Who's Invited To Whitney Houston's Memorial?
Short answer: EVERYBODY!
Long answer: Tyler Perry, Mad Mel, Aretha Franklin, Alicia Keys, Cousin Dionne (DUH), Kevin Costner, High Priestess Oprah, Stevie Wonder, Clive Davis, Bobby Brown, CeCe Winans, Marvin Winans, Ray J and Rickey Minor.
Whitney Houston's funeral is tomorrow at the same Newark, NJ church where she first yodeled in the choir and I half expect Giuliana Rancic to be on the red carpet asking mourners who they're wearing. It's turning out to be like that. Celebrity after celebrity has been invited and People will start live streaming it in the morning. Aretha Franklin, who was like a godmother to Whitney, is going to sing and Kevin Costner is expected to reenact scenes from The Bodyguard. No, but Kevin Costner is going to speak. The name that is punching me in the eyeballs until all I see are stars spelling out the letters "W-T-F" is Mel Gibson's name. According to TMZ, Mel "I Hope You Get Raped By A Pack Of..." Gibson tried to help Whitney get off the bad shit a while ago and her family has always been grateful for that.
Mel has already told the family that he can't go, which sort of sucks, because you know who else is going? Those fame whoring heathen cunt demons of The Westboro Baptist Church. Mad Mel would rage their faces right off and we'd be rid of those crazies forever. But I guess we don't need Mel for that since Cousin Dionne will be there. Cousin Dionne's got the number of every single one of those hussies.
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I wonder if Whitney Houston may have
been murdered because of her not being
able to pay for her drugs?
Ewwww... OPRAH !!
diane sawyer gave the BEST int. to Whitney H. oprah was all chicken to ask her anything cuz she knows Whitney would have gone ghetto on OPRAH but diane let her have it !! yes mamm'!!!!
Whitney was a TERRIBLE mother. All she cared about was herself.
Submitted by JeanGenie on Fri, 02/17/2012 - 7:00pm.
Thanks for sharing that. What a wonderful rendition and fitting tribute by Chris Cornell.
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I'm always glad to spread some Cornell love - and I love there's fellow Dlisted sluts who love him :)
Submitted by mharker on Fri, 02/17/2012 - 8:33pm.
Mel Gibson also helped Robert Downey Jr. get clean and offered to help Brit Brit sort herself out. As racist, misogynist, and anti-Semitic as he's acted, there's at least a shred of decency in there. I don't like Mel and never did, but it's odd how complicated people are. It throws a wrench into the industry of celebrity. We're supposed to either love or hate celebrities. But when it gets complicated, it's confusing. (...) I don't like thinking that Mel can do good because he's also done so much that's bad, and by acknowledging the good, it sounds like I'm dismissing the bad. Celebrities aren't supposed to be people, but they are.
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I kinda hope somebody hurts Westboro this time...
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Oprah needs to sit this one out and who the fuck cares about Miss Tyler Perry?
Submitted by sushi on Fri, 02/17/2012 - 11:32pm.
Tyler Perry annoys the fuck out of me.
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Me too...
No matter what character he's playing I still see Madea.
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Choice of Kevin Costner to be among the speakers is an interesting one. I wonder which wig TP will choose for the occasion.
But on a sadder note, I peeked on TMZ (hating self) and saw photos of the family arriving for the wake and her mom looked heartbroken and her daughter so sullen. She has a tough road ahead.
Tyler Perry annoys the fuck out of me.
I would love to see Aretha Franklin squash those Westboro morons with the almighty power of her chichis.
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Submitted by A.cotw on Fri, 02/17/2012 - 9:01pm.
Whitney, bless her soul, was a wreck. It's so sad is that she lost everything-her voice,her reputation,her dignity,her fortune,her health-before she died in tackiness.
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Very well said. I read part of WH's Oprah interview from (2009?) and she said she'd sit in a room for days on end, doing the shit and not speaking to anyone. Said she didn't even miss singing.
This isn't Charlie Sheen melting down and losing a dumb-ass sitcom. This is someone who, at 48, was still gorgeous, incredibly talented, and should have had the world by the balls. Imagine what kind of life she *could* have been living? It staggers the mind.
I like Mel Gibson a little.He is crazy as hell and he seems to have some decency to him when it comes to trying to help others.He is a celebrity I hate but like at the same time.
It seems to me they want to make sure her funeral has more celebs than MJ's.I just hope once it's over she is not talked about on t.v. all day.I am pretty sick of hearing about it.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by JeanGenie on Fri, 02/17/2012 - 7:00pm.
Thank you very much.I LOVE Chris Cornell.
ONT: Funerals are for the living, so I hope everyone goes away comforted. Whitney, bless her soul, was a wreck. It's so sad is that she lost everything- her voice,her reputation,her dignity,her fortune,her health-before she died in tackiness. Very gracious of her family to invite Mel Gibson. If he shows up,no one will harm him. I have to respect him for trying to help others with drink/drug problems.
I knew that Oprah would bully her way into this - she'll do anything or even go to Newark to get people to watch that awful cable channel. I'm sure Oprah will have a legion of security - she'll need it to go through the disgusting Newark ghetto!
She Stinks!
Mel Gibson also helped Robert Downey Jr. get clean and offered to help Brit Brit sort herself out. As racist, misogynist, and anti-Semitic as he's acted, there's at least a shred of decency in there. I don't like Mel and never did, but it's odd how complicated people are. It throws a wrench into the industry of celebrity. We're supposed to either love or hate celebrities. But when it gets complicated, it's confusing. Take St. Angie: the image of the tatted-up, unstable homewrecker conflicts with the image of the humanitarian earth mother. There's no way she can be both because that's not fun. That's not easy. I don't like thinking that Mel can do good because he's also done so much that's bad, and by acknowledging the good, it sounds like I'm dismissing the bad. Celebrities aren't supposed to be people, but they are.
I need to smoke a joint.
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Very classy of Chris.
Submitted by JeanGenie on Fri, 02/17/2012 - 7:00pm.
Well, if it's Chris Cornell doing it, I can't help but love it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgFAq9Q8l8U&feature=share
Wow. Chris Cornell is awesome.
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WithinReason... on Fri, 02/17/2012 - 7:22pm.
Lady Caca = L. copy-paste. Do I have the threads confused? Apologias! :P
Oh jeez! No. I think someone mentioned Lady GaGa not showing up to the funeral. HA_HA! I'm so not on my obstreperous game tonight. I totally forgot about her being deemed "Lady Copy-paste". DUH! I'm so m'barrassed. *facepalm*
Does Elaine dance sloooooowly out of thread whilst blasting, "I wanna dance with somebody who loves me!"
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 4:47pm.
you really ARE Satan! OMG!
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 02/17/2012 - 4:32pm.
"Satan", shouldn't your siggy really be OMG I really am Angela?
Submitted by Satan on Fri, 02/17/2012 - 7:18pm.
Lady Caca = L. copy-paste. Do I have the threads confused? Apologias! :P
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"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?"MK
WHO CARES!!! & WHO CARES: THE SEQUEL!!! - MK on Justin
WithinReason... on Fri, 02/17/2012 - 7:01pm.
@Satan, I have a fromage joke in there but... can you tell I am not much of a cook? Corpses? :O hhahahhaha
OOOH smdh this is the Whitney thread, respect Satan! ;)
I'mma sorray. *hangs head and tucks horns* I won't touch the cheesy corpse sex joke either. >;P
Who is Lady Copy-Paste? Do you mean me because of my new siggie? Is it too much? I usually don't use signatures because I know they can be a bit annoying to read over and over and over.
P.S. Sorry, Whitney, no disrespect! You ain't down here, so, ya made it, kid!
@Satan, I have a fromage joke in there but... can you tell I am not much of a cook? Corpses? :O hhahahhaha
OOOH smdh this is the Whitney thread, respect Satan! ;)
OT, what the hell (no offense) is Lady copy-paste doing there????
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"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?"MK
WHO CARES!!! & WHO CARES: THE SEQUEL!!! - MK on Justin
Well, if it's Chris Cornell doing it, I can't help but love it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgFAq9Q8l8U&feature=share
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Silvio Berlusconi, just die already.
WithinReason... on Fri, 02/17/2012 - 6:46pm.
...and, yes, I had to look up the word 'frottage', you freak!
*adds new word to mental dictionary*
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 4:47pm.
you really ARE Satan! OMG!
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 02/17/2012 - 4:32pm.
"Satan", shouldn't your siggy really be OMG I really am Angela?
WithinReason... on Fri, 02/17/2012 - 6:46pm.
"dry rub" huh? that like food frottage?
LMFAO! I like the way you think but, NO, I was speaking purely of my barbecue pit down he-yaw! Dry humping corpses is not my thing. >;)
Submitted by Satan on Fri, 02/17/2012 - 6:26pm.
Hahaha
"dry rub" huh? that like food frottage?
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"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?"MK
WHO CARES!!! & WHO CARES: THE SEQUEL!!! - MK on Justin
Now it's just, "The body...guard".
Never too soon is it?!
Hey, we're all gonna croak...!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 4:47pm.
you really ARE Satan! OMG!
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 02/17/2012 - 4:32pm.
"Satan", shouldn't your siggy really be OMG I really am Angela?
" Kevin Costner is expected to reenact scenes from The Bodyguard" ahahaahahahahahahahaahhhh f*** hell!!! ahahahaahahahahahaha
Coma Caca!
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You know it's a bad hair day when Tyler Perry in drag looks more feminine than you do. Dionne, gurrll pleeez, get it together for Whitney's sake.
Hope someone lovingly shanks the Westboro fools.
I am so sad for Bobby Kristina going through this,
hope she can be comforted :(
Whitney made a comment about people dressing up like it's Halloween everyday so it's no surprise that Lady Caca is not in this. I read terrible stories that say Whitney's family is trying to keep Bobby from his daughter since she will be getting a lot of money.
But it's not that much money. They said $20 million "to double by the end of the year". When you look at how many records she sold though I'd expect her to have at least 100 million dollars.
I think that when stars get hooked on drugs it isn't the cost of the drugs that takes all their money. It has to take a while to go through a million dollars worth of cocaine, right? And if you have millions you would still be okay. But the deals you sign when you are high, and the friends you give jobs to, and all that, I think that is the problem. It really looks like the industry chewed her up and spit her out because she has made billions for the record company.
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Aerialgreen on Fri, 02/17/2012 - 6:11pm.
Satan, I gotta ask:
- how much do you get off receiving those Westboro Baptist Church crazies at your place?
- is it true that the VIP section at heaven gets a live stream of all of them burning?
Oh yes, we get plenty down here. It's non-stop entertainment. Me and my team of demons refer to them as "cry baby fry-babies". They always taste bitter no matter how much dry rub you use.
-Not sure about what heathen channels are streamed in to heaven [I'm not allowed access for obvious reasons].
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 4:47pm.
you really ARE Satan! OMG!
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 02/17/2012 - 4:32pm.
"Satan", shouldn't your siggy really be OMG I really am Angela?
Submitted by Sayonara on Fri, 02/17/2012 - 6:20pm.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 02/17/2012 - 4:36pm.
Who on earth would want to watch a live stream of a damn funeral?
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I was watching the news the other day, and they reported that people are starting to hold funerals on line. I guess this is something new.
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Of course they are. Oy.
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Submitted by Dog on Fri, 02/17/2012 - 4:36pm.
Who on earth would want to watch a live stream of a damn funeral?
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I was watching the news the other day, and they reported that people are starting to hold funerals on line. I guess this is something new.
(973) Jersey Strong
I would watch this just to see the folks from
Newark dealing with the Westboro Baptist jerkoffs. Hahaha hahahhaa! Let me tell you that one time I got stuck on a train platform there and I was SCURRED. I've lived in some shitty neighborhoods. But I have never felt so uncomfortable being in a public place like that.
Maybe someone should warn those Westboro nuts that black people don't play that shit. Jersey black too? Whitney's family won't tolerate that. Nope.
I just may ride downtown to see Mel Gibson in person to ask him why he kept using the word "sashaying" on those tapes.
On a serious note... There is nooo way that I am going to Brick City tomorrow because it will be on lock down by the police.
(973) Jersey Strong
Submitted by Satan on Fri, 02/17/2012 - 4:44pm.
So, the who's who of who's who all show up to the funeral but couldn't try and give Whitney an intervention?
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Satan, I gotta ask:
- how much do you get off receiving those Westboro Baptist Church crazies at your place?
- is it true that the VIP section at heaven gets a live stream of all of them burning?
I read through the Westboro website once. (I refuse to refer to them as Baptist or as a Church.) They are the lowest, sickest scum of the Earth. If somehow they were to be gotten rid of by an angry Whitney Houston fan, the world would be a better place for it. They have it coming.
Poor Mel. God help anyone who does not kiss the Jewish a@s in Hollywood. They will intern you in the Gazza ghetto. He has a right to his opinion. Though he should not leave his home when drunk. Bad move.
Least there won't be crowds and crowds of WAILING MOURNERS, like you know who!! Or will there? :P
And who'd wanna watch these people parading around like peacocks ONLINE?! OK, maybe for the Aretha and Kevin re-enactment... but that's it!
"I got your number, HUSSY!" Love La Dionne! HAHAHA
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"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?"MK
WHO CARES!!! & WHO CARES: THE SEQUEL!!! - MK on Justin
Music and laughter. Stevie Wonder hopefully sending her off in spectacular style. Followed by Mel Gibson with a 10 minute stand-up perhaps?
--thanks awfully--
Submitted by ditquoi on Fri, 02/17/2012 - 4:52pm.
because I'm pretty sure you can't 'sue' a gangbanger into submission, dicks. HA HA HA!
OMG please let this happen!!!
Submitted by ditquoi on Fri, 02/17/2012 - 4:52pm.
y'know, if Whitney Houston's funeral serves as nothing but the means by which the Westboro Baptist Church freaks finally get the natural ass whoopin' they so righteously deserve, then Whitney's living will not be in vain.
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For just the chance of seeing this, I will have to watch.
annobanano -- I know, right? I can't believe I'm saying this, because I'm empathetic to anyone being sick, I've been battling 2 serious illnesses myself, but when I heard she was ill, I didn't feel a smidgen sorry for her. She's that much of a vapid, awful twat that I feel that, and obviously others feel the same way, too. I take glee in the fact that her beloved hubby has a girl in Chicago that he regularly cheats on her bony, ugly, awful ass with.
sounds like a whole bunch of celebs are going to be there. hmm. this funeral isn't turning out to be very private is it?
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Why will Westboro be there anyway? Are they picketing the fact that Whitney got her hair did by a gay?
What! No Guiliana Rancid?? What's wrong with people.
edit: hehehe that'll teach me not to read the post fully before commenting. MK already dished on the Rancid boiled egg beast.
"Those fame whoring heathen cunt demons of The Westboro Baptist Church."
^LMAO! I hope they're prayed up because I doubt the good folks of Newark are looking to suffer their shit tomorrow.
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Mel Gibson in a racist why would he go?
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Nothing to see here.
Didn't Mel also try to get Britney off the bad shit?
Be intrigued, be interested. DON'T be stupid.---TheBreakdown