Saturday, February 18th 2012
Birthday Sluts
Vanna White (55)
Regina Spektor (32)
Jillian Michaels (38)
Molly Ringwald (44)
Tracey E. Edmonds (45)
Dr. Dre (47)
Matt Dillon (48)
Greta Scacchi (52)
John Travolta (58)
Juice Newton (60)
Cybill Shepard (62)
Sinéad Cusack (64)
Yoko Ono (79)
Milos Forman (80)
Toni Morrison (81)
George Kennedy (87)
Helen Gurley Brown (90)
This woman steals credit card information and private information
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" Money is not everything, but it might be everything you need "
Vanna White is the luckiest son-of-a-bitch on earth. She gets paid MILLIONS for a job that requires a few steps above breathing and she only "works" a few days a month. Happy b-day, Vanna and thanks for wearing John Travolta's workout outfit in that picture.
thank you Twat Muffin! :)
Happy Birthday Vanna White!!!
I would definitely go retrieve a doodie bubble out of her.
**To save her life of course, not for recreation**
Geez, I thought Yoko Ono was 85 about 10 years ago. I wish her well for bringing John happiness. Don't know much about her personally.
I'll always be sad that Julian got the short end of the stick in terms of fatherly attention. Was just rereading Jann Wenner's interviews with Lennon last night.
“Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewelry.”
John Lennon
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kiss my fat white ass, Vanna. Your silicone may only be 55, but the rest of your ass is over 60. Trust.
I didnt know George Kennedy was still alive.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sat, 02/18/2012 - 1:20pm.
Vanna White 55? 55 my ass!!! 65 is more like it!
I concur TM! That hooker was spinning letters around when I was but a wee terror aggravating grownups trying to play the home-game.
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"That's an awfully high horse sir, may I pet him?"
oldpossum -- why happy birthday to you, too, hon!!!
HB Vanna White, Molly Ringwald and George Kennedy.
What a coincidence: Dr. Dre and Travolta have that same outfit.
HBD to virtuosi Dre and Yoko, the brilliant Toni Morrison, and oldpossum!
it's my birthday too bitches!
HB to Dr. Dre and Babyface!
HB, you young looking possum, you!
Happy Birthday George Kennedy! Hopefully Lucille will come by your house today and wash your car.
Happy 90th HGB!!
I've always thought of Matt Dillon as gay, too ... he may only be 48 - although I would've guessed 50. Whatever, a big HB to him and hi-5 to the man in his life (whomever that clever bitch is!)
Cybill 62?? ... ok. How come I'm always surprised people aren't older than the list says and never the other way around? Maybe Last Picture Show just seems older than it is 'cause it was in beautiful black and white.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 02/18/2012 - 2:11pm.
happy b-day, George Kennedy!
Lt. Frank Drebin: Congratulations, Ed! I hear Edna's pregnant again.
Ed Hocken: Yeah, and when I find the guy that did it...
LOL! ESE, get outta my head! That's exactly what I thought of when I saw his name. Loved him in the Naked Gun movies. Happy Birthday to George Kennedy, Matt Dillon, Cybill Shepard, Molly Ringwald and Yoko Ono. I have more respect for Yoko after having seen the documentary The U.S. vs. John Lennon. I highly recommend it.
GG I recognise many of the trolls. And I mostly lurk because the trolls make it hard for new people to post without getting suspected. I love MK and the comments a very close second. They are mostly sharp and hilarious but the trolls soil it (typo and it stays). They are boring and annoying. That's why I generally try not to acknowledge. Even in my head.
What Deb said!
MK should have posted a pic of John Travolta dressed as Vanna White - we all know it exists.
Isthat...you khow there's more than one troll in here!
HB to all the mothafuckas in the house today! Lots of cake to go around!
"Nobody can eat 50 eggs"
Thanks Sweetas for that.
Sucky, read back beoatch, you were missed yesterday.
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"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?"MK
Of course when I say he, maybe I should say it. Such trolling reeks of Fraggle.
Happy birthday everybody, especially Molly. :)
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"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
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I want my shtick to grow old with your shtick
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
But your shtick still has a lot of life in it.don't waste your time with that dead maggot.
I usually ignore that troll MPC but will reply to Gardening Girl. At this point I don't believe he is a gay man. I think he is a cunt who is trying to make gay men look bad. Whatever he is, the schtick is very tired.
Didn't even see Matt Dillon on the list. One of my few celebrity encounters, on a small island off way off the coast of Brazil (Fernando de Noronha, Matt -Pousada ZeMaria, Matt) at the dinner buffet. Mrs. Patrick Campbell speaks the truth. (maybe not about the age part)
Submitted by Raul Duke on Sat, 02/18/2012 - 11:36am.
What yellow and lives off of dead beetles? Yoko Ono.
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LOL!
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
shut up MPC - you're act is tired. I bet you havent had a piece of ass since the 80's.
homosexual Matt Dillon is older than 48....
happy b-day, George Kennedy!
Lt. Frank Drebin: Congratulations, Ed! I hear Edna's pregnant again.
Ed Hocken: Yeah, and when I find the guy that did it...
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Happy Birthday Juice! Queen of Hearts is one of my favorites to this day :D
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash
Jillian got a good body cause she only eat fish. Laff'n
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 02/18/2012 - 1:05pm.
Agreed. Cosmo is the ultimate patriarchy-compliance manual.
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Vanna White 55? 55 my ass!!! 65 is more like it! Greta Scacchi is so gorgeous. Has anyone ever seen her in "White Mischief"? God, I love that movie.
Raul -- that joke made me laugh!
HB to Vanna White, a trick that has not worked in over 30 years!
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Effe Hellen "Girlie" Brown! That rag she ran only promoted the idea that women were put on this earth to only to look purdyn adn suck off a man good. Every cover usually has "how to keep/please/tease/dress for a man".
Happy Birthday to Yoko Ono. She was and is a talented artist in her own right, AND she made John happy.
Happy Birthday, George Kennedy! From "Cool Hand Luke" to the "Naked Gun" movies he was great.
Happy Birthday to John Travolta. Loved him in "Saturday Night Fever", "Urban Cowboy", "Look Who's Talking", and "Pulp Fiction".
Happy Birthday to Molly Ringwald, queen of the Brat Pack.
HB Jillian Michaels with her ripped abs and wonky eye.
HB Cybill Shepherd, good, long career.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
DREEEEEE!! Aw hell yeah, happy BD to the master! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uZxhtavYyw
Happy Birthday George Kennedy. Not many actors left like him. He'd be in a movie and win an Oscar as Best Supporting Actor and the next night be playing something on Columbo or Andy Griffith. Work is work.
Happy Birthdat Molly!
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"You're ugly and your fucking bag is ugly too."--John Galliano (allegedly)
"No woman should be deprived of peen....young, old, fat or skinny..there's someone out there who would fuck you." -Event Hor
lotta recognizables today.
jeeez -that cadaverish cosmo queen and yoko are barely a decade apart?
*chuckles at raul*
*ponders with mike*
.... -no wonder i recognize so many.
*buys a cemetery plot*
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"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing."
~Edmund Burke
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
HB all these fine people and especially Yoko. I love how she was born to wealth and privilege and ended up the Hippie's Hippie.
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
Happy Birthday Mrs Jeremy Irons and Gorg Gretta Scacchi!
Mike: those are the only kind of sluts I ever know -- the old ones!!
And it is a rare day indeed that I can recognize every birthday slut and even more rare that I want to wish them ALL a happy birthday.
HB, Dr. Dre. I dont know what happened, and if you got on roids lately, but i like you anyway.
Meh to the rest of these sluts.
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Vanna was hot back then. And HB Jillian I really want your body, well just the upper half really because I need more hips than what you got going on.
Happy B-Day George Kennedy!! Prolific character actor and Oscar winner for his role in 'Cool Hand Luke'
"Havin' a wipe over hee-yah, boss."
"Havin' a wipe over they-ah, Dragline"
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
Odd how there are no young sluts today.