Monday, February 13th 2012

This Is Our Future, Part 18

After Chris Brown moved his lips to a track (TWICE) at last night's Grammys, Buzzfeed posted an ode to the rapture in the form of a list of "25 Extremely Upsetting Reaction to Chris Brown at the Grammys" and it could also be titled "25 Reasons Why The Gods Above Should Push The Red Button On Humanity And Let The Puppies, Kittens And Roaches Run The World." If this isn't a suicide note from civilization, then I don't know what is. 2012, take me away!

Posted by: Michael K


Bossy's picture

These people are dumb as f*ck. Do not think that all people who like Chris Brown's music think or say things like this. The guy is talented, I like his professional abilities. I don't condone what he does in his personal life nor would I ever, EVER say anything like these people have tweeted. They are ridiculous and brain dead. Reading these messages is actually infuriating, it is NOT okay to promote violence or giving someone a pass for it because you think they're sexy. Seriously, WTF is that?!

this so pathetic. get some respect! ugghhh

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RoadDogXXIV's picture

I guess this means another Twilight book is on the horizon. And to top that, Howard Stern may host Real World/Road Rules: The Challenge. That's what'll happen because of these girls who are probably feeding off our rage.

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 11:52pm.
Submitted by A.cotw on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 10:51pm.
If Kathryn Case is right, all three of them-murderer,accomplice,and victim-went off the rails after getting into heavy drugs.

I totally agree with these girls...I'd let CB beat them also!

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Submitted by A.cotw on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 10:51pm.

I was in school when the Laura Hill case happened. She went to my university (as did the victim). So bizarre...such a shocking case.

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Submitted by joanne on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 1:59pm.

If you like it rough you need to stfu when it hurts. No one would have know he beat her stupid ass if they didn't take it public.

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IA, and there is difference between rough sex that is agreed upon and domestic violence. i hope all these idiots are talking about the former SMH

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wow they're fucking stupid

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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other). - MK

Hysteria's picture

That is so sickening. Shame on the Grammys and CB's sorry ass. Like MK said:

"If this isn't a suicide note from civilization, then I don't know what is."
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Submitted by Granny Clampett on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 7:35pm.
They're the type of girls who would put up with abuse from a hot or rich guy. In other words pathetic skanks.
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If-and that's a big if-these girls are not joking or trying to shock someone,they are headed for trouble. They remind me of Charlie Manson groupies, or that girl in Texas, Laura Hall. I just read about how she helped an out-of-control druggy thug dismember the girl he murdered and then ran off to Mexico with him before the body was found.

loopygorilla's picture

good to see the feminist and equal rights movement go 10 steps forward!

seriously, we need a war of some sorts to sort some of this x,y, fuckwit generation out.

and im under 30 years old, so saying that makes me feel like im old. but we need something drastic like an apocalypse to wake these fucks up.

these young people need to be brought back down to reality, without iphones, pods, mtv, kardassian, jersey shore etc etc

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And people will flock to see Paul McCartney no matter how he sounds. He needs to stick to smaller, acoustic venues and he will be fine!
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I saw Sir Paul at Wrigley Field in Chicago last August, he didn't miss a note and rocked it for almost 3 hours and this is a guy pushing 70. He didn't sound the best at the Grammys, I know he played show the night before so maybe had strained his voice a little.. but you're right about us Sir Paul fanatics... I'd pay to listen to him fart in a paper bag if that's what he wanted to do :)

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They're the type of girls who would put up with abuse from a hot or rich guy. In other words pathetic skanks. (Chris Brown is ugly btw)

"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West

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Remember you can't spell twitter, without twit.

SANS FARDS's picture

*facepalm*

I'm going to chalk this up to youthful stupidity as well, and not thinking before one Tweets. I don't think any of these young ladies really condone DV and beating the shit out of your partner, I think they were just being young and stupid and pushing the envelope.

That having been said, UGH...a class on being smart on social networking sites should be a requirement in high school, starting today.

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Sayonara's picture

They have issues.

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CarmenElectrical's picture

Only in America kiddies can a woman beater appear not once, but twice on a show as big as this one. As for RiRi, I get the feeling she still sees this dirtbag. As for these young girls I'm going to also chalk it up to being young because they can't seriously believe getting a beatdown from your man is romantic but again these kids are fed nothing but crap on tv, have way too much time on their hands and Snooki is an idol.

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That's like saying I'd like Ike Turner punch me in the jaw anytime. Sickening, a lot of these girls look too young to understand what happened in 2009.

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Bree's picture

Rihanna didn't complain, she went to the God damn hospital to have her face humpty dumpty-ed together again. It's really sad that we live in a world where we so quickly and easily forgive woman beaters and blame the victim for not keeping her mouth shut.
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Are these women for real? Truly, how could they be so blasè about domestic violence? I must be fucking ancient (42/Gen X'er) because my girlfriends and I would never joke about stuff like that. I despair at the state of (some) generation Y's.

Was on a website the other day and some gen Y'er was boasting about being a slut and how empowering it was to be called a slut and be treated like one. I DON'T GET IT! And never will. I left a comment saying why wasn't it ok for her just to be a woman who loves sex. Why denegrate herself. Human beings are fucked up royally!

rook's picture

Those twits can have him. To me, he's as appealing as dog sht.

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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 1:03pm.
If you go to some of their twitter pages...they
are saying like "hahaha, so many haters. Blah blah blah". Idiots.

We are doomed.

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I love how any dissent these days makes you a "hater". Like its our fault they're morons.

Cara's picture

That's seriously depressing.

kate773's picture

I'm chalking this up to youthful stupidity.

Hekki's picture

Submitted by qjersey: "I'm sure these are the same girls giving blow jobs to be popular."

Totally nailed it.

Whatever's picture

These idiots should be introduced to some women who have lived through domestic abuse.

I'm sure these are the same girls giving blow jobs to be popular.

halojones's picture

what type of dumb bitch even jokes that way? Who are your twitter followers who are going to think that's a cute tweet? I'd love to take a tire iron to their knees for a little taste of what abuse truly feels like.

mikidais's picture

These stupid, fucking bitches. What a bunch of insensitive cunts.

That is nothing to joke about.

Someday, one of them will get the shit beaten out of them and they will regret posting that on the internet.

Sorry, I just think that is so fucking inappropriate.

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Submitted by CheeryBitch on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 1:50pm.

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I feel this way about RHWOBH Taylor Armstrong. That bitch has not shut up about her deceased husband; she's STILL dragging his name through the mud, and at the same time saying shit like 'for the sake of my daughter'. REALLY??? She was SO quick to get crazy nasty on the other housewives. She does NOT act like a battered woman (neither does Rhianna). I'd bet she dished a ton to her husband, her scrawny ass just couldn't leave marks like his could. And I don't put it past her to fake her injuries for sympathy. Sorry, but I've seen the REAL shit up close and personal (family and friends), so yes, I am an authority on the subject.
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I think Rhianna and Chris were always volatile and when pushed to the brink he did the wrong thing and that she did leave when he busted her face. Good for her.

I have to agree with you about Taylor. I have seen her threaten other women with violence on that show's clips. Isn't she the one that said she would go Oklahoma on someone's ass? She is vocally and physically aggressive to the outspoken yet passive Brandy. Brandy seems like she will call it like she sees it, but I don't see her raising her temper really, let alone a fist. Don't think she would win if she did. Taylor needs to check herself.
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All this said, I don't even like Chris Brown.

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#reason2368mywifeandIdidnothavekids

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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 2:19pm.
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 1:26pm.

if we're beating their parents' asses too the first tank of gas for the posse is on me

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TequilaTax's picture

After clicking on the link and reading some of the comments, is it true that Fassbender is a card carrying member of the "Ike Turner Beat a Woman" club?

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warmjuice's picture

Whamo (this argument is totally in a fun spirit btw, I have no problem agreeing to disagree if it has nothing to do with taste/anything really important) I know the whole entire Beatles speech I’ve been around whites my whole life. They- this they- that.
John once wrote “there nothing you can do that can’t be done” is very simple and profound (like much of his music) Paul couldn’t write a line like that if you held a gun to his head. Paul to me brings the derp quota to the music- hyper accessible. But the only reason why I brought up how much (I think) Paul is like cold gravy is because I thought his performance was moving and I was surprised by that. Yes his singing was bad but the man was crying and it didn’t look fake.

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Smart women don't have kids, they have prenups, lawyers and loaded weapons.

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WOW, three stupid hoes think they can change Chris Brown.....smh tsk tsk makes me sad =(

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Hekki's picture

CheeryBitch, I was going to mention Taylor in my post, but I'm glad you mentioned her. I never bought that victim act of hers. She's full of shit, and it hurts real victims of DV when manipulative women like her play that game.

HATE her.

And I know I say it all the time, I think Russell has Aperger's (based on nothing except a hunch) and she ran CIRCLES around him. If he hit her, I think it was more like an 2 year old hitting out of frustration. I think he and Kennedy were the real victims.

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Migraineuse, you're needed over here!

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Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 1:26pm.

if we're beating their parents' asses too the first tank of gas for the posse is on me

warmjuice's picture

It’s mostly white girls because when white people have kids they say “wow neato we’ve MADE gifts from god aren’t they/we PERFECT??” then display shallow parenting for 18 years. Other people look at their kid and think the same thing except street smarts HAVE to be added to the mix- awww so tough isnt it.. How many times have you watched a horror movie and thought- “black people wouldn’t go in that house” or “No other nationality but white ( for the purposes of making a believable movie) would trust that villain” .Yes there are black people in Friday the 13th movies and others but for the most part its helpless preppies.
Yes other minorities get killed and kidnapped and the media doesn’t cover it like blonds in Aruba. Woman of all color are beat depending on the person BUT it’s always while people with the “I know it’s wrong and pointless that’s why I have to do it MORE and be LOUD about it FUCK YOU” attitude. Reminds me of a white person who pulls a dog up to their face- its more than stupid- it’s defiant.
Again I am ONLY going on being around white people my whole life. I know to criticize a whole (overconfident yet lacking) race is annoying isn’t it? Just look back at the few examples I gave.

This fucked up shit is FUCKED UP.

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I hope the second one who's twitter doesn't exist anymore is because her parents saw that mess, threw her laptop out the window, and put her on maximum security lockdown until her 18th birthday.

my God I would fuck that kid up if she were mine.

babybunny's picture

That is some really sick shit no wonder the world can't progress, I despise that woman beating piece of shit.

Poor chirruns today are stupid as hell. hypersexualized, materialistic dolts. Come on, their role models are the Kardashians and the walking petri dishes that are the cast of the Jersey Shore. Its guaranteed that the none of these lil prositots have EVER had a beating.

Terri's picture

@prettyhatemachine @gigaboob

it is time for Sir Paul to slow down..and Tony Bennett too. They are musical institutions and I adore how Tony is being embraced by the younger artists, but his voice last week on The Talk was very weak. God Bless him...he is in his 80s.

And people will flock to see Paul McCartney no matter how he sounds. He needs to stick to smaller, acoustic venues and he will be fine!

TequilaTax's picture

*scoops out what little ovaries I have left, spreads them on a cracker and feeds them to the cat*

And these are the folks who will be running the world when I get ready to be in a nursing home. Smh

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Dr. Dick's picture

I bet their parents are very proud of the stupid, white trash they raised.

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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 1:55pm.

Submitted by Karen Flatts on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 1:51pm.

I too was going to mention that they were almost all white girls but being a white girl myself I wasn't really sure where I was going to go with it. It is certainly interesting.
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I'm also white, and have a job where I deal with abused women every day. In my OWN experience, black women are much more apt to go toe to toe with their abuser. They place a value on being strong and not taking shit from men, but that can lead to a mutually abusive relationship which isn't much better. That's not to say that there are no white women who will defend themselves, or black women who suffer in silence, but there is a difference in culturally valued personality traits.

Having said all that, these particular women just seem like immature, air-headed little assholes. I can't stand Rihanna, but to say she's wrong for reporting domestic abuse is just ignorant on their part.

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Submitted by Meatblocks on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 10:17am.
it ain't awesome until flatts shits on it.

Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt

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Submitted by warmjuice on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 1:37pm.
Whamo I am surprised by your comment. The Beatles (to me personally) are the one of most over rated bands there are with tireless self-absorbed songs.
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Sorry but I couldn't disagree with you more on this. I don't understand how anyone can call the Beatles over rated. I can perhaps understand people not liking their music but this band changed pop / rock music forever. There wasn't a rating before they came along (over OR under) and they are the yardstick by which all other bands are measured against.

"Paul’s suck and rhyme like a perfect commercial jingle, John, profound and to the point- and rhymed too."

Very easy to say and has been said many but Paul was much more than simple rhymes, for instance the man almost single handedly wrote the second side of Abbey Road arguably one of the best albums ever written and there was a hell of a lot more to that than "suck and rhyme like a perfect commercial jingle"

Anyway at this point we'll have to agree to disagree or we'll be at this forever. LOL! Peace!

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Submitted by ditquoi on Mon, 02/13/2012 - 1:26pm.
well shit even Rihanna's still trying to get with him. whips and chains excite her dontchaknow...

in about 10 years, these will be the same women marrying guys in prison. trust.

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