Introducing The Stars Of Your Nightmares Tonight
For absolutely no reason other than to prove that nightmares exist when you're awake (and to scare hos into another dimension at the Conjoined 2 art show in L.A.), special effects make-up artist Kevin Kirkpatrick brought Beavis & Butt-head out of the cartoon world and into real life. This terrifying shit looks like what comes in the mail when you order a real doll from hell. Nope, you didn't need to sleep tonight. Yes, that moist feeling down below is from you shitting out of your piss hole and pissing out of your shit hole.
Beavis looks like what would you get if a methed-out Glenn Close slowly morphed into Conan O'Brien in some kind of Gummo universe and Butt-head looks like an inbred hillbilly bacchanalian who is about 3 minutes away from picking off whatever is left of your flesh from his braces. If you're about to fap to this, then your name must be Russell Brand.
Kevin says he made these two devil dolls from acrylic and silicone, but I have a feeling he used sores from actual meth heads, human skin, eyeballs from deers and discarded foreskin. If Kevin ever needs another set of eyeballs for one of his works of terror, he can use mine since I don't think I need them anymore.
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this is them in their late 20s early 30s...
where are their parents?
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Beavis looks like Glenn Close
Well, this explains why they will NEVER get laid in cartoon land or in reality.
They're quality pieces but they make me think maniac and serial killer or "I'll bite your liver while he watches" *slurp-slurp* Disturbing! HahaHa!
"The only money shot you'll get is a load of tears to the face." MK
I would proudly display these in my home.
That is actually awesome. There should be a live action movie based on these models. Andy Serkis could play them both.
I can't wait to see how the Daria model turns out.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Butt-head looks like Al Gore.
Argh!! I couldn't stop the Loog.
-Einah
I logged on to say the exact same thing: you change the ears and mouth on Butthead, and it's Evil Keanu.
-Einah
I looged on to say the exact same thing: you change the ears and mouth on Butthead, and it's Evil Keanu.
-Einah
is it me or does Butt-head looks like Keanu Reeves?
Brilliant, great job. I want these.
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Auri sacra fames
If Beavis and Butthead were real, they'd be living in "Deliverance"-ville!!
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Why does Butthead have Pauly D hair???
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"When I come up, I rush, I rush for you..."
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 6:26pm.
Butthead looks like that kid from the wonderyears. Not Kevin's friend, but Wayne's friend, the one that went in to the army and came back all fucked up and whatnot...*Shudders*
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Wart! I remember that guy, and I do see a bit of a resemblance. The weird lip is what does it.
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If you wanna be in black and white, black and white's gotta be IN YOU!
These are OK, but they definitely need one of "Cornholio"...
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"Are you threatening me? I am Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole..."
I've seen teenagers that look like this in Walmart!
thanks to Bevis and butthead I can't hear March of the Pigs without hearing a fart noise. "doesn't it make you feel better ....FART....(rock'n starts)
they're awesome!!! i love all the detail and the paint job is flawless,
Who's cornhole did these come out of? I dunno... If Beavis and Butthead worked at a potato chip factory for 20 years and sniffed glue on their breaks, they'd look like this.
Scary as hell and phenomenal at the same time. This is exactly how I pictured them in a human shape.
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
Yuck. These are FAIL. The eyes are all wrong and they look too old, for starters. This guy could have a long, satisfying career as a police sketch artist.
Slightly terrifying and wholly incredible :)
Jukebox Hero
LOLOLOL at Judge Judy in a windtunnel.
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Submitted by Andrei on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 8:05pm.
Personally, I see Judge Judy in a windtunnel wearing Kramer's toupee when I look at Beavis. Miss Swann in a Napoleon Dynamite costume is who Butt-Head reminds me of.
I guess it is a good likeness if they were aged, but they are cartoons. Maybe he should have aged the Simpsons for relevance. At least people still watch that and no one has gotten older.
This guy sucks. Seriously, other than a slight resemblance, how the fuck is this Beavis and Butthead? He should be embarrassed.
Submitted by Meatblocks on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 10:17am.
it ain't awesome until flatts shits on it.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
Oh, HELL naw! Cartoon B&B forevah!
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"I prefer my pieces the same way I prefer my Slim Jims, long, lean and mute" --the incomparable MK
loved Beevis & Butthead then, love Beevis & Butthead now. Crude Humor FTW!!
ETA my picture is of Homer in real life
Beavis looks like Judge Doom from Roger Rabbit: http://images.wikia.com/wikidisney/images/c/c8/WFRR_0864.jpg
I know Sandbitch!
"The only money shot you'll get is a load of tears to the face." MK
Everytime I see them I wanna sing ♫Breakith the law Breakith the law♫
b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b
"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
MK, I swear you give me a bad case of the giggles, no doctor can cure.
There is a special line at the entrance to Hell for people who laugh at children crying, so I will see you there. 12/9/11- MK
Good stuff, Jukebox Hero! hehe
"The only money shot you'll get is a load of tears to the face." MK
My mom's crush was on Jerry.
...hahaha and one of my friends told me a long time ago that the reason he kept his job so long (he was absolutely under qualified at the time) was because he copied the George "Always look pissed off and they will think you are working hard" thing.
Ahhh Seinfeld. Never watched it when it was in first run but at least it taught life lessons;)
Jintess -- I know what you mean, it's weird to see such an iconic character out of his element. My mom had the biggest crush on Kramer -- she thought he was hot!
It's a little irrational how excited I was when I realized that not only did MK get my email about this fuckery, but he gave me a shoutout! In all seriousness though, I'll be drinking this weekend hoping for: a] a Giants win, and b] total memory loss concerning these pictures.
<3 twat muffin
You know, strangest thing. I was watching an old Cheers rerun a couple of weeks ago and Michael Richards was on it (I only caught the end but it seems he bet Sam and won and was a jerk about it or something)
He looked boringly normal. Kramer suited him (until he showed his stupidity at that comedy club. Dumbass)
It's kind of funny seeing folks in their cameo roles before they went on to a huge paycheck.
(George Clooney Facts of Life comes to mind, as well as Roseanne)
I thought for sure it was Simon & Garfunkel.
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 01/20/2012 - 7:00pm.
What in Martin-Speer-from-the-Hills-Have-Eyes hell is this, MK? Just like that hairynavel nipplepeen freak caption you had recently!
---I managed to successfully manoover around that one. Whatever that thing was I didn't want it stuck in mah brain, noooo.
What in Martin-Speer-from-the-Hills-Have-Eyes hell is this, MK? Just like that hairynavel nipplepeen freak caption you had recently! Jeesh! o_0
"The only money shot you'll get is a load of tears to the face." MK
Jintess -- I was thinking Cosmo Kramer for Beavis' hair, too. Butthead has got a bit of Farkus the bully from "A Christmas Story" going on, too.
What the hell!
You know...if you squish both of their heads together I bet you end up with Napoleon Dynamite
Wow. These are really great!
The Butthead sculpture looks frighteningly like the creepy kid from my algebra class in high school.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. –michelleb
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It's funny 'cause it's true.
Why do they look like middle aged meth truckers??
Ride the spiral to the end you may just go where no ones been. SPIRAL OUT
Just looks like some of those occupy wall st people.
Beavis looks like Lyle Lovett and Joan Rivers had a child...And it has downs...
Butthead looks like that kid from the wonderyears. Not Kevin's friend, but Wayne's friend, the one that went in to the army and came back all fucked up and whatnot...*Shudders*
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I want you to get on them fat chubby knees and take muh manhood in to your sugarwalls!-Early Cuyler -Squidbillies-
I've always thought that Joaquin Phoenix would've been perfect as Butthead in a "Beavis & Butthead" movie.
You are on fire today, Mr. MK Wordsmith!