Too Easy: LeAnn Rimes Got Mouth Surgery
Seen here looking like a 45-year-old desperate divorced mother of two trying to pick up young meat at Spring Break in Daytona Beach, FL by luring them in with her really cool (served in a chilled tumbler of sarcasm) trucker hat, the Falcor of the south LeAnn Rimes forced some of her Twitter followers to issue an AMBER ALERT for her last week, because she wasn't Tweeting every other damn second like she normally does. Some figured that maybe LeAnn's loved ones finally did the right thing by staging a bikinivention before throwing her into rehab for a level three bikini addiction, but she neighed on Twitter yesterday that she had mouth and jaw surgery.
“K, coming clean….I had minor surgery this week and I’ve been in SO much pain it’s not even funny. Nothing major just annoying! Pain pain go away!!!!!! When it’s mouth pain and jaw pain it makes your whole head pound! YUCK."
It's nice to know that LeAnn has found a way to Tweet and wear a bikini through the pain. And I'm sure as she typed "it's not even funny," Brand Glanville laughed until silicone leaked out of her nipples at the image of Malibu's finest horse doctor taking a scalpel to LeAnn's mouth. So, it is funny to some, LeAnn. And I know you were hoping that by "mouth surgery", I meant that LeAnn got her jaw wired shut, but no. I'm guessing that LeAnn just had her molars removed since she doesn't eat solid foods anyway and it'll make her lighter. WIN/WIN!
Here's more of LeAnn in Malibu yesterday, side-boobing for the paps and doing butt sex with a bottle of sun tan lotion.
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I had some girlfriends like this and I just told them. "put on some clothes". You know i'm going to give it to you as much as you want, if that's not good enough for you you might as well be a ho and own your shit 'cause it takes my energy to defend you from unwanted attention.
I had some girlfriends like this and I just told them. "put on some clothes". You know i'm going to give it to you as much as you want, if that's not good enough for you you might as well be a ho and own your shit 'cause it takes my energy to defend you from unwanted attention. I
New veneers is mouth surgery now? ok.
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Submitted by ditquoi on Sun, 02/05/2012 - 4:02pm.
Submitted by BubblesTate on Sun, 02/05/2012 - 3:16pm.
And LeAnne was just photographed with Kim Kardashian- cant wait till Kim steals Eddie, just watch, cant wait!
LeAnne may be a starving, insecure dipstick but even she knows that Kim is too fat for Eddie by farrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
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I disagree. I don't think LeAnn was as skinny when her and Eddie first hooked up. He's the type that is always looking for a bigger better deal. And Kim has more money and fame at the moment. I wouldn't put it past him.
BUT how desperate must LeAnn be to be ass kissing the Kardtrashins? She is hopeless.
Leann wants it known she'll go to extreme lengths to please her man. Too bad he'll screw around on her and dump her ass when a better $$$ offer comes around....or younger and dumber.
Submitted by mahaatma on Sun, 02/05/2012 - 3:53pm.
My friend who is an oral surgeon told me that recently he had a guy come in wanting 8 teeth removed - 4 on the top and 4 on the bottom... IN FRONT... For no reason other than "to suck dick." He refused. Maybe Leann here is going the same route.... anything to keep HER EDDIE happy.
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How inept does a person have to be to be unable to open their mouth to get a dick in there? With just the gap from the extracted teeth, you wouldn't be able to get more than the tip in, would you? Fuck, maybe I've been doing it wrong.
Who is making the cash to live lavish lifestyles. Can you get paid to tweet? Isn't whatshisface unemployed?
She probably had a sliding genioplasty. It gives a person a more prominent chin. It is strictly cosmetic and would mean she lives on liquids for while so she'll lose that 3 pound gain.
http://www.cmt.com/pictures/leann-rimes-acm-awards-fashions/1605466/3617...
She use to be quite the dumplin'
Gardening Girl -- check out the Goldie Hawn post for the assessment of her hygiene. I just wanted to make sure you checked it out, hon.
Hekki: I'd still keep an eye on Kim if I were LeAnne...lol
She's just beyond ugly. And she's annoying and stupid, not to mention the most desperate, insecure, attention seeking bitch on the planet. I think Brandi has an ugly face, but at least she seems fun.
Eddie will be chilling with Scott Disick no matter how fat Kim is, he needs a new gig!
@PSL oh I know they sometimes can't be helped, I'm just surprised that this boiling cauldron of insecurity didn't cover them up. And I don't remember her having them before, although she looks a lot better here, like she finally ate that cheeseburger we've all been telling her to.
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"I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done." -Lucille Ball-sy
Eddie has the worst taste in women. Wonder who he's fooling around with now.
Ha ha ha ha LaChaylo, that was funny!
Submitted by kokoskitten on Sun, 02/05/2012 - 3:25pm.
I wonder whatever happened to Leanne's superfan who would post and turn boring Leanne posts into 200+ comments? (Come out come out wherever you are Gretchen...)
I think she's visiting over at another place I hang out on. This person pops up whenever anything is mentioned about her and argues that Leann is gorgeous and fabulous and kind. We all give her shit. I think she's being paid by Leann herself to scour the internet for any mention of her.
hahhahaah mahaatma! xoxoxoxo
when I saw the "YOU", I thought it may be Tony Perkis yelling at me for talking about myself to tonic bitch....heehee
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Don't u call this a regular jam
I'm gonna rock this land
I'm gonna take this itty bitty world by storm
And I'm just gettin warm
-LL Cool J
@LaChaylo, heheheheheheheh! But she needs a hat! :D
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"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?" MK
@parissucksliterally
YOU are the best, my friend! Sorry about the double prolly.... Sometimes I just get caught up in all the Dlisted lingo and cain't help mahself.
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I'm like herpes... I may disappear for awhile but you can NEVER get rid of me!
mahaatma, I have quoted your "I bet that was somebody else's husband's hotdog" comment to so many people. Giving you credit of course. Best comment ever.
I'd agree with this comment too, if you didn't write "prolly" TWICE. aaaarrrggghhh.
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Don't u call this a regular jam
I'm gonna rock this land
I'm gonna take this itty bitty world by storm
And I'm just gettin warm
-LL Cool J
I think I found LeAnn's doppelganger, albeit healthier and slightly tanner:
http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/64597/64597,11711973...
As a southern Californian, when it's 70 degrees, I'm in a sweatshirt and Uggs. That's fuckIn' cold! LeAnn is just posing.... Dumbass Eddie is prolly trying to watch the Superbowl with a beer and some wings and this twat is prolly dancing on her pole in her bikini in front of the TV....
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I'm like herpes... I may disappear for awhile but you can NEVER get rid of me!
tonic bitch, some people are prone to them. I have never been overweight, yet I have them because I grew 5 inches when I was 12. The most weight I have ever gained has been 15 over what I am comfortable with, and after I took it off, there they were.
I can't pick on her for that. And tons of people have them.
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Don't u call this a regular jam
I'm gonna rock this land
I'm gonna take this itty bitty world by storm
And I'm just gettin warm
-LL Cool J
Submitted by Possum on Sun, 02/05/2012 - 4:16pm.
... and being named "LeAnn" doesn't help matters. Also a country-ass name. I'm sure her family pronounces it "Leeeee-Ayyyyen".
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Haaahahaha!
I think Mrs. Ed got a piece of hay stuck in her teeth. It happens.
Holy stretchmarks, batman. Wth are those from, a three pound weight gain?
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"I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done." -Lucille Ball-sy
HellaciousB -- I was thinking the same thing. I've been in LA at this time of the year and in no way was it swimsuit weather, not even just t-shirt weather. Why is this ugly twat prancing around in a bikini? Oh, I forgot, because Eddie likes it!
Can she have surgery to close up those huge nostrils of hers? She could shove basketballs up those things!
My God. It's not even 70 degrees in Malibu and she's running around like that. What a tourist.
Chin implant?
Submitted by mahaatma on Sun, 02/05/2012 - 3:53pm.
My friend who is an oral surgeon told me that recently he had a guy come in wanting 8 teeth removed - 4 on the top and 4 on the bottom... IN FRONT... For no reason other than "to suck dick." He refused.
Maybe dude was a professional! Can see his reasoning but YIKES! MO'FO CRAZY!! hahaha
"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?" MK
Submitted by ditquoi: "LeAnne may be a starving, insecure dipstick but even she knows that Kim is too fat for Eddie by farrrrrrrrrrrrrrr."
LOL. So true! And he's not black enough for Kim
"doing butt sex with a bottle of sun tan lotion." Sounds interesting MK... hahahaha!
OT, I guess, keep showing off that bod while you still got it Leanne! :)
"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?" MK
[accidental double post, derp]
... and being named "LeAnn" doesn't help matters. Also a country-ass name. I'm sure her family pronounces it "Leeeee-Ayyyyen".
... and being named "LeAnn" doesn't help matters. Also a country-ass name. I'm sure her family pronounces it "Leeeee-Ayyyyen".
Her face is just country. There's people like that... no matter how much makeup, surgery, weight loss, you just have the face of a country-ass turd who needs to be at WalMart.
Whoah. I miss being 34 again.
She must have a room in her house dedicated to bikini's. Get a job, my little pony.
I didn't know there was DNA in my ass!
Submitted by BubblesTate on Sun, 02/05/2012 - 3:16pm.
And LeAnne was just photographed with Kim Kardashian- cant wait till Kim steals Eddie, just watch, cant wait!
LeAnne may be a starving, insecure dipstick but even she knows that Kim is too fat for Eddie by farrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
I think her body looks great in these photos---I think she gained some weight (like 3 pounds). Her arms aren't Angelina'ing out of control and her collar bone isn't protruding to break free and find food.
My friend who is an oral surgeon told me that recently he had a guy come in wanting 8 teeth removed - 4 on the top and 4 on the bottom... IN FRONT... For no reason other than "to suck dick." He refused. Maybe Leann here is going the same route.... anything to keep HER EDDIE happy.
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I'm like herpes... I may disappear for awhile but you can NEVER get rid of me!
Koko, I almost forgot about Gretchen. I loved her!
She looks slightly less unhealthy in these pictures, like she's been ingesting more then lettuce and air.
Koko, I always wonder if she'll turn up!
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Read Triston's Heaux-ventures as he traipses the Heaux-rient Sexpress!
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2012/01/heaux-confessionals-traispsing-t...
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl!
Eddie told her he prefers women whose mouths are thin.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Hekki, I know! She was exquisite. I don't remember thinking she was pretty when I was young, and now I look at her in the 70's-80's and whoa! She still looks fabulous now, but ah, youth.
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Don't u call this a regular jam
I'm gonna rock this land
I'm gonna take this itty bitty world by storm
And I'm just gettin warm
-LL Cool J
I wonder whatever happened to Leanne's superfan who would post and turn boring Leanne posts into 200+ comments? (Come out come out wherever you are Gretchen...)
I think her face looks almost cute in the last thumbnail.
OT: Meryl Streep was exquisitely beautiful when she was young. I'm not knocking her now, don't get me wrong, but I'm watching "Manhattan" and when she appeared on screen I almost gasped. Mariel Hemingway was, too! REAL cheekbones and an eyebrown situation quite out of control. And I still can't believe that Woody Allen's 42 year old character is carrying on with her 17 year old and no one bats an eyelash. Things were really different not that long ago!!
by staging a bikinivention before throwing her into rehab for a level three bikini addiction,
Ha! So true. Is there anyone else who so constantly poses for paps in a bikini?
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When was the last time she did anything other than nothing? Does she even sing or perform anymore?
I wondered about that, too. She has a voice and at one time she seemed to have a singing career going for her, but now it seems her life is all about bikinis, tweeting about how much she eats, and her douchebag husband.