Open Post: Hosted By Baby's First Tweak Out

That is one funny lookin' baby.

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Google the latest crap about SOPA, megaupload and Anonymous. Our government is obviously terrified of an "American Spring."

As for that bebe, that's one of the most fun things about babies. They have NO life experience, so everything is weird and new to them. Take "evil laughter" - they will either cry because it's scary, or laugh hysterically because it's so weird.

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Submitted by Bjork You on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 12:33am.

undinespragg

What a year it has been for you: final divorce, living on your own with your daughter, moving into a new place, romance...

Congratlutions and Happy Birthday to you!

Have a great day at the salon, the movies, eating your cupcake(s), and celebrating making it through another year a bit bruised but still standing, undie.

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Thanks Bjork!

undinespragg

What a year it has been for you: final divorce, living on your own with your daughter, moving into a new place, romance...

Congratlutions and Happy Birthday to you!

Have a great day at the salon, the movies, eating your cupcake(s), and celebrating making it through another year a bit bruised but still standing, undie.

That baby's eyeballs are gonna pop right out her face!
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Every time I read the internets of late (considering all this business with the Republican nomination) I want to play "logical fallacy bingo" because the shit that comes out of politicians mouths these days is just horrible. (I guess I should leave off "these days" because it's really nothing now.)

Thanks, muddy!

Happy Birthday Undine!!!

Hope tomorrow is great:)

Tomorrow is my birfday and I am going with some friends to see Michael Fassbender peen followed by sushi at my favorite place and cupcakes from my favorite bakery. Even better, I'm starting the day off at a 10AM appointment at a salon that serves wine. (I am not even sure they have a liquor license and I don't even care.) Woot!

Thanks, all. It's a local internet music company so it would be perfect for me....and I need a job SOOOOOO bad.

just soooo sooo badly, i need it.

So thanks for the well wishes! :)

And Momus, great suggestions for the salad. I forgot to mention I added thinly sliced green onion, but red onion sounds better - although what if I caramelized them first???? And toasted almonds? I don't want it to be too busty (typo and it stays) but I like the idea of sweet and cool and savory all together.

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"The universe is made of stories, not atoms."
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Hola, mi amigos and amigas!!

Televised Revolution, GOOD LUCK!!!

Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 6:00pm.

Keeping my fingers crossed for you. Good luck!

Here's a little something about Lamar Smith, the congressman who filed SOPA back in October:

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/2012/01/lamar_smith_sopa_copy...

@TelevisedRevolution: best of luck!

Hi Guest! Wow-good memory!

Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 6:00pm.

hey whores:

i am checking my email every three seconds to see if i passed the writing test for a job. they said they'd get back to me by the end of the week and i'm like - it's THURSDAY, bitches!!!!!

if they okay my writing test, then i get to come in and beg in person......

oy.

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Oh, good luck!

@didimao, Thanks so much for posting that. Loved it. It has a very positive message that needs to be more prevalent these days. There are so many wonderful people who are isolated and lonely as a result of who they are and who they love, that it is just heart breaking. I'm still sad over the young activist Eric James Borges who passed away last week. I hope more people reach out in support of
LGTB and other friends and family and also make a stand against discrimination and cruel attitudes of ignorant bullies. Keep posting. :)

"The only money shot you'll get is a load of tears to the face." MK

Hi Gobbler! As in the Gobbler with the rotty from a long time ago? :)

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

I figured you guys would like it since you all talk about anything and accept pretty much everyone as they are.

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Submitted by didimao on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 6:05pm.

I have been waiting for OP cause I wanted to share something one blogger wrote that I hope you all will like.
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I loved it! A simple and loving message. I srsly doubt you'll get banned for it here! The responses SDL posted were pretty powerful...
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*waves to Cuppy and errbody else!*

Me too Momus. *high fives*

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 6:20pm.
Thanks guys! I have never been patient.

Greek food sounds good right now.

I made a salad last might with beets, pear, cucumber, tarragon and feta. It was...aight - but it needed something - any suggestions? I think it would have been better with a mild, creamy goat cheese instead of feta.

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Red onions, shredded carrot, sliced almonds.

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Thanks guys! I have never been patient.

Greek food sounds good right now.

I made a salad last might with beets, pear, cucumber, tarragon and feta. It was...aight - but it needed something - any suggestions? I think it would have been better with a mild, creamy goat cheese instead of feta.

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http://youtu.be/35kF7gwV0Lo

"The universe is made of stories, not atoms."
Muriel Rukeyser, poet

Submitted by guest on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 6:02pm.
Only on dlisted is the word slut endearing & fun & equally applied.

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I'm proud to be a dlisted slut; I am proud to blog with other dlisted sluts.

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Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 6:00pm.

Good luck! : )

Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 6:00pm.

Good luck.

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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 5:52pm.
Evil, moussaka? Pastitsou?

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YES, Pastitsou with the bechemel type sauce, but Moussaka is also another yummy dish.

My aunt's parents were from Macedonia and cooked everything you can imagine. Her mom's cheese, spinach and ground beef pit's were sooooooo good. I remember lot's of really great meals at her parents house before they passed away, and my aunt and uncle divorced so I don't even have the aunt cooking for me anymore. The Greek restaurant near my place that had the best food outside my aunt's mother's home, closed a few years back because THEY MADE TOO MUCH MONEY! I thought that was the point of being in business!

Enjoy your dinner! I am so jelly!

I have been waiting for OP cause I wanted to share something one blogger wrote that I hope you all will like. This guy has the guts to say stuff that people are afraid of saying. Hopefully I am not banned for it. :)

http://www.danoah.com/2011/11/im-christian-unless-youre-gay.html

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Only on dlisted is the word slut endearing & fun & equally applied.

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

hey whores:

i am checking my email every three seconds to see if i passed the writing test for a job. they said they'd get back to me by the end of the week and i'm like - it's THURSDAY, bitches!!!!!

if they okay my writing test, then i get to come in and beg in person......

oy.

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http://youtu.be/35kF7gwV0Lo

"The universe is made of stories, not atoms."
Muriel Rukeyser, poet

Evil, moussaka? Pastitsou?

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Thanks Momus! That was nice of you to say!

Doggie,Greek feast! YUM! I love Dolmas and gyros and baklava, and that hamburger based thing in a creamy base that I can't remember the name of at the moment.

SNOW! Yikes! Hope you don't get snowed in for too long, or maybe you would like to get snowed in.

GG, Evil will be over the moon if no one throws her under the bus. HA!

Eeeevil, the pups wanted Greek so Male Dog went out to get a feast before the snow gets here.

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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 5:24pm.

No one should be distressed about going home. Home is where you should feel safe and sane. So long as your lifestyle works for you, then I say Fuck Off! to anyone who disrespects your choice.

*sharpens shank*
*charges Taser*
*side-eyes cretinous cunts*

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GG! SHAME ON YOU! I WILL NEVER EVER BE OVER THE MOON!

Not even if my love, shrimpy hunk, Jeremy Renner proposed!

*pulls GG's hair*

Submitted by Dog on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 5:27pm.

Yes, that very well might happen one day.

I go by the old adage, when you aren't looking, that is when you find something.

Anything good for dinner tonight Dog?

I was lazy, just "Soup for me" *in soup nazi voice*

Dog, are you saying Evil will be "over the moon"?*runs out of thread*

Eeeevil, not corny. Even the bible tells us to live for today and not worry about tomorrow because tomorrow will take care of itself.

Maybe one day you'll find someone who will treat you like you deserve to be treated and then WHAM! You be all up in here with hearts and moonbeams! :-)

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I've only had a problem with one woman I've worked with and she was just an old, racist, lonely, bitter bitch!

her bitchiness didn't bother me though because I knew when it came down to it she was no one who had no one!

I usually make friends at work to add on to my party crew!!!

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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 5:14pm.

I totally admire someone like you who is married to the man you love and, make love to. It isn't that I wouldn't want that, but the pain of failed relationships and the realization that at one time you find yourself lowering your expectations to accommodate someone else, well it weighs on you, well on me.

I just want to lead a peaceful life, and sadly my last few "serious" relationships were about as peaceful as the Japanese tsunami last year. I don't want to worry about going home or HATE going home when the day is done. I don't need the anxiety, and so I decided to do something a bit different, and it has helped me, in a weird way, to just be casual.

I know you were not implying I was a sloot! My post SOUNDED slooty to me. Honestly, right now, I am happy with two guys, my dogs (NOOOOOOO, there is nothing weird going on sickos!) and am not sexually frustrated, or looking right now.

Life, save for some really insignificant issues, is good. It could change tomorrow, but hey, nothing is guaranteed in life. Just live day by day and pray for another tomorrow.

Corny, I know!

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 5:11pm.
Submitted by sinjin on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 4:58pm.
*mixes a Safeway Crystal Lite knockoff Sweet Tea flavor and sits next to Cupcake*

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*sits with Evil Cupcake and sinjin sippin' Safeway's Shake-n-Run Peach Tea*

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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 5:09pm.

Submitted by Dog on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 4:47pm.
Eeeeeeeeeeeevil! You can do that?

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I can, and I am not some slut, out with a different guy all the time, in fact, i have not been out on a date or whatever in a few months.

I just learned, a while ago, after several broken hearts, disappointments and some very bad men in my life, that it was best for ME, not everyone, but me, to enjoy a guy, MAYBE have sex at some point, BUT keeping it VERY casual. No promises, no big plans, just enjoy the moment and either move on, or say "Until next time".

I am just not equipped to handle a serious relationship right now, as I do not want to change how peaceful I am in my life right now for anyone, and I am just too set in my ways at this point to compromise, share and care for someone.

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Oh, I didn't mean that you're a sloot! From my own viewpoint, I can't imagine sleeping with someone I'm not in love with but I also only slept with one man, so I guess I'm not someone who should talk.

I think, if you can do it and do it on your terms, it's great. And I don't blame you. Peace is worth everything. No one has the right to disturb it even though assholes do.

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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 5:11pm.
I co-sign working with women is the worst. Women are bitches. Someone ALWAYS has to mind someone else's business or say something catty or undermine someone else. We're supposed to stick together but we don't.

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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart: "Working with women is the WORST."

That is the GOSPEL.

I had ONE female boss who was fabulous. That's it. My favorite job was when it was two guys in the office and me. No bullshit, no drama and gossip. Everyone did their jobs and got along just fine.

When I go to job-hunt in the future, this will greatly affect what kind of jobs I look for. No joke. I don't want to work with or for women. Period. I'm done.

Submitted by sinjin on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 4:58pm.
*mixes a Safeway Crystal Lite knockoff Sweet Tea flavor and sits next to Cupcake*

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WHITE TRASH!

*high 5's Sinjin*

I co-sign working with women is the worst. Women are bitches. Someone ALWAYS has to mind someone else's business or say something catty or undermine someone else. We're supposed to stick together but we don't.

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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 4:47pm.
Eeeeeeeeeeeevil! You can do that?

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I can, and I am not some slut, out with a different guy all the time, in fact, i have not been out on a date or whatever in a few months.

I just learned, a while ago, after several broken hearts, disappointments and some very bad men in my life, that it was best for ME, not everyone, but me, to enjoy a guy, MAYBE have sex at some point, BUT keeping it VERY casual. No promises, no big plans, just enjoy the moment and either move on, or say "Until next time".

I am just not equipped to handle a serious relationship right now, as I do not want to change how peaceful I am in my life right now for anyone, and I am just too set in my ways at this point to compromise, share and care for someone.

Good night all of you sexually libereated bitches! I admire you! I'd try to be more like you guys when I bring that asshole to the airport, but I am too much of a loser/chicken. Hope you all have an awesome weekend!

That baby reminds me of the fact that not all babies are cute, and look like little weird underdeveloped blobs that spiddle and shit, everywhere...

on that note...
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 5:02pm.
Working with women is the WORST. I work with nothing but women and one gay guy, who might as well have a pussy to go with his PMS, and it is HELL. In my old job i was mostly working with men, and it was cool. You had to have a mouth on you, to counter the sexual comments, but i rather deal with that, than that bitchfest we have going sometimes.

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Co-Sign the fuck out of this. The major department heads in the business department where I go to school and currently majoring in, are the TWO biggest CUNTS around. I'm a female, but women in charge with hormones, and the power that goes to their hormonal heads...NO THANK YOU!

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I want you to get on them fat chubby knees and take muh manhood in to your sugarwalls!-Early Cuyler -Squidbillies-

Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 5:02pm.
Working with women is the WORST.

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I disagree a bit. Working with women who are prissy, sanctimonious, cretinous cunts are the worst. Normal women are great to work with.

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Working with women is the WORST. I work with nothing but women and one gay guy, who might as well have a pussy to go with his PMS, and it is HELL. In my old job i was mostly working with men, and it was cool. You had to have a mouth on you, to counter the sexual comments, but i rather deal with that, than that bitchfest we have going sometimes.

Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 4:46pm

Might I recommend a Red Jacket? Those drinks are so strong that 3 had me torn up from the floor up. I REALLY shouldn't have had the 4th one. I'm surprised I made it home.

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