Wednesday, December 21st 2011
Miley Cyrus Fans Are The Best
The spirit of a 2-pack-a-day-smoking Piggly Wiggly cashier named Earline Dawn trapped in the body of a 19-year-old trailer park chipmunk named Miley Cyrus was making her way to a helicopter in Costa Rica the other day when a few of her fans stopped her to ask for a picture. Miley posed for one picture and then walked away even though her fans wanted more. The rest of the priceless conversation went like this:
Miley: Babe, babe, I gotta go, honey.
Fan: Asshole.
Miley: What da fuck?! Are you fur rill?
Oh, Miley Cyrus fan, I was about to call you a puta estúpida for asking Miley for a picture, but then my hate turned to love when you called her an asshole. You're my Costa Rican hero today.
via ONTD
lol poor liam hemsworth, living in the shadow on miley's wide set vagina.
liam is following in the foodsteps of all the gold digging men.
Submitted by Chirio on Wed, 12/21/2011 - 11:35am.
I'm all for tourism. but Talk about hollywood assholes, SaintJolie and Brad are gonna buy a house here in CR. Maybe they should buy Mel Gibson's house since bitch owns $millions on property taxes! Imma go occupy the airport.
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HAHAHAHA, Chiri-bomb I knew it was you!!!
CALL ME!!! <3
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
She's on vacation from what?
She is a cunt. I once heard she tried to meet the band Radiohead. They said "no". Awesome!
I usually can't stand this slore but I can't fault her for this...most celebrities don't even blink an eye at fans.
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"The older you get, the wiser you get...unless you're a banana!" - Rose Nylund
Team inbred hillbilly chipmunk for just this once.
Still at the same time i wish all of her fans would be morons like this, thinking when they stop her on her way to a waiting helicopter she'd turn around to make the time and go for dinner and a movie with them.
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You got a lot of money, but you can't afford the freeway
Oh my god, what happens? Is it like Oz? Is there shanking?
Submitted by mastixa on Wed, 12/21/2011 - 11:39am.
Last time I was in Greece, they were showing Hannah Montana in its second season. I suspect thats why so many people still love her out there. They just need to know what happens in the Hannah Montana finale.
Hahaha can't believe she still took pictures with them after they called her an asshole.
It's never too late to be who you might have been.
~George Eliot~
Submitted by Athina on Wed, 12/21/2011 - 12:18pm.
Imma go ahead and stick up for the little chipmunk on this one. She had to draw the line somewhere, and someone was bound to be at the "cut off" point. There was no need to call her an asshole.
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I would agree. It's not like she was nasty, in fact it sounded like she was trying to be nice, albeit in a possibly condescending, I'm-a-big-star sort of way. If I was a huge fan of some celebrity I doubt them walking away to get into a fucking HELICOPTER would make me think they were an asshole.
Sounds like the fan is the one with the entitlement problem.
Submitted by Athina on Wed, 12/21/2011 - 12:18pm.
Imma go ahead and stick up for the little chipmunk on this one. She had to draw the line somewhere, and someone was bound to be at the "cut off" point. There was no need to call her an asshole.
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I agree. This is the part where I feel for celebrities. Imagine if everywhere you went, you were hounded for pics and autographs. I know they signed up for it but it still has to get old.
Entitlement - It's not just for breakfast anymore.
Imma go ahead and stick up for the little chipmunk on this one. She had to draw the line somewhere, and someone was bound to be at the "cut off" point. There was no need to call her an asshole.
@Whamo
"Rupert! You're gonna miss the bus!" Yeah, Bobby D has been phoning it in pretty much since "A Bronx Tale" with a few exeptions. He was good in "Limitless". He was good in "Jackie Brown". I even liked him in "Meet the Parents", (but not in the 2 sequels). Can anybody think of any other recent good DeNiro roles?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 12/21/2011 - 11:54am.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 12/21/2011 - 11:42am.
TexnDoc, "King of Comedy"is a brilliant, funny, and underrated film. I swear I thought of that scene too after reading this.
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I totally agree guys King of Comedy really was a funny underrated film. This was back when De Niro actually gave a shit about the films he did and did a great job on them. Now it seems he simply plays a parody of himself.
I'm very disappointed Mr. De Niro, very disappointed!
*waits for Bobby to drop me a line and apologize for latest work*
Who is the bigger asshole- the asshole or the fucking huge asshole who wants to pose for multiple pictures for said asshole. Thats a whole lotta assholes right there.
Miley is clearly a dry breed bitch but what do these people want, her goddamn blood? She has a plane to catch, she posed for your pics. Back off.
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 12/21/2011 - 11:42am.
TexnDoc, "King of Comedy" is a brilliant, funny, and underrated film. I swear I thought of that scene too after reading this.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I have to say I probably would have embraced my inner cunt too if some peon called me an asshole. That was a little much especially when she did stop and pose for a picture. I think I would have taken it a step further and told that broad to get back to her sweatshop and keep churning out those Hanna Montanah t-shirts for Wal-Mart.
MK bb y u gotz ta put werdz in miley bb's♥ mouf? i tink she wuz askin "R U FERAL?" becuz she thot dey wuz BOBKATZ
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Miley Cyrus has all the charm of a bleeding anal wart, but I don't think she's really at fault here. There was a plane right there, pretty clear she had to go, in most countries fans wouldn't be allowed near the runway anyways
I look at the quick demise of Miley and the Jonas Brothers and I feel so hopeful for the future regarding Bieber. He needs to fade away like now!
There is a fun scene in Martin Scorsese's "King of Comedy" where in New York Johnny Carson like talk show host Jerry Langfeld (Jerry Lewis) is walking the streets and one lady fan is talking on a phone and notices him. She gets a smile and a hug and he gets "Oh Jerry I love you!". And then she asks him to talk to whoever on the phone and he walks away saying he's late and she screams "Cancer! I hope you get cancer!"
That's kinda fucked up imo. She did stop and pose. Some celebrities don't even do that. Maybe she had to be somewhere at a certain time and was already running late. And by the way I'm high right now so maybe that's why I'm feeling nice and defending Miley.
Last time I was in Greece, they were showing Hannah Montana in its second season. I suspect thats why so many people still love her out there. They just need to know what happens in the Hannah Montana finale.
I'm all for tourism. but Talk about hollywood assholes, SaintJolie and Brad are gonna buy a house here in CR. Maybe they should buy Mel Gibson's house since bitch owns $millions on property taxes! Imma go occupy the airport.
Coma Caca!
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Submitted by Datura on Wed, 12/21/2011 - 11:10am.
The teen idol turnover rate seems a lot quicker these days. Miley and the Jonas people flamed out as soon as adulthood smacked them.
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Probably has something to do with the imminent heat death of the universe. Or the last throes of a decaying civilization. Something like that.
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"This is so over the top the director must be a Sherpa." -- Who Datt
bold earrings. oh, those are her shoulders.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vF3cRi8bkA
Dear Miley,
Fans are what made you. You can take another 15 seconds of your precious time for a picture to pacify their needs. You don't, you lose fans.
Actually, please keep ignoring them. You'll disappear faster.
P.S. You are an asshole.
M.E.
CHIRI I SEE YOU!!!!!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
nuh uh bb yr da ahole 4 buyin ma mp3z ofa itoonz so pz
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
puta estúpida
*crying over here from laughing*
k bb im ahole but wut r u? thx 4 da $$$ in ma pockz bitch
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
The teen idol turnover rate seems a lot quicker these days. Miley and the Jonas people flamed out as soon as adulthood smacked them.
People of my generation still have to suffer through Britney, Justin, and Christina.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. –michelleb
Babe Babe I gotta go be an asshole somewhere else, I'm a busy anus, bye babe ttyl idk my bff jill ♥ r u firrul????????????????????????????????????
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
R U FIR RUL????????????????????????????????????
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Y yes. Yes I am.
My lips are rill, my hair is rill, my tits are rill...and I rilly rilly think you're an asshole.
♥ Threadkilla!
"god bless, buy my single!"~Courtney Stodden
If I was a middle aged woman and some teenager, any teenager, called me "honey" I'd call her a fucking asshole too. I'm 27 and I have girls younger working in diners call me that (you get no tip if you try to make me smaller than you with words like "honey"). I'll only accept that shit if the woman is obviously way older than me, world weary and can still see a glimmer of hope in my young eyes she wants to crush.
I find great consolation knowing that Miley Cyrus is fading into obscurity. Remember a couple of years ago when "Hannah Montana" was everywhere?She's "rilly" lucky that anybody even wants her Hillbilly John Hancock.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Wha da fuck? Klassy.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
AHAHHAHAAHAHAHHA *hides* get the fuck outta here asshole!!! *goes to airport*
Coma Caca!
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"Miley! MILEY! Here are some nuts for winter. We rilly lurrrve ya'lls"
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Yeah I'm for rill. Rilly rilly for rill.
Fun fact: "Asshole" is a gender-neutral insult suitable for any occasion.
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"This is so over the top the director must be a Sherpa." -- Who Datt