Open Post: Hosted By Teddy Bear’s Encore

December 7, 2011 / Posted by:

We’ve already seen what Teddy Bear can do with a corn on the cob (Yes, I am fully well aware that sounds like the worst opening act of a Tijuana donkey show ever!), now let’s see what he can do with a pumpkin. SPOILER ALERT: Teddy Bear is so much more into pumpkin than corn. Bitch gets prickly (GONG me and feed me to Teddy Bear, I deserve it.) and curses the camera out in a thick Ewok accent. This is exactly what Snooki sounds like when you tap on her shoulder while she’s raw humping an ottoman at 3am.

Teddy Bear is a straight-up greedy ass bitch, but I still want to put on several layers of chainmail armor and hug him until it hurts.

via The Daily What

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