This Isn't Awkward At All
Mortal enemies LeAnn Rimes and Brandi Glanville resisted the urge to shank each other in the jaw with their clavicle bones yesterday afternoon when they both showed up to watch Brandi and Eddie Cibrian's son play in a soccer game. Sadly, the game's halftime show featuring LeAnn and Brandi in a BONY BITCH BRAWL (which I'm sure would look like two erect pencil dicks sword fighting in a dead pony's mouth) was canceled, because the two stayed away from each other. But the shriveled and dehydrated clitoris of a Falcor did get in a few shots when she sucked on Eddie's face and played with Brandi's boys right in front of everyone.
But Brandi still got off easy. It could've been much worse. If Brandi opened her mouth for any reason (examples: yawning at LeAnn's STUNT QUEEN moves, dry barfing over the fact that LeAnn looks like a paraplegic pony balancing on stilts made of chopsticks, etc...), LeAnn would've slithered down her throat, taken over her body and finally become the Brandi Glanville she's always wanted to be!
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I would LOVE to smack that smirk off of LA's face.
Whores are Whores and we all know who the whore is in this story. LeeeeeANNN grimes.
LA must love other women's sloppy seconds... Leann is the co-star/ugly BFF and Brandi will always be the lead of the movie - cuz she's their MOMMA. SUCKS!
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Hold up! Hell NO! Like Britney Spears I wear no drawers!
leann makes me nauseous. or maybe it's the antibiotics i'm on. anyways! this girl needs a friend. a female friend or a gay friend who can slap her and say "WAKE UP! YOU'RE A DISASTER! AND PATHETIC! WAKE UP!" what a mess.
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Low class whore. That is all
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
Complete lack of class.
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
We don't know this Leann but what ever popularity she once had is just gone down the Lindsay Lohan stream. This woman is just a fucking dirt bag. And that dick she's hanging off of needs a good scrub. What does a shrink tell Brandi how to cope with this wreckage right in her face?
I'm thinking Horse-face is a Narcissist with Borderline Personality Disorder, she loves to create dramatic hurtful situations so she can get attention.
Write what you want about Brandi. But she is stunning, funny, and has a sick body. She's handled this horrible situation suprisingly well.
Can Leann act like a bigger asshole at her husband's child's soccer game? She is ugly and seems to lack any personality. She also looks like her legs are going to snap in two.
Leann and Eddie are sickening.
That is all.
I hate people like Neigh-Ann Rimes. Purposely going to a child's soccer game to be all like 'i stole your man and destroyed your marriage. Nanner nanner boo boo" is really pathetic. Neigh-ann needs that jaw knocked back into place.
"Long you live and high you fly
And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry
And all you touch and all you see
Is all your life will ever be" -▲=
They look the fucking same. Although, the ex is just a tiny bit fuller in the cheeks, so she's in the lead for looking more like a normal person and less like an old lady/skeleton.
In all seriousness, this damn scene is all kinds of passive-aggressive fuckery LMAO shit. Can't wait for the snide tweets tonight/tomorrow morning about "supporting the kids in the vicinity of the ex/new ho." They both need a cold-cock to the head. KEEP YOUR SLUT GAME OUT OF THE KIDS' WORLD. Fking attention whores. And don't anyone tell me they needed to sit next to one another to do anything other than compete for photog ops/kid attention. Bunch of bullfuckery.
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"...To feel your pain, you feel mine
Go inside each others' minds
Just to see what we'd find
Look at shit through each others' eyes..."
-Eminem, "Beautiful" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgT1AidzRWM&ob=av2e
LeAnn isn't well favoured in such a direct comparison.
Leanne is such a bitch! She is trying so hard to look like Brandi it's embarrassing. The PDA is so immature and rude. I would never behave that way in front of my spouse's ex, much less at a child's event puleeze! Ugh that Leanne irks me as if I know her. Guess I know her type. Pitiful. And it seems to be the majority opinion on dlisted anyway, which is the real "truth"! We know it!
Submitted by Slipknot on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 1:12pm.
I have been to many kids' sporting events for my 3 kids over the years, and I've NEVER seen adults canoodling like that.
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Right? I've been to a lot of soccer games and seen a lot of stuff. We even had a woman go into labor during a game this season. But I've never seen canoodling at one. That's just strange and totally forced. I think Brandi's smiling because she can see through all that desperate crap.
I know Leann is ugly and all, but she has money. Why is she so desperate for someone like Eddie? Makes zero sense. Maybe she's schizo or something?
Are they having a contest to see whose dye job grows out the ugliest? Sheesh, I've lost track of who is imitating who.
Brandi he's SO not worth it, let insecure skank Leann have his cheating ass and get yourself a real man. Living well is the best revenge.
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
Damn, look at LeAnn's body language. It is clear that she HATES Brandi. Brandi, on the other hand, actually looks somewhat relaxed. Which makes no sense. Uh, LeAnn, dear, YOU fucked HER husband and her left her for YOU! What the fuck do you have to be angry about?
And I think it's very inappropriate for them to be so love-dovey with Brandi right there. Must be very confusing for the kids. But I'm sure the kids are the last thing on these famewhore's minds.
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You dumb bitch, I am home.-MK
I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with the donkey.
Ugh @ the look on Leann's face in the thumbnail with the little boy sitting on Brandi's lap. They're HER kids, bitch.
Leann reminds me of the crazy nanny from The Hand That Rocks the Cradle except Rebecca DeMornay is gorgeous and LR is an emaciated horseface.
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I'm Team I Hope the Kids Turn Out Alright. Eddie will cheat on Leann sooner or later (if it's not happening already) and Brandi can Tweet her righteous indignation and Leann can release a shitty country song about it.
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Funny thing, many years ago, I went to pick up my son who was at his godmother's house (my ex's sister) and he and his new wife was there with one of his kids. We were all hanging out and it wasn't awkward at all..so I thought.
New wife NEVER went back again. It's been Years since they went to the SIL's house. She was upset that I continue to be part of the family. Well! Sorry but I came first.
Mind you, I had my daughter there from my second relationship after my divorce. So why was this woman so insure?
Bitches with issues I guess.
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Submitted by guest on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 11:27am.
def team brandi.
*waves to snowball*
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*grabs guest's hand, plops down on team Brandi's bench*
We need some vodka to go with the juice boxes or something if we have to look at Falcor.
I think all of these people are foolios, however.....the only person in common to both women is Eddie. It is his responsibility to stop this shitshow. Once again, the women are ripped to shreds and the dude steps the fuck aside.
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Bitch totally stalked his ass til she got him. It must be exhausting to have to constantly convince this insecure bones of a bitch that you want her ass. Eddie is a sorry excuse for a man and a husband!
Attentionwhore & smurf...
You're doing it right
*cheers*
love that avie artsy:)
Le ann is a piece of shit.
I am the stepmother, I have a beautifull 11 YO stepdaughter who loves me to pieces and calls me MOM by choice,the mother is a cheating slut whore who was caught by my husband in bed with his ex best friend and I would NEVER do that to that cunt, as much as she is making my life hell I do have some respect to the fact that she gave birth to my stepdaughter, even tho she already has 2 other kids by 2 diferent baby daddies.
Tacky cunt is not enough of a word for this malnourished horse.
PS HI Hookers!
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Hey attention.whore, you sound like a stepmom with some good common sense and respect. I tip my hat to you.
See, now for the next 4 years (or however long they'll be married) Eddie's gonna have to keep groping SkinNBones II 'cos of how they begun, she knows he can cheat and it's a matter of how long it takes before he gets bored.. that's no way to live... the appropriate thing would be to stay home but that trust will never be. I donno how Brandi's doin it.
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This bitch looks so scary to me, she would be perfect in any role which requires a witch.
She needs to take that "The closer the bone to the meat, the sweeter the treat" mantra off her fridge stat!
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"One does not simply walk into the Open Post. There is fuckery there that never sleeps..."-Sans Fards
Sooooo I'm gonna comment as the "other woman" who has no kids of her own but also refuses to be "step-mom" because they already HAVE a mother and I'm their friend and love them very much but I will never replace their mother nor duplicate their mother's love. I met my man long AFTER he and his ex separated (and she took him through an ugly 2 year divorce driven by money even though he had and still has custody of the kids and she only sees them every other weekend but does not pay him child support nor does he want it). So he never cheated like this Eddie douchebag and Leann creature. THAT being said, I spend more time with the kids than she does and I'm very involved with their lives but also make sure I walk a line where I'm not intruding or making anyone uncomfortable. I drive them to/pick them up from sports practices and events, do their laundry, encourage their activities and help where I can, so Yes, I would like to be at their games too, cheering them on... just nowhere near the mother where I would make her feel uncomfortable. We sit on OPPOSITE sides of the field/gym/whatever at sporting events and NEVER any PDA with my man at any public events unlike these disgusting, attention-seeking idiots.
Being the woman in a relationship with a man with kids whose mother despises you is not easy but I don't complain and I would NEVER act like Leann - and I also never say anything bad about the mother to the kids like she does about me (the kids actually defend me to her because I'm nice to them). I don't know how it feels for a mother in this instance but I know how it feels for the "other" woman and EVERYTHING is determined by her actions, which in Leann's case, she has absolutely no class.
Falcor's head looks more skull-like than ever. Which makes me wonder - have any of you hoes ever humped the shit out of someone who was bony as hell? I'm getting a Yes answer. It's f-ing painful! So ... gat damn, Ed - how you put up wi dat?
Hey Falcor...You look sooo fat next to Brandi, move over heifer! Hahahaha!
Also, my theory is that Falcor is in love with, and stalking, Brandi. And the closest she can get to being/posessing her is Eddie and the kids, and her body type (with plastic surgery), her clothing style, her daily activities, etc.
Aw, HAIII...so THAT's where you're supposed to wear those hideous orange jeans? Huh.
That's no joke Pretty, kind of sad.
I really think Leann (aside from being highly insecure with Eddie) is super paranoid she will end up looking like her mother (google Belinda Rimes. Dead ringer for L, just fat)
I think we all know how the story ends if she gains an ounce or 2.
Well actually I think we all know how it's going to end, anyway.
Shame such a beautiful voice is going to waste. Doesn't she know singing burns calories? (ok maybe it doesn't but I bet she would believe it)
BONY BITCH BRAWL (which I'm sure would look like two erect pencil dicks sword fighting in a dead pony's mouth)
LOL. So many protruding bones on these two, they'd only have to brush against each other lightly and there would be blood everywhere. Now those are the pics I want to see!
Submitted by Jintess on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 1:01pm.
Hahaha! She always wears Brandi's recycled outfits..it's soo embarassing. I'm waiting for the day LeAint tries to get leg implants
I have been to many kids' sporting events for my 3 kids over the years, and I've NEVER seen adults canoodling like that.
Team Brandi
pretty sure bitch just HAD to be there because you never know when an innocent soccer game will turn into the rekindling of the flame, and next thing you know, Falcor's kicked to the curb and Blandi is back assuming her rightful position.
Of course Blandi would go back to Deaddie...just to piss Falcor off.
hey Falcor, make sure you take him with you every time you go to the bathroom too. one of these days you might take an extra long dump, and come out of the bathroom to find dude and his ex wife getting it in on your bed. it happens...
Submitted by Richiegay on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 11:49am.
Please remind me why anywhore cares about these people, ok, eddie has cute dimples but he is not working the sexy like he did 10 years ago(aren't we all)
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PREACH
He sure was hooooooooooooooooot on 3rd Watch, though. Back then, I could see it.
Now? Not so much.
Eddie certainly has a type doesn't he? They practically look like twins.
@Kayray
I was thinking the same thing! They could pass for sisters.
HAHAHA the look on Leann's face says it all. I love how far apart they are sitting. This is awesome.
I'm sorry but all I can imagine is those sunglasses Leann is wearing have some sort of scanning/memory device that instantly stores what Brandi is wearing (brand/color/size) and alerts her to the nearest store gps style.
The outward PDA is uncalled for and screams desperate. No matter what happened between Brandi and Eddie, no need to rub her face in it.
Not getting why stepfalcor has to be there at all. Let the kid have his soccer game with his parents. Stay home and do something different with him later.
I know lots of step-parents are involved but this just screams LOOKATME!!!!!!!! and is all about Leann than the actual child.
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Big like LeAnn Rimes because I'm all about value.
Every time I see her I think about that song and lol. She is such a shadow of her former self..in more ways than one.
leanne is sooooooo gross.
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Don't stand on my tits, bitch!
Poor Leanne. So desperate. Everytime she sees Brandi in person it is a reminder that despite her best effort, she hasn't come close to looking as good as Eddie's baby mamma.
And the fact that Brandi has become RHOBH's fan favorite must really burn Leanne's biscuits.
HAHAHAHAHAH!
Until I saw her on the HW show, I thought she was just some Heidi Montag type. But Brandi really does have a pretty face and a fab tall leggy body. Even her fake boobs are not huge at all.
She's not all bones like the squinty one.
Yay for Brandi sitting on the grass, though.
The main pic is pure comedy.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
So which team won the soccer game?
Submitted by lalamaria on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 12:01pm.
They are bimbos and he's gross. The end.
I'm embarrassed for everyone except those three because they thrive on this, but I'd hate to have to attend that game and have to deal with this low-rent/no imagination version of Dynasty or whatever they think they are.
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