Monday, January 16th 2012

Birthday Sluts

Debbie Allen (62)
Nick Valensi (31)
Trent Ford (33)
Kate Moss (38)
Josie Davis (39)
Richard T. Jones (40)
David Chokachi (44)
Jill Sobule (47)
Maxine Jones (50)
Denis O'Hare (50)
Sade (53)
Juanita Bynum (53)
John Carpenter (64)
Dr. Laura Schlessinger (65)
René Angélil (70)
Marilyn Horne (78)

Posted by: Michael K


jussayin's picture

I know we don't recognize deceased ones on the list but still Happy Birthday Aaliyah!!!

Hysteria's picture

Happy much-belated birthday to the heroic civil rights visionary Martin Luther King, Jr.

If only we could clone you now.
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Anne_O.'s picture

Happy birthday to Sade, who is the only good portion of workplace Smooth Jazz radio, and to John Carpenter, whose version of The Thing gave me so many reasons to dive under the covers as a child.

Also, does anyone else think that Miss Piggy looks a bit drunk in this photo? Oh wait, the term is 'dehydrated', isn't it?

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Insert profound quote here.

joanne's picture

HB Debbie Allen.

D.R.'s picture

I think we have a tie for Hot Slut. Both individuals in the picture are qualified.

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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.

"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Of course it's Debbie Allen's birthday, because Miss Piggy is AGELESS!

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Tyroan's picture

Bless you MK, for not subjecting us to one of "those pictures" of the vile Laura Schlessinger.

TelevisedRevolution's picture

Sade, Debbie Allen and Marilyn Horne? I have birthday envy!

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"The universe is made of stories, not atoms."
Muriel Rukeyser, poet

Dion flowerboy's picture

HB, Debby Allen.
Somewhere there's a house that's overdue for falling on that hypocritical P.O.S. Laura Schleshinger.

Kate Moss over-hyped aging groupie. She needs the young musicians' blood.

HB Katie!

Whamo's picture

Happy B-Day John Carpenter!! Responsible for one of my favourites, "Big Trouble in Little China
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I forgot about that one ba buttons! it too is one of my favorites. I love the scene where Kurt's all ya I'm gonna kick some ass, fires his machine gun straight up into the roof and a bunch of rocks get shot out, fall on his head knocking him out. When he comes to all the kickassing is over with people are laying all over the place and he did lay a hand on anyone of em.

Vern's picture

Sorry SDR,
I think we celebrated Mickey yesterday.

*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011

jazzfish_77's picture

Sade is 53!!! She is far and away the hottest musician over 50. (Take that Madonna)

LaChaylo's picture

HB to the timeless goddess Sade!

SpottedDogRanch's picture

If I am not mistaken, happy birthday to
our own MickeyHolland!!! I hope you have a wonderful
day, you gorgeous heifer.

mike's picture

Happy Bday to Nick Valensi (guitarist for The Strokes), Sade, and Marilyn Horne.

Unhappy Bday to Juanita Byrum and Laura Schlessinger.

Uncle Brain-fart's picture

HB to Sade!!!!! Who else is off today? Sorry, Leenie!!

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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11

misslainey's picture

Tryin' ta figure out why Juanita Bynum is on this list, but HB to Debbie Allen & Sade. Dr. Laura can bite it.

ba-buttons's picture

Happy B-Day John Carpenter!! Responsible for one of my favourites, "Big Trouble in Little China." and for the Rowdy Roddy Piper tour de force "They Live!" - they robbed you of that Oscar, Roddy!!

Bad B-Day to Kate Moss. Never understood how you ever became a model with that busted-ass set of Chiclets you call teef. Add the fact that you brought that filthy junkie Doherty around your kid (much less allowed him to TOUCH you) just makes you appear as little more that a sweaty, sticky grease spot of a human being.

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Name Deleted: Me, too. I really liked that movie. It's funny. Where is that idiot? I just went to the Tattoo Boy thread (where ba-buttns got all hoity toity) and didn't see.

boredasfuckyo's picture

This is noooo ordinary loooove, no ordinary loooove.... Oh Ms. Sade....you sexy, sexy smooooooooth lady, you...

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I want you to get on them fat chubby knees and take muh manhood in to your sugarwalls!-Early Cuyler -Squidbillies-

Eileenie McMeanie's picture

Happy Birfday to Sade. Why the fuck do I have to work today?

Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.

humans_off_earth_now's picture

HB Jill Sobule, Sade, and St. Marilyn Horne ..

Laura Schlessinger, unhappy birthday and please die ASAP, you vile, hateful, sanctimonious piece of insufferable fuck.

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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK

Whamo's picture

Kate Moss...I've never understood the "heroin chic" look, I've seen some nice shots of Kate but most of the time she just looks like a heroin junkie to me.

Sade....pretty voice, pretty woman

John Carpenter....his movie assault on precinct 13 (1975) and Halloween will always be classics to me. He's given us so many great campy cult films over the years.

Dr. Laura Schlessinger...you phony sanctimonious hypocritical CUNT.

Happy Bday sluts

TexnDoc's picture

HB American Opera treasure Marilyn Horne, diagnosed with pancreatic cancer years and years ago who will just say in every interview: "Well I'm still here aren't I?"