In Case You Missed It, Blue Ivy Carter Makes Her SNL Debut
Damn Maya Rudolph for not bringing out her Nippy impersonation last night. That was one of the only reasons why I kept my eyelids propped up and didn't allow myself to fall into a red wine/fried pancakes induced coma at the foot of my bed last night. Maybe Maya thought it was sort of kind of disrespectful to do Whitney on the same day as the funeral, but she could've at least let out a "hussy" or two as Cousin Dionne. Oh well, but Maya did do Beyonce on SNL last night and Justin Timberlake (who should really quit movies for good and join the SNL cast full-time) did his best Bon Iver. Strangely enough, Justin's Bon Iver impression is also a spot-on impression of my old high school world history teacher who decorated the back seat of his Tercel with stuffed animals and ate toothpaste instead of chewing gum because it's cheaper.
In other SNL news, in two weeks, a freckled train full of drunk fuckery will crash into 30 Rock when Lindsay Lohan hosts on March 3rd. Don't ask me what LiLo is even promoting. The sea jasper industry? A new super strain of herp? Collagen? Bitch's performances in the court room aside, LiLo hasn't acted in like years and now she's doing live TV for 90 minutes? It's either going to be a mess or a MEGA mess. But you know, LiLo was kind of funny the last time she did SNL, so maybe she can do it again? Or maybe this is a cross over episode between SNL and Intervention and it's Lorne Michaels way of luring her ass into the arms of Candy Finnigan. Let's hope.
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The saddest part is that there will probably be a lot of people who will tune into SNL to see Linday Lohan. I for one, will not because I just can't bear the thought of watching her embarrass herself.
Lindsay Lohan hosting Saturday Night Live is going to be a joke at best according to these guides when what she should be doing is laying low until she gets straightened out.
I loved this skit and Maya did a good Beyonce, but yeah, didn't quite get the uneducated tone she uses. Loved Wiig's Taylor Switft and wish Justin Timberlake would just join the cast; he's funny.
My favorite line of the night came from Amy Poehler as the second half of the duo of mom-jeans-wearers on the Brooklyn Beat show or whatever it's called: "I'm gonna go home, put my phone on vibrate, sit on it, and call myself over and over."
SNL has its moments. Some funny, some not.
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Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Mon, 02/20/2012 - 11:34am.
HAHAHAHA Damn every link of Debra posted on here so far has been spot on! She was excellent! ;P
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"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?"MK
Stan and Sans Fards - Debra Wilson was great as Whitney - love this Christmas special from MADTV:
http://youtu.be/Q8TPk23Eixw
Maya did a good job but she didn't capture Beyonce's uneducated, almost a speech impediment, speaking voice..bitch couldn't have graduated middle school with her 2nd grade vocabulary....I like Bon Iver thanks to the New Moon soundtrack; "Roslyn" is a nice, semi depressing song but they made a fan in me
Sans Fards, so true. A few weeks back there was a great link to Debra Wilson's WH doing an "exhaustion" telethon in the Demi Moore "exhaustion" thread.
Hands down, Debra's WH was spot on.
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
Submitted by AlexDSSF on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 9:30pm.
There is only one reason why Maya Rudolph's impersonations of Whitney Houston and Oprah Winfrey are more acclaimed than those of Debra Wilson: Maya was on SNL and Debra was on MadTV, and I doubt that Whitney and Oprah ever SAW Debra's respective renditions (and if they did, they'd have crapped their pants in fear and chosen Maya's because it was the SAFER option). Any person could clearly see that Debra was superior.
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Agree about Mad TV being criminally underrated. They did some really funny shit. Their Project Runway skit makes me die with laughter every time I see it!
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Do. Not. Want.
Give it up to Kirsten Wiig's Taylor Swift! No words...just hilarious!!!!!
Did anyone catch Jay Pharroh as Morgan Freeman? Dead on!!! The guy is amazing!!!
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when I saw Lindsay Lohan March 3rd I thought this must be a joke.
This is her 'moment' for future employers to see whether she's got it or not. I think 'not'. I mean she couldn't even manage to get her ass to the Ellen show furfucksake. They are going to have to work overtime on lighting, makeup, camera angles to make her look at least 35'ish..
I actually watched this episode. I also have no idea who Bon Iver is. (I couldn't figure out the name--I thought maybe they were saying "Bonny Bear" or something)
I was also pretty... intrigued, that Lindsay Lohan is going to host SNL soon. Why? Maybe they thought having a train wreck host could pull a lot of people in, or be funny, or maybe they felt some pity and thought cast members could try another super-successful "intervention". I'm going to say maybe they were just feeling really generous. Either way, I'm definitely going to try to watch it. I'm sure it will be entertaining...
Looks like Lindsay Lohan is already making plans during her current coked out twitter fest
say Lohan @lindsaylohan
@alecbaldwin @Rob_DirkD_Kane I think it would be amazing if you would consider doing a walk on for my snl.. no?
Yeah I'm sure Alec Baldwin is flattered that YOu offered him a walk on for YOUR snl, crack head.
@spaz thanks for the link but it says I have to put in my credit card info, fuck that lol.
I was pretty stoned, but I watched the entire SNL last night. Maybe I was too insecure to switch channels. But I was entertained throughout.
It's my ignorance and advanced age, but who the fuck is Bon Iver? (OK, I just googled it). Seriously, I didn't know who Justin was doing.
My eyeballs will be glued to the SNL with fuckle-faced Hohan!! I love a good train Wreck.
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This is too many words, but I dreamed last night I lived in a world where "wreck" was spelled "reck". Heh? People ridiculed me for my misspelling! I said, "Fuck you! I know a wreck when I see one."
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"Or maybe this is a cross over episode between SNL and Intervention and it's Lorne Michaels way of luring her ass into the arms of Candy Finnigan."
OMG, I love the shit out of 'Intervention', although it makes me cry on a regular viewing basis. Cindy's my favorite interventionist and I would give anything to hear her call LL 'little girl'.
Co-signed about Maya Rudolph being funny, but her Whitney or her Beyonce for that matter does NOT hold a candle to those of Debra Wilson's. That woman is hilarious.
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There is only one reason why Maya Rudolph's impersonations of Whitney Houston and Oprah Winfrey are more acclaimed than those of Debra Wilson: Maya was on SNL and Debra was on MadTV, and I doubt that Whitney and Oprah ever SAW Debra's respective renditions (and if they did, they'd have crapped their pants in fear and chosen Maya's because it was the SAFER option). Any person could clearly see that Debra was superior.
I hate Saturday Night Live. The last episode that I was actually happy to watch was the 2002 episode with Sir Ian McKellen as the host and Kylie Minogue as the musical guest. Now, it's "Let's drop Justin Timberlake somewhere in the episode" and "I can see Russia from my house!" and those fucking Andy Samberg digital shorts and The Lonely Fucking Island. NOT. FUNNY.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 6:25pm.
"I'm getting better!"
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
jackie:
http://www.hulu.com/watch/331283/saturday-night-live-jay-z-and-beyonces-...
EWW i not even get to see it! Curse u NBC!!! CUUURSSSE YOUUUUU!
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@spaz- oh okay, that makes sense. I guess I have to catch them as soon as they are put up. Or actually watch the show.
BWHAHAHAHA!! I literally spit out my Coke Zero when I saw Kristen Wiig doing Taylor Swift's surprise expression (and I actually like TS :)
RE: Prince getting scared of Nicki; somehow, I think that's actually the case IRL :P
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Happy Holidays to you too, Khloe! And may you and your family GTFA for 2012!!
AND they had a new "What's Up With That" though it seemed apologetic for some reason, still loved it.
jackie - I think they have some sort of exclusive deal with hulu, which is why the youtube versions always get pulled. When they do stay on youtube, it's because someone has reversed the images and I guess there's a filter or something that doesn't catch that.
I definitely won't be watching Kilo hosting SNL. If I wanted to watch a coked out hooka trying to be funny I'd hit Sunset.
Why does snl always remove their videos. I can tell by the comments that it was funny and I like jay Pharaoh because his impressions are dead on even though he looks nothing like the people he is impersonating. And any nicki minaj impersonation is hilarious by default.
Redmond, maybe to try and be known for something else than a fuck up and a prostitute who only takes pics with Terry Richardson?
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Why the fuck would Insanehan host SNL? She hasn't acted in years ande definitly doesn't have anything to promote.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 7:21pm.
This is him back when he was with his old band:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRDnEqW1vAc#t=00m38s
Bon Iver was funny, as was Taylor Swift.
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"I bet his crotch looks like an uncooked dough cigar lying on a bed of saffron" MK
Thank you Michael! I too could not keep awake, thanks for posting!
The ratings must really be down if they think having Blohan will make people tune in. Guess I won't be breaking my 4th year of not watching streak.
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"I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done." -Lucille Ball-sy
For all you lucky folk who didn't catch the Grammys last week, Bon Iver came out of nowhere and won a Grammy for I don't know what.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62i9Sodwp5o&feature=related
that was REALLY funny!!!
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I remember the way that we touch, I wish I didn’t like it so much
I get so emotional baby, every time I think of you
That was really pretty funny and I also think timberlake should be on the cast full time.
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Submitted by aradia07 on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 6:56pm.
Yeah, sometimes a guest host will make me watch, but definitely don't watch as much as before. :P
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"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?"MK
That guy really sounded like Jay-Z, I don't get Rudolph's Beyonce. Good Burger dude sounded like LL and who in fuck is Bon Iver? Never heard of him before.
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Submitted by Spaz de la Whoreta on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 6:44pm.
No, you're not old. SNL still draws bigger celebrities but I always thought In living color or MadTV were funnier. Not since the Eddie Murphy days have I thought SNL was really funny. Here and there they've had good comics since but I don't watch as much any more. jmo.
I am pretty old,but I think SNL ,like any other show that has been on the air for a while, has and will have its ups and downs. I have recently noticed however, alot more "guest appearances"to help the show along, so to speak.
"fried pancakes"? That's like "twice baked potatoes".
I grew up on potato pancakes, but we're German.
I love PRINCE in this.
Submitted by Spaz de la Whoreta on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 6:44pm.
No, you're not old. SNL still draws bigger celebrities but I always thought In living color or MadTV were funnier. Not since the Eddie Murphy days have I thought SNL was really funny. Here and there they've had good comics since but I don't watch as much any more. jmo.
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"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?"MK
Everytime someone shows a snl skit.. i'm reminded of how much i miss mad tv.. :(
I must be old, because I remember when SNL was actually funny and did something besides half-assed celebrity impersonations.
The Blohan episode will be crappy and boring, and next week when someone other than Blo does something mirroring some shit skit, she and WO will sue them.
Bey & J are so easy to mock! hahaha Thought Maya's dress and hair were the best part of the impersonation! Prince and Taylor were funny!
ICK on that teacher MK! Though not as bad as my math teacher with rank-ass breath who would park his face within breathing distance, EVERY SINGLE TIME!!! That mouth could wake the dead! :D
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"What is that strange clear liquid dripping out of my eye?"MK
I am sure this would be a lot funnier if I knew who Bon Iver was.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 02/19/2012 - 6:25pm.
Why am I picturing Hohan in a morgue skit and the real Marilyn Monroe shows up and announces "I'm not dead yet"...BITCH!
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SEND THAT TO THE SNL WRITERS!!!!! DO IT DO IT DO IT! BRILLIANT!
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Why am I picturing Hohan in a morgue skit and the real Marilyn Monroe shows up and announces "I'm not dead yet"...BITCH!
Haha, I love Jay Pharoah. I am glad they gave him more than 10 seconds in a skit. That Jay-Z was spot on.
As others have said, they only asked Blohan because people will tune in just to see if she is a total hot mess. I know I will...
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
I loved Prince coming out of the kitchen with the steam, reminds me of his old videos.
" my old high school world history teacher who decorated the back seat of his Tercel with stuffed animals and ate toothpaste instead of chewing gum because it's cheaper"
Gross! You know mk when you write this stuff I don't know whether to laugh cause it's funny (and true??) or creep out cause you had so many weird life experiences growing up. Damn and you remember it all too.
Hysterical!!!! White Butler.. lol...Prince.. And Jay Z does sound like that...hahahahahah
Nicki Minaj scaring Prince was the best part. That part really cracked me up.
Prince! LOL. & the white butler too funneh.
A spoof of the funeral would be hilarious.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.