Friday, January 6th 2012

The Time David O. Russell Groped His Transgendered Niece's Tits In The Middle Of A Hotel Gym

David O. Russell, noted asshole (click here and here for evidence) and director of The Fighter was being investigated by the Broward County Sheriff's after his 19-year-old transgendered niece told police that he molested her chichis in the gym of a Florida hotel during a workout on December 30th. If this story was a cup of alphabet soup, it would only have the letters W, T and F floating in it, because this shit is just fucked up.

TMZ says that David's niece told police that they were doing ab crunches together (???) when he stopped to ask her about her transition and that led to talk about how hormones are making her tits grow. The niece claims that during their talk David slipped his hands under her top to touch her bare breasts. So there's David, molesting his transgendered niece right next to the ab crunch machine in the middle of a damn gym. If it makes you feel less gross, David and his niece aren't related by blood. It didn't take a layer of gross off? Yeah, me neither.

The niece reported the titty grab three days after it happened. She told the cops that it made her feel uncomfortable, but she never told him to stop. When the cops asked David about it, he said that she gave him permission, because she wanted to know if one of her tits was bigger than the other. David also said that his niece is the one who made him pinky swear to not tell anyone about it. At this point in the police interview, David probably should've ate his fist and shut the hell up, but he kept talking:

In the police report, one of the investigators notes, "Russell stated [his niece] is always causing drama since the transgender transformation and has become very provocative and seductive."

That shit actually came out of his talk hole. Lily Tomlin, please feed this asshole your boot. David should've just told police, "It's Florida!" That would've been a better excuse.

And when you're a 52-year-old grown man and a 19-year-old asks you to PINKY SWEAR to not tell anyone about you grabbing her nipples in a hotel gym, just perform a citizen's arrest on yourself and go directly to jail. Because something illegal definitely went down.

A little while ago, a rep for the Broward County Sheriff's office said that they are not filing charges against David and the case is closed:

"We are pleased that the authorities have looked into this matter and have confirmed that the investigation has been concluded and the case has been closed."

They probably checked the law books and found out that in Florida a pinky swear is considered a legally binding agreement and so none of their testimonies could be used in court. Damn.

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by Fronika on Sat, 01/07/2012 - 10:00am.

Welcome to the world of women, Niece.

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Ha, exactly. I think that's precisely why Uncle David did that shit, to be like "So you wanna be a female, eh? Well, okay! Time to get molested by a family member!"

Also, that picture of his transgendered niece gives me a sad vibe. He's so young, and you get the feeling dude's been taken advantage of before, ya know what I mean.

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Sounds like this asshat needs a severe beating.

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Submitted by Fronika: "Welcome to the world of women, Niece."

Word.

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Isn't James Cameron supposed to be even more of an asshole than this guy (to work with, I haven't heard of him groping relatives)? I guess he just makes people too much money for them to give a fuck.

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If you pay close attention, you can almost hear a chant while reading this story: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

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That video illustrates what an out of control, inflamed, gaping asshole he is.

That is all.

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Welcome to the world of women, Niece.

"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin

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Relatives, strangers, gym buddies or neighbors - bottom line is that one never has the right to put their uninvited hands on another person.

The niece waiting 3 days to report it doesn't prove/disprove anything. Deciding to report a family member WOULD take careful consideration and likely was not an easy conclusion to reach.

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A picture is worth a thousand words.

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

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"If this story was a cup of alphabet soup, it would only have the letters W, T and F floating in it, because this shit is just fucked up."

More proof why Michael K is the best. Love the creativity :)

"it would seem the accuser is an attention whore shit stirrer.
His own siblings are saying that."

Yes, and we all know no one's family members would ever lie about anything, especially not if it might protect another family member from looking like a rat bastard pervert.

And who said she was a drama queen, other than the uncle accused of groping her? Might his comment be a tad self-serving?

Besides which, if a 53 year old man has a nineteen year old family member of either gender, even a quite retiring one, much less one who is supposedly a known "attention whore shit stirrer", how *ignorant* does he have to be to think that feeling her/him is a good idea, ever?

"And the niece IS a drama queen, going to the police over a titty grope proves it."

If he did it to a nineteen year old who wasn't his niece it wouldn't be ok, but since it is his niece, you think she had no right to go to the police?

He's 53 years old, and she is his niece, even if it is only by marriage. Even if she had *begged* him to grope her, what kind of a jackass would do that?

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If this story was a cup of alphabet soup, it would only have the letters W, T and F floating in it, because this shit is just fucked up.

This quote gave me the biggest hardon. Fucking genius MK.

Haribo's picture

that's all sorts of twisted!

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

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David is an obvious homosexual and rather hot-looking.

Are there nude photos of David? (We suspect sizemeat)

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She may very well stir shit but he is older, wealthier and more powerful and should be held to a higher standard. The trouble is that many of these high-flyer, Hollywood directors behave like psychopaths.

Submitted by TBH on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 10:13pm.

Does it really surprise you that the government would be SO late to including non-women in the rape definition? This is the same government that takes five days to get a package three miles.

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Submitted by TimC on Sat, 01/07/2012 - 1:14am.

So you're saying that incest isn't as bad if an uncle grabs your tits, that any reference to breasts counts as "asking for it," and that it's no big deal if an adult is sexually harassed and they shouldn't cause a fuss.

Charming.

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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.

While this is many kinds of wrong, let's remember that this niece is an adult, not some helpless child, not some mentally disabled adult; and he's just an uncle, not a father, not a brother, not immediate family. And then they are doing ab crunches and talking about her tits and it sounds like she's not even wearing a bra (what the hell does "bare breasts" under her top mean?). I believe both of their stories. And I believe they are both creepy. And the niece IS a drama queen, going to the police over a titty grope proves it. People can be creepy and dramatic, and it's not the end of the world. There's no reason for all you sluts to turn into mob with torches and pitchforks.

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I didn't realize he was responsible for writing and directing Spanking the Monkey

This all makes sense now

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Negative. As much as I want to correct the title to "The time David O Russell drew back a nub" it would seem the accuser is an attention whore shit stirrer.
His own siblings are saying that.

Zero use for either one, but if it's a battle of the divas...I hope both lose.

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I just want to kick this fucker square in the balls.

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Kim Richards should play David in a sensitive explanation of this moment/story.

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So to review, his defense is that
1. his niece had been coming on to him for some time
2. he was just trying to help
3. but what he did was wrong
4. but it's his niece's fault.

The transgender aspect of this makes me feel that he took advantage of a person that probably has enough bullshit to deal with on a daily basis without this. I don't want to suggest that she is a tragic figure simply for being transgender, but you'd think a little sensitivity might be in order.

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fuck, I cannot spell, too tired, the straight honor roll of the school, straight A's.

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 10:08pm.

My son is also on the disguinesed honorroll.
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Help me here doll. The disguised honor roll? The disabled (which he he should not be if autistic, but let's roll with it) roll?

Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt

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My son is also on the disguinesed honorroll.
I figured out the best I can do is stay in touch with his teachers/aids who are fucking awesome and would totally let me know about kids who need protection, and I do.

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Thanks Karen.

Yeah, I do okay, my son does more than OK. he's on the disguinesd honor role.I cant spell. and I just have to blanket myself from his classmates.
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I wish you would tell me what those godawful classmates do. I really think I could give you a few psychological pointers to give to you and your son. I need an age level too.

I am editing this to add: please don't add anything too personal-- just generalities. We know what happens to those who add specifics :-)

Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt

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Karen
exactly.
the stuff that keeps me up and crying into my pillow every god damn night.

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Thanks Karen.
Yeah, I do okay, my son does more than OK. he's on the disguinesd honor role.I cant spell. and I just have to blanket myself from his classmates.

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 9:26pm.

It's the poor children born without even a level playing field who need our help and protection.
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Sorry I can't shut up tonight, but the truth is you are absolutely right. There is no level playing field when it comes to children who are molested (nice word for raped for the most part, but it encompasses many acts), and there is a huge disparity between those who offend and their victims. From a recent study:

It is estimated that at least one out of every four girls has been sexually abused by the age of 18, and one out of every six boys. Reality is that one to ten percent of all victims are estimated to ever report their abuse. Shake that out with these numbers, kids.

Shockingly, 90% of all child sex abuse victims know the perpetrators (called the “Acquaintance Molester), and 68% are abused by family members.

The average female driven offender abuses approximately 50 girls before being caught, while the offender who seeks out male victims averages 150 victims and 280 sexual offenses before being stopped.

Now who is it here that thinks everything male is better?

bmitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
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Those are some disturbing stats. Did you hear that the Obama admin broaden the definition of rape to include men and other forms of sexual assault? I can't believe men weren't included in the previous definition, but I guess it's b/c men are mostly seen as the perpetrators of rape and not the victims of it.

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 6:41pm.

Damn Wood Dragon, I think you live in the Tampa Bay Area with me! I always hear NYer's saying "It's not like it is in NY" and I wonder why the hell they are still here! Probably those absurd taxes there...

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"If it's so great up north, GO BACK THERE." or
"Yeah maybe it ain't as good as home, but I've never had to shovel sunshine."

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 9:26pm.

Submitted by Karen Flatts on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 9:20pm.
You are too sweet. I was being metophorical when I said that. It's the poor children born without even a level playing field who need our help and protection.
for the record, I see a therapist and have meds..
thanks xoxooxxoxooxoxo
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Good. I actually am not very sweet, but I think you know that. If I give a shit about you, I would guess that should mean SOMEthing, because as Snowpiece says I am a cunt.

If you would ever want to talk about autism, I have professional and personal experience. My two nephews are autistic, and dealing with their classmates is not fun. Their mom is an absolute saint, in my opinion.

ETA: I don't care about the meds. I care about the person, and you seem to do well.

Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt

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Has no one asked why these two were at a gym hotel working out? I love my uncle (who is not a perv), but we've never gone to the gym together because that's just weird. There's more to this story.

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Submitted by Karen Flatts on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 9:20pm.
You are too sweet. I was being metophorical when I said that. It's the poor children born without even a level playing field who need our help and protection.
for the record, I see a therapist and have meds..
thanks xoxooxxoxooxoxo

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 9:16pm.

Okay, that just makes me want to sit in a tub of warm water and open my wrists. Only thing stopping me is my own autistic son, who needs me. he is very high function, but his classmates break my fucking heart, every day. shit.
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Stay away from the tub, doll. You have borne enough witness to my ridiculousness to know if I say this, it is true: You are one of the people who still makes me believe in the goodness of man. Stay here for your son and those of us you make think twice.

It is the therapist in me, but I cannot help asking: How old is your son, and what do his classmates do?

Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt

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I think this is like when white girls ask to touch a black girls hair. They're just so intrigued by the foreignness of it and it's like a magnet to their hands. They can't resist and I don't think they realize they're making you uncomfortable unless you say something.

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Submitted by Karen Flatts on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 9:07pm.

Okay, that just makes me want to sit in a tub of warm water and open my wrists. Only thing stopping me is my own autistic son, who needs me. he is very high function, but his classmates break my fucking heart, every day. shit.

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You know, so fucking disgusting? I have two nephews who are grown men. mind you, it would NEVER happen, but if they asked me to touch their balls, ( euuu, gross, shudder) I would NOT.
this fuckhole said, oh, okay. gross motherfucker needs some serious jailtime with perverts like him.

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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 7:10pm.

This story reminds me of this pedo who worked in a kindergarden (!!!) and when he was caught molesting some 2 year-old he said something like "she was being very flirty and provocative".

I shit you not.

To a deranged asshole, ANYTHING can be interpreted as an invitation to sex, and y'all know, if she was wearing a miniskirt... she had it coming.
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Exactly right. If you ever have the misfortune of dealing with these people, you know that they "know" it is wrong, but believe it is natural. Those of us who have to interview them know that they respond to our emulated empathy. I have seen grown men and women vomit after having the courage to get a confession from these animals because they were brave enough to act their way through the story. Jack Nicholson has nothing on these guys and girls.

Luckily for me I simply have to listen, and feign neutrality. Law Enforcement agents have to pretend they understand how a 50 year old man could be attracted to a 2 year old boy or girl, and how that boy or girl actually flirted with them and silently gave them the permission to rape them horribly. The screams and blood apparently do not register.

There are a lot of gray areas in life, but one thing I know for sure is that pedophilia is as surely "incurable" as anything else you are born with. The people who are afflicted with this condition are also afflicted with sociopathic tendencies; if they weren't they would never be able to torture children they way they do.

Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt

There needs to be a video remake of what happened, starring Tom Cruise and Elle Fanning

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And I thought my family was weird.

Read Triston's Heaux-ventures as he traipses the Heaux-rient Sexpress!

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Submitted by Schmoopy on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 7:41pm.

Ugh. This doesn't surprise me at all. Deerfield Beach, eh? LMAO. Most of Broward and Miami-Dade Counties are just really crazy. And seriously, co-sign to the fellow Floridians who can't stand the asshole New Yawkuhs who bitch about shit down here. Then go the fuck back to wherever you came from, douche! Your snowbird ass is clogging up the damn roads for those of us who need to get to work and pickup our kids from school. (lifting an ass cheek to let out a big guava cheesecake fart)

Anyone from Miami on this board? El Pollo Tropical anyone? Yum!
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david is obviously a grade a scumbag, but i cannot fault him for this, trannies are so fucking hot!!!
it's just impossible to keep your hands to yourself
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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 8:29pm.

Bitch! Please. Take yur meds before you come in here. Calm down your personalities and pretensions for one quick minute.

Your first reply was reactionary and the second, desperate.

...damn shit-starters.

*lights another bowl*

Cheers to another Friday. We made it another week again!
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and most trannies I know are legit hookers anyway....

This would not be nearly as interesting if the person making the allegations was not a tranny. I think there probably was a mutual flirtation. What 19 year old in their right mind would allow all of this to happen without saying anything?? I am on Russell's side...it is probably because I find him really handsome...and that tranny is a busted mess.

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Submitted by Hysteria on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 8:21pm.

Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 8:03pm.
Ummm, no.

To sum it up, "15 out of 16 rapists will never spend a day in jail."... and that's RAPISTS. Don't even get me started on a dude who "only" touched a girl's rack.
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Urrrrm. Durr.
The fact that girls/women still don't get taken seriously when it comes to sexual assult -- is not in question, as far as I'm concerned.

One of my coll-ich research papers was on sexual assault law and the fact that women have been treated unfairly. It used to be even more blatant, but in the past couple of decades some progress was made in strengthening laws to protect victims. Still not fixed.

I believe in this case the transgender was clearly treated unfairly (as far as the info posted here goes).
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Did you even read my whole fucking post? And paid attention? Damn.

Your point was that if she were a regular female, he would've probably been "hauled down & charged straight away". My reply was, I THINK NOT, and at the end I stated that "of course being transgender only makes things worse for her, but my point is, women don't get it much easier, either."

Anyhow, off to sleep.
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