I Lied, DUH.
Okay, so I lied earlier. Get used to it. Lilo, in her infinate wisdom has maybe/reportedly/okay probably chosen her NYE desination. Ahlan!live has cast a huge shade of NO!! on the rumors that Lilo will stay home privately snorting and drinking her New Years Eve festivities. Lilo has reportedly signed on with Pam An, Allen Lamb and others to welcome the new year aboard a yacht that none of us poor mofos are welcome on to kick off New Year's Eve 2012.
Lilo, at one time I hoped the best for you. Now, you're just an embarrassment, much like that time in cheerleading when my dress flopped over my ass to show the away team my red pantaloons while I was on top of the pyramid. Just. Stop. But still, I never got paid for showing my pantaloons, which makes me wonder who is right. Damn you Lilo for making me doubt myself and my career path. I'm gonna roll another joint.
Thank you parissucksliterally
I read facial expressions, and if that isn't a 'Who the F*ck are you, and Why isn't that a bottle of whiskey you are shoving in my face?'-look, I don't know what is.
Fuck me, didn't this poster say he was from Boston?
"Infinate?"
Boston is full of hardcore grammar Nazis; frosty bitches will slit your throat with a Harvard diploma and then beat you to death with a well-thumbed copy of Funk & Wagnall's.
I better not see your illiterate ass skulking around the South End, Mr. Nothing-sweet-about-it Sweetas!
There's nothing sadder than an old hipster---Lenny Bruce
I thank you JaneDoe & SpottedDogRanch for your intelligent responses as well. As Deb mentioned, MK isn't always perfect. I think the guest bloggers are doing the best they can. The constant "ZOMG WHERE IS MK!! YOU GUYZ SUUUUCK!" posts are getting annoying as are the ridiculous spelling errors that a simple spellcheck could fix. However, I think MK picked the perfect people for the job. J Harvey is great & so is Sweetas. I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school... [lurkers & old timers]
God damn! Just looking at this picture makes me want to hit the gym. A little bit of the 'ol coke bloat...
"Put a needle in my hand, I'm a regular Victor Van Gogh"
Dinosaur Bob
M.E. - She's a CRACKROACH. (They're the worst kind!)
Where's a German U-Boat when you need one?
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 10:46am.
So sorry, M.E. I take it back! Someone needs to RAID her ass ASAP.
Not for nothing, peeps, but MK himself is King of Typos and Grammatical Errors.
Give Sweetas and other guest bloggers a break. They are doing a favor for MK and us, and the posts are funny!
If you've got nothing better to do than pick at minutia, you NEED something better to do!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by LaChaylo on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 10:42am.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 10:32am.
Hopefully her liver will quit that bitch and we'll be rid of her.
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Please do not make sense and ruin my New Years wish LaChaylo. NO FACTS PLEASE!!!!!!!!!
I swear some people are never fucking happy. With anything.
Instead of bitching about the guest bloggers, deal with it or take time off from here.
Do you think it's going to make MK feel like he had a well deserved vacation when he comes back and reads all your complaints?
JFC.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 10:32am.
Hopefully her liver will quit that bitch and we'll be rid of her.
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She's a human cockroach who'd probably survive a nuclear winter.
i'm sick of you assholes too.
ragging on guest bloggers is weak ass shit.
there's no need for it other than to out yourself as a piece of shit loser.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kei83nNbrFY&feature=related
And who actually believed she wasn't going to be somewhere doing something for NYE?
Hopefully her liver will quit that bitch and we'll be rid of her.
Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 8:31am.
It is amazing how many non-regular posters come out when MK is on vacation.
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Why is that? I noticed it the other day. Why won't they play wiff us when MK is here?
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It is cliquey here and it is dumb to me when people think anybody who comments should recognize them/know who they are, etc. just because they have been posting on here a long time. (It's gotten worse since the forum closed.) I try to stay out of it and don't talk to people who are assholes (just like IRL).
That being said, it's all about being respectful IMO, to long-time posters and new ones--and guest bloggers.
Nobody is going to sound like MK. He has his own writing style. That's why we love him! He has had years of blogging to develop that style. If you read over all his posts from the beginning, you can see it develop over time.
Give the guest bloggers some room to grow, or if they are "professionals," accept them as guest bloggers with their own style.
Or, take a vacation from reading while MK is on vacation. I'm glad he's taking some time off. It would give me the sads if he got burned out on blogging and quit that shit. Some blogs I read just go on hiatus during vacation, etc. At least MK has guest writers.
Submitted by TropicalTangerine on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 9:24am.
Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 8:31am.
Not bashing but, lurkers have just as much right to comment as the regulars. Some of you are forgetting that this is Micheal K's site and does not belong to whoever has been commenting here the longest.
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They do have rights to comment as the regulars but as SpottedDogRanch has mentioned, I am sure there is a polite way to speak out your opinion without hurting others (then again it's Dlisted where free speech is free speech)
I think what others would like to say is please respect the efforts, it is not an easy job to fill in MK's shoes, it takes a lot for Sweetas to take the responsibility again after all the bashes during MK's last time off.
MK is on holiday so why don't we be civil and respectful towards those that HE picked. it's his site definitely and he chose Sweetas, J. Harvey and Lahoma. You don't like his choices? it is your right. But when you bash them, other people also have right to bash you. You can't expect us to accept your free speech right without us using ours.So don't boo-fucking-hoo us when we don't agree with your opinion.
Swetas I think you are doing great!
Submitted by TropicalTangerine on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 9:24am.
I agree with you about the cliques as it makes it difficult for new posters and lurkers to comment. Also, the troll situation does not help as there is immediate suspicion with new posters. My main beef was with the same old people complaining, just like they did 6 months ago about the guest bloggers. While everyone has a right to their opinion, I would hope common decency would make some refrain from spiteful comments. Perhaps the negative criticism could be sent directly to Michael K? Anyhoo, it's just my opinion. Thank you for providing an intelligent response and not just a "shut the fuck up, SDR" post.
Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 8:31am.
Not bashing but, lurkers have just as much right to comment as the regulars. Some of you are forgetting that this is Micheal K's site and does not belong to whoever has been commenting here the longest.
And cue "lost passport" debacle in 3... 2...
Educate yourself on the badass, not-fuck-giving honeybadger, Olivia! ~MK
That's okay, Sweetas, you can just call her PSL. LMAO! We don't stand on ceremony around hurr.
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LiLo looks like a coked out zombie in that pic.
It is amazing how many non-regular posters come out when MK is on vacation. The arm chair critics abound lately and I find it amazing that they can sit behind the anonymity of their computers and bash someone who is obviously trying their best, all while maintaining a daily life probably filled with work/kids/home. I don't "know" any of these bloggers, either IRL or on Facebook, but I have been raised with actual manners and have a shred of courtesy towards other human beings.
Perhaps many of you who complain lately would be well served to go back to lurking and then bring your comments and critiques out on January 3rd when MK returns.
Go ahead and bash me; I still will find you cowardly.
Can't wait for the drunken stumblefuck pics.
Toke cheers, Sweetas :)
That's a great pic. Lol.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
What's with the An shit? Jen An. Pam An. Trying too hard. Where is J Harvey?
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Rrridiaouw woo oo rrri-ou!
The only comment I have is that her boobs look very odd in her top.
Submitted by websterwalter on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 10:21pm.
awwww, yeah. FUCK you.
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Don't stand on my tits, bitch!
She has a Miley Cyrus thing going on here with the big old round face.
Never mind we will all get to read how Lilo managed to be saved by the coastguard the next morning cause she got stuck in between the six pack and the sticky cocoa bags, of course we’ll all just moan and turn on the repeat broken record- ‘another slobbering performance, another day at the office.’
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2011/12/yippe-my-hero-lilo-changed-her-m...
Look at Lilo's face, she's like, "Drug charges? What drug charges?"
I hope Sweetas has a day job.
QUIT TRYING TO MAKE "AN" HAPPEN. IT'S NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN!
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 9:45p
So I read "Pam An" as "Pan Am" and was confused.
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What's worse is I actually thought "Why would a legitimate corporation hire this crackhead cum depository?" New Years resolution: Lay off the Everclear.
Also this may be the Thunderbird of gossip blogs (I know my classy libations) but it's still a fucking blog.
HOLY SHIT. Find your own voice! And use the fucking spellcheck! And stay away from the comments section!
So many shades of wrong. Next time, MK should just stick with the professionals. J. Harvey is doing great.
Submitted by Nancy Grace on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 12:42am.
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Oh, come on Nancy (love your show, how are the twins?) I think sweetas is doing a great job. Personally, I think their style reminds me more of the way Mk writes. I'm not knocking J.harvey or Lahoma at all, but I find sweetas more to my liking. {o:
And, let the lynching beeeeegin...............
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Lindsay Lohan has a face only a money shot could love now! Maybe it's a bukkake cruise....
BYOHB!
is that fuck (meant dick.....shit, DUCK....keyboard trying to make its own point here) face or duh face?
I thought Crackasaurus Mess wasn't allowed to leave the US for ANY reason. Including WORK!!!
Which you now she'll claim this trip (pun intended) is. (Those johns don't just pay for nothing!)
And WO laughs all the way to the bank, counting her "I sold my LiHo to the highest bidder" bucks.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 9:45pm.
Same here. My first thought was "WTF? Pan Am? I thought they were dead!"
Pamela Anderson needs to just be called by her name. Too confusing otherwise.
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We called them "kick-pants".
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Please, we know that you were not wearing anything atop that pyramid.
As for Lilo, it looks she made it to yet another New Year.
Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 9:59pm.
And they are called "pantaloons" ftr. Stupid cover-up-your-undies under-your-cheerleading-skirt stuff lol
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We called them "bloomers". Still an archaic term. The newest one is "spankies" (which I effing hate), but it's better than "cutie booties", UGH. At least those are a boy short, covering a bit more for all those spectators-try-not-to-look-at-my-hooha moves.
Submitted by CheeryBitch on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 10:49pm.
Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 9:59pm.
And they are called "pantaloons" ftr. Stupid cover-up-your-undies under-your-
cheerleading-skirt stuff lol
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We called them "bloomers". Still an archaic term. The newest one is "spankies" (which I
effing hate), but it's better than "cutie booties", UGH. At least those are a boy short,
covering a bit more for all those spectators-try-not-to-look-at-my-hooha moves.
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Where I'm from, the late 70's-early 80's they were called lollipops. Why? I couldn't tell ya! Lol. Rather dumb name
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Well, now we can see why Alianna is starving...Linds is clearly scarfing down everything before her little sis can get a forkful. Hard to watch your figure without the coke, Lilo?
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Submitted by websterwalter on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 10:21pm.
I've never seen so many typos and incorrectly spelled words on Dlisted. Ugh, when does Michael K get back? Humor dies a little when the author can't spell words like "embarrassing" and "infinite." Not to mention, if other people are going to be posting on here they need to try a little less to sound exactly like MK and just do their own thing, in addition to learning how to spell.'
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Well, neener, neener, neener.
Aren't you the know-it-all. Plus, you're just plain boring. Next.
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The guest list for this event is a long list of "who the fuck?" Linds fits in perfectly.
Educate yourself on the badass, not-fuck-giving honeybadger, Olivia! ~MK
Uh. I thought TwatLo wasn't permitted to leave the country until all her shizzle was taken care of. Bitch can barely get permission to leave California for Christmas.
Dubai is a fair bit out of the country.
I smell bullshit.
SMH at this writing. Im witcha when ur right...
Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 10:15pm.
Holy crap Hysteria, old beer can...omg. http://makingbongs.com/how-to-make-a-beer-can-bong/.htm lol
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Yeaaaah! It works just like that! Invention is the mother of nature, right?! haha
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Umm did a stoned Lindsay Lohan write this post? I've never seen so many typos and incorrectly spelled words on Dlisted. Ugh, when does Michael K get back? Humor dies a little when the author can't spell words like "embarrassing" and "infinite." Not to mention, if other people are going to be posting on here they need to try a little less to sound exactly like MK and just do their own thing, in addition to learning how to spell.'