When Dickmatization Leads You To The Dark Side, AGAIN

Answering “yes” to the question “Is the dick so good that it makes you want to double slap yourself?” is one thing. But answering “yes” to the question “Is the dick so good that you’re willing to get triple punched into the E.R.?” is another.

UsWeekly has echoed (see: copy and pasted) CDAN’s blind item about how RiRi is eating the cake again, Anna Mae, by hopping on the pool noodle dick attached to the rage-stuffed ass roid who Ike Turnered her in the eye several times.

Some “music industry insider” tells UsWeekly that RiRi’s coochie found lust on a hopeless ass again and it’s been going on for about a year.

“She comes to see him anytime she’s in L.A. They can’t get enough of each other. I don’t see it ending well. Rihanna loves to live dangerously, and talking to and hooking up with Chris is all part of that.”

Chris Brown’s spokeswhore punched the letters L, I and E into this story and claim that he’s not stepping out on his girlfriend Karrueche Tran. But the L.A. Times recently put their magnifying glass to a few Tweets from RiRi. RiRi Twatted this mess right after pics of Chris with his piece spending New Year’s together came out:

How can you lie to her, while u lay with me???…..If you don’t have an answer, you don’t have to answer.

That Tweet is a wreck and doesn’t have an ounce of sense on it, so it’s probably just a lyric to one of RiRi’s songs. But if UsWeekly and CDAN are right, then I hope that all those huge ass blunts RiRi is getting baked on in Hawaii will erase the part of her brain that is telling her Chris Brown’s dangerous dick is crack and her pussy is Pete Doherty. Weed don’t fail us now!