Monday, December 12th 2011
Open Post: Hosted By The Friendliest Bear In The World
And you thought that title was held by Robin Williams. This bear is so damn polite, friendly and Yogi-Bear-come-to-life-like that you just want to hug him. Wait, so that's how he fools his food! Oh well, I bet this courteous bear says grace before he chews your face off. That makes a difference.
via TDW
I love bears (the animal ones too). It makes me sad to see this. As beautiful as they are, bears are not domesticated animals. We need to respect their space and leave them alone. The more interaction with people, the worse it is for them. That said, Go Bears!!! Go Cubs!!!
Agreed and agreed. They better keep that hot policeman coming, or else. But do you think Violet is actually dead or sicko Tate is just playing tricks on her to make her think so?
Also, this bear is awesome. If only all bears could aspire to be like this bear...
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RE: Submitted by Darknight on Tue, 12/13/2011 - 8:49am.
I feel like the show kinda jumped the shark when they killed off violet. There is no going back, now we know that both vivianne and ben are gonna die. Nonetheless, that hot policeman and ben keep me watching.
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Sorry I missed the AHS talk, had to go to dinner with hubby since his birthday was yesterday. The show is getting really complicated with all the new dead people. I don't trust Tate worth a shit since he got Violet's mom preggo. What kinda bf does that? Even with his sensitivity towards Violet he is still an asshole. I think there is a reason he didn't bury Violet out back. Could it be so she could not leave the house?
I feel like the show kinda jumped the shark when they killed off violet. There is no going back, now we know that both vivianne and ben are gonna die. Nonetheless, that hot policeman and ben keep me watching.
It's never too late to be who you might have been.
~George Eliot~
Oh my god. Love love love this. I want to go give that bear a big, well, bear hug. Animals are awesome.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Tue, 12/13/2011 - 12:22am.
The lady waving to that bear should read up on a little incident that happened in the Rotterdam Zoo a couple of years back. A gorilla named 'Bokito' broke free and went after a woman who had been visiting him daily, making kiss faces in front of the window of his cage. She thought they were best mates while in actual fact he hated her guts. He sought her out in the crowd, dragged her to the Zoo restaurant and held her captive there. She was severely injured, but survived. Biologists say he meant only to punish her, not to kill. Goes to show that there is no fooling around with wild animals.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8KHTY8D5ZI
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I just saw another video where she's making kissy faces at it and..I'm no primate expert ,but Bokito looked pissed. She's lucky he was behind that glass, coz he looked like he was ready to whup a trick!
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 6:49pm.
Women make me sick. There I said it.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 6:53pm.
Have you tried them cooked?
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Tue, 12/13/2011 - 12:22am.
The lady waving to that bear should read up on a little incident that happened in the Rotterdam Zoo a couple of years back. A gorilla named 'Bokito' broke free and went after a woman who had been visiting him daily, making kiss faces in front of the window of his cage. She thought they were best mates while in actual fact he hated her guts. He sought her out in the crowd, dragged her to the Zoo restaurant and held her captive there. She was severely injured, but survived. Biologists say he meant only to punish her, not to kill. Goes to show that there is no fooling around with wild animals.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8KHTY8D5ZI
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*shits self*
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Night Owl!
lol.. that shit was funny, but really, who the fuck waves at a bear.. lol so funny though. i totally hope the bear charged their car and ate them after he waved.
It's raining right now. : )
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Night Owl!
I just watched the clip of "Robyn" from SNL. First of all, she is sporting a Mo Howard do', and second of all, she has camel toe. Third of all, she stole those boots from Herman Munster.
That is all
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
The lady waving to that bear should read up on a little incident that happened in the Rotterdam Zoo a couple of years back. A gorilla named 'Bokito' broke free and went after a woman who had been visiting him daily, making kiss faces in front of the window of his cage. She thought they were best mates while in actual fact he hated her guts. He sought her out in the crowd, dragged her to the Zoo restaurant and held her captive there. She was severely injured, but survived. Biologists say he meant only to punish her, not to kill. Goes to show that there is no fooling around with wild animals.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8KHTY8D5ZI
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 9:35pm.
Tardy to the party and all, but I had to chime in about AHS.
1. I still don't get why the ghosts want a baby so badly.
2. Why are we only seeing some of the ghosts (like Larry's daughters and wife) now?
3. What did the exterminator see? Violet's body?
ETA: Did anyone else think Billie Dean the medium was played by Monica Potter? It's not her, but I think they look alike!
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1. Tate wanted a baby for the crazy doctor's wife whose husband put their baby back together. I believe Tate had originally planned to take the gay couple's baby, and I think he told her when Ben, Viv & Violet moved in they had a better chance of getting a baby now than with the gay dudes. Later, I think Ben's girlfriend talked about a baby to that same ghost to convince her to do something to freak Vivian out?
2. I think many of them don't know they're dead. Possibly, they are trapped in the rooms where they were killed until someone clues them in.
3. I don't know, I'm Hulu-ing it, so I'm a week behind all the fancypants that have cable.
That medium is MURRRR-Lyyyn from American Gothic. The first time I saw Monica Potter in a movie, I thought, "Is that Merlynn?"
La Chaylo, your hat conveys the spirit of the holidays.
Submitted by IrishFury on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 7:45pm.
Women who lie about their ages are stupid. Everyone knows Courtney is at least nineteen and a half.
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Nineteen and three quarters.
And her breasts are real because real doctors felt her up and squeezed them, nodding their heads sagely, saying, ah yes, this woman who looks like a hard 35 but is really 17 has the most realest fakest tits ever. And I wish that I was making up that part about the doctors feeling her up, I mean, examining her, but I'm not.
Tardy to the party and all, but I had to chime in about AHS.
1. I still don't get why the ghosts want a baby so badly.
2. Why are we only seeing some of the ghosts (like Larry's daughters and wife) now?
3. What did the exterminator see? Violet's body?
ETA: Did anyone else think Billie Dean the medium was played by Monica Potter? It's not her, but I think they look alike!
*gives Bjorkie her Xmas present early*
It's a brand new arm bracelet (curtain holder) shaped as a long peen!
Submitted by Meatblocks on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 8:30pm.
You've never seen Strangers With Candy? You're in for a treat (and a plethora of memorable quotes).
You'll know what she's talking about when Bjork tells you that she's moist as a snack cake down there.
i just found a site that has all the episodes of strangers with candy and i just started watching. just so you know, bjork, i'm attributing everything jerri blanks does with you.
sorry you got beat up in a bathroom stall.
(that pacifist episode was a fucking riot)(awesome surprise ending)
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZK83MoyY-HI&feature=related
irish fury, you need to march your ass over to photobucket and get yourself a more festive holiday hat. that goodwill cap is causing me to look for your tin cup that surely needs filling.
do you take paypal?
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZK83MoyY-HI&feature=related
XXD, I'm watching the comedy special for Patrice Oneil on Netflix and it's beyond funny.....especially the part where he talks about sexual protection being up to the woman and how ALL men try to sneak it in raw just to see if you'll let them and think you're a dirty whore if you do....so, so true...
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"One does not simply walk into the Open Post. There is fuckery there that never sleeps..."-Sans Fards
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 7:43pm.
Submitted by Bjork You on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 7:40pm.
Submitted by IrishFury on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 7:08pm.
I am 42 this mouth, so sit down, children!!
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I'm 17, like Courtney Stodden.
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How much is 17 in extraterrestrial lizard years...53?
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I'm storming off, I can't take the hate, I don't understand it, it pains me, damn, it hurts not to be loved, not to be believed. Damn, damn, damn! I'm on the edge of 17, like that Stevie Nicks' song.
I would take it as a compliment if someone complemented my mans package....but that's just me I guess...
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"One does not simply walk into the Open Post. There is fuckery there that never sleeps..."-Sans Fards
Women who lie about their ages are stupid. Everyone knows Courtney is at least nineteen and a half.
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Dark-sided!
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 7:07pm.
Submitted by Bjork You on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 7:01pm.
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"Kratom combines almost all the effects that people over the age of 40 will desire from a herbal tonic: it does away with tired muscles, recurring headaches, stiff necks, heavy bones and too much brooding over the final sense and meaning in life."
http://kratom.org/
Maybe you can pass some around.
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Ah got it.
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You are not yet of age!
Submitted by Bjork You on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 7:40pm.
Submitted by IrishFury on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 7:08pm.
I am 42 this mouth, so sit down, children!!
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I'm 17, like Courtney Stodden.
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How much is 17 in extraterrestrial lizard years...53?
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
Sandbitch, you don't have to "confess" your age, no-one has asked you!
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 7:36pm.
Yep, as old as Madonna.
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Madonna is 38.
Submitted by IrishFury on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 7:08pm.
I am 42 this mouth, so sit down, children!!
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I'm 17, like Courtney Stodden.
Yep, as old as Madonna.
Oh my God, Event Horizon
I thought the exact same thing about her husband but I didn't want to mention it as that would be rude.
Thank you for being rude!
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A little nicety today, the guy at the place where I went to go eat dinner only referred to me as beautiful.....Beautiful do you want more drink? Beautiful I'll give you the lunch discount even though it's dinner time, Beautiful this Beautiful that....made me smile! XD
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"One does not simply walk into the Open Post. There is fuckery there that never sleeps..."-Sans Fards
@catfight357
The only thing I could focus on in the pic you posted was your hubbys package pressing against those slacks.....he looks well endowed...
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"One does not simply walk into the Open Post. There is fuckery there that never sleeps..."-Sans Fards
It's my barfday this month too but I'm not telling shit.
Signed: Jesus' mother.
I am 42 this mouth, so sit down, children!!
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Dark-sided!
Submitted by Bjork You on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 7:01pm.
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"Kratom combines almost all the effects that people over the age of 40 will desire from a herbal tonic: it does away with tired muscles, recurring headaches, stiff necks, heavy bones and too much brooding over the final sense and meaning in life."
http://kratom.org/
Maybe you can pass some around.
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Ah got it.
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Night Owl!
I feel 40, does that count?
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Submitted by Bjork You on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 7:01pm.
Speak for yourself! I'm not yet 40.
Submitted by mike on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 6:34pm.
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 6:30pm.
Mike, what did you get from Amazon?
kratom
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"Kratom combines almost all the effects that people over the age of 40 will desire from a herbal tonic: it does away with tired muscles, recurring headaches, stiff necks, heavy bones and too much brooding over the final sense and meaning in life."
http://kratom.org/
Maybe you can pass some around.
Sans, the manager was standing right there when we were yelling back and forth. She didn`t say SHIT. And to call the next higher up, I don`t really wanna do that. I mean i know the job pays JACK SHIT. That`s why i quit doing it on the weekends. It`s just not worth it. And she is a cool lady otherwise. But damn, I didn`t cheat when i had to do my own payroll , and i damn sure not going to do it for anyone else.
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 6:30pm.
Mike, what did you get from Amazon?
kratom
Mike, what did you get from Amazon?
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Night Owl!
UBF - can you report her cheating ass to the higher-ups?
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3lKbMBab18
Damn, mike , it ain`t a party unless undies came off. Do more next time.
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 5:27pm.
Hey, mike, how did the sampling go?
It was interesting (in a good way). It affects everyone a little differently, but generally it's said that a small amount produces a stimulant effect, and a large amount produces a sedative effect. Although I'm more fond of sedatives than I am stimulants, I opted for the small amount for my first experience.
Shortly after taking it, I did feel very alert, but didn't feel jittery as one would with a lot of caffeine. In fact, I felt quite calm and at ease. As the alertness dissipated, the feeling of calmness remained.
As I said, though, this was my first trial.
Submitted by mike on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 5:13pm.
Well folks, I finally sampled my purchase from Amazon!
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Brad and Angelina will be jealous!
So, what happened? Did the walls move? Did you run naked through the streets? Chew all the cushions in the lounge room? Dry hump trees? Are the clivias safe?
Submitted by Few Words on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 5:20pm.
Submitted by Bjork You on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 4:49pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 4:30pm.
Note to self: stay away from the Aussie chicks....
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I just watched Zoe Belle, this kick ass Aussie, in some assassin flick the other night. She was the one on top of the car in Tarantino's "Deathproof.)
I LUV ZOE BELL - ANGEL OF DEATH. she can kick my damn ass anytime.anywhere.
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Yes! Bitch knows how to spar.
Gotta bitch for a second. Did my usual Monday Paperwork at work today which includes Delivery Logs for our Drivers. There are set amounts for certain deliveries. They fill out their sheet and all i pretty much have to do is put it in the system. BUT for the past 3 months i have been catching one of the drivers cheating. aka putting more in the amount than she is supposed to. So far i corrected it and send it off with the right numbers and changed it on her paperwork. Today she had the nerves to curse me out cause i didn`t send out her phony numbers. I went the FUCK OFF. Like i m going to lose my job, cause you want to bend the fucking rules. As long as i am doing the paperwork and my name is under that shit, i m doing it right. If you wanna cheat, send the shit off yourself. WTF is wrong with people? Then she has the nerves to tell me she is not getting paid to do the paperwork. Well bitch , i m not getting paid to cheat for you. The world is going to fucking hell, i swear.
*bitchrant over*
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Submitted by IrishFury on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 5:28pm.
Thanks to all about the family pic. Pity you can't see anyone but me as the small Furys are a bit on the cute side (biased!) but this is the Internets and all...
---you do know that suckandfuck jizzes in his pants at the mere sight of a fuzzed out face, don't you? You're just lucky they don't have basements in them gypsy caravans.
*this has been a community announcement*
Thanks to all about the family pic. Pity you can't see anyone but me as the small Furys are a bit on the cute side (biased!) but this is the Internets and all...
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Submitted by babybunny on Mon, 12/12/2011 - 5:23pm.
that must be a Yellowstone bear, I swear when I wsa there I have never seen such docile moose, bison, bears, even coyotes
ITS CAUSE THEYRE STONED & ordering from amazon
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