Open Grammys Post: Hosted By The Promqueeninator
If you're watching this mess on E! right now, then we're rolling our eyeballs in unison at Ryan Gaycrest playing the littlest therapist in the world by taking people by the hand and asking them in a quiet concerned voice about their memories of Whitney Houston. Lawd, I want to run to him, get on my knees and slap him in the face. We don't give three or zero shits about what Parasite Hilton's moment with Whitney was like. I'd rather have a conversation with a wet fart than watch Ryan ask that gutter skank Wonky about Whitney again.
Thankfully, my eyes stopped rolling and went to the back of my head after I this Russian American pop star named Sasha Gradiva (who sort of looks like an Xtina made of melted Play-Doh) sashayed by looking like the secret love child of T2 and Pink Prom Barbie as seen through the eyes of Quentin Tarantino. All these bitches are trying to out-CaCa each other (see: Little Red Riding Attention Whore), but Sasha did it on a budget with a clearance prom dress from Windsor Fashions, a can of chrome spray paint and toy guns from The Dollar Tree. I don't know who Sasha Gradiva is and I won't know she is tomorrow either, but all the foolery on her body is working for me. But I'm probably only saying that because I don't really see a gun strapped to her arm, I see the ultimate no-no poker.
Anyway, this is your Grammy Open Post if you're into it and I'll cover all the fuckery tomorrow, because I'll be too busy downing a doodybubbletini (vodka, Nesquik syrup and caramel lube ) while watching this mess.
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I don't hate Taylor Swift, but my God there are a lot more talented musicians than her.
What's with the Country Bear Jamboree set?
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Paul and Stevie should have done "Ebony and Ivory." That would have been fan-effing-tastic.
This song won Best Country Vocal Performance? Seriously?
I didn't know Johnny Depp sang, y'all!
"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?" MK
Oh jees, where is Kanye when you need him?
The Civil Wars
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Submitted by stefystef on Sun, 02/12/2012 - 10:38pm.
Who is the duet? They are very good.
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I'm not watching. Did Chris "I beat the shit out of women for the fuck of it" Brown spike his Grammy of Rhianna's face in celebration? Or was he klassy and just thank his idol, Ike Turner?
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Me too Miss Thang.
It just got worse - Taylor Swift! I am so sick of her ass.
I thought that was weird al
*whispers* I love Chris Brown's album :(
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Who is the duet? They are very good.
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
Easy Breezy, I love, "Look at Me Now." I know you all hate him but the kid has talent. So many presidents are pieces of shit but people look back on their leadership well and separate their personal and career life.
My mom after sir Paul - I guess if you're Paul Mcartney you can poop on stage and people will clap.
OMG! Beat your girlfriend, win a Grammy.
That album can't be that good.
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
OH LORD, now the lady-beater just won a fucking Grammy. I need to turn this shit off.
And DON'T DRAG GOD INTO THIS, CHRISTOPHER! He is NOT on Team Breezy!
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"Hooooooty who give an eff about Haiti?! I don't! BAM!" - MK as Taylor Momsen
Submitted by humans_off_earth_now on Sun, 02/12/2012 - 10:33pm.
You are verrrryyy correct.
What a great role model we have here.
Woman beater for the win!!!
Well he wasn't reading from the prompter either. Lol.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
I want to bitch-slap Nicky Minaj back to where ever she came from.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Geeeezzzzeee, I know you were a Beatle and all, but that does NOT give you the right to assault our ears with this shit song! Total suck ass, standing ovation? Really? Finger pointing like Austin Powers? Boo.
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"Hooooooty who give an eff about Haiti?! I don't! BAM!" - MK as Taylor Momsen
Stevie Wonder should have performed too.
I mean, how many times can you hear Yesterday. But do I like this new song????
Mmmm... Stevie where d'you go? Very superstitious! Hehe
"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?" MK
Submitted by Andrei on Sun, 02/12/2012 - 10:25pm.
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Sun, 02/12/2012 - 10:18pm.
Oh, I could stomach it just fine. I have only recently become aware of the Illuminati thing (at least through VC's site since it's had a lot of mentions in recent years) and I'm sure there's something to be said for wealth and injustices caused by hoarding wealth. But that is what I am kind of saying. Humans have always used symbols and there has always been MASSIVE gaps in wealth. The rich are ridiculously rich and the poor painfully poor. It's practically in our DNA... to see and make symbols in things. I just don't see it as actual proof of a god or satan (or any other demons of any religions; because, I'm not picking on just Christianity). But is VC saying that Egyptian mythology is evil and only Christianity is pure? Because there is a lot about Christianity after studying THAT particular religion for myself that isn't so innocent, either.
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I think what But.Seriously.Folks was saying is that you have to look wayyyyyyyyyy deeper than VC to understand the depth of the Illuminati shit. It's not just "oh, these symbols are evil", it is actually about how symbols are used to mind control the masses, which is pretty fucking scary if you think about it.
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Sounds like the Grammys are sucking. It all sounds boring as fuck.
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The show hasn't started here but from what I saw at the red carpet, Nikki Minaj probably had the worst thing on.
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Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Sun, 02/12/2012 - 10:31pm.
Laugh.
Damn. I wish Stevie woulda been singing instead.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Hate this song!
Beach boys now this? I'm definitely going into sleep coma now....
Stevie Wonder is a tease!
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Steve Wonder played that harmonica for two seconds and displayed more talent than a lot of the new people. But can we cut it out with the Whitney Houston show?
STEVIE! Can they just keep him out on stage for the rest of the show???
IS HE NOT SINGING????
Ugh, why are they dragging out Paul McCartney again!!!! Bring Stevie back!
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"Hooooooty who give an eff about Haiti?! I don't! BAM!" - MK as Taylor Momsen
@Bacallin, hahaha I just texted my friend, "Gael Garcia Bernal, that is all". Too bad he's uber short though :(
My roommate when Stevie Wonder took the stage:
"There's really no point in giving him a standing ovation."
Stevie Wonder cant see yall standing
@kanderso, good point, I did enjoy the BBs dressing like themselves and not trying to be hip. I appreciated the performance. Not on my playlist but a classic and a change of pace.
I suspect Dave Grohl will be next on their shit list...
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The Beach Boys, nuuuuuu. I keep saying, "I'm done with this show." But haven't turned it off yet. I thought they were gonna give out awards? Hello.. anytime now.
Yum at Gael Garcia Bernal in the razor commercial!
Ugh, I hate Foster the People. Their song is about a school shooting but it's made to sound like a retro song so people like it. I despise when that happens--fucked up lyrics with a catchy tune, which is too often.
Beach Boys sounded better than Maroon 5 and Foster the People. The old can still do it.
I can remember when I was a little girl and watching the Grammys and it was about the music...not the wierd costumes and who can show the most tits.
Wow, I feel like I just watched a talent show at the local nursing home with that Beach Boys tribute.
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I WANT THIS DRESS
OMG The wheres uncle Jesse comment made my night
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Sun, 02/12/2012 - 10:18pm.
Oh, I could stomach it just fine. I have only recently become aware of the Illuminati thing (at least through VC's site since it's had a lot of mentions in recent years) and I'm sure there's something to be said for wealth and injustices caused by hoarding wealth. But that is what I am kind of saying. Humans have always used symbols and there has always been MASSIVE gaps in wealth. The rich are ridiculously rich and the poor painfully poor. It's practically in our DNA... to see and make symbols in things. I just don't see it as actual proof of a god or satan (or any other demons of any religions; because, I'm not picking on just Christianity). But is VC saying that Egyptian mythology is evil and only Christianity is pure? Because there is a lot about Christianity after studying THAT particular religion for myself that isn't so innocent, either.
Big soft spot for Beach Boys. My dad has a great voice and used to walk around singing all their songs when I was little :)
I also appreciate that these guys aren't afraid to look like a bunch of grand-pa-pas puttering around a golf course out back of a swanky retirement home. Embrace the old!
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"Hooooooty who give an eff about Haiti?! I don't! BAM!" - MK as Taylor Momsen