It Really Is Hard Out There For A Pimp
Nine months after the second wife of baby wipes aficionado, Terrence Howard, filed for divorce on the grounds that her asshole was missing some Charmin, she was granted a restraining order against him. Michelle Howard claims that Terrence Ike Turnered her several times, threatened to murder her and had her bawling in a parking lot. Since the box between the in box and the out box at the L.A. Courthouse is marked "TMZ," they got a hold of the documents and listed all the messy shit that Michelle is accusing Terrence of doing to her:
smacking her in the face and chipping her tooth with his wedding ring
throwing her down to the ground in a parking lot
telling her, "I'll hit a woman quicker than I'd hit a man"
Saying, "If you tell anyone about my personal business, I will kill you and no one will ever know
Screaming, "Bitch, walk home. That's my car, I pay for it."
But Terrence shot back with his own papers claiming that Michelle is making it all up to get more money out of him. Terry would never hurt a fly. In fact he'd befriend that fly and clean its little fly asshole with a little fly baby wipe so that it could smell fresh around its little fly friends. Terry says that Michelle is hungry for his cash and has even threatened to sell a video of him singing naked in the shower if he doesn't open up his wallet to her.
You know, I am writing this while sitting on Michelle's side of the court room. I just can't with Terry for so many reasons. One being that when I went to visit my mom a few months ago, I walked into her bathroom to get a cuticle cutter and there it was sitting on top of the toilet. It was a terrifying box of BABY WIPES taunting me. My mom's bathroom doesn't have any free wall space, so I had to back up into the hallway and slowly wall slide while letting out a barely audible, "Noooooooooooo." Worlds collided and I've been cursing Terry Howard's name ever since.
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Terrance Howard makes my Gaydar buzz.
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
Submitted by Migraineuse on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 5:57am.
Good grief Migraine, there are SOME cases where women are vindictive, and that is a fact. Not every woman tells the truth all of the time and not all men are evil.
That's what a bitch gets for not being baby wipe fresh!
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Attention campers, lunch has been cancelled today, due to lack of hustle. Deal with it...
I still think he's hot until proven guilty!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
Submitted by Migraineuse on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 5:57am.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 10:24pm.
But bitches have been known to get vindictive during a break-up and all of a sudden, that little shove during a heated argument turns into a double fist beat down in the divorce papers
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Men are entitled to the benefit of the doubt at all times! Because women are vindictive liars who are just out to get them. Totally not because men own and control almost everything on this planet and want to keep it that way.
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Such a joy... CONSTANT victim.
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"Dog, Jack drinks exclusively at the Braille Bar." EastEndGirl, 11/01/2011
Submitted by Migraineuse on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 5:57am.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 10:24pm.
But bitches have been known to get vindictive during a break-up and all of a sudden, that little shove during a heated argument turns into a double fist beat down in the divorce papers
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Men are entitled to the benefit of the doubt at all times! Because women are vindictive liars who are just out to get them. Totally not because men own and control almost everything on this planet and want to keep it that way.
So introduce an unnaturally high burden of proof, and make the woman prove it! Let no one believe her until a few other bitches have been assaulted or killed first.
Logic like this sure helps keep those bitches in their place. Well, that and plenty of double-fist beatdowns. Just ask OJ Simpson, Robert Blake...hell, ask Robert Wagner.
why is it always one way or the other?
it is true and necessary that women needed the ability to report abuse and be believed, too many years passed that women had to tolerate physical and mental abuse because no one believed them it was happening, or worse, that these are the things men have to do to "control" their women.
it is also true that with the system we have in place now, certain women have sought to take advantage of those protections, and wield them as weapons, i.e. the push during a heated argument is an all out 10-round title bout in the divorce papers. some women really are shady like that.
answer of course is not to abolish the domestic violence controls we have in place, or to automatically believe or not believe the woman...it's all case by case basis.
seriously. what is wrong with this douche? ugh i hope she gets that restraining order and much much more
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RE: Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 8:18am.
"I'll hit a woman quicker than I'd hit a man"
FUCKING.
PIECE.
OF.
SHIT.
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Submitted by Bjork You on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 8:36am.
"I would hit jack..."
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perv
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"Dog, Jack drinks exclusively at the Braille Bar." EastEndGirl, 11/01/2011
Submitted by QueenyBean on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 8:30am.
Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 10:26pm.
He's got them wife-beating eyes!**************************************
I concur (sp?)!!!
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He does not have Bette Davis eyes.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 8:18am.
"I'll hit a woman quicker than I'd hit a man"
FUCKING.
PIECE.
OF.
SHIT.
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I would hit jack before I hit the beautiful, misunderstood sparkle of joy that is Courtney Stodden.
Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 10:26pm.
He's got them wife-beating eyes!**************************************
I concur (sp?)!!!
Cure for cramps: weed. Weed for everything, really.- Bjork You
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 9:39pm.
She really threatened to release a tape of him singing in the shower? I'm picturing the scene in Home Alone 2 where Kevin tapes his crazy Uncle Frank belting out a song in the shower on his Talkboy.
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Do you think he screamed the same thing when he caught her?
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Cure for cramps: weed. Weed for everything, really.- Bjork You
"I'll hit a woman quicker than I'd hit a man"
FUCKING.
PIECE.
OF.
SHIT.
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"Dog, Jack drinks exclusively at the Braille Bar." EastEndGirl, 11/01/2011
of course he did. it's in his voice. it's too high, like he's running low on testosterone or has a thyroid problem...low testosterone causes him to think he's woman-like and thus, it's ok to physically attack other women.
;-)
MK! Come to the dark side. Wipes are are good for the bhole and so on.
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 7:44am.
In fact he'd befriend that fly and clean its little fly asshole with a little fly baby wipe so that it could smell fresh around its little fly friends.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! First laugh of the day. Thanks, MK!
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In fact he'd befriend that fly and clean its little fly asshole with a little fly baby wipe so that it could smell fresh around its little fly friends.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! First laugh of the day. Thanks, MK!
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His face always makes me think it hasn't fully formed yet. SMH.
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Fucking_Classy, thank you for writing that. It's true that situations like this are complicated. I am sick of bullies because my ex is one. He used/uses his anger to control his surroundings and recently told me I stole our kids' childhood from him. LOL, this from the asshole who hasn't shown up for a parent/teacher conference or an annual hospital visit or filled out form after form for the Handicap Center and on and on. Up until recently, he knew when all of this appointments were and was asked if he wanted to attend. Yes, I'm sick of bullies. It's all our fault, never their's. Assholes.
I believe her. That phone call incident was pretty bad.
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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 6:01am.
What I can't believe is that she didn't know this before she married him. Not exactly blaming her, but it's no secret. I have limited sympathy for women who date men who are known to be violent (Pssst! His ex wasnt "psycho" amd youre not gonna change him)
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It's not that I don't agree with you, but shit is usually a lot more complicated than that. I know women who went through this, and lemme tell ya, those men KNOW whom to fuck with. They prey upon women who already have low self-esteem and pretty much convince them that they are shit, will never get anyone better than them and that they deserve to be treated badly. One of my friends, an otherwise smart, educated woman, ended up saying brainwashed crap like "Oh, but if only I hadn't ___(INSERT ANYTHING HERE)___ he wouldn't have hit me!"
Thing is, she came from a shitty family environment, her dad used to beat her mother and her mother would constantly tell her she was ugly. Those abusing men can track down that kind of woman like sharks can smell blood.
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"Most people are average, neither black nor white. They're gray. A dirty shade of gray." - Dmitri Shostakovich
terrence always struck me as a woman beater...asshole...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Of course I believe her. Everyone here knows he is a woman-hating, violent closet case.
What I can't believe is that she didn't know this before she married him. Not exactly blaming her, but it's no secret. I have limited sympathy for women who date men who are known to be violent (Pssst! His ex wasnt "psycho" amd youre not gonna change him) Nevertheless I hope she remains safe and I'm glad she didn't waste any more time with his creepy ass.
Team Michelle!
I was about to ask why some ho who can't sing is actually employed in making music on a supposedly professional level, but then I remembered this is Hollywood, where looking for talent is like looking for a Hilton without herpes.
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"This is so over the top the director must be a Sherpa." -- Who Datt
Submitted by Event Horizon on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 10:24pm.
But bitches have been known to get vindictive during a break-up and all of a sudden, that little shove during a heated argument turns into a double fist beat down in the divorce papers
_______________________________________
Men are entitled to the benefit of the doubt at all times! Because women are vindictive liars who are just out to get them. Totally not because men own and control almost everything on this planet and want to keep it that way.
So introduce an unnaturally high burden of proof, and make the woman prove it! Let no one believe her until a few other bitches have been assaulted or killed first.
Logic like this sure helps keep those bitches in their place. Well, that and plenty of double-fist beatdowns. Just ask OJ Simpson, Robert Blake...hell, ask Robert Wagner.
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"This is so over the top the director must be a Sherpa." -- Who Datt
Migraineuse, men are definitely NOT entitled to the benefit of doubt at all times. Men that are accused of sex crimes and/or domestic violence are often crucified in the media, and their communities, sometimes before charges are even pressed. Then, even if the charges are found to be baseless, it's like they have a scarlet letter on them - would you want to be around a man that was once accused of beating another woman? Even as a woman who once was in an abusive relationship, I can still understand why that burden of proof is high.
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"I know that I'm going to be a target, but I'm never going to be a victim". - Justin Bieber
It's hard out there for a pimp (who's on the dl)...
This guy has always been screaming HUGE silent rage since I first saw him. Not at all surprised that it becomes not so silent at home. He has always totally freaked me out.
If it walks, talks and even SINGS (thanks for the priceless link, Bjork) like one... it IS a grade A asshole.
Team Michelle.
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"Most people are average, neither black nor white. They're gray. A dirty shade of gray." - Dmitri Shostakovich
The bloated has been beat his first wife too. I believe she got a restraining order after he kicked her door in after threatening to kill her over the phone. Terrence's brother was the one who called the police in that incident.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
— Haruki Murakami
by the way, MK I adore you. I lol'd as I pictured vividly him cleaning the fly's ass with the tiny wipe. Thank you for the words hahahah
I think he'll be much much happier once he comes out of the closet
their story is so on/off
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Nicholeoleo:Do expand on some of the shit gems that came out of Terrance's mouth!! Would love to laugh even more!!
Also sluts I am in a show called lizzieluvsperry. It's a political satire. Would love your support! Check it out at lizzieluvsperry.com if you can! Thanks!
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Submitted by KA on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 1:12am.
oh shit bjork im choking on my water now
how did you know about that sanctuary song
that shits priceless
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I do Christian worship dancing to it every. single. day. Because I am close to God, Terrence, and baby wipes.
oh shit bjork im choking on my water now
how did you know about that sanctuary song
that shits priceless
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A baby's first words should not be: "DEATH DON'T TAKE ME NOW!!!" - MK
How can one rant and rave on such a specimen of manliness. He is strong like bull, he hits women! Big tough man!
I wanted to do a rave and rant on Terrence, whom I always suspected to have a violent streak in him, but I made the mistake of clicking on Bjork's link first. Now I can't take this subject seriously anymore. Way to go, Bjork! LOL
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*in a deep, manly voice*
"Like sands through the hourglass... so are the days of our lives."
Umm hello closet case. I never for once believed this man to be straight. Also it really bothers me none of these women can ever get back up with some sort of blunt object.
Why all the hate on the man who gave us this masterpiece, "Sanctuary"?:
"Living like Casanova was li-vin..."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sX81UXY0ciA&ob=av2e
When you look up "hip" in the dictionary, there is a photo of this video.
Sorry, but:
Screaming, "Bitch, walk home. That's my car, I pay for it."
Ha, ha. Maybe he meant to put it this way:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvarxGzIU3M
This guy attended a conference at my college a few years back and I got to meet him in person. This guy is as arrogant as they come...I mean the shit that was coming out of his mouth was unbelievable, to the point where he thinks he's God's gift to the world as if he can do no wrong. Dude has a well established history of beating on his women, so it wouldn't surprise me if most of it was true.
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"'Those who danced were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.' We hear the music and we still think you're insane, bitch. For the record." [Michael K on Megan Fox]
100% believe her
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I'd like to see this get light as a court case too:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/hayley-rose-horzepa/kim-kardashian-punch_b...
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They can't succeed in taking my inner peace
They can say all they wanna say about me
But I'm gonna carry on
I'm gonna keep on singing my song
History of domestic abuse + wildly unrealistic expectations of women = TEAM MICHELLE!
He's got them wife-beating eyes!
Submitted by agirl on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 8:27pm.
I believe the wife too - wasn't there some kind of scandal recently where he threatened someone on their voicemail?
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1. Drunk ass woman calls Terrance Howard's phone professing her love for him for 3 mins, thinking it would be funny.
2. Drunk ass woman used someone else phone to do this.
3. The number she called was actually to Howard's wife's phone (not his).
4. Wife tells him, Howard calls back to the number, and threatened to kill the caller.
All of this happened WELL AFTER she filed for divorce, so she was fine with him until very recently. I think he's an abusive prick, but the pay wasn't good enough for her to stick it out. No excuse, but no surprise either. See Mel Gibson's most recent ex-wife for further info.
@twas
I keed, I keed.
I don't know who to believe actually. But if he has a past of abusive behavior, then that puts a little more cred in her corner. But bitches have been known to get vindictive during a break-up and all of a sudden, that little shove during a heated argument turns into a double fist beat down in the divorce papers....you really never can be sure unless there's outside correlation (friend, relative, etc) to what they're saying.
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We live in a piss-shit world obsessed with piss-shit people who are only famous for being pissed/shit on.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 9:39pm.
She really threatened to release a tape of him singing in the shower? I'm picturing the scene in Home Alone 2 where Kevin tapes his crazy Uncle Frank belting out a song in the shower on his Talkboy.
ROFL!
Seconded!! Ahahaha I have to order Home Alone 2 on demand now....
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
She really threatened to release a tape of him singing in the shower? I'm picturing the scene in Home Alone 2 where Kevin tapes his crazy Uncle Frank belting out a song in the shower on his Talkboy.
ROFL!
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