Hot Slut Of The Day!

January 26, 2012 / Posted by:

Like something out of The Mangina Monologues, Ken Dahl, the blossom that sprouted up when Missy Elliot dropped her seed on one of Funheart Bear’s ovaries, gives you a reason to be thankful that they don’t make Rosetta Stone for your pussy. Because if your pussy could talk, it would either recite Forrest Gump’s “Why don’t you love me, Jenny?” speech to every man who comes to visit (Jennifer Love Hewitt’s pussy, I’m talking about you) or it would recite Audrey II’s “FEEEEEED ME, SEYMOUR!!!!” speech to every man who comes to visit (Parasite Hilton’s pussy, I’m talking about you). So be thankful that you’ve all got the Helen Keller of pussies.

via Crunk + Disorderly

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