A Double Shot Of Class
The world is about to find out whether or not it has enough supplies of titty gel, rayon hair, pecan skin varnish, Lamisil cream for vaginas and industrial strength antibiotics for two Katie Prices. Because when Katie Price wet humped with reality TV, a throbbing genital wart grew and out popped 19-year-old Amy Willteron! Amy is the winner(?) of Signed By Katie Price and has won a glamour modeling contract as well as learning everything there is to know about building a multimillion pound empire when you've got the talent of a nipple pimple.
Usually when Katie Price takes someone under her wing, they later fall out with full body syphilis and Agent Fake Tan syndrome. But Amy Willerton is safe, because Katie Price only means it figuratively. Amy is Katie's new protégée and she's set to take the glamour modeling world by storm one camel toe flash at a time.
That's nice and everything, but I'm going to tell Amy the same thing I tell the free clinic nurse when he goes down to my down low bits to find out where the hissing sound is coming from: GOOD LUCK and BEA ARTHUR BLESS! Amy will get a two-page spread in Nuts Magazine, a crawl-on role in Katie's next sex tape and that's it. Amy just doesn't have the no-so-secret secret to Katie Price's success. I'm talking about HARVEY!!!!!!
Harvey is who a four leaf clover goes to when it needs good luck. Harvey can make a broken mirror glue itself together. Harvey is really what you find at the end of a rainbow. Katie Price is nothing (stop right there and that would still be a factual statement) without HARVEY!!!!
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Does the chair that the fat kid is sitting on have wheels because it looks like someone is GETTING PAID TO PUSH KATIE PRICE'S FAT LITTLE HALF BLACK SON AROUND.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 10:13pm.
Katie Price is fun and should have her own reality show stateside instead of these KardASSians.
That is all.
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YAY! Someone else who thinks that too! E! screwed up Katie & Peter when they did have it on so I think she's been doomed since. One of those other chick channels should pick that up though. That Signed by Katie Price was crap though, I saw all 7 epis. And that other chick, she was a pagent girl so that's why she looks as such. She's fake as hell too if you ever get to see the show.
Also, Katie used to have really nice hair like her protege. Unfortunately, all those extensions f'd it up and her hair looks awful now. And she f'd up her face too with all that plastic. But she is a train wreck I watch over and over! Love her! :)
Katie Price is fun and should have her own reality show stateside instead of these KardASSians.
That is all.
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I thought, Courtney Stodden isn't famous enough to get a fucked up wax figure! But then I scrolled down to the thumbnails and saw that the wax figure was making different a poses and I got scared.
Does anyone in England know about touch ups for the roots? It just makes the skanks look skankier. Do these females actually do anything?
More like "Katie Price is nothing TO Harvey."
At first I thought this was Courtney Stodden's wax figure then I thought it was Katie Price standing next to her wax figure. I'm confused the one the left has a fucked up smile!
What the fuck is she doing in those last 3 photos? Experiencing a sudden attack of modesty and decorum?
I saw half-an episode of that show and that girl is actually very pretty with no makeup on. But this?1 What the hell is that?! She doesn't even look recognizable.
I didn't know there was DNA in my ass!
The new skank looks like she's shushing someone.
GG - I live in California. Is there a mexican meat market here?
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I'll go take a looksie around La Esperanza Market.
If not there then maybe the hippy herbal store.
M.E. - do you have like a mexican market near? I couldnt wait for amazon so I tried looking there and found them in the spice section...they have some funky stuff there. Anyway it was like 69cents for almost an ounce.
They both have these weird smiles like their teeth are trying to escape their mouth.
And what's up with chicks doing that smile where they try too hard to be sexy, but instead it looks like they're baring their teeth (like a dog)? Bridgette from The Girls Next Door used to always do that smile. I prefer duckface to the bare-your-teeth smile.
The ho on the left is less skanky & I'm betting this isn't sitting all that well with the wicked witch of the chavs. Seriously - I need some vagisil after looking these pics & I swear I'm getting a canker sore in my mouth ....
Guest, none of those apply to moi but it's good to know. Fanks! ♥
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Be careful puhlease. :)
http://www.ehow.com/about_6770859_chia-seed-dangers.html
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
My apologies to Brits out there, but what's with her friend's teeth on pic #3? Are they veneers? It reminded me of The Big Book of British Smiles http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFr216vbbBk
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double the skank...
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But why is Harvey in a wheelchair? I know he has some health issues, are they the type that get worse over time? I've just never seen pics of him in a wheelchair. Hope the little nugget is doing ok.
They have so much class. NOT!!!!!
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I've been paying seven bucks a pound for this and all I had to really do was buy a clay sheep for a buck ninety nine for the same damn thing and get the sheep with it???
Still eating the gel. Sorry, folks. This stuff works.
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Price is so egocentric she basically signed a younger version of herself. It's like a guy that's so vain he goes out with a chick that looks like him or like his sister.
If this is the best this new piece can look all made up then she must be fuckin ugly as an ass worm without the makeup on.
Snowy - different familiy of Salvia
ewwwww Doggie, click on my link and look at the fucking "porridge"! I wouldn't serve that sh*t to Goldilocks!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 1:40pm.
oh and they are SO what Chia Pets are made of!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/04/eating-chia_n_1184208.html
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*blank stare*
I'm ingesting grass?
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The winner (??) has an ugly face when you click on the close-up.
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Douchechill!
oh and they are SO what Chia Pets are made of!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/04/eating-chia_n_1184208.html
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Cockney Stoddard
Snowy, you goose.
http://nuts.com/cookingbaking/chia-seeds/premium.html
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Haha guest and snowy I thought her hair was purty and it's not even hers! Okay then for her sake I'll pray that mutant widow's peak is an extension too.
ETA snowy she went to the Mrs. Swan School of Smiling
Um I just did a search for Chia seeds and it came up as SALVIA, I hope you whores know what you are doing, Salvia is no joke!
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"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
M.E., here:
http://nuts.com/cookingbaking/chia-seeds/premium.html
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WTH is going on on the last three thumbs? are her implants falling out?
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"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Dog - OH! Ok. Will not consume the package in the junk drawer then.
I'll order some from Amazon.
her "hair"! her smile!
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 1:32pm.
WTFOMFLOL, also said they were good for the fingernails too.
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THAT'S her name. Like I said, I usually just copy and paste it. Yes, it's also good for nails and "moving the mail".
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M.E., NO! Not that! I'm not kidding! Not the chia pet kinds of seeds! Holy crap! These are seeds you get from health food stores and stuff. You don't want the stuff that grows grass.
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WTFOMFLOL, also said they were good for the fingernails too.
On Topic - WHy with these bitches? Do they sing or act?
Ch ch ch chia! Y'all are eating that?
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by snuffy: "What in the Half-Guidice hell is going on with that girl's hairline?!!"
Seriously!
Her teefs are something else, too!
Sorry but our lil' iguana goddess, Courtney Stodden, can out pose these two hos along with delicious twitter poetry.
camel toe caught in vice grip is screaming UNCLE
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Dog, I read they're high in Omega-3'a.
I have an unopened package from the Sponge Bob chia pet the kids bought. Will try them.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 1:25pm.
Dog, you got them too! I am not munching like I used to! But do you drink alot more water now? I am.
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No, I always drink tons of water, so I don't notice the difference. I'm still not used to the way the chia gel looks, though. That freaks me out a little. I got mine back when Mike suggested nutsonline.com but never used them until wtfomgl (I think that's her name - I always just cut and paste it) told us about the gel last weekend or whenever it was.
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Hekki and M.E.
The chia seeds should be soaked to make chia gel and that's what you mix into your yogurt or smoothie or oatmeal. I do it in the morning at 6:30 and I swear I'm not hungry again until lunch. I do it at lunch as well and last night I never even ate dinner. I have to force myself to eat small snacks. It's bizarre. But they're so damn good for you!
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Dog, you got them too! I am not munching like I used to! But do you drink alot more water now? I am.
Are those hair extensions from her part? It looks like it.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Off Topic:
Wanna see Travis Barkers dick?
http://gossipoverload.com/2012/01/travis-barker-nude-pictures-leak-our-j...
Why even bother cutting your head out of the shot when your tattoos are so identifiable?
On Topic:
I like Harvey!
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Dog - chia seeds? Like, in Chia pet seeds?
Dog: Chia seeds, you say? Will try!