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Everyone who was backstage at the Coldplay concert in Abu Dhabi on New Year's Eve found out the painful way what it's like to witness a conversation between a tequila worm on meth and a pinched anus when Fishsticks Paltrow dropped some GOOP into Courtney Love's ear. I don't know why Courtney was in Abu Dhabi (Trying to sell herself at clearance prices to a sheik"), but she was there and somehow got backstage at the Coldplay show. Courtney's cheek found its way to GOOPY's cheek and as her system tried to fight off the "pretentious cunt" syndrome seeping into her face pores, she posted this on her Twitter:
Courtney Courtney Love Cobain
getting the best advise for the new years from a true friend, love you @GwynethPaltrow @Goop
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What kind of advice could GOOPY give Courtney? Gently roll all your crack rocks in crushed lemon seeds before you smoke them? If you're going to write a threatening letter to your estranged daughter, do it on persimmon-scented papier from GOOPY's favorite stationary store located in the attic of a diamond museum on the outskirts of Paris.
And by the looks of that picture, the wrong ho is the one giving the advice. One of them looks like she only survives on eating nicotine patches and hasn't slept in weeks because the voices of her enemies keep her up at night. And I'm not talking about Courtney, for a change.
I mean, Fishsticks looks like hell. She looks like Kurt Cobain TODAY, which is probably why Courtney wanted a picture with her in the first place.
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Actually GP looks like ET (phone home) seriously google ET and check out the amazing resemblance to this pic.
first of all...the hair...on both...ghastly...secondly Gwynie has an ugly mug and always has. I have NEVER understood why people find her atractive. She is stick thin and haggy. Her face looks like the life has been sucked out. Keep eating the wheat grass, goopy!
Courtney just looks like a diner waitress to me (not to crap on diner waitresses)Her she is def prettier than GP.
I see these two in the next Hostel movie..as victims -any movie that shows paltro dieing is worth the price of admission (like'contagion').
Court's hand looks like a Halloween fake hand...dead, fat and bloated.
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Goopy is not aging well. Mainly because she insists on not changing her look at all, from when she was 21.
Ya gotta at least tweak it a bit, bleach mophead!
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Courtney looks better then Goop.
MK, why ruin Whamo's fantasy by putting up a pic that makes Love look infinitely better than Paltrow? That poor guy, what a damper this must be on his new year!
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Submitted by precociousmagpie on Tue, 01/03/2012 - 6:19pm.
Somehow this photo makes complete sense.
I agree and they both did marry musicians.
First off, I have questions as to why a trash-slosh-slut like Courtney and a brick-oven-I-am-Royalty-Whom-have-Suppressed the-Dark-Foreigners-For-400-Years are "partying" in Dubai.
Secondly, were they so bored that they were compelled to actually pose for a picture together?? Jesus, that barley/bok choi/sambuka mix really gets the partay started it seems. *vomits
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." Christopher Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP Winehouse,1983-2011) *caprica six was/is here*
Somehow this photo makes complete sense.
Courtney Love is a fucking whore who deserves nothing but pain and misery. I don't care if you whore yourself out but when she published Kurt Cobain's diaries and profited from it she became a despicable whorish cunt. The only thing that would make me happier than Tom Cruise dying is if this piece of wasted human flesh died a slow and painful death. Fuck it, I'd be happy if she had a quick, painless death.
I left in love, in laughter, and in truth and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.
Bill Hicks 1961 - 1994
Urggh, Miss *Everyone has a swimming pool*. Where is your husband? We haven't seen you with him for years? Did he finally realise you are a self obsessed bowl of nothing ness? Keep taking pictures with your *friends* to take attention away from the fact that you don't live with you're own husband., MISS Goopy sunburned bowl of nothing ness Goopy!
Tiger Woods is playing in Abu Dhabi this week. Looks like that 3-way might just happen.
I fucking hate Goopy and her cunt face.
Except the picture Courtney posted it from October 11, 2011. Crackney is full of B.S., she probably just woke up from that night.
http://fuckyeahcourtneylove.tumblr.com/post/11267471640/courtney-love-gw...
the pic is from October or September
(and if Gwinnie is separated ,why does she follow him in tour?)
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Are they wearing matching necklaces?
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"Indeed, the first cause of human ignorance....is subjection to authority which does not merit it." Robert Grosseteste (d. 1253)
And I always love Courtney's perfectly disheveled hair. Have no idea how to do it on mine.
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Submitted by tomahawk on Tue, 01/03/2012 - 1:46pm.
Submitted by ChubbyWubby on Tue, 01/03/2012 - 1:30pm.
Courtney Love's hands look like she has been working in a slaughterhouse during the day and scrubbing toilets by night! YUCK!!!
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She plays the guitar - try to keep manicured fingers when doing so - and also try being a good player while having no power in your skinny hands and fingers.
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Me thinks she shoots dope in her hands-they are all swollen and messed up looking
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I think they both look relaxed and happy, which is rare for both of them in pictures. I actually like Goopy in this picture for a change. And it makes sense that they hang out-Court was a trust fund kid for a bit, and she's all about high brow living. I think it's cute on her, and maybe Goopy is less annoying on a private level, like when she's with her kooky friends. Who cares about their wrinkles? They look a little tipsy, casual and like they're having fun.
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"How to give yourself a golden shower medal: lay down face up, find a way to piss up into the air and turn around really fast so the golden shower lands on your nalgas. -MK
Aaw, I don't think The Goop looks so bad. Don't we all look like that after 6 drinks at 2AM in Dubai, at a *shudders* Coldplay concert, sitting next to a human septic tank? If she had shit done to her face she'd look like the supernatural creature on the left.
I love Goop, seriously, she is so fantastically ridiculous the only bitch better is Catherine Zeta Jones and her $1000 caviar hair treatments. I just love when celebs are so clueless about how far from reality they are.
Courtney's expression is the same one I'd have if I was chillin' with the Goopster, so I'm not buying it on face value, but there are a lot of reasons that Courtney would want this. Remember she was working her way into High Society (not the magazine) in England, and she's always sort of had a thing for Madonna, and Madonna and Goopie are ex-besties, so Courtney is going to hear some GOOD shit if she manages to shut up and keep that grin plastered on her face. I got nothin but love for Courtney.
http://burning-plastic.tumblr.com/
Is that a bloody, bandaged stump I see on her left hand? I can handle bandaged fingertips, but that looks like a stump. Girlfriend shredded away her finger!?
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Submitted by ChubbyWubby on Tue, 01/03/2012 - 1:30pm.
Courtney Love's hands look like she has been working in a slaughterhouse during the day and scrubbing toilets by night! YUCK!!!
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She plays the guitar - try to keep manicured fingers when doing so - and also try being a good player while having no power in your skinny hands and fingers.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Tue, 01/03/2012 - 12:13pm.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Tue, 01/03/2012 - 12:06pm.
ok, just checking. I'm extremely gullible.
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LMAO!
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Dark-sided!
It looks more like Goopy's been taking advice from Courtney in this pic.
♥ Threadkilla!
"god bless, buy my single!"~Courtney Stodden
Courtney Love's hands look like she has been working in a slaughterhouse during the day and scrubbing toilets by night! YUCK!!!
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Submitted by QuweenJillian on Tue, 01/03/2012 - 12:56pm.
Goopy looks more like the crackhead in this picture. What's up with her face? Ewww!
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Perhaps that's why Court tweeted it? lolol Served like a true passive-aggressive bitch.
Submitted by Mama Bear on Tue, 01/03/2012 - 12:37pm.
I thought Goop was the bitch who talks about holistic seaweed salad but lives on Whoppers and ex lax so she and Court might have more in common than we know
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No, that one is Megan Fox.
Goopy looks more like the crackhead in this picture. What's up with her face? Ewww!
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I'm not a slut, I'm sexually liberated. There's a difference.
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Poor goopy, you're having a rough one on the D today and while this ain't a your best glamour shot by any means I still stand by ya!
*looks down at sore wrist holding bent dulled shank caused by stabbing Dlist BITCHES*
Well, I don't know about Gwynnie but I'm glad Courtney is getting support. I love that woman, I don't think she means any harm to anybody, she's a good woman.
PS- Is anyone eagerly anticipating the day Winona Ryder and Gwyneth Paltrow finally make up? It's time to bury the hatchet, come on now, Winona's been through enough- she just lost Brittany Murphy.
I thought Goop was the bitch who talks about holistic seaweed salad but lives on Whoppers and ex lax so she and Court might have more in common than we know
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Tue, 01/03/2012 - 12:21pm.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Tue, 01/03/2012 - 12:13pm.
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aawwww ... maaaaannn... too late ...
you should have asked me last week...
I sent it all to the widow of a Libyan general who died in a fiery plane crash, and left her with terminal twat cancer. her story broke my heart.
I'm just waiting for a reply back from her now. she's going to be my new BFF.
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Tue, 01/03/2012 - 12:13pm.
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aawwww ... maaaaannn... too late ...
you should have asked me last week...
I sent it all to the widow of a Libyan general who died in a fiery plane crash, and left her with terminal twat cancer. her story broke my heart.
I'm just waiting for a reply back from her now. she's going to be my new BFF.
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Tue, 01/03/2012 - 12:09pm.
Paltrow is richer than God, and we know Court's always short on cash.
It's not hard to figure out her M.O.
yup.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Tue, 01/03/2012 - 12:06pm.
ok, just checking. I'm extremely gullible.
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Sorry about that. Hey, I have this money from a Nairobian Prince that I can't keep in my bank account. If you give me your bank account information you can keep 10% of it. ______________________________________________
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Submitted by Mother Superior on Tue, 01/03/2012 - 12:04pm.
I read somewhere that because of her strange diet, Gwyneth developed some bone disease and has the skeleton of an 80-year-old, but she is trying to keep it under wraps, so she won't defeat and admit her views on food suck bigtime.
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Really? Wow. I actually like ol' Goopster.
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Paltrow is richer than God, and we know Court's always short on cash.
It's not hard to figure out her M.O.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Tue, 01/03/2012 - 11:54am.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Tue, 01/03/2012 - 11:52am.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Tue, 01/03/2012 - 11:46am.
Courtney Love is my neighbor and I'm going to have coffee with her and discuss western civilization and the fall of communism.
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seriously ? :O
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ok, just checking. I'm extremely gullible.
HOLY HELL! Goopy looks like absolute mierda!!! I think its time to reevaluate your healthy lifestyle when Courtney fucking Love looks healthier and prettier than you. Jesus Mary and Joseph!
I'd SO rather hang out with Courtney than Fishsticks. The Goopster is so incredibly outclassed here. Courtney's insane, but at least she's smart and talented.
Hence the washerwoman hands. That's what your hands look like when you play guitar for 25 years.
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Tue, 01/03/2012 - 11:29am.
Submitted by warmjuice on Tue, 01/03/2012 - 11:15am..
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I absolutely agree that sun damage is a big part of it but dehydration, oiliness, shiny beak, wrinkles all around her eyes and between her brows could be the cause of destroying the ph balance of her face along with the sun damage. I agree with whoever said below that she could be a drinker, but her neck really makes me think overall she has a wilted look from overdoing the “beauty” regimen. Personally I don’t think Courtney uses creams, she has had at least 3 face lifts and countless other procedures…goop, like Madonna will probably do everything to stay young while rapidly looking older then BAM a tight obvious facelift around the age of 49.
White women- stay out of the sun! Don’t overdo it! Keep the calories HIGH and nutritious! And please, enough with the over flattened zero personality hair.
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just one GNC Fish Oil 900mg fish oil capsule a day, will work miracles on aging skin. i've been taking a capsule daily for years, and I swear it's cut aging down to a snails pace. people guess I'm 30, when I'm 45, and not a wrinkle in sight. (provided you don't live like a rock star smoking/drugs/alcohol, etc. ] and, fish oil cuts down on heart disease. closest thing to a miracle drug I've tried
I read somewhere that because of her strange diet, Gwyneth developed some bone disease and has the skeleton of an 80-year-old, but she is trying to keep it under wraps, so she won't defeat and admit her views on food suck bigtime.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 01/03/2012 - 11:51am.
She can get everyone to pose with her but her husband.
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One of the CDan blind reveals confirmed that she and Chris are the ones on "trial separation" while he's on tour.
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
It's a sad day in the land of GOOP when ba-buttons would sooner bang old Court than fishsticks.
Sure, Court will certainly give you a mustard gas like strain of HPV along with cuts, bruises and puncture marks. But that bitch be mega-cray cray - she would be a freaky, angry hurricane in bed.
Fishsticks would lay there like a lump and take it. Then she'll blog about what a wise, new age lover she is.
*ba-buttons dismonuts, goes and bangs Court and the fishmonger in twisted, lemon seed coated orgy*
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Name Deleted: Me, too. I really liked that movie. It's funny. Where is that idiot? I just went to the Tattoo Boy thread (where ba-buttns got all hoity toity) and didn't see.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Tue, 01/03/2012 - 11:52am.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Tue, 01/03/2012 - 11:46am.
Courtney Love is my neighbor and I'm going to have coffee with her and discuss western civilization and the fall of communism.
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seriously ? :O
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
but for why???
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Goopy looks hideous. What's up with that red bulbous nose? I thought only alcoholics have it, hmmmm