Thursday, January 5th 2012

Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

Wonder why this B list movie actress from an acting family has been looking so glum despite the biggest boost to her career ever? It could have something to do with the fact that this A++ list movie actor was having sex with her while cheating on his significant other and telling her she was everything he wanted and then he ran off and married a B list movie actress. She has not forgiven him, and refuses to talk to him unless absolutely necessary. (CDAN)

The Girl with the Puff the Magic Dragon Tattoo started shooting in Sweden in September 2010 and Daniel Craig started aronofsky-ing on Rachel Weisz around November 2010.....so my official guess is DC, RW and my favorite new shade thrower Rooney Mara. I figured Rooney was putting on an Emo face for her transformation into an edgy Vulcan. Well, being scored by Daniel Craig dick would put the sour into anyone's face.

This celebrity sibling rivalry is getting out of hand. Two sisters are both trying to get a fashion line started up. Investors are concerned that both of them doing this separately will hurt sales and are reluctant to back them. The sisters don’t know this, but their mother approached the investors and helped back one sister over the other. We’re not sure why she’s playing favorites, but it looks like only one sister will have her dream of becoming a designer come true. (BuzzFoto)

Please let this be The Landers (or at least The Junior Landers), because we don't deserve yet another set of child slave-made whore rags from the Kuntrashians.

This insatiable actor is setting new records for decadence. Over the holidays he participated in a threesome with two women. One of these women was his ex-wife (who is an actress), and the other was just some random girl.

The very next day, he participated in yet another threesome, this time with a woman and a man. The woman was his ex-girlfriend, and the man was her husband.

Where does our actor find the energy? Who knew that his exes were on good terms with him? Since when does he swing both ways? And where the heck were the kids when all this was going down? (Blind Gossip)

Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards? Exhibit: A

Posted by: Michael K


the original bellaluna's picture

#2 is the Simpletons, Asslee & Messica.

saltydog88's picture

A friend of mine went to school with Rooney Mara and said she was a spoiled bitch who did coke in the bathroom

fleur_de_lis's picture

Rachel Weisz is B list and Craig is A++? In his dreams.

TrashyWilma's picture

I bet the sisters BI is the younger Kardashians. Mama Kris plays favorites.

CDAN's blind items give me headaches. They're poorly written and too elusive, most likely because they're fake and dude doesn't wanna get sued. Ever notice how he reveals only the lamest, most obvious ones? Exactly.

z-listed's picture

I don't know anything about Rooney Mara. I have never seen her act before and know nothing of her personal life.

But she did a KICK ASS job in the movie! As most women, I loved Lizbeth and was worried that the actress wouldn't do her justice but I was very happy with this chick. The Sweedish actress, Noomi Rapace (I think I have it right) WAS ALSO GREAT!

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Submitted by TimC on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 11:13pm.
Submitted by SitInACorner on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 8:41pm.
I have completely written off CDANs ranking system since he claimed Kate Winslet was B list.
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I hate the stupid system, and I'd still hate it if his rankings made more sense. It's completely arbitrary. What's the point? If this was Mara and/or Craig, then why not give a football clue, or a James Bond clue, or other clues that are meaningful and not just arbitrary? It's like you're supposed to go thru your database of As Bs and Cs and see who dated what letter and cheated with another letter. I thought the point of a blind item was to protect yourself from lawsuits. You could give really good clues and as long as you don't name names, you're protected. But CDAN seems to think the point is to make them as hard as possible. Besides making them too hard, he makes them boring.

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Submitted by SitInACorner on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 8:41pm.
I have completely written off CDANs ranking system since he claimed Kate Winslet was B list.
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I hate the stupid system, and I'd still hate it if his rankings made more sense. It's completely arbitrary. What's the point? If this was Mara and/or Craig, then why not give a football clue, or a James Bond clue, or other clues that are meaningful and not just arbitrary? It's like you're supposed to go thru your database of As Bs and Cs and see who dated what letter and cheated with another letter. I thought the point of a blind item was to protect yourself from lawsuits. You could give really good clues and as long as you don't name names, you're protected. But CDAN seems to think the point is to make them as hard as possible. Besides making them too hard, he makes them boring.

Evil_Cupcake's picture

Daniel Craig= fug city

Rooney Mara, I just want to punch her in the face.

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Submitted by FilthyBitch on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 5:22pm.

Two, who is Charlie's ex gf "and her husband"?

Kelly Preston and John Travolta??

Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!

warmislandsun's picture

I immediately thought of Jude Law for the last blind.

And, Daniel Craig looks like a garden gnome, in my very humble opinion.....

Stan Hooper's picture

I'm not buying the Daniel Craig as the blind item. I remember he was Rachel long before Rooney was pegged as Lizbeth.

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grommet's picture

A++. To me that's Clooney, Pitt and Nicholson. NOT Daniel Craig.

Dion flowerboy's picture

I don't think it's Daniel Craig; not that he wouldn't do it. If he did, I'd forgive him and now, the makeup sex.

I like the Landers guess better than the Hiltons guess I've seen elsewhere.

agirl's picture

LOL @ how it says "DUNG" right next to Daniel Craig's head.

I really want MK's guesses for the first and the last one to be true, and the one about the clothing line *is* the Kardashians I think, but don't they already have a clothing line at Sears?

SitInACorner's picture

I have completely written off CDANs ranking system since he claimed Kate Winslet was B list.

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 7:50pm.
I've always theorized that Charlie Sheen is harboring gay desires and that is partially the reason for his drug-filled life. He has never come to accept it completely.

Same goes for RDJ.
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Could be, but I don't get the gay vibe from either of them. I've always thought they both have deep-seated inferiority issues, i.e., "I don't deserve this fame and fortune." Oh, and they also just really, really like drugs and partying. That, too.

CokeyBloke's picture

That PATRICIA Rooney Mara is an entitled bitch on wheels. I have had just about enough of her. Shut yer rich hole, little one.

Manimal5's picture

Ashton and Demi...oh wait there not divorced yet?

TeamCharlie's picture

I agree that the last one is Charlie. The ex-girlfriend could be any hooker or pornstar, really, and they get married too, sometimes.

I'm irritated by the Roony Mara flak though. Is it because she said that the Law and Order SUV episode she did was stupid? She was right. I can like that shit and still agree with her.

I hate it when actresses get hate for criticizing anything. Do I like Knocked Up? Yes. Could a movie made by men POSSIBLY have portrayed women in an annoying way? Fuck yeah. I admire that Heigl for shooting her mouth. And Megan for fucking up her franchise for some honesty.

I HATE tiresome, disengenuous, kiss-ass turds for their canned lines about how much they love everyone. That's not "professional." It's boring.

I hate fucking phonies.

Puppy Love's picture

Can't see Denise Richards doing the threesome thing with Charlie--she may be a talentless ex-"escort" but she's always seemed pretty grounded where the kids are concerned & I doubt she'd fall into Chuck's lifestyle and fuck that up.

Out of all the crazy things Charlie's done, the craziest is something he hasn't done, with all his money--GET THAT FUCKING TOOTH FIXED!!!!!!!

He looks like a wizened old bum.

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I've always theorized that Charlie Sheen is harboring gay desires and that is partially the reason for his drug-filled life. He has never come to accept it completely.

Same goes for RDJ.

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Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 6:15pm.

I hate to admit this, but you're right.
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babybunny's picture

Charlie and his horn doggy ways WILL NOT BE STOPPED not even for young 'uns...who cares it is all sex education for his kids...well once a perv, always a perv I guess and that goes for Denise too....as far as that Rooney Mara chick she seems as dynamic and exiciting as sliced bread...I see nothing appealing or attractive about her...she is rather fuggy fug, but RAchel is gorge...if he chose this stick over Rachel I will personally bitch slap him to next week.

Sindicator's picture

That new "adopted" kid on Denise Richards sure looks a lot like those Sheen/Richards kids???

Alix's picture

I think CDAN considers it an "acting family" if at least one other family member is in the business. Kinda weak -- three members should be the minimum.
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Rooney comes from 2 football families...the Rooney's who own the Steelers and the Mara's, owners of the NY Giants. Safe to say she has more money than God and comes by her snotty, brooding, side-eye throwing temprement honestly.

SANS FARDS's picture

Who would cheat on Rachel Weisz? fuck! I bet the first one is Craig, too.

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Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 5:51pm.
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Sorry, but Rooney is the It Girl for 2012 so she's going to be everywhere. The fact that she grew up with access to a shit ton of money guarantees her position as a Northeast socialite that can afford whatever frocks Anna Wintour wants to have paraded around on her size 0 frame. Anna doesn't do size 5 fatties so Rooney has beat out all the other ingenues this year which is why she got Vogue without a resume to brag about.

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Submitted by anonymous7643 on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 6:01pm.

His rating system is weird. He's said before anyone who has won an Oscar is automatically A list, but then contradicted himself when he said that unless you can open a movie by name alone, you aren't A list.
By that logic, Clooney is A, Marisa Tomie (sp? whatever) is not.
*shrug*

I'm on the 'Daniel Craig is not hot at all' bandwagon.

Is Rachel Weisz (love! her) B list? I think of her as A-List... doesn't she have an oscar? And she's been doing a lot of work.

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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 5:14pm.

I wouldn't put it past Daniel Craig to cheat on Rachel. He threw his last bitch over, hardcore.
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That could happen, but it would be like trading filet mignon for shit soup. Not that I've never done it, but still... It's such an idiotic idea.

ETA: I can't see why any of them would want anything with Craig, though. Dude looks like a troll, ffs. Even Rooney's obnoxious ass could do better than him.
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NOT IMPRESSED's picture

I'll be happy when they're done promoting that Dragon Tattoo movie so I can stop looking at/hearing about Rooney Mara. I'm sick of this emo alien rich bitch, and I only learned who she was a couple weeks ago!
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Fucking_Classy's picture

Nah, I don't buy Craig for the 1st one. Rooney is all up Fincher's asshole, anyhow.

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lovelylaney's picture

ITA about the Fanning sisters. They're all over the Marc Jacob ads and whatnot and in Vogue, etc.

I think the last blind is Terrence Howard, not Charlie Sheen. Just a guess.

Fanning sisters for #2?

swarm-of-locusts's picture

Rooney Mara would only fuck on Daniel Craig if Fincher told her to. Daniel Craig said in an interview that he thought the Fincher/Mara relationship was weird so maybe he got invited to sample her goodies by Fincher. You know, for character development.
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FilthyBitch's picture

First, I thought Rooney was all weird with Fincher? They did that interview where he seemed to control even what she ate and seemed to be all wrapped up in him. Not sure why she would be sweating DC after all this time.

Two, who is Charlie's ex gf "and her husband"?
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annobanano's picture

Rooney comes from a football family, not actors - just sayin.

TexnDoc's picture

<"Wonder why this B list movie actress from an acting family">

I just read all her family was involved behind the scenes in pro-football.

Well, I read further and her sister is an actress. Who is better known for "singing the national anthem at football games". (snicker)

Hekki's picture

I wouldn't put it past Daniel Craig to cheat on Rachel. He threw his last bitch over, hardcore.

Mama Bear's picture

Threesomes sure are in the news lately (or in the gossip columns anyway)

I dont think any of MKs guesses are accurate. Buy then again there isnt much to go on....

Hekki's picture

I like all of MK's guesses. The only reason I don't think #2 is the Kardashians is because they already have a million irons in the fashion fire. They have those boutiques and their line at Sears and Kim has that "perfume" and who knows what else.

Although they DO have a rivalry, fueled by PMK.

I'd say the Lohans, because they WOULD need investors. Although I'm not certain there's a rivalry per se, I can see Dina stabbing one of her kids in the back.

It's almost as if Mara the Mouth *wants* to be drummed out of Hollywood. I've never seen an ingenue try so hard to piss off colleagues and her own profession in such a short period of time. Someone should let her know that she's not as edgy, rebellious or interesting as she thinks she is.

pomme's picture

how many contradictory rumors can it have on Rooney Mara?
between her "creepy/Pygmalion" relation with Fincher,Ted C's Charlotte "chuck" and this one,Rooney Mara is busy

Charlie Sheen is the best!!!go baby
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I love Daniel Craig but he is not A++ list in any definition of the word. The rest of the description fits though.

cdawg's picture

Maybe that's why Rooney Mara's been such a bitch lately?

be cool about fire safety

Aerialgreen's picture

We can all agree that we need video exhibit for item #1, preferably of Mr. Craig's bare everything

TexnDoc's picture

I was thinking Blohan and Ali for the feuding fashion sisters but I hope it's Miley and Noah who we know is the next Donna Karan. Or EllieMay Campbett.

caffeinecrazed's picture

I love the blind items.