LeAnn Rimes Is At The Beach Again
Ignore the sounds of Sarah McLachlan's "Angel" playing in your head, because even though LeAnn Rimes looks like a neglected horse fly who suffers from the dizzies due to malnourishment, she doesn't need your $18 a month donation. LeAnn Rimes needs a lot of things (examples: shame, dignity, the name of a good titty ball surgeon), but what she doesn't need is a donation. LeAnn's feedbag must be filled with nothing but gold coins, because she's permanently on vacation. In just the past few weeks, bitch was in Aspen and Mexico. And now she's strutting her yard apart chichis in Hawaii.
LeAnn and a friend were horsing around (If you GONG me for that one, make sure it leaves a mark.) on the beach yesterday in front of a bunch of paps who I'm sure she called herself. LeAnn can't go a week without posing for pictures that look like they came straight out of Horse Fancy's swimsuit edition.
And I need to take a quick moment to shed light on the abuse that plastic ball is enduring at the hooves of LeAnn Rimes. Can you imagine the painful emotions it's going through as it flies toward a ho with a cemetery of plastic balls on her chest? That poor plastic ball thinks she's going to catch it and stuff it into her chest where it will be trapped forever. What an evil bitch. Think of the plastic balls, LeAnn!
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Beach season again... There's nothing I expect more than this time of the year, the vacation time. I was actually checking this http://www.flybywire.co.nz/ resource today, this year I want to really have fun. And no, I don't plan to get thin like these girls here, it's beyond my understanding why they are dieting.
The friend is hot but LeeAnn can't hold a candle to Brandi, not now, not ever. My God, the female bitterness on this thread....
I really dislike this woman. I don't like how she thinks she's not a homewrecker or a cheater and how she insist that she eats. But seeing these pictures made me give her just a tiny bit of bonus points. Why? Stretch marks, they make her human/likeable while everything else about her screams "license to hate my guts/I'm fake" I know a lot of you are hating on her stretch marks but that's one thing I'll give her a pass for because you really can't do a damn thing about those. She can eat more, she can become a better person, she can tweet less, but once your body makes stretch marks they're there forever and all you can do is live and let live.
OMG MK i totally called her out on twitter because of her nasty side boobs, and of course, being the loser that she is, she responded and said "i can't help that they go to the side, but yay for side boobs"
so gross, she'll defend anything, even a shitty boob job
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You could grate cheese on that chest.
Submitted by _fail_ on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 1:13am.
Splashdown pic = Tits akimbo
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HAHA! "Tits akimbo" will be part of my regular vocab now. :)
Holy fucking stretch marks Batman. She's always forcing it to show she's having more fun than us. See everyone (and especially Brandi)? look how thin and super happy and in love I am. So transparent.
This is their third trip in the last month and we know Eddie isn't funding it. I read somewhere that she'll be ripping up their prenup soon because she's so confident that Squinty Mcdouchface will never stray from her and her wonky titty balls. Yeah. Right. Good luck with that.
Just remembered, I forgot to get ribs yesterday..
where to look? everywhere i look it's a disaster...the tits...the stretch marks...the face...the no birthing hips...and her friend...ack!
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Poor thang isn't looking well.....last thing anyone needs to be discussing are her fake boobs....that can easliy be remedied with her money. The layers of an ED - not so much. Anyone who is always trying so, so hard to appear jubilant at every hour just isn't at any peace.
Splashdown pic = Tits akimbo
She has looked worse. I guess that all those hamburgers are finally starting to take effect.
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Well, look at the bright side Falcor, you can always play chopsitcks on your xylophone sternum. That's talent, bitches!
So this is some soft-porn video foray? She's grabbing the bitch's crotch in #2, is she not?
I don't know if you normally see pr photo events done in such a Playboy-esque format.
She reminds me of Princess Stéphanie of Monaco.
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No disrespect to trannies but Falcor's got tranny-body: big shoulders, bolt-on tits and zero hips.
She is covered with stretch marks all over her boney ass and waist. They are an eyesore like the rest of her. All the money in the world can't fix fugly.
No surrsly, I just heard pterodactyl noises.
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Submitted by Pinkismyblack on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 7:09pm.
I sound like an old lady, but when I see girls wearing bikinis, I just think "attention- whore".
Two bottle caps and a cork is all you really need!
Her tits look out of control in 3rd pic but overall she looks good.
She looks good from the back...but from the front she looks like a xylophone with guitar string arms.
I sound like an old lady, but when I see girls wearing bikinis, I just think "attention- whore". I can't get comfortable with basically wearing pasties and a triangle in public. Am I weird?
That turkey neck and chicken chest makes me hungry.
This girl is pure 'rex and I speak from experience.
One of the stupidest things I read about anorexia is that you can spot people with it because they always wear baggy clothes all the time and try to cover up their bodies. Though this was true for me SOME of the time (ie at home with my family whom I tried to fool), it was not true at all when I was out and about. But because I'd read all these things that say 'it's always this way' I genuinely didn't think I had a problem. I think there are a few warning signs that are true of the 'rexics, but it's pretty dangerous when people start laying down hard and fast rules that are supposed to apply to all of us.
Anyway - that being said - this girl she need a sandwich.
Wait, the "friend" threw over Brandi to take up with LeAnn? Is she dicking Eddie on the downlow?
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"That's an awfully high horse sir, may I pet him?"
Broad shoulders.
Her bikini wardrobe is even worse than Wigney Spears' was.
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"That's an awfully high horse sir, may I pet him?"
I'll admit that her body looks better than it has in other pictures recently but the bitch still has gross boobs and no ass. The picture of her crawling in the sand is frightening!!
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Surprised she takes pictures with the friend who is even skinnier than she is.
Thumbnails #3 and #14 are simply dreadful. Her tits in #3? wow.
Poor girl. No matter how small she gets, she will always have Tim Tebow's shoulders. Sad face.
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--Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 9:41am.
Ok so she has a grill on her chest. And plastic tits. Other than that, come on people, bitch's body looks alot better than most of us! Sometimes you have to sacrifice chest flesh for that perfect ass (ask courtney cox's face).
Monica Bellucci has a wonderful body. Rachel Weisz and Kate Winslet have beautiful bodies. Leann's is a wreck.
It's incredibly aged, ungainly, sickened and looks far more robust in photos then it would in real life. This is the body of a mentally ill person.
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I have to admit she looks much better with a few more pounds on her. She's definitely not as skeletal.
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Submitted by Gigaboob on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 3:49pm.
Submitted by ditquoi on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 3:23pm.
"what's with all these 'friends' she has now did she pay them to pose for paps as well?"
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I believe this is the same "friend" that was with her in Aspen. I forgot her name but someone said she was actually Brandi's BFF but switched to the darker side because LeAnn has more cash or something. Her only other friends are on Twitter.
omg Brandi's former BFF really? sooo SWF. you couldn't make this dreck up if you tried.
Submitted by Oxygen on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 3:08pm.
Cheers, Oxygen! And WinterOwl22, yes it's exhausting stealing a husband. But I imagine it's even more tiring trying to hold on to the louse (knowing he'll probably cheat again).
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Does this girl even work anymore? Does she sing anymore?
bag of bones and fake boobs.
So not amused.
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She's worth $40 million. She supposedly had very good money managers who invested well on her behalf.
Who knew??!
Submitted by sweet_b on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 3:37pm.
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 2:54pm.
Sweet_b her latest album came out in September. She seems to only play at county fairs. I guess there's not that much demand for her to play amphitheaters.
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Bitch needs to focus then. She's spending too much time looking sick and stealing husbands.
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LMAO! But seriously, stealing husbands is so exhausting!
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As I've gotten older, I've learned to accept stretchmarks on women close to my own age. (And by accept I mean I turn out the lights.) But on this *much younger* cunty cave spider, they are like fleshy waves of karmic justice.
Oh. Yeah. and read a book called "Co-dependent no more".
JLo needs to read that shit too!
Submitted by ditquoi on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 3:23pm.
"what's with all these 'friends' she has now did she pay them to pose for paps as well?"
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I believe this is the same "friend" that was with her in Aspen. I forgot her name but someone said she was actually Brandi's BFF but switched to the darker side because LeAnn has more cash or something. Her only other friends are on Twitter.
I don't know; she almost looks as though she's had a couple of crackers since her last photo opp. She looks a little less like albino jerky.
That said, she really is horrible.
I don't care if she is pretty or whatever.
You don't need a man to make you happy LeAnn.
You can be happy on your own.
You need counseling for body dysmorphic disorder, self esteem and codependency.
I hope you find something other than eating disorders and starvation and the "approval of any man" to "make you happy".
they should bring back clackers lol
Brandi Glanville is kind of built like that--really skinny, flat ass, and she's also tacky as hell. He knows how to pick them.
Everybody says Eddie is in it for the money, but I don't understand how she has any money. She was big in music for like 5 minutes 10 years ago...I don't get it.
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 2:54pm.
Sweet_b her latest album came out in September. She seems to only play at county fairs. I guess there's not that much demand for her to play amphitheaters.
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Bitch needs to focus then. She's spending too much time looking sick and stealing husbands.
Im still trying to imagine her and Cibrian having sex. Kinda creepy...
Well, she's getting paid for these photos, right? Wasn't there a blind item that said how Blohan got a paltry $10,000 for her Hawaii photos, when most celebs usually get more?
So I guess that's how skinny bones makes her ribs meet.
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Do not like any of this.
She needs a good kick in the cunt. Thumb nine, bitches, that's prime for a good cunt kick.