Tuesday, January 31st 2012
One Reason To Love Reese Witherspoon
Reese Witherspoon hasn't meant shit to me ever since she stomped her chin on Jake Gyllenhaal's fairytale wedding dreams, but she has redeemed herself by making the children cry. MTV (via Just Jared) asked Reese what she thinks about Justin Bieber remaking Fear and she could've let out some sugar coated publicist-approved bullshit, but instead she said this:
"Fine. Great. That would be cool. Would he be playing me or is he playing Mark Wahlberg?"
DONE.
Reese then tried to make it sound like what she really meant is that he'll play a dude with a girl stalker, but CHIN please. Oh, Reese, when you're fighting off the rattle-wielding, mouth foaming Beliebers with your chin, just know that you're everyone's hero for today for this afternoon for this hour.
via The Superficial
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I love her. I love her even more because she tries to hide her inner bitch and usually it works well but every now and then out it comes. She strikes me as a pretty smart cookie.
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"Hooooooty who give an eff about Haiti?! I don't! BAM!" - MK as Taylor Momsen
LisaRose, once again you missed the point. lmao
she was being snarky. and we love it.
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That's awesome, I have a new respect for her snark.
I could see him playing Marky Mark if, instead of that scene where Marky Mark tattoos Reese Witherspoon's name on his chest, Biebs breaks into her closet and starts wearing her clothes.
what about the scene where he grabs Alyssa Milano, throws her over his shoulder, and smacks the shit out of her ass cheek for good measure? Justin Fetus is gonna do that? fetus please. :-P
She wasn't being mean or snarky in any way. She quickly saw that the situation in the movie could be reversed and that a guy could have a girl stalker. She said only nice things about Justin after that. She's a mom and likes goodness so in no way was she being mean. If Beiber does do "Fear" I think he'd have to play the Wahlberg character cause the other way around is his life in reality!
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im no big fan of hers and i dont get the appeal. im trying to think of a movie i liked that she was in. okay little nicky. id rather shoot myself in the head than watch her rom coms. but i do love that she said this. i hate it when other celebs are so fake nice about other people.
'Fear' just makes me want to go get finger banged on a roller coaster. I don't think Justin has done either.
"but CHIN please" Hahahahaha
Tracy Flick is Reese. Reese is Tracy Flick.
Love when your Cunty comes out to play Trace!
"But then as you're doing your thing, he's just laying there moaning like an old dog having a nightmare." MK
She's been my favorite since Man in the Moon and Wildflower. The other day I almost flipped my shit when I found Freeway in my son's collection of dvd's.
I can't see the video! It's not available in my country :( But yeah, YOU GO REESE!
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 7:56pm.
I love her. I really don't get the hate she usually gets around here.
I didn't realize she has haterz. What's not to like, aside from her chin?
YES! "Would he be playing me?" HAHA!
Ahahahaha! That was great. She earned a spot in my heart with that comment.
Not surprised she apologized but that was funny anyway!
Read Triston's Heaux-ventures as he traipses the Heaux-rient Sexpress!
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2012/01/heaux-confessionals-traispsing-t...
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl!
hahahahahhaha- great comment Reese!
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Some days I'm a super bitch, up to my old tricks but it won't last forever
Next day I'm your super girl, out to save the world and it keeps gettin' better
That was cool! Good for her. I'm so sick all that PC shit, everybody scared shitless to say what they think.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 01/31/2012 - 7:56pm.
I love her. I really don't get the hate she usually gets around here.
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I like her too! Loved her in Legally Blonde *shameface*
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MissJane I don't get it either. She's a stone-cold cunt who doesn't seem to take crap from anyone. Love her.
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"I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done." -Lucille Ball-sy
Fuckin Reese Witherspoon coming with the jokes - love it lmao...Justine Beaver would definitely play the female lead in any movie she's cast in
This bitch is ice cold & I LOVE IT. She is so ruthless. How can you not love it?
You go Reese. I'd better agree before she chin-butts me.
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
I love her. I really don't get the hate she usually gets around here.
I know it probably means I need therapy but Marky Mark was so delish in that movie.
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
Ahahahaha! Love the side-eye for his "rightfully so" comment.
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"I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done." -Lucille Ball-sy
loved the stones remake of 'wild horses' in the movie. one of the best remakes ive ever heard.
I always got a cunty vibe from her.
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You dumb bitch, I am home.-MK
I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with the donkey.
Meh. I still dont like her.
Reese i always thought you were a plane jane vanilla boring as fuck.
but if you keep this bitchy shit up, i might like to start to like you more. in fact i might even love you...but you gotta be a real bitch.
Ok. That was funny.
rollercoaster. nuff sed....
..."but CHIN please..." LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh snap!
If only I could believe she said that on purpose. I saw Fear in highschool. My teacher was not expecting the fingerbang scene.
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What kind of fuckery is this?
Still hate her. TEAM JAKE forever!
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"I prefer my pieces the same way I prefer my Slim Jims, long, lean and mute" --the incomparable MK
Looks like someone got hit with the ugly stick, Bob.
Will always be team Reese for "Freeway" (even despite "Sweet Home Alabama," etc.).
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You all know she wasn't acting in Election, right?!
Okay, that was funny. Team Tracy Flick.
I usually can't stand her oatmeal ass, but I have to give props to pure bitchiness when it's deserved.
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Douchechill!
MIke nOoooo don't give them ideas! Imagine Justin saying:what you're gonna do sex to me when I'm dead?
Bieber wants to act? Homegirl can't even sing.
HA!! Reese is awesome. Her daughter must be a Belieber and she's had it up to here hearing his songs blast 24/7.
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
I know Jakey probably cried his little heart out when she stomped on him, and chin-stabbed him in his heart, but in time he will appreciate how truly blest he was. God, indeed, had his arms around Jakey that day.
I respect that statement. :)
Like that movie was such an masterpiece of art to begin with.
That said, I always love a cunty reaction.
"CHIN please" ahhahaha
Leave Justin alone, poor girl.
LoreHi
Best thing Ryan ever did was kick her chin to the curb!! He is WAY to good for this wanna bee!
I'd like to see Bieber reprise Reese's role in Freeway.
How bad would Justin Bieber the serious actor be. Oh I am salivating I love camp. But keep it quiet, good camp is never planned, it happens. Do not like planned camp (Burlesque).
very bitchy. nice.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
I wish she would've left it at that instead of getting all ass kissy at the end.
ZIng! Seriously he couldn't even play the dog. Poor puppies.
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