Open Post: Hosted By Linda Ramone
The pressures of single-handedly providing the glamour to an event is sometimes too heavy for Dolly Parton's spiked wig to bear and so the wife of the late Johnny Ramone, Linda Ramone, heard Dolly's plea and came to last night's L.A. premiere of Joyful Noise (aka the movie your nana is going to make you watch when it plays on a loop on the Hallmark Channel next Christmas) with gifts. The gifts Linda brought was a touched by Angie Dickinson coif, cataract sunglasses that will make Anna Wintour's eyes tear up with jealousy, an outfit provided by Nanny Fran and a pursed sour mouth that most people will make when they're forced to see Joyful Noise. (Dolly can do no wrong, but that movie really does look like a crap Sister Act pushed out and forgot to flush.)
So Dolly's wig was able to let out a synthetic sigh of relief when glamour services were also provided by Linda last night. But that's WAY more I can say for some of the other moonshine-faced homely creatures (hint: THE CYRUSES) at last night's premiere. In order: Jo Champa with her son and Linda Ramone, a Botoxed ray of sunshine, Queef Latifah, an actor who goes by the name of Jeremy Jordan but really needs to change his name since there is only ONE Jeremy Jordan, Keke Palmer, Vivica Fox and the family from Texas Chainsaw Massacre who stumbled onto the carpet after huffing from gas tanks in the parking lot.
OT: hottie on the left, hottie on the left! And Mz. Parton ain't bad either, Fierce!
"The only money shot you'll get is a load of tears to the face." MK
A day late, but it's really nice to see people step up and offer genuine support and the benefit of experience to those who need it. *happy smile*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nwp_spT6xk
"The only money shot you'll get is a load of tears to the face." MK
Submitted by TurtReturns on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 10:18pm.
I had my nose pierced last month. Been wanting it for years. I went a few days after I found out 100% that I was accepted into grad school. I'm sporting a *teeny tiny* pink sparkly.
I love it.
I am jealous, too! But I have a nose the size of a small child and I really don't need that much attention drawn to that part of my face.
Radar are reporting that Khloe ain't a Kardashian ESCANDALO!
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2012/01/khloe-not-kardashian-dad-f...
"Doc, I don't want to fly anymore"
At this time. This low budget film sound just right. I would even see it. Love Dolly and Latifa.like Bette Barbara they give give give. we dump on Leanne etc why because they are utterly selfish and give nothing Dried up at young ages yet these older gals can still smile and inspire.
Memo to night crew
Hearts mend dlisters.
Will to live got to have it
not will to death
Hanging on itself is noble
Cheer someone up today start with yourself!
Goodnight for real, everybody.
Hugs to all.
Good night Jintess ♥
Night sweet peoples
Can't offer much as far as comfort because I really would give terrible advice.
But I do advise one and all to stay away from GG erotica.
Sleep well
Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 11:37pm.
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Le siiiiiiiigggggghhhhhhhh. So true. Speaking of, I guess I should go do that treadmill thing.
I know from my own life and these posts that things are really deeply hard for people right now.
Just breathe and keep posting. Keep talking to people, or writing or whatever, so you don't let yourself get isolated.
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"The universe is made of stories, not atoms."
Muriel Rukeyser, poet
Submitted by TurtReturns on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 11:22pm.
Bjork, being the super conservative state trooper 5-0 that he is, he was pissed. Secretly though, I think he likes it.
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Ha, ha, good for you.
The good thing about a belly ring is that it makes you keep a taut, or somewhat not super flabby, stomach. But that's also the bad thing about it.
"Bill (the centaur, Rose's friend) knew how to get rid of the body. He lifted up his front horse legs and started to trample the corpse eventually dismembering it with his powerful hooves. turning its parts of former sofia into a rainbow pool on the sheets, with a magic blow from his giant cock, the corpse turned into a beautiful rainbow. and the centaur climed the rainbow out the window."
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Centaurs are evil, and some are looney.
Good night, GG. Thanks ♥
Make sure you squirt from a distance so you don't singe your leather pants when Bjork bursts into flames ;)
Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 11:27pm.
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WHATEVER!!! I saw your pic on picture day, you are so pretty! Your nose was not big, lol. And I'd much rather be able to rock a belly button piercing. :P
Well good nite all. Congrats to MudTurtle on getting into grad school and on the nose bling. I hope tomorrow is better for you all and esp for Whiskey River Girl. *squirts holy water on Bjork You on way out*
Submitted by TurtReturns on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 10:31pm.
lolol and RIGHT BACK ATCHA. I'll bet your nose piercing's all like ADORABLE and shit. Mine would look like a wart on the side of Mt. Everest lolol *can't really even start to h8 dammit*
GG, that is flipping hilarious. Nobody wants crotch sweat! I remember being told that if I tried to pierce my own belly button, that I would hit a nerve that would paralyze me, or hit an artery that would set up an infection that went straight to my brain, lol.
MudTurtle, a compliment is a compliment!
Yeah the crap parents tell their kids. My dad told me, when I wanted to buy leather pants back in the 80's,that leather pants made your crotch and butt sweat. I didn't get the pants.
Bjork, being the super conservative state trooper 5-0 that he is, he was pissed. Secretly though, I think he likes it.
what's good?
What does your husband think about it, Mud?
Who cares, it's your body, but I was just curious.
Lol, obviously I am not yet on my treadmill!
GG, I heard the same thing when I was younger about both tongue and belly piercing. I think it may have been a deterrent used by parents, lol. Mine seemed relatively safe; of course I went to a professional who used gloves, autoclaves, sterile equipment, et cetera. It was a really quick process as well.
I love it. I never cared for the way my nose looked until now and now I think it's cute. My running buddy told me "I'm not a lesbian or anything, but I think it's sexy on you." Lol.
My friend got the Monroe. It always looked like she had a booger on her face.
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Damn you, I am going to have nightmares now!
Turtle - was there any danger involved in your piercing? I heard there are viens in your nostrils and if you accidently pierce them you could bleed to death. Or was this just bs they told us kids (80's) so we wouldnt get them??? Anyway, it sounds cute!
Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 10:56pm.
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Oh, how I have missed the D. ;)
Submitted by TurtReturns on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 10:49pm.
WRG, please take care of yourself and know that we all love you here on ze interwebz. I am thinking of you.
It's been good catching up with you guys. I'm off to run 4.5 miles on the treadmill now. Ugh.
Night all.
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Translate: She is going off to fap to Golden Girls porn.
Have a good workout and night, Mud. And again, congrats!
XoDDD
http://youtu.be/UzwagjisX_o
b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b
"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
WRG, please take care of yourself and know that we all love you here on ze interwebz. I am thinking of you.
It's been good catching up with you guys. I'm off to run 4.5 miles on the treadmill now. Ugh.
Night all.
THE CONCLUSION...
"Dorthy would be home soon, she was the only one who still had a liscense and they had plans to go to the early bird special at barney's. She only had 2 hours to get rid of the carcass."
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-BIgUmjBI22o/ToJBKXz3ecI/AAAAAAAAFSU/Z3lBCcok1a...
"Bill (the centaur, Rose's friend) knew how to get rid of the body. He lifted up his front horse legs and started to trample the corpse eventually dismembering it with his powerful hooves. turning its parts of former sofia into a rainbow pool on the sheets, with a magic blow from his giant cock, the corpse turned into a beautiful rainbow. and the centaur climed the rainbow out the window."
"Rose at this time was startled by dorthy coming home and went topless to great her. Dorthy figured that rose being old was confused, and didn't bother to show a disaproving stare."
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l02iovlCmw1qzk3aqo1_500.png
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiQzUEc_FmI
THE END. LABIA CURTAINS, CLOSED.
My limit is no more than 3 beers.
Submitted by WhiskeyRiverGirl on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 10:31pm.
No booze in the house so I am having coffee. If possible, I am at least having some beer tomorrow. I was told no sex, but not a word about no alcohol.
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Just don't be reckless.
No booze in the house so I am having coffee. If possible, I am at least having some beer tomorrow. I was told no sex, but not a word about no alcohol.
Sweetas, (lol. The other day I was texting something and I have used "Sweetas" enough commenting on the D with my phone that it is in my suggested words!) I'm hating you right now for your belly piercing.
*hi five and a football-type butt slap for CSG*
Turt really??? I have a huge nose and it would look awful. So jealous. Howevs, my belly button piercing (yes, so 90s, SO?) still looks good.
*talks over Bjork*
SO LIKE I WAS SAYING, I GOT MY NOSE PIERCED. IT'S VERY CUTE AND DAINTY AND I LOVE IT. IT WASN'T AS PAINFUL AS I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE.
I'm heading off to bed, sweet dreams everyone!
(((HUGS to WRG, ISMU and Vanitas)))
*High-fives Turt for her accomplishments this week*
**Donkey-punches then sprinkles holy water on Bjork for that malignant foray into granny-pr0n**
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Point taken. I should say as rugged as I like. Too rugged and they get into 'dad' territory for me. -- Fishy, 12/29/11.
(((WRG))) Hope you are okay, gf. 13 weeks is a long time, still. Much MUCH love.
Bjork, I so very love you but QUIT. IT!! lol *runs away to happy place* Ugh, we will all be old soon enough. DO NOT RUSH THINGS. K? Please? *offers Forever Young video*
Submitted by TurtReturns on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 10:13pm.
Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 10:09pm.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 10:06pm.
Bjorkie, you're disturbed...seriously, seriously disturbed (and now the rest of us are too).
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AGEIST REPORTED AGAIN. HELLO, MODERATORS, THERE IS AN AGEIST ON THE THREAD WHO DENIES THE ELDERLY THEIR LICENTIOUS DESIRES AND NEEDS.
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I'm all about the elderly gettin' their groove on, but MY ASS isn't elderly. DO. NOT. WANT.
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YES. YOU. DO.
WE. CAN. ALL. SMELL. THE. HEAT.
THERE IS AN ENDING TO THIS STORY, IT INVOLVES A CENTAUR. NAMED BILL.
I had my nose pierced last month. Been wanting it for years. I went a few days after I found out 100% that I was accepted into grad school. I'm sporting a *teeny tiny* pink sparkly.
I love it.
Sorry Whiskey River Girl. Been there. Sends hugs.
Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 10:10pm.
Hiya UBF! I've had to work a lot lately & have only been lurking. We didn't drown here & I hope things are well with you & the kiddos.
I have a gross food story to share tomorrow. Now is not the time.
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Well, it's either that story or more Golden Girls porn.
Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 10:07pm.
"Rose continued to share the fucktoy with the impaled granny, until the awesome smell of shit exploded her senses.
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*lies down with cold cloth on forehead*
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Point taken. I should say as rugged as I like. Too rugged and they get into 'dad' territory for me. -- Fishy, 12/29/11.
Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 10:09pm.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 10:06pm.
Bjorkie, you're disturbed...seriously, seriously disturbed (and now the rest of us are too).
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AGEIST REPORTED AGAIN. HELLO, MODERATORS, THERE IS AN AGEIST ON THE THREAD WHO DENIES THE ELDERLY THEIR LICENTIOUS DESIRES AND NEEDS.
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I'm all about the elderly gettin' their groove on, but MY ASS isn't elderly. DO. NOT. WANT.
Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 10:05pm.
Dear Bjork,
Stop acting like Angela so I don't have to skip over all your posts.
Love,
SDR
;-p
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Go sit in the Ageist Corner with catholicschoolgirl, and on your way over there, rub some Ben Gay on Dorothy's hot spots (hot spots, not age spots).
I've been kinda lazy since I got home. Probably going to sleep late tomorrow.
Hiya UBF! I've had to work a lot lately & have only been lurking. We didn't drown here & I hope things are well with you & the kiddos.
I have a gross food story to share tomorrow. Now is not the time.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Tue, 01/10/2012 - 10:06pm.
Bjorkie, you're disturbed...seriously, seriously disturbed (and now the rest of us are too).
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AGEIST REPORTED AGAIN. HELLO, MODERATORS, THERE IS AN AGEIST ON THE THREAD WHO DENIES THE ELDERLY THEIR LICENTIOUS DESIRES AND NEEDS.
WRG I hope you are able to take it easy for awhile.