Friday, January 27th 2012
Open Post: Hosted By A Lazy Ass Dormouse
This is where I'm supposed to make a Richard Gere joke, but instead I'm going to use my keystrokes to plead with a bitch to please get that loud lazy dormouse a Breathe Right strip, some allergy medicine, a lozenge for his nose and a body pillow. Because how can any of us get any work done when his ass sounds like Richard Gere and a dormouse wrestling on top of a plastic-wrapped mattress?!
via Boing Boing (Thanks Kevin)
Ooops! I called it a rat AND a mouse!
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Read Triston's Heaux-ventures as he traipses the Heaux-rient Sexpress!
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2012/01/heaux-confessionals-traispsing-t...
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl!
@ Dog
The feeling is entirely mutual!
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
Submitted by Naughychimp on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 10:51pm.
I'm so glad you are doing better! I was curious how you were doing, but didn't want to ask in case things hadn't improved.
Most people here are incredibly kind-hearted.
((((Naughtychimp))))
Why can I not get enough of Warren Miller skiing shows? I DON'T EVEN SKI or like winter sports at all, but these shows have me captivated!
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 01/28/2012 - 10:03am.
@Dog, Thanks for the update. I was worried about that little thing. Glad he's ok.
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Yeah, it didn't make any sense that they'd have a video of a little animal in severe distress. I googled them and saw some of the most adorable pictures ever. They're so small, they can balance on a leaf stem.
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@Dog, Thanks for the update. I was worried about that little thing. Glad he's ok.
LOL at Owl calling him a little rat. That gave me the giggles 'cause I thought the same thing when I first saw him. HAHA
"The only money shot you'll get is a load of tears to the face." MK
“Please don't go. We'll eat you up. We love you so.”
― Maurice Sendak, WtWTA
Generation: Where do I click?
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sat, 01/28/2012 - 12:01am.
So now I'm jealous of a dormouse. Hum ...
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It's official. I'm in love with Mickey Holland.
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So now I'm jealous of a dormouse. Hum ...
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
Aww...don't be jelli!
You's still a sessy cow! =op
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Mountain Dew is also the perfect butt douche to turn to when that stubborn gerbil refuses to fall out of your ass.-Michael K.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 9:26pm.
ATTENTION! The dormouse is fine. I googled them and dormice are known for sleeping on their backs. They love to curl up on their backs and on their sides. This precious little critter is perfectly healthy and normal just doing its dormousey thang.
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Phew! Good to know, thanks Dog!
And Bored, don't worry about any 'clique'; they come and go, I've watched a few form and then dissipate again. Just have a good time, speak if you feel like it and read if you don't, ignore random accusations and fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
"Doc, I don't want to fly anymore"
Leno & Obama
Do you watch reality tv
No
The girls do watch Kardashians POTUS admitted but only on WEEKENDS!
Leno: Have you seen the debates?
Obama: Yes , I am waiting until somebody is voted off the island.
Real person works for me
Obama or
an EISENHOWER!!!
"Doc, I don't want to fly anymore"
JESUS endlessing sobbing has never done any f'N good dear whores
OP
Interrupt
Obama on Leno! AWESOME!! Bbbb #obama YES!!!
Satan - Yeah, it's all fun and games until someone gets ganked!
You're lucky yours is only 5'10 and 240. MINE is 6'5" and 340. Try giving THAT a shove at 2 o'clock in the a.m!
Cute and cuddly MY ASS! (Said in best CZJ voice from Chicago.)
That's one cute little mouse!
I wanted to thank you horz. A few months ago, i was really, really low for whatever (unknown) reason. I came on here and told you, I'm sinking into a huge depression - what can I do? I'm not part of the "in crowd" but a few of you reached out and gave me advice, damn fine advice at that, and although this is a silly gossip site, it meant a lot to me and helped me get through a terrible time. So, merci a tous.
I was just being melodramatic. :)
Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 9:01pm.
Well IF, it must not have been that big of a deal to me, because I really don't remember the incident which you are talking about. I am sure it happened as you say, but I don't remember. My "icing" you out was NOT intentional, just coincidental.
All I can say is sorry and move on. Hopefully you will accept the apology, because there is little else I can do.
Anyway, have a good one.
Night.
Gardening Girl on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 9:49pm.
I wish I could sleep that good!
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Oh sure. It's 'cute' until you have to SLEEP next to it and it's 5'10 240 pounds breathing that 'not-so-cute' snoring in your ears!
I wish I could sleep that good!
from the youtube page:
"Surrey Wildlife Trust Mammal Project Officer, Dave Williams, took this lovely footage of a dormouse in torpor (hibernation).
Help them protect our endangered dormice and other wildlife by giving a donation. Click here: http://bit.ly/AfDNLk
They don't normally snore like this, but don't worry. This one was fine really and in expert hands. He was only removed briefly from his nest to be weighed and check he has enough fat reserves to sleep on through until spring."
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I would just like to give a big, juicy, angry, "FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE!" shout out to my beyond retarded husband who thinks that he should still be able to do banking online when his computer is OBVIOUSLY fucking infected with a virus.
Stupid fuck doesn't want to learn how to use computers and compromises shit out of his complete idiocy and lack of understanding of COMPUTERS.
The mentally lazy fuckwit thinks 'online' is just email and banking and searching for lyrics on 'questionable' websites. Not to mention he is so fucking retarded he clicks on almost ever email in his inbox.
I'm thisclose<--to cutting his jugular with a windows 7 Ultimate Death Knell disc.
This jackhole still hen-pecks at the keyboard too and refuses to learn to fucking TYPE so that he can be more proficient.
I do not hate my husband.
I do not hate my husband.
I do not hate my husband.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCkkk
ATTENTION! The dormouse is fine. I googled them and dormice are known for sleeping on their backs. They love to curl up on their backs and on their sides. This precious little critter is perfectly healthy and normal just doing its dormousey thang.
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www.charitywater.org
www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
Ha ha ha IF. Hope you're feeling better.
Oh shit, no, that was East End Girl who did!
Damn!
*sucks up to GG and praises her beauty and intelligence to infinity and beyond*
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Dark-sided!
I would never call you a paddy, being 1/8th Irish and my husbands family being of Scot/Irish descent (sp?).
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 9:00pm.
I have talked to you TrashyWilma before. Ijust love your avie. I <3 the Queen.
*ducks from IF's wrath*
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LOL! I have no wrath against anyone here. I actually like everyone although some people just seem angry all the time.
YOU CALLED ME A PADDY, YOU DUMB BITCH!
But aside from all that racism, we're cool!
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Dark-sided!
I I know, we used to chat all the time and then bam - I got the mega cold shoulder. Or at least that's what I was thinking.
One day you were in a fowl mood and got mixed up thinking something I said was about you and it wasn't and you've been a stone cold cake to me ever since.
Or I could have imagined the whole thing! But I swear it's so!
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Dark-sided!
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 8:57pm.
Haha! Thanks GC! Until 2morrow.
Have a good one!
Has anyone on here used paperbackswap.com before? I m trying to figure out if its some kinda scam or a legit site.
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
I have talked to you TrashyWilma before. Ijust love your avie. I <3 the Queen.
*ducks from IF's wrath*
Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 8:51pm.
Evil Cupcake ignores me. Fact.
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THATS NOT TRUE FURY!
We used to talk about Housewives all the time, then I didn't see you around for a while AND I was also gone for a few weeks.
If you seriously felt that way, I sincerely apologize because I haven't meant to.
I am out for the rest of the night, but will be back tomorrow if ANYONE wants to chat with me.
On a serious level, I am trying to be a nicer poster here, as in the past I am pretty sure I haven't always been so nice.
So, again, my apologies if in the past I have been a "c" word or snotty. It wasn't meant to be that way. I have just had some things going on in my life that have stressed me out, and am now feeling better and not so upset and mad at the world. Not that my bitch self isn't still there, BUT my stress level is a bit lower.
See you tomorrow guys!
(((((((((hugs))))))))))))))
Evil, have fun watching "Dicks and Blood", that's what I call Spartacus.
Submitted by bookworm on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 8:41pm.
Hi bookworm! I'm Evil_C.
I haven't seen you on very much, BUT hope to chat with ya in the future!
I'm in with the out crowd, which consists of pretty much me~
Okay, night guys.
The new season of Spartacus Vengence and Merlin stars tonight. Yeah, I'm a tv geek.
Evil Cupcake ignores me. Fact.
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Dark-sided!
Submitted by TrashyWilma on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 8:01pm.
I have talked to you missy! : )
Slore and Trashy!
I am so sorry if I haven't spoken to you! I'm not an "in-crowd" person myself (but doesn't everyone say that, even the ones that are the most "in"?!).
Trashy, I love your comments and your vile Avi of the queen!
I am on and off, but I will make sure I always say hi. I might even go all stalker-like.
You're welcome!
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Dark-sided!
Submitted by TrashyWilma on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 8:01pm.
Submitted by BoredSlore on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 6:12pm.
Ya know what? FUCK you people!! I have tried to fit in with you assholes yet you don't let ANYONE IN.
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Pfft. I've been here for at least four years and nobody ever talks to me. It's just the nature of this particular site.
Of course I never gave a shit about fitting in.
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Same here TrashyWilma,
I have been here for several years, never get invited into the clique. But who cares! I love coming here just to give my two cents on crappy celebs.
Omg dormouse is dying?!?!
*self mutilates the pain away*
*ignores everyone*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Well lookie there! I knew my ears were burning!
*pours EH a drink*
*falls into plant*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by BoredSlore on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 6:12pm.
Ya know what? FUCK you people!! I have tried to fit in with you assholes yet you don't let ANYONE IN.
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Pfft. I've been here for at least four years and nobody ever talks to me. It's just the nature of this particular site.
Of course I never gave a shit about fitting in.
Ah, the sleep of the innocent.
OMFG! That is one of THE CUTEST things I have ever seen. I love dormice. That are so freaking gorgeous. Really beautiful little guys. And the snoring. Just too damn cute! I wish we had dormice here in in Australia.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 7:10pm.
I'm not.
We had a blow out once and we both apologized and went on with life.
I have stuck up for her several times, so as far as I'm concerned, she is okay by me.
Didn't really get into what happened in the Snoop thread, so I have no idea what happened. I plan to read back later if I remember.
My 2 cents.
Submitted by sinjin on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 7:01pm.
Thanks Sin, I think you are pretty swell yourself, and here *throws madagascar vanilla fudge brother at you with extra frosting* Why just have a little frosting, when you can have the whole thing!
I wasn't trying to fish for compliments or sympathy, but I was just hoping Bored Slore would see that we all feel "ignored" at times on here. I like being ignored by the trolls, don't get me wrong, and sometimes it is okay to post and no one comment, because there are days when IRL, I am a bitchy "c" word, and it will translate into my posts.
Dlisted can be a tough place for newbies OR long timers. If you take a break and come back, it is like posting the first day all over again.
Anyway, thanks you guys for being sweet. I really like this place and often prefer the people here to my RL friends, because this place, good or bad some days, gets me! THEY REALLY DO *in whiny Sally Field voice*
Imma ck out for a bit, as I am going to watch the cinematic masterpiece, Bad Teacher.
BBL
Can someone explain to me, why is everyone such a bitch to Stoney so often?
She seems pretty cool to me and I don't get it.
b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b
"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Read Triston's Heaux-ventures as he traipses the Heaux-rient Sexpress!
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2012/01/heaux-confessionals-traispsing-t...
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl!
Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 6:59pm.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 6:25pm.
Cuppy, Just wanted to tell you that you are not ignored. You are loved and I can't imagine Dlisted without you. ♥
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Awwww Rasc, you just made my week! Thanks for that! You are probably the dearest, sweetest person on this site. I mean that.
I feel the same way about you!
Yeah, I like you to Ebil! *swipes fingerful of frosting, eats it*
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 6:21pm.
@ Bored Slore, don`t worry about it. I get ignored here quite a bit. It has it advantages..Just know, if you ever need a place to stay 9 hours east of you, give me a holler!
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I didn't ignore you last night, you seemed to like the rim job.
Submitted by BoredSlore :OMG THANK YOU! I have 3 dogs... ALL of which sleep in bed with me... ALL of which who sleep on their back... ALL of which SNORE like fucking sawzalls!!!
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Hi BoredSlore! I saw below you were being ignored. I'm sorry if you though I was one of them. I was elsewehere on the interwebs trying to find something. I've just returned. Office is closing, I'm off to catch dinner and a movie with family. Catch ya'll later. :-)
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 6:25pm.
Cuppy, Just wanted to tell you that you are not ignored. You are loved and I can't imagine Dlisted without you. ♥