Thursday, December 15th 2011

Open Post: Hosted By Suri And Her Two Slaves

With her ladies-in-waiting at her side, Suri Cruise stomped through the streets of Manhattan this morning wearing a fur coat and a pair of gold heels that you might think she stole from a middle-aged hooker in the Bronx. But how dare you think that. Suri never touches an average mortal until their Thetans have been choked out with barley-scented steam. Suri's coat is made from Auntie John Travolta's old wigs and her exquisite heels are made from the gold coins the Scientologists throw at her feet when she walks up the church aisle to her throne. It really takes a lot of money and effort to dress like Strawberry Shortcake as a mafia wife.

And I know that Tommy and Stepford Katie are simply Suri's handmaidens, but couldn't they at least try to catch up to her glamour? Those two homely hags look like they should be sorting fish on a boat and I know that's not the look Tommy is going for. Burn both of those ensembles, Suri!

Posted by: Michael K


MrsWestlake's picture

why do they always make that child wear heals? her feet are fuct and shes not even a teen yet

Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

Tonight we will enjoy the large un-cut sizemeat and humungous low-hangers of our handsome Latino husband!

soapopera4cam's picture

everyday i see the jail that Katie Holmes is in...oh well she has money and Posh as a mentor I wouldn't be so miserable, I'd act like Eva Longhoria!

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Dog's picture

I just looked at the bridge Farty posted. I also enlarged it. I already had an insane fear of heights but that picture just paralyzed me. Dear God.

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I adore you meathblocks, but if we are going to demonize MPC for what he said, the same should apply for anyone else who makes light of child rape.

One was trying to (Very gross) justify looking at pictures. The other was saying they would rape children in a basement. (Very gross)
Neither post was funny.

Both were dismissive about a very real issue.
I understand that on a message board people go overboard to appear 'edgy' and 'cool' but this is not a subject that should be used as a catalyst for such. I'm pretty sure I'm not alone in that line of thinking.
I say this as a member of the 'not an alt' club.

Response to Mickey:
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Fri, 12/16/2011 - 12:55am.

Team all those who say that joking about peadophelia is always a no-no. We have a case over here in The Netherlands with a daycare worker who abused over 80 children, ranging from three month old babies (!) to toddlers

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Lion's den. Seriously. Full of lions who haven't eaten in a week. Put that shit on tv ala Running Man.

kndall44's picture

Manimal5, bringing back memories. Her '03 song, Hollywood, is quintessential LA & always reminds me of my tenure working/living there. But the mystique really beats reality, of course.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p50DL9hdZ6U

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Ok but clearly this is my favorite... yes she could play drums and guitar. She's going to have to rock out for the football game.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQUC67K2LMM&feature=related

And I thought I knew a lot of Madonna songs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOJhgHIhGeE&feature=related

Suri is really the boss in the Cruise home...LOL!

Madonna at the Super Bowl...oh wait maybe she could use some Gaga.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hVNRjcHVKM

MickeyHolland's picture

Team all those who say that joking about peadophelia is always a no-no. We have a case over here in The Netherlands with a daycare worker who abused over 80 children, ranging from three month old babies (!) to toddlers. What, pray tell, is funny about that? As for suckandfuck, who apparently has already lost sight of normalcy, may I suggest he finds help ASAP. I'm thinking along the line of chemical castration. If the medical bill poses any problems, I'll be more than happy to chip in.

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What the others are here for, I don't know."
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WinterOwl22's picture

Bookkeeper, I meant to maybe wait to discuss it tomorrow with the people he interacts earlier in the OP.

Night.

The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Night Owl!

Sorry to get you down. I'm just fired up about this.

Winter, suckandfuck made a sick remark about Suri in this very post. I believe M.E. responded with disgust and exasperation. It's in the first couple of pages.

This is an ongoing thing with suckandfuck. He talks about this stuff a lot.

WinterOwl22's picture

Bookkeeper, I haven't gone into the Sandusky thread (typing the name alone makes me sick to my stomach) but is that where Sucky was making jokes or was it here? (I haven't read anything in the OP because the D has been running very slow today for me) so I have no idea if he went off telling jokes here in the op or not.

I'm only asking because if he did tell jokes earlier or in another thread maybe you can bring up the subject to people in the day that he interacts with or just go to the other thread where people will probably be more willing to discuss the subject.

I don't want to be rude it's just that it has not only cleared the OP (as Bjork stated) but it's really starting to seriously get me down. This is a subject that hits close to home and i cant deal with this today.

Later/goodnight everyone.

The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Night Owl!

angel_i's picture

He can't help it. He's retarded.

♥ Threadkilla!
"god bless, buy my single!"~Courtney Stodden

I AM outraged at Mrs. PC now that I have heard what was said.

I'm not hiding, I'm right here.

You keep saying over and over like a broken record that "sucky" is just kidding, but why do you condone this person making dozens and dozens of supposed "jokes" about raping children and babies, some of them extremely vivid and descriptive?

WHY DO YOU DEFEND THAT? WHY?

No one normal "jokes" about molestation and rape over and over again, no one sane does this on a regular basis!

crazyinjapan's picture

I don't think it's appropriate to make jokes about pedophilia, nor do I think looking at child pornography is covered under the first amendment, as one poster has claimed. Sorry if it's pissing in people's Cheerios (not), but that is how I feel.

I iz officially OLD.

Good night, sweet people!

Hubby just offered me a foot massage. HEAVEN!

oh dave's picture

sorry double post

oh dave's picture

bookkeeper It's sort of "Madonna fills in for Ace Frehley"

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/sites/default/files/2011/12/Lady_Gaga_W...

oh dave's picture

Calling people pedos is typical troll behavior as is making jokes about pedophilia, and therefore, intentionally or not, both sides are having the same effect as if they were trolls, and are probably best ignored if you agree that's what they are doing.

Meatblocks's picture

fake fuck you are, bookeeper ... out yourself along with your lies.
who are you bookeeper? think you can tell the truth, bookeeper?
why such a coward? why are you hiding? what are you scared of?
you just want to attack.
sucky was kidding.
what about mrs patrick campbell who is a serious advocate of pedophile's "rights"?
-why are you not outraged at mrs patrick campbell?

you are a fake. a twisted lying fake.

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vF3cRi8bkA

oh dave, let's talk about something more interesting then. Give us the latest Lady Gaga hair updates - I'm just dying to know!

Meatblocks's picture

darth, if there's no vendetta then why is it using a fake name?
that's a vendetta, it's a pursuit. a set up and single minded pursuit.
add vegeance.
and like i said, track the last time it started up (about sucky vs mpc being pedo's) and you'll find your "bookeeper" -it's whoever was most vocal at that time.
i can almost recall ... because i can recall the incident, just the player(s) elude me for the moment.

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vF3cRi8bkA

Well, Meatblocks condones pedophilic rants. Pretty sick how you could enjoy reading suckandfuck hash out his disgusting fantasies while playing it off as "humour".

oh dave's picture

If you are friends you might consider adding each other somewhere like Facebook or Skype so that you can chat about things which no one but a friend is interested in. If you're not that close then maybe you're just enabling each other to bore everyone else that has no clue who you are or what you are talking about.

As far as exposing alts and all that, I don't care at all.

http://burning-plastic.tumblr.com/

Meatblocks's picture

exactly, bjork. i liked that term you used a lil while back.
-preformance art. at least for the rest of us.
damn bad actress lives on that stage and lives for it. all is one and one is all.

my ass is better, finished the tree. had to cut out the other lights with sissors (ornaments were already put in) because the lights i had put in were old and heated so hot the bulbs were burning out.
anyway.
you and the digby have your tree up yet? (if you do trees that is).

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vF3cRi8bkA

Bjork you, bookkeeper is not Angela.

Don't ask me how I know this because I've been sworn to silence. The person who is posting under said nom de plume is another kettle of fish.

I don't think there is any vendetta involved here. I genuinely think a few folks are truly upset with some people here. I just wish it could be taken offline rather than hashing it out here because it seems kind of pointless.

Anyway, I'm too stoned to care.

The Rethugs cracked me up on the debate tonight. Sadness times ten.

Meatblocks, you have dodged my question several times. DO YOU THINK IT'S OKAY TO MAKE REPEATED AND GRAPHICALLY DESCRIPTIVE JOKES ABOUT RAPING BABIES AND CHILDREN? DO YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY TO ALLUDE TO RAPING CHILDREN WHILE THEIR PARENTS ARE COOKING A FESTIVE MEAL?

Gardening Girl's picture

Nite Bjork! Im out too. Nite everyone, stay dry and safe.

Migraineuse's picture

I'm boycotting the OP just because there were no animal sluts today. ESCANDALO!

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Bjork You's picture

Oh, and just ignore bookkeeper, 3rd Eye, etc. They're all Angela or someone's lose trolls. Let them talk to each other.

Meatblocks's picture

a total farce, a sham, a regular put on.
-notice not a word about the one who cried that it was criminal to infringe on the pedophiles.
-notice it's using a fake screen name to do so.
-notice it has to attack someone who's joking and pretend/lie that the person is not joking.

... i'll say it again ... if you had to lie to make a point then you did not have a point in the first place.

spurned trolls are pathetic.

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vF3cRi8bkA

crazyinjapan's picture

Seems like maybe you should follow your own advise and not get so riled up over things you read on the internet.

LOL

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Submitted by bookkeeper on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 10:01pm.
crazyinjapan, I know.

Bjork You believes it is a great service when he/she warns another poster that they are conversing with an "alt", yet tells me to hush up when I begin to candidly speak the truth about a popular poster's penchant for pedophilia. (Pardon the alliteration at the end!)

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Sigh.

Angela, it's not that. It's that you are bringing my name in to something that is old for me. I already posted on the D what I thought about it, and even wrote directly to the parties involved, on the D. I also wrote MK. So what more do you want from me? If I find something offensive, and we all have those moments, we just handle them differently, then I will address it.

So bring it up, fine, of course do what you want. But just notice that you cleared a thread, that's all.

Good night all.

Submitted by KA on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 10:02pm.

i dont defend one fucking thing suckandfuck says. 99.9% of the time i ignore it because i refuse to let myself get offended. if i got offended over every fucking thing i read on the internet, i'd be offended all the time. only drama queens and people with no lives do that to themselves. besides there is much more to be "offended" about than some idiot making stupid comments to get a rise out of people. which, by the way, congrats. you gave them what they wanted. shit, is this your first time venturing out on the 'net? i'd hate to see what you'd do with some of the more "interesting" sites out there. your precious little head would probably explode from being so offended.

Seems like you were "offended" enough to write a meticulous rant directed towards me. Seems like maybe you should follow your own advise and not get so riled up over things you read on the internet.

Event Horizon's picture

what's this feelin my love well rip a hole in the ceilin
givin myself to you now from the essence of my bein
and i sing to my God, songs of love and heain

b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b
"One does not simply walk into the Open Post. There is fuckery there that never sleeps..."-Sans Fards

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 10:00pm.

Oh! Maybe you can get a nice prezzie out of it Darth Stoner! Guilt tends to make the gifts a little more pricey.
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I already had to buy a big ticket item so I'm kinda sorta on thin ice (even though I did myself proud and got a great deal).

Normally I'd work this for all it's worth but he's been working his ass off and I just don't have the heart to make him feel bad. I did purposely put all of my birthday cards out on the piano today. This should prove interesting since it's xmas card time and he usually doesn't notice that crap this time of year. lol

I'm just so happy right now. Yes, I turned 40! Next! Don't care! Today was a GREAT day! YES!

Event Horizon's picture

without you theres no me youre the air that i breath
said sometimes the world is dark and me just cant see
with these demons surround all around to bring me down to negativity but i believe yes i believe i saida i believe!

b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b
"One does not simply walk into the Open Post. There is fuckery there that never sleeps..."-Sans Fards

crazyinjapan's picture

This is an open post, isn't it?

Event Horizon's picture

see youre all that i have and youre all that i need
each and everyday i pray to get to know you please
wanna be close to you yes im so hungry
youre like water for me soul when it get thirsty

b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b
"One does not simply walk into the Open Post. There is fuckery there that never sleeps..."-Sans Fards

KA's picture

i dont defend one fucking thing suckandfuck says. 99.9% of the time i ignore it because i refuse to let myself get offended. if i got offended over every fucking thing i read on the internet, i'd be offended all the time. only drama queens and people with no lives do that to themselves. besides there is much more to be "offended" about than some idiot making stupid comments to get a rise out of people. which, by the way, congrats. you gave them what they wanted. shit, is this your first time venturing out on the 'net? i'd hate to see what you'd do with some of the more "interesting" sites out there. your precious little head would probably explode from being so offended.

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A baby's first words should not be: "DEATH DON'T TAKE ME NOW!!!" - MK

crazyinjapan, I know.

Bjork You believes it is a great service when he/she warns another poster that they are conversing with an "alt", yet tells me to hush up when I begin to candidly speak the truth about a popular poster's penchant for pedophilia. (Pardon the alliteration at the end!)

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Aww c'mon guys. Can't you take this to the HBIC off-site?

Gardening Girl's picture

Oh! Maybe you can get a nice prezzie out of it Darth Stoner! Guilt tends to make the gifts a little more pricey.

KA's picture

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 12/15/2011 - 9:20pm.

The thought of falling in your vehicle from that bridge!
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that's exactly the shit my nightmares are made of - no joke. i fucking dream i'm driving off a huge high bridge at least once a week. anyone care to guess what the hell that says about my brain?

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A baby's first words should not be: "DEATH DON'T TAKE ME NOW!!!" - MK

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Bookeeper, I too think it is kind of disturbing that many posters defend ones who make jokes about sex with children. Baffling, even. Sometimes it's the same people who have made murderous comments about the likes of Casey Anthony.

I will not stop sounding the siren on a potential child predator who makes his home here. Pedos work very hard to create an aura around them so that if and when accusations do come up, no one will believe it. "Who, sucknfuck? No, no, never! I know him. He's the sweetest". That's how some get away with it for years.

My husband was so cute. I just couldn't get mad at him.

I asked, "What was it today?" when he got home.

He promptly (and proudly) replied, "Garbage and recycle day! I didn't forget this time!"

ROTFL!

I just couldn't get mad at him. Oh well. I'm going to hand him my driver's license in another hour after he unwinds. Is that mean? I'm going to milk this for all its worth.