Friday, January 6th 2012
Justin Bieber's Jesus Tattoo Is Missing Something
Justin Bieber and his daddy, the Canadian KFed, went to Shakey's in L.A. yesterday and as he jumped onto the booster seat on the driver side of his Range Rover, he flashed the new Jesus tattoo on his leg. It's nice and everything that the real Jesus is paying homage to the other Jesus with an ink portrait on his chicken leg, but it's incomplete! Let me fix that for Justin:
Jesus' eyes rolling up into Justin's shorts was just screaming for that. I will fax this to the tattoo shop inside of the Kid Zone Play Center, so Justin's artist is ready to go. I'm sure his legal guardians, Selena Gomez and Usher, have already signed a consent form so Justin doesn't have to worry about that.
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i still believe 2 people made a bet ,,1 believed he can make a nobody famous and the other humoured him with the challenge.....it will never be announced..in time a screw up will happen..............
why isn't there someone in his life to guide him towards making correct decisions, not only is he covering baby smooth skin with nonsense, having a tattoo at age 16 means that by 25 it will look like an aging piece of diarrhea stain coming out of his pants, not to mention if he doesn't stop now he will soon look like Beckham has transformed himself today after his serious crappy tattoo addiction..sorry but in my book skin is beautiful to look at and not to be covered up with crap,
Submitted by Rdeadline on Sat, 01/07/2012 - 1:15am.
He has got to be on anti puberty hormones or something to that effect. He's so underdeveloped.
I think getting a face on your body is stupid, especially Jesus. I thought real Christians couldn't mark their bodies with tattoos.
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The "No Tats" rule is for Jews (supposedly). Although I know quite a few who have them.
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This is quite simple. He's a child, therefore I am opposed to children getting tattoos.
That is all.
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Submitted by Rdeadline on Sat, 01/07/2012 - 1:15am.
I think it's a gray area. Some are so violently opposed that they won't allow any kind of temporary skin are, and some are like, "Meh, whatever. As long as you're 18 and they use clean needles."
Submitted by Cat Scratch on Sat, 01/07/2012 - 12:18am.
Personally my biggest problem with it has nothing to do with religion, but with good taste.
And imagine what would happen if he ever developed calf muscles. Jesus would look like Mickey Rourke.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 8:11pm.
He also might not have a penis.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 6:52pm.
Please don't give the little turd ideas.
And I'll second the people saying PULL YOUR FUCKING PANTS UP. Nobody wants to see your Spongebob panties, you little twit!
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Surprising no news outlet followed up on the DNA results, supposedly out in December.
That Biebed faced kid sure looks like him..
He has got to be on anti puberty hormones or something to that effect. He's so underdeveloped.
I think getting a face on your body is stupid, especially Jesus. I thought real Christians couldn't mark their bodies with tattoos.
What Christians don't seem to get is that Christianity was supposed to inspire people to be "Christ-like" not all members of the same Jesus fan club. Do you think a man in rags willing to have his palms driven into with nails would really give a shit about a pore-less pop star wearing his inaccurate likeness a couple thousand years later?
That Bieber punk better be God-fearing though because it looks like the big man in the sky designed him to be a living punchline.
TOTALLY INSUFFERABLE.
Submitted by Arlene Machiavelli on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 5:07pm.
The Apocalypse is nigh.
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Fucking lol...
Submitted by Hellraiser on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 7:47pm.
And why did the who's your daddy scandal sadly fade away without a beliebable (sorry) explanation? Imma gonna pray to Bieber's scrawny calf for answers.
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Because he submitted DNA for comparison and her camp dropped her. The new camp has been dancing around getting the comparison done. It's a bunch of shit-- Bieber doesn't produce sperm, his balls haven't even dropped yet.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
Submitted by TexnDoc on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 4:34pm.
I don't know if it's been mentioned in 3 pages of posts, but it looks like it's drawn on and temporary rather than an inked needled permanent tattoo.
He's 17. A tattoo artist would lose their license, no?
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Depends on where the tattoo took place. In Canada you can get a tattoo at 16 if you have parental consent, 18 otherwise. If it happened in California, California Penal Code 653 states every person who tattoos or offers to tattoo a person under the age of 18 years is guilty of a misdemeanor. There is no parental consent.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 4:34pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
Not that it matters, but what do you think the Bieb's motivation was behind this tat? Is he a true Christian who feels the love for Christ so profoundly that he had to have Jesus inked permanently on his sacrificial calf? Or was this done to be a narcissistic reference to the Belieber's "crucifixion" by the press over that whole paternity scandal? Poor, poor suffering baby billionaire. WWJ(ustin)D?
And why did the who's your daddy scandal sadly fade away without a beliebable (sorry) explanation? Imma gonna pray to Bieber's scrawny calf for answers.
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This bitch. I can't.
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Looks great Bieber...why not get the Virgin Mary on the other leg?
Chicken yes. And a fucking annoying ugly one.
Was the Bieb's Jersey Shoresque tool of a father always around, or did the douche-bag show up once the meal ticket started to make it big?
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HaHa....you so make me laugh.....gurl please....haha
Why would you want a tattoo of Jesus looking up your shorts at your bum.
Forget the tattoo. The idiot needs to pull up his pants. I really thought that fad would die out as quickly as it has started, but here it is years later and we still have tools all over the place walking around with their pants haning off their asses.
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The Apocalypse is nigh.
What a couple of fucking tools. I agree pull up your fucking pants.
Submitted by Athina on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 12:39pm.
Pull your pants UP, you little fucking poser! You're not gangsta, you're not bad ass, you look like a stupid, scrawny little fuck who left the house without his belt. Grrrr...such a pet peeve of mine.
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I don't know if it's been mentioned in 3 pages of posts, but it looks like it's drawn on and temporary rather than an inked needled permanent tattoo.
He's 17. A tattoo artist would lose their license, no?
Submitted by Farty McAssface on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 2:49pm.
I kinda wanna do bad things with his dad.
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I kinda wanna do bad things with his dad.
This is my signature.
Jesus, take the wheel!
No really...is the Babeh old enough to drive??
I want to cunt punt this little fucktard. I'd so let his Dad fuck me raw though!
Jesus looks like he's thinking, "I can't BELIEVE where I am."
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 1:18pm.
you have achieved avvie nirvana.don't ever change it.
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Don't stand on my tits, bitch!
it's funny, when i first saw that tat this morning, i couldn't figure out why baby beiber got a tattoo of ryan gosling as it looks nothing like the supercuts jesus of my childhood.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 1:16pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 1:14pm.
Your new fucking avvie!!!!BWWAAAAAAS!!!
dies laughing.
---Thanks LOL eh! Introducing Sucky Jesus. Nice illumination dontcha think??
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 1:14pm.
Your new fucking avvie!!!!BWWAAAAAAS!!!
dies laughing.
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Don't stand on my tits, bitch!
I just want to punch Bieber in the face.
Submitted by Vulvalicious on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 12:42pm.
I can't tell, but are jesus's eyes pointing toward the Bieb's adlers?
---Because he's a bit gay. Disciples PFFFFFT!
Submitted by warmjuice on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 12:35pm.
I guess you are right...I'm even wearing jeans from high school today (10 years later, but least they still fit!)
Although I am pretty sure overalls were a little popular for awhile and thankfully disappeared!
Jeebus has featured on toast, bagels, cheetos and now the back of Justin
Beiber's leg, now he's really made it.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 12:57pm.
Note to Whamo:
Men don't 'giggle'. Men 'guffaw'. Learn the difference..
This is probably why you don't get poon very often.
The douche seed obviously fell very close to the douche tree with
these two.
Maybe Jesus is looking to see if Beaver got his first period yet.
all hail maxi pad!
Sandbitch, your avvie is fucking awesome.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 12:42pm.
In the not too distant future, he'll be wearing a maple leaf bandana to cover his baldness and hosting Canada's Dumbest Criminals
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AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
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Submitted by WWJDFAKB on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 12:27pm
I dunno, I've just seen better tats. Maybe ugly isn't the word, it's just so basic and unoriginal,
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 12:55pm.
"...it's doesn't look like it was done by a grade 8 student that comes to school on the short bus."
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But it does look like it was done ON a grade 8 student...
But I agree with you both, quality - pass, ORIGINALITY - FAIL.
If I never saw another picture of Justin Bieber, I'd be cool with that.
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I always wondered what kind of parent would let this twink get tattoos. Now I know.
OURMISSCunt - per the inimitable suckandfuck, 12-23-11.
Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 12:38pm.
*prays to Justin's leg for forgiveness*
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That gave me the giggles.
Submitted by WWJDFAKB on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 12:27pm
I dunno, I've just seen better tats. Maybe ugly isn't the word, it's just so basic and unoriginal,
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I hear you and agree, I've seen better but at least it's doesn't look like it was done by a grade 8 student that comes to school on the short bus.
ROTFL @hairless huevos
There are way too many funny comments here to single out one or five, so let me give you funny horz a massive, loud slow clap. As usual, horz don't disappoint.
He's the kind of dad that would be MORTIFIED to have such a girly-boy, except that the girly-boy in question is worth millions.
OMG that bottom pic is a keeper LOLOLLLLLLLLLLLL
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Justin Bieber's father is a gorgeous homosexual!
(Are there nude photograph's of him?)
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.