Tuesday, January 31st 2012
Birthday Sluts
Carol Channing (91)
Justin Timberlake (31)
Tiffany Limos (32)
Bobby Moynihan (35)
Kerry Washington (35)
Kate Shindle (35)
Jackie O (37)
Portia de Rossi (39)
Patricia Velasquez (41)
Minnie Driver (42)
Kelly Lynch (53)
Anthony LaPaglia (53)
Johnny Rotten (56)
Jessica Walter (71)
Philip Glass (75)
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I saw a True Hollywood Story of Carol Channing about 20 years ago. She as like a mummified cottonball THEN. She was like 85 THEN.
NO eyelashes due to the glue she used to put on her fake eyelashes everyday.
But I'm sure she's very sweet.
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Oh, and HB Carol Channing, who is rumored to be a total sweetheart.
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"This is so over the top the director must be a Sherpa." -- Who Datt
Submitted by ba-buttons on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 7:40am.
Bad B-Day to Justin Timberloser. You can't sing, you can't act, you dance like a Special Olypmics gold medal winner - I can only hope somebody punches you repeatedly in your stupid Little Orphan Annie hairdo today.
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Hold the Horsemen, the Apocalypse is nigh.
For this is the first time in my life I have ever wholeheartedly agreed with ba-buttons.
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"This is so over the top the director must be a Sherpa." -- Who Datt
Bobby Moynihan is 35? I guess I don't feel that old today... Drunk Uncle is my hero.
91? dang. you go girl
HBD John Lydon... the Davy Jones of punk.
HB Darknight! *passes along a family-sized glass of suds*
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Johnny Rotten!!! *stands on 'puter monitor and belts out "God Save the Queen."
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Thank you for the birthday wishes ya'll. I know I don't "know" you guys IRL but ya'll is good peeps.
It's never too late to be who you might have been.
~George Eliot~
Submitted by Darknight on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 11:32am.
Happy Birthday!!
HB Darknight!
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Submitted by Darknight on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 11:32am.
ITCH YER BUTT DAY!!!! Happy birthday!
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"The English are horrible and Oprah is a moron." 01/10/12 the refined Brit, clairey claire
Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday to me!
Happy birthday, darknight, happy birthday to me!
It's never too late to be who you might have been.
~George Eliot~
who the hell is 37 year-old Jackie O and why would he/she pick a name that guaranteed them lost on the internet under the billions of hits for the REAL Jackie O?!?
HB CC!! you don't look a day over 90!
no. no no no. carol channing was 91 in 1960.
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but, then again, what do i know?
Hahaha Jack, love the thought of your bought fridge falling on your ex-trick! May she be reaching on top of said fridge for her new piece's flomax when it topples on her!
As Gilda said, "Let's hate her... Disaster to the wench that did wrong by" Jack!! Hahahaha CHEERS!
"But then as you're doing your thing, he's just laying there moaning like an old dog having a nightmare." MK
Happy birthday to that hot slut Carol Channing; every time I see her all I can think of is Ryan Styles' impersonations of her and her guest appearances on Scooby Doo in my childhood. ;)
HB Channing, Glass, LaPaglia (wet dreams), Washington, Rossi, Lynch, O (dance dreams) and others. air kisses to you all! :)
"But then as you're doing your thing, he's just laying there moaning like an old dog having a nightmare." MK
ba-buttons -- "Special Olympics gold medal winner" -- BRAVO! Thanks for my first huge laugh of the day!!!
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 8:02am.
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 7:54am.
Good morning, Whamo.
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Good morning my little doggie friend:)
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I thought maybe you were P.O.'d at me for my trouser alien comment yesterday.
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Hu?? I must have missed it, but I would never be P.O. at you doggie:)
I agree with all the Minnie Driver hate. "The Riches" might have run forever if Eddie had had a better co-lead.
LOL Jacko!!!!!
HB to Anthony LaPaglia. The man has RANGE. He was funny as hell as Simon Moon, trustworthy FBI guy, and scary and creepy in The Client. Versatile actor.
HBD to whore #2... may a fridge fall from the sky and crush your skinny ass.
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"The English are horrible and Oprah is a moron." 01/10/12 the refined Brit, clairey claire
HB to my object of teen lust, JT.
I hope Biel uses his favorite dildo tonight.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
Oh my God! Carol Channing is still alive!!! Well happy birthday!
Thanks, D.R.!
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Dog, that puppy is so cute. :)
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
HB to Jack Malone. FREEZE! FBI!
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Happy birthday all the people, but most especially Johnny, and Carol! :)
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
That bejeweled turtleneck is sheer perfection!
Submitted by Bo: "Carol Channing? I thought that was Bethenney Frankel!
Oh well, HB to all, especially to the great Carol Channing.
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You are now officially forgiven for spoiling the latest "Downton Abbey" yesterday. Bethenny Frankel, indeed.
LOL @ ba-buttons' rants at the birthday dumbos. HA HA HA HAHA! I hate Minnie Driver, too.
HB to LaPaglia who moistened my panties in "Lantana" (good movie, y'all!)
And to Jessica Walter and Philip Glass.
Bestowing the warmest wishes to Miss Channing, who I mostly know from her musings on housework on the brilliant "Free To Be You And Me". Which I will now play in her honor.
Submitted by Dixie McCall on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 8:14am.
I heard Get Down Tonite the other day and it made me bust quite the move (the people at work didn't think it was cute but hey, fuck 'em, they're idiots) HB K.C. !!
also forgot about the queen of 70's tv show guest spots: Jessica Walter. Flamingo Kid was on over the weekend and boy can she a rock a 'kini.
Carol Channing? I thought that was Bethenney Frankel!
Oh well, HB to all, especially to the great Carol Channing.
happy birthday carol channing...
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Roseanne Barr
That's what Vadge will look like in 5 years. She already has the claws. At least Carol Channing aged gracefully-she has looked the same for the last 30 years.
Johnny Rotten - I'm sure you find birthdays BORING, but have a happy one anyway *ducks*
Holy cow, I thought that was Adam Corolla in drag.
HB Carol, you scary scary woman.
I'm surprised that DListed omitted the one and only Harry Wayne Casey, the lead singer of KC and the Sunshine Band. Good ole' Harry turns 61 today. Damn, I feel old...uh...older.
KC & The Sunshine Band - I'm Your Boogie Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHATRgSzwSU
Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 7:28am.
"HB Jessica Walter! In the late 70s not a night went by you couldn't find her. If she wasn't dying on "Medical Center" she was being arrested for murder by Colombo."
Remember her in 'Play Misty For Me'?
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 8:04am.
Dog, I adore your pic today. Sweet widdle munchkin!
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Thank you! Isn't that the silliest thing you ever saw? That poor dog is soooooo humiliated!
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Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 8:02am.
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 7:54am.
Good morning, Whamo.
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Good morning my little doggie friend:)
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I thought maybe you were P.O.'d at me for my trouser alien comment yesterday.
*snicker*
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Portia de Rossi is ONLY 39?! Anyway, HBD to Lindsey and Lucille Bluth!!
Happy Birthday, Mr. Timberlake. Please sing again because you are a shitty actor.
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Douchechill!
Dog, I adore your pic today. Sweet widdle munchkin!
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Submitted by Dog on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 7:54am.
Good morning, Whamo.
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Good morning my little doggie friend:)
Good morning, Whamo.
*bats doglashes*
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Ba-buttons, why so mean today? :-(
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Submitted by Mama Bear on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 7:10am.
...happy birthday to Carol Channing. Someone get her in a show with Betty White stat. The REAL golden girls of Hollywood.
Hell YES! Somebody make this happen! Carol Channing, Betty White, and Doris Day. Who else should be on the show?
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Wow, so Johnny Rotten is old now.
HB PhilipGlass
Listening to this guy 'pots' me some place else always.
"Doc, I don't want to fly anymore"