source tells us he obsessively watches right-wing news and radio broadcasts like Glenn Beck, while stocking up on gold and weapons, preparing for ‘the end.’ His friends have tried to offer help, but he complains to our source that they are ‘nothing but Hollywood liberal socialists’ who have an agenda. His family and friends are worried as he’s becoming more extreme, and the source also claims he’s shelled out big bucks to install a bunker on his property. (BuzzFoto)

Jon Voight sounds about right.

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