Hot Slut Of The Day!
Yorkies aren't only good for trying to bite at my ankles in the hallway of my apartment building (You know who you are. Wait. If you do know who you are, that means you're good for something other than trying to bite at my ankles, because not only can you read but you can also operate a laptop keyboard. You should copy edit my crap. Drop a business card in my sock the next time you try to eat my ankles. Oh, and that shiny pink raincoat you wear makes your hinders look fat.)! They're also good for healing the souls of the old and disabled like Lucy from New Jersey here.
At 5.7 inches tall and 3.5 pounds, Lucy was named the World's Smallest Working Dog by Guinness and given a framed certificate that she can use as a fancy wee wee pad. By the way, I'm not trying to lift a leg to Lucy's achievements in life, but I'm sure that there's a 2 pound hooker chihuahua somewhere who sniffs dog ass for stale treats on the street corner. ROBBED!
But I'm still congratulating Lucy for doing something with her life and if I had health insurance (I know, I know, MOM) I'd go to her for all my therapy needs. I'd lie down on her doggy sofa, look into her black jelly bean eyes and tell her all my problems in life while hoping that she'll put her paw print on a prescription for something mind altering at the end of our session. She's that kind of therapist, right? My 9.5 pound chihuahua (Fat fuck!) would also congratulate Lucy if he could, but he's too busy trying to beat the world record for the longest open-eyed nap.
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What a cute little dog!
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Let the record show that did nitvrecommend MK NEVER see a doc. Just don't waste their time. Keep YOURSELVES healthy every person best they can. Then help ones who cannot YOU KNOW WHO THEY ARE
save us from the American not very healthy health care system
Give control back to the doctors
They take a real oath
Love docs
Almost married two love them still
Glad I didn't tho
Never the fuck home!
Doc, I don't want to fly anymore
Michael, Lucy's sticking her tongue out at you.
Hekki - Thankfully our family is insured by BH's company. It's a stupid HOMO (HMO) plan, but it's pretty decent coverage.
The dental on the other hand is a fucking JOKE. They cover NOTHING. We've already forked over more than $5000 in 2011. The insurance covered maybe 5% of each proceedure. MAYBE 5%.
What a sweet little dog! One of my Pom's always has her tongue sticking out and is very smiley. She's never down in the dumps for more than 10 seconds. The other one....well, she's a worrier.
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Hekki, I'm really sorry. I can't imagine how that feels. I hope things get better quickly and barring that, that you will find a solution. It's not fair.
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Dog: Well, that's good. I'm always curious how people even manage, considering my experience. I mean, $900 is considered a bargain! That's crazy!
My mother keeps insisting that there is some way to insure the kids for cheap, and I tell her she is welcome to sit on the phone all day, talking to stupid state employees who contradict each other and give you another bureaucrat/agency to call trying to find it. I spent two days on the phone, calling all kinds of state agencies, trying to get a straight answer.
What it boils down to is, unless you are playing a professional poor person for a living, you don't get help. There are TONS of programs to get all KINDS of services, but you have to be a certified Poor. You can't be a person who lives in a safe neighborhood who has fallen on hard times and needs a little help. It's very discouraging.
"Doc, I don't want to fly anymore"
We need docs who work for free and/or cheap
They used to exist
Try to make deal with local doc
I did it with a dentist
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:55am.
Dog, NY state has a program that insures kids. BUT you have to have under a certain income level. $40K for a family of 5.
Mr. Hekki makesa lot more than that. If that was our HHI, health insurance would be the least of our problems. We'd be living in a studio apartment eating cat food.
Our friends pay $900 a month for their family plan, but the husband works for a big bank and is heavily subsidized by his company.
What is everyone else paying?
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$40K for a family of FIVE??? How can people survive on that with that many people???
I don't want to make matter worse by telling you how little we pay so I won't. Male Dog's company is very generous with benefits. Praise God.
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Dog, NY state has a program that insures kids. BUT you have to have under a certain income level. $40K for a family of 5.
Mr. Hekki makesa lot more than that. If that was our HHI, health insurance would be the least of our problems. We'd be living in a studio apartment eating cat food.
Our friends pay $900 a month for their family plan, but the husband works for a big bank and is heavily subsidized by his company.
What is everyone else paying?
Sweetas, double bonus for you! BC. The land of mary jane.
DO NOT PUT YOUR BALLS ON MY FACE UNLESS I'M SUCKING YOUR COCK! M.E. 07/11/11
EEG, YES!! *moves into EEG's spare room with two kids, two dogs and a cat in tow* :)
Mom is right MK. Especially being a dude you don't need to go in for girly office needs. Look in to major medical with a sky high deductible. Just as a parachute. It's much cheaper than those wanting a 10 dollar copay to have regular office visits. You probably don't need 'em. I'll write ya Ammpycillin for a sore froat.
"Doc, I don't want to fly anymore"
Ppl did not take me to mean NEVER see a doc I hope!
Just do not expect a doc to cure of shit you did to yourself.
Accept the dice you threw
Life is risky
no one can protect you from L I F E!
Therapy dogs are awesome. I volunteered at a nursing home with people suffering from alzheimers and nothin' but nothin' could make those poor elderly folk perk up like a visit from a tiny kid or a pet... they didn't really give a rat's ass about seeing me.
EastEndGirl, second that! Hehe
But seriously, how do people do it? Guess emerg' if in a real bind. But those bitches are crowded!
"The only money shot you'll get is a load of tears to the face." MK
"Look into her black jelly bean eyes" -- Such a perfect description. So cute!
And, at Hekki, what?! I had no idea health insurance was THAT expensive. I don't have any, but I don't have a family either (not one "of my own", other than parents and siblings).
And you people with good genes need to be fucking thankful. The body may "heal itself" but not everything resolves itself on its own.
Who's ready to move? We have health insurance and our government isn't trying to control our interwebs. And as a plus? There's ME! ;)
DO NOT PUT YOUR BALLS ON MY FACE UNLESS I'M SUCKING YOUR COCK! M.E. 07/11/11
Hekki, we're in the same boat. And I hate to turn this into a political thread (PLEASE DON'T) but as Dog pointed out I don't see forcing me to pay for what was already offered and I couldn't afford as being some sort of reform. Very disappointed.
Hekki, you may have hope, at least for your kids. In Connecticut we have the Husky program which is insurance for people who work and it's pretty low, comparatively speaking. If you go online and look, I bet they have a number you can call to find similar programs in other states. :-)
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Submitted by Dog: "...It's as if insurance is something that is easy to afford when you're not working for a company that provides it. People who have health insurance love to tell people who don't how they should get it."
YESSSS! (nothing against cocoebert, either). We don't have it right now. I had a friend severely browbeat me, since we have kids. We take excellent care of ourselves and if something happens, we're gonna be screwed anyway.
I said "Do YOU have an extra $2300 a month for health insurance? WE don't."
I've spent DAYS on the phone with various state and city programs, trying to find a plan for the kids at least. NOTHING. My husband makes too much money. We make too much to qualify for aid or special programs, not enough to afford $2300 a month.
If you're middle class, you're fucked.
MK stop feeding Elvie pork rinds ho!!
What a cutie! Normally I hate pocket sized dogs, esp. Yorkies, but the tongue is making me giggle and smile.
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"I know that I'm going to be a target, but I'm never going to be a victim". - Justin Bieber
MK MARRY ME AND I WILL PUT YOU ON MY HEALTH INSURANCE!!!!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
I love Yorkies sooooo much, they're the best doggies IMO!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
MK, did you say 9.5 lb chihuahua? That's a baby!!! Hahah Whatchu feedin' that puppeh?
As for insurance, it is a bitch when you're self-employed. Is Canada an option? wink wink Just kidding! But for real, while you're young and healthy, no problem. But think about it, Mom's right!
"The only money shot you'll get is a load of tears to the face." MK
She is SO CUUUUUUTE!!! That lil face! That tongue!! I want to pick her up and squeeze her lol
Sweet widdle itty bitty munchkin!
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Submitted by cocoebert on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 9:28am.
MK you need to get yo'self some insurances. No joke.
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I love when people say this. It's as if insurance is something that is easy to afford when you're not working for a company that provides it. People who have health insurance love to tell people who don't how they should get it. Like Obama trying to penalize people for not having it. Does he not realize that if it was affordable, those who can't afford it now would sign up for it in a heartbeat??? Unreal.
Sorry, Cocoebert, not to point directly at you but you just happened to be the one who said it this time.
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MK you need to get yo'self some insurances. No joke.
Aww, so cute! I miss having little dogs sometimes!
So cute!! Aw, a little pocket slut. Love it.
Submitted by Few Words on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 9:08am.
i shit turds bigger than this bitch
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*puts collar and leash on Few Word turd and takes it for a walk*
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I love her little face. If Lucy is calm, I could imagine her being a good therapy dog. There's little better than sitting with some furry thing curled up on your lap.
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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 8:23am.
Submitted by Thamar on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 8:05am.
Body heals itself
We all have been so conned
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To an extent anyway. Homeopathic meds are great if used as part of regular preventative health plan but there will ALWAYS be a need for CERTAIN pharmaceutical drugs.
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Like a big peen. That's very medicinal. *wink*
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i shit turds bigger than this bitch
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 9:03am.
LOL! Thanks Jack, so far, so good.
*keeps fingers crossed*
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 9:01am.
OMG! Lucy is sooooooo cute!
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OMG! Lucy is sooooooo cute!
i cannot handle any animal smaller than a cat...
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spoiled bitch!
oh wait....I thought this was another post about Beyonce's baby...
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 8:34am.
I fucking hate those little dogs.
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I'm with you... My old neighbor had one and the little shit barked NON.STOP.
ETA: remember the Seinfeld episode where the little shit kept Elaine awake all night? LOL
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I fucking hate those little dogs.
And health insurance is PROHBITIVELY expensive in these parts. It's disgusting. $2300/mo for a bare-bones HMO corporate-subsidized family plan that includes no prescription plan.
We'll forgive your ass for advertising medical insurance if it means you get coverage!
Your no-no needs protection!
Where the cold slut of the day?
Submitted by Thamar on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 8:05am.
Body heals itself
We all have been so conned
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To an extent anyway. Homeopathic meds are great if used as part of regular preventative health plan but there will ALWAYS be a need for CERTAIN pharmaceutical drugs.
Awww that little pink tongue... What an adorable hard-working puppeh.
Submitted by Thamar on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 8:05am.
Body heals itself
We all have been so conned
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That's what Steve Jobs thought, too.
Puppeh's little tongue says it all, I got an award for being born a tiny mutt so there!! My mutt is up for longest crotch licking session, Ithink she will win.
Hahahahahahaha
good for the day
Eat right MK and stay AWAY from doctors
Body heals itself
We all have been so conned
Laughing is BEST medicine
Love you
"Doc, I don't want to fly anymore"