Afternoon Crumbs

Brad Pitt’s hair looks almost Fabio-ian on the cover of W Magazine. Or maybe it looks almost JodieFoster-ian? – Lainey Gossip

50 Cent is the DOUCHE percent – The Berry

I think this is the first time I’ve seen a bunny make a FML face and rightly so – Hollywood Tuna

And yet this dead bride still looks a billion times more authentically happy than Kim Kardashian on her faux wedding day – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

CALLING TIM PEELER! CALLING TIM PEELER! Your long-lost Sasquatch soulmate has been spotted working as a Khloe Kardashian look-alike at a strip club in DC – Celebitchy

Tila Tequila wants to become Tila Slivotiz – The Superficial

The Beyonce horsefly looks like a Kardashian horsefly to me. I mean, fat golden shower ass? – Towleroad

Please tell me Daniel Craig’s new SoHo apartment is on Bond Street – ICYDK

Leonardo DiCatchAHo’s latest piece is totally wearing a jacket that used to be a sleeping bag – Popoholic

If each one of the ladies of the Critics Choice Awards said “I’m wearing a dress by BORING and shoes by Unisom” when asked what they’re wearing, they’d totally be telling the truth – Popsugar

Despite wearing a wetsuit, Lindsay Lohan looks like water hasn’t touched her skin in a long minute – Just Jared

But can Eva Green eat a fence through an apple (or however that saying goes) like Vanessa Paradis can? – IDLYITW

TEBOWIE! – ICYDK

How is possible for Posh to be carrying a baby that weighs more than her ass? – SOW

When pandas cut their bamboo with weed – Cityrag

Toni Braxton’s Lupus flare up put her back in the hospital – I’m Not Obsessed

Dolly Parton’s face doesn’t belong to nature anymore, but she’s still got it! – Hollywood Rag