Like Spaz de la Huerta Needs Boardwalk Empire Anyway!
You know how sometimes you wake up in the middle of the night with a heavy feeling of regret sitting at the pit of your stomach? Usually that feeling of regret has a lot do with the piece of Oreo pie you swallowed before bedtime, but when the producers of Boardwalk Empire wake up with that feeling tomorrow it will have everything to do with letting go of the most glamorous thing that has ever happened to their show. TVLine reports that Spaz de la Huerta is Spaz de la Muerte to the producers of Boardwalk Empire, because they have decided to not pick up her contract option for season 3. This is a direct slap to lip liner, which is a direct slap to beauty, which is a direct slap to us all!
Spaz's character ran away in the middle of season 2, but there was some hope that she'd return in all her glory. But a source type says that Spaz is heading directly for the exit door along with Michael Pitt, Dabney Coleman and Aleksa Palladino (SPOILER ALERT: They were all killed off during the season 2 finale.)
TVLine doesn't have any details as to why Boardwalk Empire evicted Spaz, but I'm sure that in a few days some "inside source" will say that she was difficult to work with. Spaz, difficult? That's a "NEVER" if I've ever heard one. So what if Spaz probably kept the crew waiting for hours because she was riding the ghost of Elvis in her trailer and refused to stop until the spirit of Graceland moved her to do so. So what if the costumers had to spend thousands of dollars cleaning Spaz's costume since she regularly sweat bronzer, whiskey and gutter water into them? So what if Spaz bit the cheek of the prop master, because he poured stage booze into her character's glass instead of real booze. Spaz is an artiste to the core and that's how they all are!
Spaz doesn't need that stupid HBO shit anyway. Now she can devote all her time to her real passion: slowly moisturizing the sexy onto her legs for the masses.
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Who is this chick and why is she famous?
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"That bitch is scary. She really needs to be sat on a tricycle asking people if they want to play a game." - billykelly789-1 on Lady GaGa (IMDB 22/07/2011)
Yes, sometimes these shows make the stupidest mistakes and then they soon find that they will need to do something powerful in order to make up for it but they usually can't and all is lost.
Getting rid of a shows biggest star is not always a good idea if you want to win in 2012 because there are characters and stars that viewers are used to seeing.
Wasn't she the subject of a blind recently, in which she was traipsing around the set of her show stark naked, and when called to do a scene the string of her "female protection" was in full view (I'm trying not to gross people out)? When called on it, she pulled the FP out and tried to hand it to a PA, who ran away, as did all other PAs in the vicinity. She then threw it on the floor, where it stayed throughout the shoot. If true, this woman deserved to be fired, is gross beyond all reckoning and is an untalented, insane skank besides. Bleh.
Submitted by z-listed on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 9:52pm.
Shit, MK! Since when do you put "Spoiler alert:" AFTER you already type it! I still have 4 episodes left to watch on my Tivo because I DO have a life!
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I was still watching it OnDemand until they stopped playing for some reason. I'm so mad right now!!!!! LOL!
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"Most of us walk away hating our exes in the heart, but still loving them in the genitals." -Michael K
Dear Spaz: If HBO fires your ass for being "difficult" that means you have officially fallen to the F-list. Sorry about that. Now you're going to have to up your pap game if you want to stay relevant. I suggest calling them and getting naked on Robertson Blvd. Maybe you could replace Phoebe Price in the hearts of all Dlisters.
with spaz out of the picture, who will i cringe at on the next episode of boardwalk empire...
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Submitted by SFRB on Tue, 02/07/2012 - 12:44am.
Really? About her face? I always thought that her face was what ruined her looks. What do you like about it? She does have nice lips, but her face just looks like someone stretched it out and Gylenhaaled all over it.
Gylenhaaled! Haha.
I have to say that she is an unconventional beauty. Her lips are both her strongest and weakest feature. She pouts a lot which makes her look trashy, but if she plays it shyly she comes out looking nice.
dp awesome
Haven't watched B.E., but I liked her in Enter the Void. She could benefit by taking some GOJO to her face once in a while. Where I'm from there are a lot of trailer parks and there's always that one hot trashy girl who attracts all the guys. Spaz is the Queen Bee of TP's as Blake Unlively is to the upper east side.
Without her Boardwalk Empire is going down.
No really, her role was small but she's got charisma and presence. Most of the time she is in a scene she just takes it and owns it.
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It's tricks like this that make me and all my other artist friends cringe, because they devalue our work. Nowadays, the bar is lowered so much that anyone can pop up on your screen. No experience necessary.
And here's an article I wrote on whacking it, just for you:
http://www.musedmagonline.com/2012/02/nsa-the-great-master-debater/
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Im surprised she wasn't fired sooner.
Read Triston's Heaux-ventures as he traipses the Heaux-rient Sexpress!
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2012/01/heaux-confessionals-traispsing-t...
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl!
Breakdown, Spaz is starring in this Belgian flick which will open this year:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1913166
To me she looks like a trannyfied combination of Amanda Lepore and Liv Tyler!
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 02/07/2012 - 12:31am.
As much as it amazes me, she did. She's been in a seemingly random assortment of movies including "A Walk To Remember," "The Cider House Rules," and "Riding in Cars with Boys."
I suspect she'll be around for awhile in one place or another. A crazy promiscuous woman who likes being naked in movies will not want for roles until her looks start to decline. She's actually perfect for HBO.
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Submitted by Datura on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 8:47pm.
I've only ever seen this girl on Dlisted, so I only know that she's a mess. I do think she has a beautiful face though.
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Really? About her face? I always thought that her face was what ruined her looks. What do you like about it? She does have nice lips, but her face just looks like someone stretched it out and Gylenhaaled all over it.
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Did this trick even have a job BEFORE?
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Spaz de la Muerte" LOL!! Chelsea wishes she could outdrank this hot mess but Spaz is permanent! She won't leave the state of comatose! I look forward to her next project/wreck! hahaha
"(SPOILER ALERT: They were all killed off during the season 2 finale.)" ~ ROTFLMAO!
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I know I've posted this before, but what the hell happened:
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Submitted by Gobbler on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 9:10pm.
*barfs*
That is NASTY. Gross. Disgusting. And I can't imagine anyone else who would fit the bill.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Spaz's face scares me. It's like a jack in the box clown mixed with kaopectate. Fards, sans fards, her face creeps me the fuck out.
*stares at Ava Gardner photos*
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 9:40pm.
Gobbler -- er, um, uh, gee, I don't know how to thank you, hon. Wow, what kind of pig does that? That is all kinds of fucked up.
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Haha my pleasure. Kisses!
I'm sure she could land some work as an American Apparel model.Dov likes that "alt look".
Shit, MK! Since when do you put "Spoiler alert:" AFTER you already type it! I still have 4 episodes left to watch on my Tivo because I DO have a life!
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 6:17pm.
Spaz is fucking ugly, can't act & has a nasty bush.
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The "nasty bush" was a merkin (theatrical wig for the cooch). HBO may show boobs, but they can't show twat.
Never mind them vermon don’t understand what they’re doing by giving Paz the heave ho. It’s only a matter of time before she reinvents herself as the thing she has always wanted to be; a one stop all you can drink and smear lounge gossip chat show host dedicated to anything that reeks of the incredulous and self possessed. It’s bound to be a winner…just bring your camera and lipstick blush.
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2012/02/oh-no-what-happened-my-hero-spaz...
NOOOOO not PAZ!! Who's bush do I get to see on BE now?? They used to film BE in my old neighborhood in Ft.Green Brooklyn, I saw her around there a few times, she's actually nice..well I think that cause she said my dog was beautiful. My dog got a lot of celebrity attention. Once he almost knocked keanu reeves off my stoop. And kate winslet petted him. And rosie perez told her kid to not pet him!
Gobbler -- er, um, uh, gee, I don't know how to thank you, hon. Wow, what kind of pig does that? That is all kinds of fucked up.
This doesn't surprise me, really. She's a horrible actress who always sounds like she's drunk. The birth scene this season made me cringe - it was just her opening her mouth and turning her head from side to side.
But I want her to be more famous and tabloidy. I'm sick of the same ol messes like Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan. Make Spaz the next tabloid lush.
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 8:28pm.
I_cant_hear_u -- dirty tampon bit -- WHAT??? Please, do tell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Here ya go Twatty-it's a bit long though, so I cut out some non-essential bits:
Biohazard
Imagine then if your speciality was being naked on screen? And, you know, how that would work if you were on your period? And this is not a porn show. This, actually, is a critically acclaimed show. And one day, while shooting a nude scene, she walked on set with no clothes on and her tampon string clearly visible.
So of course they can’t shoot her with her tampon still inside her so, you know, in front of the entire crew, she pulls it out and drops it on the floor and asks the PA to pick it up and toss it for her. Which, um, is a biohazard, and you know, those PAs, their tolerance is high, but no, picking up used tampons is not part of the job. The bleeder reluctantly had to throw it out herself.
This is just one of many incidents that has resulted in her screen-time getting reduced. By the end of it, there’s a chance she could come back, but she’s certainly not being considered a mainstay regular anymore either.
Easy, right?
SO easy.
Top suspect: Paz de le Huerta from Boardwalk Empire
I've only ever seen this girl on Dlisted, so I only know that she's a mess. I do think she has a beautiful face though.
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"You know how sometimes you wake up in the middle of the night with a heavy feeling of regret sitting at the pit of your stomach?"
Wellla I was ducking in here for a quick laugh before I should be asssleep and this line got to me so that I plan to indulge and return......
Damn you MKaaaaaaaaay!!!
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talking 'bout shitty things
have yall heard creepy monster i mean mother monster is doing her new "social network"site.
*tell em get in line and kiss your ass MUAH!*
I_cant_hear_u -- dirty tampon bit -- WHAT??? Please, do tell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is the Oreo pie, icecream pie???
Submitted by TequilaTax on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 8:10pm.
Submitted by precociousmagpie on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 7:48pm.
I imagine her public statement will be, "I cannot fucking act and direct at the same time!"
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I like that! Let me try one.
"I cannot drink and puke at the same time!"
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BAHAHAHAHA!!! There it is!
Submitted by precociousmagpie on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 7:48pm.
I imagine her public statement will be, "I cannot fucking act and direct at the same time!"
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I like that! Let me try one.
"I cannot drink and puke at the same time!"
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
I love Spaz stories, you never know what crazy ass stunt she'll pull, she's kind of like a semi-elegant lohan? an artistic lowlife?
She should just marry a millionaire and retire already.
needs FARDS!!
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"I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done." -Lucille Ball-sy
I imagine her public statement will be, "I cannot fucking act and direct at the same time!"
Wow she's crazy. I forgot about the lotioning her legs at court thing. What a cray!
But the court worker's reaction was priceless: "We were riveted! She lotioned both legs, up to the thigh! Very nice lotioning!"
Well maybe this means one eyed jack or whatever the hell his name was will be back to kick ass and shoot the shit out of some people. Just not the hot Irish boy running with Nucky. Spaz's voice always annoyed the fuck outta me and after reading the dirty tampon bit the bitch it straigh bat shit. Micheal Pitt while hot pings my gaydar
I'll miss her, she is different and we need the stranger bitches in LaLa land. The rumor was that she was hard to work with, couldnt get her lines right and just held up production. I heard the rumblings last year after they were done shooting, then when I saw her just poof, I knew it was true, sniffles.
Now who is she going to get the shop girls of New York to send her bills to??? She's such a grifter!
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 6:17pm.
Mike -- Dabney Coleman played the Commander, Michael Pitt's character's father, the one he killed.
I was just kind of shocked to hear that he was still working. I haven't thought of him in ages.
Submitted by MissS on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 6:44pm
I'm surprised that you can remember any of the blinds. I forget them the next day, most of the time within the hour.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
That bitch de la Huerta is a bad bitch. She's my kind of bitch, and I like her, I think. She has that lesbian-for-pay look about her and I love my psychotic lesbian friends that are artists. They are so much fun to get drunk with. Otherwise STAY THE FUCK AWAY.
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Well, I for one totally admire her for all the incredible work she did with Cesar Chavez to organize farmworkers.
Oh wait, that's Dolores Huerta.
Never mind.
/Emily Litella
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
OH well, no more Agent Provocateur for her!
I just can't get into Boardwalk Empire. Pissed anyway that Hung got cancelled.
F-HBO!