This Is Awkward
Valentine's Day is already a disgusting, vomit-inducing, eye-rolling holiday of grossness and JLo decided to take it to the next sucio level by Tweeting this picture of her and her bought-and-paid piece Casper Smart to her almost 5 million followers. JLo's delusional ass thought she was giving her followers the perfect portrait of real love, but this is anything but. AWKWARD is one word that just farted out of my brain. This is the moment when JLo looked down and realized that her leased boy toy has her ex-'s face tattooed on his arm.
If I direct my ear toward Eternia, I can pretty much hear Marc Anthony cackling from the top of Castle Grayskull over this shit. Skeletor will forever haunt you, JLo! When you hug your piece in his crib after he's had a scary nightmare about getting suffocated between two Puerto Rican warthogs, it's Skeletor's face you'll see. When you gently put a SpongeBob SquarePants Band-Aid on his arm after he gets his first tetanus shot, it's Skeletor eyes who will be mocking you from Casper's arm. You will never escape Skeletor!
The Daily Mail says that JLo quickly took the picture down and I'm guessing it's because she saw what we're all seeing. I bet that right after she pulled it down, she pulled Casper to the nearest toddler tattoo parlor to get Skeletor's face off of his arm. It's an easy fix. Just throw a wig on that skeleton's face, ink two dollar signs into its eyes and you can call it a JLo tattoo.
And I'm actually surprised that JLo posted her first posed photo with Casper on Twitter for free. JLo was paid a shit load of money to pose with the Dragon Tales Twins on People Magazine, so one would think that she'd do the same thing with her newest child. Oh, JLabuela, love is changing you.