And Now, Here's Some Advice For Kris Humphries From Snoop Dogg

Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Sat, 01/28/2012 - 7:30pm.
Man, the psycho feminazi cunts on Crazy Days and Nights are losing their SHIT over this video. It's fucking hilarious.

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I don't know, I read the thread and didn't find them to be "psycho feminazi cunts" (feminism and Nazism cancel themselves out). I agree with THEIR points about Snoop and the problematic way his slam is framed in the ho/housewife context, the tiresome virgin/whore dichotomy. And someone made a good point of how men like Snoop make women like Kim possible (something like that). Anyway, thanks for the link, Chris E., it was a good read.

http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2012/01/dr-snoop-dogg-gives-kris-humph...

Interesting comment from the above blog:
Ida Blankenship said...
This is the man who rapped these lyrics:

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks/Lick on these nuts and suck the dick/Get the fuck out after you're done/And I hop in my ride to make a quick run...

But whatever. He's dissing Kim Kardashian, so let's ignore a two-decade career based entirely on chauvinism and laud him!

It still bugs the shit out of me how so many of you use the fact that Kim was in a sex tape as a reason to hate her. Do you also hate Colin Farrell? How about Rob Lowe? Gene Simmons? All of those men have fucked people on-camera, and they're *never* labeled as whores.

Go ahead and hate her because she's a shallow idiot with zero creative talent who is famous for using her sex appeal to get ahead. That's valid. But you know what? That archetype has been around forever, and it's not going away anytime soon -- and we have misogynistic assholes like Snoop Dogg to partly thank for that.

And at least she hasn't made millions by fucking glorifying MURDER.

Man, the psycho feminazi cunts on Crazy Days and Nights are losing their SHIT over this video. It's fucking hilarious.

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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.

I couldn't wait for MK to post this pic of Kris Kardashian in her 80's garb, with one of her lovers. How low to take a young Khloe along on her trysts. Is her middle name Alibi?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2092771/Kris-Jenners-ex-lov...

OMG-SNOOP HAS FUCKING NAILED IT! and its just what I need to read after a major case of the sads..... the soap actor and his doggy friend....

"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"

Lol, why are people even talking about Snoop? He is who he is and has been for yeeeears, lets move on...what he said about that whore is hilarious and true - period

I just pooped in my pants a little over this.

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=J1pDy2bpEc8

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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

He said Ray J bounced back, not Reggie. Mo ta tha E ta tha...

LOL - he speaks the truth. "let her do what she was born to do: HO.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I19y5S3Keag&feature=related

Um, I called him a rapist because he's been accused of rape, not because he's black. People just looove to call other people racists. It makes them feel so righteous, but actually it's just really immature and pathetic. Find a new cause.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

I just became a fan. It's time to pack it in when you're not classy enough for Snoop.

lol that is the most hilarious thing ive ever heard from snoop dogg.

especially the bit about africa hahahah that had me rolling in laughter

LOL. I love this.

you can have a Ray J day, baby

Copying Star & Buc Wild, huh? Thought no one would remember.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2nInnZJncM

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Eazy E's own prescription for "nourishing the inner aspect", Nutz On Ya Chin.

I usually skip over rap related posts but that was worth a listen. It would be funnier if Butters from South Park said the same thing. Loved the episode when he became the pimp of the playground and went to the pimp convention. To a group of "you know what I'm sayin'?" black guys: "Yes yes, I know what you are saying. You needn't keep asking!"

Ultimately, these things can't be resolved (I mean conversations about race and class and sexism) without a long treatise on American Society and History - and nobody wants to read that bullshit.

For the record, I think Snoop Dogg is a sell-out. He may be smarter than he seems, and actually have improved himself over time, in which case he is a hypocritical sell out. He and people like him arrived just in time to take the positive, powerful medium that was hip hop and use it to push culture, particularly black culture, back 100 years. To perpetuate a self-destructive, booty-shakin', thug life kinda bullshit mentality that glorifies stupidity and violence. In that sense, Snoop is just the smiley faced side of the prison industrial complex, selling death and incarceration for the profit of the few.

But to smear him with "black male" crimes he hasn't committed - saying he's leaving babies every place, or that he's a rapist - was just wrong.

Likewise, for me to keep reacting to Stoney's racism was wrong - because she always "goes there" and I know it's a waste of time, well in advance.

And Event Horizon, I know you meant well. And some of the picture you paint is realistic. But there is so much to African American history and culture that gets left out, leaving only the most bleak of pictures. It's a distorted picture, like a funhouse mirror.

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Since KH is majorly durrrrrrrrrrr, I wounder if he knew what a ho Kim was? Maybe he didnt know what an amazing piss slut she was? That she had "some" boyfriends.

Regardless of Snoop Dog's faults, the point of this article still stands. Because EVERYTHING he said about Kim Kardashian is ENTIRELY accurate. I don't think anyone here could argue otherwise. Kim is a talentless, money-hungry slut who goes through black men like Kleenex and Kris made an even bigger fool of himself by agreeing to participate in that sham of a marriage.

He said, Ray J is the only nigga that bounced back from the bitch...not Reggie.

Given Ray J had very little of a career to begin with, there wasn't much to bounce back from.

You know it's bad when someone like Snoop puts you down.

Smdh. Y'all still at this? I had me a nice dinner with my boo tonight.

Kim married, and presumably slept with a man she didn't love for ratings and a fat-ass payday. So if Snoop is a pimp, then Kim K is his bottom bitch.

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Time cast a spell on you but
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Thank God for Event Horizon-what's with all the racist bullshit on this thread?

*hands "Comment of the day" Trophy to EH*

Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11

Submitted by Satan on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 6:50pm.

I see your point Satan.

Watching Bad Teacher, so adios.

Have a good one.

Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 5:42pm.

Sandbitch, an "anti-diabetic cookie dough" would either be:

1. cookie dough that CURES diabetes

2. cookie dough that repels diabetics.

I had no idea Humphries' mama sold anything other than her son's sweat, so I thought you were starting up a magic cookie dough business, serving up option #1.

---Only a Kardashian would buy Kris Humphries sweat, have money must buy.

3. A sugar loaded cookie that kills diabetics if they eat it. If they die, voila! less diabetes.

Submitted by Hoegarten on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 7:08pm.

Of course he is not single handedly ruining society through his music, but I think his crack dealing, pimping, and gang banging past is way more unforgivable than having a sex tape and breaking a few hearts. The thought of this asshole getting more respect than Kim Kardashian who has never done anything like exploit junkies or kill anyone is laughable to me.

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You ever been in a situation on known someone whos been in a situation where they were born into a household with one mother who never graduated college and six other siblings living in a one bedroom slum falling asleep to the sound of bullets every night; just like her grandma and her great grandma before that?

Ever been part of a system where your ancestors were slaves who were freed into a world with no worker unions, wal-marts to submit an application at or means to gain an education in order to be able to sustain yourself and your family so in order to survive, they turned to the oldest profession and that "culture" was passed down from generation to generation even until today?

Ever known anyone who came from a broken home who often went without food and had very little "family" to speak of so they form a family of their own on the streets?

Snoop might seems like a "crack dealing, pimping, gang banging, animal" to you, but there are alot of "urban" youths who could fit under that category for reasons that go far deeper than you seem to understand.

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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."

Hello. Crack dealing and shooting people up over turf, no doubt killing innocent bystandards in the process at times, doesn't teorrorize your community and destroy lives? Fucking countless crack whores isn't disgusting? WTF

Remember in the 90's when people said "hey, its the 90s right?"

Of course he is not single handedly ruining society through his music, but I think his crack dealing, pimping, and gang banging past is way more unforgivable than having a sex tape and breaking a few hearts. The thought of this asshole getting more respect than Kim Kardashian who has never done anything like exploit junkies or kill anyone is laughable to me.

Remember in the 90's when people said "hey, its the 90s right?"

I don't know much about this thug, only what I read from wiki and I'm not even going to bother to read about him further; but from what I read I can conclude that he hasn't "grown up" but only "grown old". Take a look at his wiki page and find out what he does in real life and tell me he's still not that fucking illiterate gang member; the only difference is, he has money now. Bullshit to that "he's just a stereotype" or an act, because HE HIS A LIVING STEREOTYPE.

Also, you have your panties all twisted up not because she "dared" to claim stuff without "evidence" as you are putting it, it's because in your imaginary world she's this racist woman who's shitting on a back man for being black. Bullshit, the race card is overrated as much as throwing the "racist!!!" word at everything.

Yeah, he trashed a Kardashian. He's right, even if his comment is Captain Obvious approved; yeah, I laugh at the fact that some trashy hip hop dumbass made fun of one of today's biggest media whores and it was recorded in video, where people can replay and laugh for all eternity.. still, anyone anywhere has the right to point out Snoop's flaws too and judge to their heart's content without being reprimanded.

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I'm no fan of Snoop and the couple of episodes that I watched of his E show made me think he was even more full of himself and despicable than I ever believed him to be before

but.....

I don't think he's scum who's single handedly ruining society or whatever such shit. Gangsta rappers aren't vile or pushing a dangerous lifestyle on people or "their communities". 80% of gangsta rap listerners are white middle class lest you forget....

Radio play is controlled by 8 or 9 big wigs who decide what format of songs are played around the country. Notice alternative stations dispearing in your town while 4 or 5 "top 40" stations clog up the air ways? Snoop might make the music but he has no control over what gets played....

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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."

And all of this just in time for the season finale of Kourtney and Kim Take New York! On E!

Remember in the 90's when people said "hey, its the 90s right?"

Bjork You on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 6:49pm.

Call me, hot stuff. Me love you long time. No charge! ALLLLLLL ME. Three times around!<--George Costanza

Where the fuck are the 'other' alts?

Whatever happened to babyruthnotdookie?

Good news! I found out my liver is as healthy as a horse! Three whinnies and the drinks are on me!

Snoop, I will give you this, your "izzles" annoyed the fuck outta me and yet I found myself using your izzle-isms. I'm none too proud to admit to that though.

Submitted by Hoegarten on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 6:53pm.

Um... according to wikipedia, this dumbass was a gang member, a pimp and is usually arrested either for acting like the fucking ghetto turd that he is, gun possesion or for being a stupid marihuana junkie who doesn't know any better. That doesn't sound like that's some sort of "act", that's just who he is. He's nothing more than an illiterate thug with money, acting like any other illiterate thug with money.

Also, to whoever's claiming that since he's the coach of his son's sports team, he must be good... many drug lords invest money in shit people need like schools, sport courts, gyms and other shit too, yet, they still get rich off junkies and kill loads of people. Based on that claim, these fuckers must be praised and their asses kissed for being sooo good, right?.
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Escobar!!!!

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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."

Um... according to wikipedia, this dumbass was a gang member, a pimp and is usually arrested either for acting like the fucking ghetto turd that he is, gun possesion or for being a stupid marihuana junkie who doesn't know any better. That doesn't sound like that's some sort of "act", that's just who he is. He's nothing more than an illiterate thug with money, acting like any other illiterate thug with money.

Preach! These gangsta rappers are vile human beings who have shamelessly destroyed countless lives and terrorized their own communities with the gang violence that comes with crack dealing. Sure, Snoop Dog deserves to move on from that and be loved and happily married, but Kim doesn't for breaking a few hearts and having a sex tape. Makes perfect sense.

Remember in the 90's when people said "hey, its the 90s right?"

I'll take Bill Cosby over Newt Gingrich any day!

BAM!

Battle of the Hypocrites!

(although what makes Mr Cosby a hypocrite? does he NOT actually eat Jello Pudding?)

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hmmm smells like the kardashians are frolicking here bombarding comments, defending their porn star sibling hihihi :)

Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 6:48pm.

Eh, Satan, Bill Cosby ain't so pristine either. He's a hypocritical S.O.B if you ask me.
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I agree, Evil C., BUT, he didn't try to project the worst of the worst about his race. He had 'faults' but he didn't flaunt them.

Mr. Dogg can be insightful and charming on occasion - but on this one, he is neither.

Angela, please, not tonight. Please.

Eh, Satan, Bill Cosby ain't so pristine either. He's a hypocritical S.O.B if you ask me.

TelevisedRevolution on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 6:28pm.

Well, TR, Snoop isn't doing the "Black Community" any favors by being a buffoon rather than being an intelligent, decent black person like...say...Bill Cosby.

Meanwhile, your vaunted black 'race' with a 'black caucus' and 'Black preachers' and 'black magazines' and 'black entertainment network' and 'Oprah's HUGE ASS' is not doing shit for shinola about the theivin' and thuggin' and muggin' and druggin' and a murderin' per usual vis-a-vis the "BLACK community".

Snoop is a retarded ni6 who thinks he's smart by pointing out the lowest common denominator like anyone with two brain-cells to rub together can do. David Chappelle he 'ain not.

Also, it doesn't help that he is ugly as sin.

'SIN' my favorite word. Muah-hahahahahahahaha!

Snoop Dogg became famous 20 years ago. He was a thug as a young man, no doubt, and he bragged about it.

I don't know who YOU were 20 years ago, but I suspect you've grown up some since 1992.

By point is not that Calvin Broadus is a saint, but that "Snoop Dogg" is a brand, it's a stereotype.

I don't know anything about what he does in real life. I'm not even a fan of hip hop, much, because the mainstream stuff is ALL ABOUT STEREOTYPES. That's what sells. And that's what Snoop Dogg is selling now.

So it makes sense that he would be accused of still being a drug dealer (how many of you have drugs/drug dealers in your past? I'm black, and I don't!), a rapist (show me the reciepts) someone who drops "bastard" kids around (again - I see one, who is probably cared for financially at least. so show me the receipts).

And I agree - he's misogynist, at lest in his speech. He's setting bad example in the way he talks about women publicly.

But he didn't say anything in this video that almost every other person here hasn't said about Kim Kardassian.

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Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 3:47pm.

You guys DO realize that Snoop's whole thing is an act - like Jerry Lewis's goofy persona back in the day, or Charo's "kootchie kootchie" thing?

Let me guess, Harvard grad?

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here's a couple more durrs' you should know:
if a man hits you, or cheats on you once, he WILL do it again, maybe not today, or tomorrow, but he will (side-eyes snoop)eventually.

never, ever, get drunk and tell your mil what you really think of her ass.

don't play with a loaded gun. (side-eyes snoop again)

anymore genius advice snoop?
*goes back to dance moms*

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Um... according to wikipedia, this dumbass was a gang member, a pimp and is usually arrested either for acting like the fucking ghetto turd that he is, gun possesion or for being a stupid marihuana junkie who doesn't know any better. That doesn't sound like that's some sort of "act", that's just who he is. He's nothing more than an illiterate thug with money, acting like any other illiterate thug with money.

Also, to whoever's claiming that since he's the coach of his son's sports team, he must be good... many drug lords invest money in shit people need like schools, sport courts, gyms and other shit too, yet, they still get rich off junkies and kill loads of people. Based on that claim, these fuckers must be praised and their asses kissed for being sooo good, right?.

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Where was Snoop when KK closing in on Humpty?