Meet Shax
I can't believe I'm blogging about a child (read: slow news day), but this story was so cute I couldn't resist. Borrowing from a story that Celebitchy borrowed from In Touch Weekly, the rumor is that Shiloh Jolie-Pitt wants to change her name to "Shax" to be more like her brothers who all have the cool X end to their names. Between her Montenegro style and this latest revelation, I think it's safe to say that Shiloh is not much of a girly-girl.
Quoted from In Touch: "What’s in a name? A lot, if you’re 5-year-old Shiloh Jolie-Pitt. The famous tomboy – who prefers to play rough with her older brothers than play dolls with her sisters – has taken her gamine ways to new extremes, asking her parents, Brad Pitt and Angelina, to call her Shax.
Why Shax? She wants to be just like her brothers, Maddox, Pax and Knox, whose names all end in the letter “X”. A childhood friend of Shiloh’s mom isn’t one bit surprised.
“Angelina was also a tomboy,” the friend tells In Touch. “She changed her name to Vince when she was the same age.”
Vince? Okay I'm just going to choke that down and focus on Shiloh here since she's much more interesting. I can relate to her, since I had three brothers, and I would rather climb a tree than dress up my Barbie, although I did enjoy undressing her and Ken and forcing them to do unspeakable things in the Barbie van. Memories. Anyway, I turned out fine (SHUT IT) and I'm sure little Shax will too. Even if her new name means broken down ghetto ass houses, like the one I live in. Get your tomboy on Shax Pitt-Jolie!
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I like "Shilox" better.
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Poor baby, right now she is more trapped in an image than the tabs have created for Suri.
I think the tomboy fax is the latest deflection from Angie Ho heself since Jolie's director flick is the latest box office flop.
Shiloh will be the hottest woman evah, her other genetically blessed sister too, I love that she Is a tomboy, free spirited instead of Surinam who is sporting heels already
I too have a fondness for Shiloh and if she grows up happy, well-adjusted (and a lesbian) that will be ok by me. The problem is not their dress or behaviour but the way they are paraded for the media that bothers me more.
Wow this kid is a fukin kid she can't change shit till she's a fukin grownup! She shouldn't be allowed to run things as if she were the parent! Brad and Angie need to stay off DRUGS AND JUICE!!!! This child probably pisses standing up!
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 12/30/2011 - 8:05pm.
I believe a while back she wanted to be called John.
Which is better than SHAX. I nominate some alternatives:
SLAX
JAX
MAXXX (pr0n)
BUXX
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LOLOLOL! The BUXX stop here.
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Feel sorry for those kids. Has to suck to be raised by a bat shit psycho like Ange. There will be issues with these kids.........
pharmaceuticals also always have an 'x' or 'z' in the name...just sayin'.
Shiloh did not come up w/ that idea. Her Mom Mom who wants her to be a tomboy did. Angelina picked out ROLES for each child to "play" Shilohs is tomboy.
Shiloh is gorgeous she will be so stunning when she gets older.
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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:52pm.
Wow Allesssssaaaandro McGosling.
Submitted by MickeyHolland: "Look, kids, it's Nanny McPhee, telling kids worldwide that when they need her but do not want her, she will stay but when they want her but do not need her, she will have to go."
Bwaaahahahahahaha! Stupid cape.
Actually. Someone else would pair it with something else and look nice.
Submitted by Fujicat on Fri, 12/30/2011 - 6:07pm.
Yeah, yeah, let the little darlings express their individuality, bla bla we get it.
But this kid? The dress up game is way over the top. Words like "exploitation" "pimpin' your kid" and "bullshit" come to mind.
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AGREED 100% !!!
How about Shiex (shyks)? If this is true and they told this to the media... wouldn't that be dumb? Now the whole world is going to call her Shax forever more. Even if it's false she'll be Shax forever more. Glad I'm not in that family!!
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Submitted by Sioux on Fri, 12/30/2011 - 9:27pm.
She is the cutest kid ever.
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Ermm... no she's not! She's cute but quite average looking. Nothing stunning about her IMO. Zahara will definitely outshine her... Even Suri, that is if she survives Scientology!
Look, kids, it's Nanny McPhee, telling kids worldwide that when they need her but do not want her, she will stay but when they want her but do not need her, she will have to go.
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I *insisted* I be called "Miss Piggy" for two years of my childhood and refused to answer to any other name. My mom still calls me "Piggy" and everyone thinks she's being mean, but she just never stopped.
I am...doll parts...bad skin...doll heart.
I don't understand how Jolie manages to look somewhat vuluptuous on the red carpet one minute and then like this the other. This is a mess.
i can't with this kid. looks annoying. the only one who looks cool is pax... well it had to be one of the non-genetic ones.
I wonder if Angie's people have to carry around salts to get her ass up every time she passes out. She's starting to knock on karen carpenters door.
Instead of worrying about what she wants to be called, they should spend some time COMBING HER HAIR! It always looks like she just climbed outta bed; either tie it back or cut it off!
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 12/30/2011 - 8:05pm.
See what you started with your faux Goth xxxtreemz, Angie Jo, huh?
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"Faux" ends in "X" too...
Submitted by jalynne on Fri, 12/30/2011 - 9:27pm.
"Shilax" has more Montenegro vibes. Personally, I'd steal Zahara's "Z" and be "The Shiz". ...kids.
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Lmao, I ALWAYS fking forget the 'montenegro' connection!! Christ, if it isn't the style fuckery, it's the name fuckery or the global-village-cabbage-patch-heroin-matriarch fuckery.
I still want to be re-named Shax myself. Something about that 'X' fucking teasing the last-in-line 'Z' letter (it all comes down to numerical placements). But of the non-montenegro denomination. I want to be a world-wide 'Shax' (whatever the fuck that means and shit/
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She is the cutest kid ever.
Fml, damnit I want to be named Shax! *sulks and swigs a petite syrah full gulp*
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"Shilax" has more Montenegro vibes. Personally, I'd steal Zahara's "Z" and be "The Shiz". ...kids.
I also don't see why Jolie never wears jeans. Someone needs to sit and talk to her about how jeans would be far better than the baggy crap she has on in the above pic.
Is Angelina dying?
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Hekki: Yeah, sometimes she wears clothes that are great.. like that recent blue one she had on for her new movie premiere. But I don't see the sense in her other crap-tacular assembly of shitty clothes. Shit that could be bought at maybe Burlington Coat Factory.
Do I detect a Chaz Bono-r in its early phase?
I would get her into a fitness program right away.
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DUX
BLAX
SNAX
COX
FUX
the possibilities are endless.
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I believe a while back she wanted to be called John.
Which is better than SHAX. I nominate some alternatives:
SLAX
JAX
MAXXX (pr0n)
BUXX
KLUX (racist! REPORTED!)
FLUX
CROX
BLOX
DAX (works for the Shepard boy)
RUX (very Scooby Doo)
See what you started with your faux Goth xxxtreemz, Angie Jo, huh?
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I am not about to insult a child.
Once she reaches 18, however, Shiloh/Shax is fair game!
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Shiloh is too cool for that family. Maybe Shaz will grow up to be like Chaz but with a neck and better clothes.
Can't stand Brangelina - but Shiloh is my favorite of all the kids. For some reason, she seems the most normal.
im sorry but does angie have hepatitis or something? She looks like sh*t.. and dont tell me its because she has 193049203890 kids.. they all have individual nannies and others on the payroll..
lets not pretend she works all day and comes home to help with homework and cook dinner...
yeah i'm a bitch *shrugs*
Didn't she want to be called PIrate Pete or something a year or so a go? She's adorable!
My Barbie's rolled in Tonka trucks and got hung with yarn if they fucked up.
I can't believe noone's remarked on the fact that Shax sound like what happens when you shart from taking too much Exlax.
SH(art) + (Exl)AX = SHAX!
Ex: "I've got the shax."
Submitted by Andrei: "That is one hideous outfit Jolie has on."
Her outfits are usually heinous. There was one red carpet lately where she was wearing a great dress that flattered her.
She needs a stylist, STAT.
LOL MONTENGRO JUICE
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
These poors kids don't stand a chance at life. Between the borderline mother and narcissist pot head of a father dragging them around from country to country I'm sure we'll be reading about them a la Lohan in a few years.
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Yeah, yeah, let the little darlings express their individuality, bla bla we get it.
But this kid? The dress up game is way over the top. Words like "exploitation" "pimpin' your kid" and "bullshit" come to mind.
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Fair is foul and foul is fair..
That is one hideous outfit Jolie has on.
She's just a baby. I'd be more concerned about the fact that I never see those kids smile.
*If* I were concerned, which I am not.
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Submitted by dementa on Fri, 12/30/2011 - 5:09pm.
This.
I had major penis envy for practically my whole life because of what you described, it was so much easier for boys to get away with crap; especially in my family, a few dudes in my family are complete idiotic assholes and they're given a pass. I was taught that I had to be strong (mentality/emotionally), smarter, and take more shit than boys but at the same time be girly and proper. Ugh. I just embrace my feminine and masculine personality traits now but growing up I was all kinds of fucked up and confused. Kudos to Shax
You guys stop. This means nothing. And if she does grow up perfering flanel and labia, so what.
LMAO @ the Montenegrojuice tag!!!
Love your style Sweetas!
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I love Shiloh. She fucking rocks.
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