Aaron Carter's Meth Abs Are No More
It was over a year ago when Aaron Carter challenged your claim to fap to anything when he posted a shirtless picture of himself looking like an HGH-addicted clitoris with Madonna arms. Aaron had the six-pack that meth built. But at Angels & Kings in NYC last night, the beats he threw down were so hot (your eye roll goes here and load the next on) that he ripped off his sequined blouse (your second eye roll goes here) from International Male and showed the paps that he no longer has a body straight out of the pages of Bodies of Meth Weekly.
The ghost of Justin Bieber's future has completely dried out, so he says, and unlike a year ago you couldn't tweak out from snorting up his sweat. Aaron is totally a Nancy Reagan kind of drug-free and he has a "frat boy porn star turned freelance car mechanic" body to show for it. Or maybe Aaron's got an "XY Magazine model turned day-shift bartender at a Long Beach gay club" body.
And that has to be a stick-on happy trail wig on Aaron's body, because I refuse to believe that it's possible for a Carter to grow body hair. They don't even have to follicles down there. The meth ate 'em!
Re: Pearlman, any parents who let their kid get swept off to Orlando or wherever with that guy should have been locked away w/ him b/c it was pretty well known that the guy was perv. Rich Cronin, the guy from LFO who died of leukemia a couple of years ago, went on Howard and talked ALL about that sicko and the stuff he would pull. The interview is hilarious b/c of his delivery but the content is scary. It's on youtube somewhere.
At least he's starting to look his age.
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If he really was methed out before and is now clean, I'm happy for him.
Meth gives you abs? No wonder so many are hooked. I know nothing about drugs. I wish him the best though. I couldn't stand him when he was a little kid but on "Dancing With The Stars" he impressed me and I was rooting for him. If they ever have an all-stars "Dancing With The Stars", I hope they bring him back. I feel he can win.
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When Corey Haim (or Feldman, I forget which) accused Hollywood of the biggest molestation Ponzi scheme out there, people should have believed him. I can recount several times as a youngster on shows and whatnot that adults preyed on kids. But as kids, you are not fully aware of what is going on. Looking back now, I am lucky I got out relatively unscathed!
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"Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 6:32pm.
Crazy Days and Nights has a blind item today that highly suggests Aaron is a ghey."
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Supposedly, he was rent-boy for Bruce Willis back in the day. I definitely think he & his brother were abused and so I don't have any hate for them... just pity.
I completely agree with you Karen.
Why she is not in prison along with Mr. Pearlman is beyond me.
Thing is, he was never convicted for the molestation, just the money laundering.
At least he's locked away
I know the Carter boys original entertainment attorney here in Apollo Beach, met them both through him. Both nice guys. They are always nice when seen in Tampa too.
No hate for them.
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Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 5:29pm.
It's easy to hate on these white trash kids but I can't. There is some serious family dysfunction there. I think their mother basically sold them to that hideous child molester and they didn't have a chance. I feel sorry foe them and hope that they get their shit together and stay away from Hollywood.
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Yup. Jane Carter is a piece of shit. Lou Pearlman (the impresario of music behind Back Street Boys and N'Sync) is a known child molestor. Her quote on Pearlmans molestation accusations:
"Backstreet Boy Nick Carter's mother, Jane Carter, told the magazine: 'Certain things happened and it almost destroyed our family. I tried to warn everyone. I tried to warn all the mothers.' She said, "I tried to expose him for what he was years ago".
This of course, AFTER the bitch let him rep her youngest child. Umm, if you knew he was a pedo from your first son, you still let him handle/around your (very young at the time) youngest son? Please bitch, then you stole Aaron's money. Mother of the fucking year.
This kid never had a chance. He was a cute young kid with a load of personality and talent when he first came out, and then turned into a drugged out mess. Do we really wonder why?
I sincerely wish their was a way of enforcing better child endangerment laws. This cunt would be enemy number one.
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Submitted by Meatblocks on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 10:17am.
it ain't awesome until flatts shits on it.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
Yeah, I'd probably hit it. *hides face in shame*
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I always wonder what people look like when they get tired of eating healthy/working out/shooting hgh or steroids into their asses and curl up on the couch like the rest of us. In this case, he looks like he's 13 again ::the more you know...DING!::
id personally hit it.to me he looks way better now.
*tell em get in line and kiss your ass MUAH!*
Just saw that louise...
Wow for someone who really hasn't done much in a while he certainly is generating talk. Hard to believe a cooking show has that much power
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Thanks jerseygirl! I thought that's why I even remembered his name, something about tweens fighting over him. For some reason I thought that was why Lindsay and Paris had that fight forever ago, but I guess it was something equally as petty.
Submitted by Jintess on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 6:03pm.
Here's hoping he gets it together. Didn't he used to date Paris or Lindsay or those types?
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Crazy Days and Nights has a blind item today that highly suggests Aaron is a ghey.
Thanks Dog.
And with that I am OUT!
Picking up the infadels pizza and going to sit by the warm fire on this stormy day.
BAI!
Wow, much less cringe-worthy than that twit pic.
I really wish these child stars would invest some of their earnings into education. They have no idea how lucky they are to afford that shit. Come back to life and do it real rather than all of this fame crap. What a trivial existence. I would be snorting my boredom up my nose as well!
Wow that kid looks like he's on (and from) another planet. Zeta Reticuli Greys on the Block.
Here's hoping he gets it together. Didn't he used to date Paris or Lindsay or those types?
I don't think I've ever heard him, so I'll give him the benefit of the doubt (that he can actually sing)
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 5:45pm.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 5:36pm.
M.E. has a crush on Aaron's older brother. Heh heh.
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THE FUCK? OH HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NO!!!!
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dementa - Lou Diamond Phillips and Cheech can fucking COOK!
I can't believe Cheech is out of the challenge already.
Joey Fatone cracked me up with his smiley face grilled cheese....AND WON! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Did he even play records or did he just pose like poser all night? This nozzle drip needs to quit it and enroll into a J.C and learn something so he can get a job one day.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 5:36pm.
M.E. has a crush on Aaron's older brother. Heh heh.
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THE FUCK? OH HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NO!!!!
He still looks like he's 13 and in the bouts of puberty. Can't with that.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 5:27pm.
I think he's burned out part of his brain with the drugs. my mom, who never heard of him before, thought he was mentally challenged or something. He seemed confused by everything.
Lou Diamond Phillips and Cheech, however, I'd invite to any party!
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 5:25pm
That is why some famous people should make their money and retire peacefully.
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M.E. has a crush on Aaron's older brother. Heh heh.
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It's easy to hate on these white trash kids but I can't. There is some serious family dysfunction there. I think their mother basically sold them to that hideous child molester and they didn't have a chance. I feel sorry foe them and hope that they get their shit together and stay away from Hollywood.
But lawdy they are white trashy.
This dope was on "Rachele vs Guy" Celebrity cook off or some shit like that.
Dude had NO IDEA how to fucking cook. DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. Stick to your microwavable mac n cheese methface.
Fame is soooo fleeting.
I thought MK was joking about the sequined blouse...between that and his malnourished body, i'm not sure which is the less of two evils.
"I know that I'm going to be a target, but I'm never going to be a victim". - Justin Bieber
Isn't this idiot who the term "wigger" was meant for?
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Aaron Carter, proudly brought to you by the "Bodies of Meh- Weekly"
Doesn't do anything for me, but he looks MUCH healthier and happier, so good for him. I'm glad he's taking better care of himself.
"The ghost of Justin Bieber's future" HA!!! I guess we'll all save our third eye roll for that windbraker jacket/backwards hat combo he's rocking with no shirt.
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In his early 20s and he has the body of a 15 year old. Yeah, like that's sexy. Why can't he and his brother just go away for good?
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Oh Lawd yes.
Dude looks like a worm, sounds like a one nutted turd.