Sunday, January 8th 2012

Hot Sluts Of The Day!

Awwgasm alert! Sometimes getting the Hot Slut stamp is as simple as being a baby deer and licking the fleas off of a kitten on a bed of guinea pig bedding in a kiddie pool with the tag still on it. This is one of those times.

(For Joan)

Posted by: Michael K


LisaRose's picture

Me thinks he's looking for a teat! This makes me want to say:
Can't we all just get along??!!

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THAT is one of the cutest things I have ever seen. I love animals SO MUCH. They are so much better than human beings. I want that kitten.

CokeyBloke's picture

Once I got past my flurry of "awwwws" I swear I had to stop and shake it out. I mean, can I get a little background? Kiddie pool (w/tag)? Obvious onlookers? Fawn and kitten?

Is this a romper room donkey show or what?

Puppy Love's picture

Too cute--I love them!

Dion flowerboy's picture

I am in the fetal position, killed by the cute. XOXOXoxoxox. Much needed. Thankyou.

Dirk Diggler's picture

Awwwww!

WallyRaffle's picture

ugh my kitty jumps all over my lab like this, then lab licks her face then she comes to me for a pat and she's covered in dog lick. Used to try and suckle at the lab's claws too until she found the perfect suckle material - wooly scarves.

WithinReason...'s picture

Love, love, love.

"The only money shot you'll get is a load of tears to the face." MK

letinstar's picture

that was so adorable...
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jelliebean's picture

Aaadorable!!

TelevisedRevolution's picture

Can't help but wonder what the story is - animal sanctuary? How do you end up with a faun in your backyard kiddie pool? What do you feed a faun - angel food cake and low-fat?

Very sweet, though, Just triggers my Detective LaToya gene..,

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That is SO cute! I also watched the video after this one titled Baby Deer trapped in a pool, fortunately they were able to get her out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=SXX6zm1sJEQ

MickeyHolland's picture

LOL @ precociousmagpie calling an innocent little kitten a shameless opportunist. I'm fairly certain there would be no baby kissing if she were running for president.

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ImpertinentVixen's picture

SqueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEE!!11!

*ovaries explode*

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precociousmagpie's picture

Is there a more shameless opportunist than the kitten? Playas be acting like everybody is their mother. That baby deer looks even younger, relatively speaking, than the kitten, and yet it is being bullied into some unpaid nuzzling and face-rubbing against its will. That kitten had better not try that shit on *me*, no sir, I will… not… toler-ate… *purrrrrrrpurrrrrrr* Awww, my widdle sweetums…

Deb's picture

Amen, babybunny! It almost looks like the kitten wants to nurse. Very adorable, whatever the motives!

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pomme's picture

i'm too reasonable for Internet conspiracy
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it's the cutest of the cutest

babybunny's picture

Off the charts adoreableness, we need more awwgasms, especially in this cold world. My doggy raised four litters of kittens, so I get to see interspecies love every day, all I can is that animals heal a broken heart and spirit like no other, I would be a goner emotionally and mentally if it wasn't for my fuzzy friends. You cannot love these guys enough!!

cocoebert's picture

on a bed of bedding?

MK, you truly are a gifted wordsmith.

I keed, I keed. You make me larf on a regular basis, so this is just gentle ribbing.

Aww, I want one of each.

This video of two foxes discovering a backyard trampoline made me laugh out loud:

http://youtu.be/c8xJtH6UcQY

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So sweet!

Hellraiser's picture

Umm, I lost my aww-gasm when I saw the title of the video above this one: "Python swallows a deer alive then spits it out."

That's some Voldemort/Nagini shit.

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me wants kitten!

Juniperjump's picture

Too much cute.

Let's bring it back to a slightly lewd level. Baby deer suck like you wouldn't believe. A family we used to live by took in a orphan deer occasionally to raise for a while and I used to go down and feed it its bottle. And if you didn't have a bottle to hand, it would go for your fingers. And Wow- they sucked so hard your fingers would hurt.

Thamar's picture

"Doc, I don't want to fly anymore"

That's some lion lamb type action there...sweet
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cprincess's picture

I must say that Bambi really is a cartoon character full of adorableness-I mean look at the spots on his/her back-Disney couldn't have done it better...
I don't know how old kitty is but its pretty clear that he should be off the titty already and there he is looking for a snack from Bambi-kids eh-greedy little barstards...

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Dog's picture

The fawn's eyes are liquid! Just gorgeous.

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TheBreakdown's picture

This is seriously the most precious shit I've seen in a hot minute.

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CarrieOn's picture

The kitten looks frustrated that Bambi's not hitting the right spot.

gee_gee's picture

Noooooo! This made my heart grow three sizes today. I have to stop looking at this before my heart reaches normal size. We wouldn't want that to happen.

Dog's picture

OMG I'M IN LOVE! AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWZZZ! I WANT THEM!

That kitten is shady.

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LUBZ!!!!!!

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

TexnDoc's picture

Baby deers and kittens? Someone please put MK's black heart back in the freezer. It came home from Italy luke-warm and with a beat.

lalamaria's picture

Aweeeeeeeeeeee that warms mah cold widdle heart

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♥ BEST FRIENDS ♥

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.